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No 'magomago' this time around.

ok

"I concur"

Nawa ooo, how does it feels like to be the son of a Governor?

madbadttin2oo:
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Abeg help me ask Dasuki how that affects the price of fuel


























:DThe pics looks blank to me! Every photo this celebs upload is a sh*t Back to back from flavour to Yemi alade , Iyalaya anybody, F*ck that b*tch


























I swear i go bleep that girl walahi

































I rest my case

Make I see why dem no go ban you from posting for 7 good days.

He approached those questions logically

ceecee0703:
Use your head he said he "had" not "bought" so he might have bought full thank n realised he had half tank before the robbery ....

Uhnm-uhnm.......... I didn't use my head before, I use my leg mumu.

GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER

Time: 2Hrs 30MINS

INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.

ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.

1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)
2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)
3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)
4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)
5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 350k. Your daughter who is awaiting UME result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 350k. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)
6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)
7. You can't give your wife 1k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10k in bars and resturant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142(20 marks).


Advice from the invigilator: We are close to the end of 2015. Please drop all your bad character.

Finally.. 2 days to the end of 2015
To God Almighty = I say Thank You Lord King of kings n Prince of everlasting peace.
To my true friends = I appreciate you all.
To those who showed me love = I'm grateful.
To those who hurt me = I forgive and forget.
To those I really hurt = I'm so sorry, please forgive me.
To those who challenged me = lets do it again.
To those I showed love to = I still love you and will continue to love you.
To those who expected my love but whom I ignored = I love you and will make amend. To those who helped me= I am so grateful and will reciprocate in due season.
THANK YOU FOR MAKING 2015 A
FRUITFUL YEAR 4 ME.
WISHING YOU A PROSPEROUS
#2016 in #ADVANCE . THANKS I LOVE YOU.

Finally.. 2 days to the end of 2015
To God Almighty = I say Thank You Lord King of kings n Prince of everlasting peace.
To my true friends = I appreciate you all.
To those who showed me love = I'm grateful.
To those who hurt me = I forgive and forget.
To those I really hurt = I'm so sorry, please forgive me.
To those who challenged me = lets do it again.
To those I showed love to = I still love you and will continue to love you.
To those who expected my love but whom I ignored = I love you and will make amend. To those who helped me= I am so grateful and will reciprocate in due season.
THANK YOU FOR MAKING 2015 A
FRUITFUL YEAR 4 ME.
WISHING YOU A PROSPEROUS
#2016 in #ADVANCE . THANKS I LOVE YOU.

By Emmanuel Aziken, Political Editor

A common streak in the quartet is the way and manner they altered the pace and pattern of governance in the states they govern. Even more remarkable is the reconstruction of the political dynamics in the four states governed by Adams Oshiomhole, Edo, Ibikunle Amosun, Ogun, Kassim Shettima, Borno and Ibrahim Dankwambo, Gombe.

The handsome effort of the four was reflected in the ease with which all four won re-election for a second term.

For their efforts in making a difference, Governors Oshiomhole, Amosun, Shettima and Dankwambo are recognised as Governors of the Year, 2015.

Governor Kashim Shettima (Borno)

Arguably, no governor in the country faced the kind of pressure Governor Shettima got from the disparate forces that tackled him for most of his first four years in office. While the Boko Haram insurgents tackled from one bestial side, local political adversaries working in league with foes in Abuja regularly tackled him on the political plain.

The challenges nonetheless, Governor Shettima has won praise from far and near for his remarkable efforts in building hope, houses and unusual honesty in the heartland of Boko Haram.

Ibrahim Dankwambo (Gombe)

Described as the last man standing, Governor Ibrahim Dankwambo was the only PDP governor who won re-election in the last general election. His feat was, however, not unexpected given the landmark achievements of the administration in infrastructure, healthcare, education, agriculture among others.

Comrade Adams Oshiomhole (Edo)

The advent of Comrade Adams Oshiomhole as governor of Edo State in 2008 led to the massive reconstruction of roads and other infrastructure that had until his coming almost laid in perpetual disrepair. Besides road infrastructure, Governor Oshiomhole has in seven years made differences in the health and education sectors in the state.

Equally remarkable is his role in reshaping the political configuration of Edo State, taking the initiative from the old political order that had until recently held sway in the state.

