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Blackhawk01:


Wey your skirt and crop top biko?

no case I'm ready

teesmarth:
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ...

ok

teesmarth:
Lol. Told you am defying your signature Seems you changed it already
I guess am free to act now

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ...

ojmetrix:
any where u wish why not drop ur fb handler or whatsap degit let's no each other better

lol ask the moniker with the 2017 thingy.. she's la hot

bye

teesmarth:
I remember you
What about you

I don't remember yhu

teesmarth:

yea??

IamRaizo:
lol... I'm searching nah

searching when we have blackhawk and queen. sekxy here? na u dy dull ya sef bros

BluntBoy:
OP, you said her vagina faces downwards. I have not seen it but I assume it must be a droopy labia.

Hair in the vagina? Rare but not out of the ordinary. It happens.

Bumps and lumps of flesh? Well, that must be a wrinkled labia probably caused by shaving. Perhaps your lady shaves the hair in her vagina sometimes and bruises the labia.

No nippple on a breast? Well, there are nippples that are inverted and appear to look like holes in the breasts. Some people are born with it. The only thing to fear about this is cancer. Cancer causes it too.

This censoring of words on Nairaland can be annoying a lot of the time. Nippple becomes Tip


I officially ordain you the minister of women physiology ... whatta brainiac

the way your family people will look at you if you like this comment


*modified*

una wicked o ...
if u liked this post come back and unlike it abeg ... I am allergic to likes

YelloweWest:
Of course we do.

When once they open their mouth it becaomes very clear the certificate was purchased.

ok atleast that's very clear

the part that craked me up is "she moans like a cat"

dude you're digging a lady and she kept moaning like a cat yet you still ejaculated? omo the devil should be scared of you o

mama peace will soon turn to "mama blood thirsty"... buh the hell these models be leaving USA to Ngeria to get laid for cash ... do they even know the meaning of recession?

and our Nigerian slay queens be lookin at them like

nice write-up

just hope them lovers will listen

Blackhawk01:
Hiyaa/Allen avenue/Ashawo

lwkmd abeg mek I join you ...

YelloweWest:
My argument is not solely based on a degree but more on education.
I can tell within a 5minute conversation an educated person from an illiterate. It's not rocket science.

I also hope you know that we have "educated illiterates"among us

mickeyenglish:
Serious Me don't have time for "punchlines" and I don't rain Shakespearean thoughts on ladies.. It's no use to me cos they will still behave like the dogs they are. Why waste creative lines when I can I reserve all that for creative literary works.. Anyway! I still on top my initial proposal

Did you just tag ladies as dogs?.. like you just called ladies dogs?

Asianguy:
OK just chill and blame seun for not introducing private chatbox for nairalanders.

I've got enough chills in me to donate to whoever needs it was

Asianguy:
Why do you girls hate yourselfs too much

if you followed my post. . I never posted any hate comment so I dunno where the negative vibes are coming fRom. .

mickeyenglish:
Dasherz abeg free dem all.. I am always a vacant Knight.

I am always here for you..

This is how anonymous people become friends.. Then friendship turns into romance.. Before u know it, marriage beckons in no time.

Maybe 2 years away from now, our pre-wedding pics shall adorn the front page of Nairaland with the tag "couple who met on Nairaland finally wed"

Who knows..

are you done typing?

you need more punchlines in your life bruh

Fornication:
u need a BBC in your life.

You watch too much porn. . .. bye

Fornication:
continue to feel yourself. attention ko, ejaculation ni.

Lol. . happy crawling

Fornication:
ogbeni, shatap make jealousy no kill you.

egbon you got the attention now crawl out of my mention .. it was for fun. . I did not bash her In anyway so why you drinking sniper?
btw . funny moniker

motun2017:
your bizness

I don't remember sneaking up your mention and I've read the way you Just bash anyone that mentions you. .

ermm madam it Was meant to be fun not insults. .. no body said you guys are hooking up at least not me

so lady stop the bashful thingy and flow with the fun. .. Nigeria had enough problems for one to have headache over a comment on a faceless forum biko ..


bye! !!!

bluntboy please reply this guy

I didn't know it's a tough one for guys too. . thought read only the ladies that had difficulties getting guys

ohh well good luck

BluntBoy:

Day is going fine. How are you? Good, I believe?

exceptionally good

ojmetrix:
dasherz and ojmetrix rolling

oshey .. but onku rolling to where?

PrimadonnaO:
Lol. I've just been laughing. The girl isn't smart at all. Or she just doesn't care because he complimented her. Girls!

she's carried away ... she was just blushing and typing

izaray:
My post was even meant for him..Didn't kno how i ended up mentioning you

issoryt .. Cya

izaray:
Ah!! Dat was harsh nah , we are all here to catch fun and laugh over some stuff too..Even d guy in question understands dis too.

fun is my thing ... I felt he took it a lil too personal. ..

izaray:
And she is falling for d game already Babe dnt spoil show for him oh..

nahh can't kill a brother here o ... guy already got it na .. besides every guy deserves beauty

Randy91:
Mind ur f**king buzness plsssss....

Is it because he didn't look ur fugly side

when you're done getting pissed at yourself by yourself. .. just know that every mention has a door .. bye! !!