ArinzeRaph:
I want you to be mine. Ahuru m gi anya nke ukwu. I'm very serious!

i dunno what that is but whatever your reasons are .. u are barking at the wrong tree ... bye!!1

ArinzeRaph:
Marry me

why?

Sarkin:


Then what is Igbo?

Seriously?
Akwa Ibomites are known generally as the ibibios.... Don't let your phone be smarter than you...

Sarkin:
SEE BEAUTY... IGBO BABES FINE OOO

I MUST MARRY 2 ADD THEM TO MY 4 WIVES.

I'M KIDDING O, NA ONE WIFE I GO GET AND NA IGBO BABE.

That's Akwa Ibom not igbo...

ceejay80s:

stop lying ,Akwa ibom are not cheap, come see list wey dem give my friend!!!!!
one full higher education note book
shovel,cutlass wheel barrow, etc dey inside the list, i come ask my friend if dem wan build house on top ur head

Thing is the items on the list depends on the greed level of the family...... The main thing is for you to sort out the youths, the village women /men, the external family and then the immediate family.... Usually clothes, food, drinks, cigarettes, football for the youths and some cash... Any other additional item (generator, motor cycle etc) is out of. Greed

swiz123:
Akwaibomite women are beautiful, but cheap.
I am Speaking from experience.

Just polish up your English and their local bush meats will flock around you

I swear you're stupid really really stupid

We're cheap but sure have more taste than your sisters, wife and every other female around you

To hell with you and your stereotypical nonsense .

omo i love you reply

really cracked me up

decatalyst:
So you mean you will note vote in 2019?


You assisted to bring this 'change' and you must assist to change the 'change'!


Permission to die access DENIED!

grandma died .. Grandad was heart broken ... Mum was preggo and when she finally dropped bouncing lil me .. GRANDAD NAMED ME ******** shey na me kee the woman ni

daviesblaze:

That's African parents for you

I swear..... But we love them like that

daviesblaze:

Let me guess

Two weeks visitation to the pastor for deliverance. right?

Nahhhh

Had to call the guy in the presence of my parents and mum requested to talk with his mum... He apologized but once in a while I still get statements like "this time Around it will yahoo yahoo."

I gave my laptop to a colleague in school and was quite in a hurry so I got it from him and left.. Back home dad asked for my pc he needed to send an urgent mail and What followed later is still fresh in my memory ...

i used to think this way but not until my sister's wedding last year when all the spatulas, big spoons, pots and other wedding gifts she got became really useful cos it was what was used in preparing the dishes for the traditional wedding .. mum said she just saves them for ocassions so the personal kitchen effects wont be used ... after every thing that day they were washed and returned to the store room ....

so sometimes it's not all useless .. it helps

in the end, we still have to regard that she is married to a Prince, .. you wont expect a full fleshed and well successful lady to give up her entire life to all cos of an average man (wealthy or not)

happy for u....

danduj:
Just read it too and I'm inspired

RadicallyBlunt:
Lol. Naija with their primitivism

I see nothing primitive about her dressing.... The English man wears an English suit and the ladies ball gowns or cut dresses and these are their traditional wear.... So why can't the lady rock our native attire?

I hate cats... I dint think this holds for all ladies

IamaNigerianGuy:


That is a colostomy bag and it was placed there by a surgeon, so he is receiving some degree of medical attention

and after the bag Was placed the government feels they've done their best

oga your own bad o

anibirelawal:
I thought they do wait for the electric cable to get dried before restoring power.

Lonestar124:
Look at your mentality How do you even describe a average person?

Lol.... Don't try sounding smart you're not

Bye

Lonestar124:
Then your presumption failed cause the guy is Kenya celebrity a OAP precisely. You see the why you should stop throwing craps

Kenya eh

Their celebs look like it an average Nigerian agbero

Crafteck1:
A friend of mine runs 2 businesses , he started 1 with about 4m,it returns 15k per day average, he still has the assets worth 3m,18 mikano gen etc included, he runs a second business based on innovation, no capital or maybe 80k max to start, he sees about 1.2m per month, we need more innovative youths, things are bad in the country, turn around and use it to your freaking advantage.

Using another account cos i was just banned

All Am am seeing are figures that don't add to my POV.. Take care

crafteck:


Little beginnings can make wonderful ends, there are many things you can work on, doesnt have to be physics, the essence of education is gaining the ability to learn how to learn, stroll to mechanic shops, look at devices that can be modified, people here build transformers, repair auto compressors and alternators, pls lets leave excuses

Not disputing that... So many things do need modifications but he's not just gonna pop up and start modifying things hell need finances... My point is he needs to get a sustainable source of income to be able to fund his research and patterns... That's all no excuses

crafteck:



Una neva tire for excuses, i finished with 2nd class upper from uni, never searched for job, researched playstation installation bypass and holes, i see like 40k most days, stop being a lazy youth

Kudos to you for what you do

But Playstation is not a scientific experiment... We live in a country where research and project works are being dumped in the gutter by same professionals in institutions

Being a physicist is not a bad thing but it is pure science and #100,000 is chicken change to fund a world acknowledged research which is very different from sitting in front of a laptop browsing what people put up there with a data subscription of 1k.... It's much more

He needs to be employed at least to save enough to fund his research to a state where people can be interested in if it works.. Not forgetting the losses that will be accumulated due to trial and error


So no one is making excuses here

Olifiz:


That one to follow now.
Chemical engineering students
Chemistry students
All na science students

Do you really know what chemical engineering is all about? It's not about mixing agbo or dogoyaro

Olifiz:
Chemical engineers.

Tahh chemical engineers ke

You forget there's a course like chemistry abi

crafteck:
Set up a small business to fund your research, invent something we need. Make nigeria see we are not lazy and dont depend on anyone or company

wow .... this us not Mnet series o ... this is a shithole place ... hoel will he fund his research when everyone thinks he's crazy

Papanwamaikpe:
And you believe that publicity stunt

We all know that it's all for the camera but no doubts she's doing well

jjbest123:
Some how.... The is more story to her deportation,ordinary weaves can't get her deported.

It can..... Looked more like she'll be in the country to trade weaves in the black market cos ladies there especially black Americans readout do love good weaves but they're quite expensive in the stores they can get something cheaper in the black market



Some foreign students are usually allowed to work few hours a week for income...she should've be contented with that

jjbest123:
Some how.... The is more story to her deportation,ordinary weaves can't get her deported.

It can..... Looked more like she'll be in the country to trade weaves in the black market cos ladies there especially black Americans really do love good weaves but they're quite expensive in the stores they can get something cheaper in the black market

Papanwamaikpe:
Tobi remains the most successful housemate of this year edition, then miracle and Alex. the rest are building materials!!!

I'll disagree.. BAMBAM is doing great as well
She's gotten a role in a movie and about 3 endorsements, she made 25 million profit in a brand she represented.. So she's successful too unlike Anto and ceec bitters... Even koko didn't even get an 10,000 naira dash

omocalabar:
Thank God it's the belly that is joined....am sure they will both live after the operation...

You really didn't read this right?