Governor Ibikunle Amosun (Ogun)

Friends and foes of Governor Ibikunle Amosun in Ogun State are agreed on the massive reconstruction of roads that have given a new face to some of the ancient towns in Ogun State. While critics lament the high priority given to road infrastructure by the administration, Governor Amosun like a man with vision has soldiered on, focused on the bigger picture that opening up the state would in turn bring the state to a new lease of life.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/oshiomhole-amosun-shettima-dankwambo-win-governor-of-the-year-2015-awards/

We are anxiously waiting, you can't eat you cake and have it........

By Emmanuel Aziken, Political Editor

A common streak in the quartet is the way and manner they altered the pace and pattern of governance in the states they govern. Even more remarkable is the reconstruction of the political dynamics in the four states governed by Adams Oshiomhole, Edo, Ibikunle Amosun, Ogun, Kassim Shettima, Borno and Ibrahim Dankwambo, Gombe.

The handsome effort of the four was reflected in the ease with which all four won re-election for a second term.

For their efforts in making a difference, Governors Oshiomhole, Amosun, Shettima and Dankwambo are recognised as Governors of the Year, 2015.

Governor Kashim Shettima (Borno)

Arguably, no governor in the country faced the kind of pressure Governor Shettima got from the disparate forces that tackled him for most of his first four years in office. While the Boko Haram insurgents tackled from one bestial side, local political adversaries working in league with foes in Abuja regularly tackled him on the political plain.

The challenges nonetheless, Governor Shettima has won praise from far and near for his remarkable efforts in building hope, houses and unusual honesty in the heartland of Boko Haram.

Ibrahim Dankwambo (Gombe)

Described as the last man standing, Governor Ibrahim Dankwambo was the only PDP governor who won re-election in the last general election. His feat was, however, not unexpected given the landmark achievements of the administration in infrastructure, healthcare, education, agriculture among others.

Comrade Adams Oshiomhole (Edo)

The advent of Comrade Adams Oshiomhole as governor of Edo State in 2008 led to the massive reconstruction of roads and other infrastructure that had until his coming almost laid in perpetual disrepair. Besides road infrastructure, Governor Oshiomhole has in seven years made differences in the health and education sectors in the state.

Equally remarkable is his role in reshaping the political configuration of Edo State, taking the initiative from the old political order that had until recently held sway in the state.

Governor Ibikunle Amosun (Ogun)

Friends and foes of Governor Ibikunle Amosun in Ogun State are agreed on the massive reconstruction of roads that have given a new face to some of the ancient towns in Ogun State. While critics lament the high priority given to road infrastructure by the administration, Governor Amosun like a man with vision has soldiered on, focused on the bigger picture that opening up the state would in turn bring the state to a new lease of life.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/oshiomhole-amosun-shettima-dankwambo-win-governor-of-the-year-2015-awards/

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Mayday!!!

OK

emekamigo:
And God programmed the cheating for the miracle-

You are very right

"Yinmu" .......... Maybe they have finished using it for their operation. And moreso, go and ask the Filling Station Attendant that sold the last fuel into your car," baba, won ti gba eeh" ( you might have been cheated).

But all the way, congrat for the recovery of your car.

I do not pray to have issues from the people having terrestrial powers because when you are expecting 2+2 to be 4, what you will be seeing is 5............. It was said to "give what belong to Caesar to Caesar"

OK

Some people would just be poke nosing into another peoples' matter

Two job offer at the same time, mehn, fasting and praying thus work.......... Both jobs are Okay but I will advice you go for Intern Secretary

Good luck towards your career, more blessing.

Airforce1:
Who is mallamspicy

I said Misspicy, you are saying Mallamspicy..... Na wa 4 you ooo

Airforce1:
Her breast all I see

Had it been I'm the one who type this, Misspicy will screw me up.

I don't even know why I'm silent on this...... Could it be because Chelsea would be playing against Watford today? I might comment after Chelsea match.

I hope you find it cool.

Every grown man have one or two throw back pictures, so this is not new.

If you think you are communicating or sending message by using gigantic or tantamount vocabularies like these, then Mr. Patrick your message is denied access to reach people that are even two pace from you.

Back to Nairalanders: I hope dictionary dey una side?

Because I already have my dictionary by my side o!! This one wey Oga Obahiagbon dey combine biological, Chemistry , psychological etc terms together so, you sure say person pass him course?

dammywapes:
Oga OP , I don't knw where to put my case whether am single or not cos is like am not in relationship which means am in a one sided relationship. O ye e #Aga

You must be waiting for miracle bro

Divorced

Engaged