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God do t forget me in this life o. Let me see grace like that of Osimhen

Lol... Let's have fun. Let see the Babas and mamas here.

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Me: October 02, 2014. Mesef be legend for here o 😁😁😁
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Not really especially if she doesn't disrespect her husband.

Good for Oyo State and other State Government should do the same to control high rate of Agberos in every parks. Because this fuel subsidy removal is about to enrich the transportation system.

I watched the full story on Tiktok and the pastor confessed he slept with the man's wife. Some people shouldn't be referred to as men of God.
Shameless wh@res everywhere parading themselves has housewives (spit)

We trade gift cards

That's gonorrhea... Get antibiotics drugs or injection. That's my thought tho! You can do check up at a nearest hospital

Uber Is Safer than all these other e-hailing apps

HustlingHustler:
Hi guys,
I am currently running my masters degree here in Nigeria with few months to finish before the ASUU strike came.
I have plan to use the certificate to boost my Japa plan initially. I have also invested alot of time and resources into the study.
With each day passing, I am getting really tired of Nigeria and I feel my time is been wasted.
I don't know if I should just start applying to schools abroad to start afresh or wait to finish this course in Nigeria.

Please wait to finish it here in Nigeria. The time you have used in enduring this strike is lower than the time you will used to start the processing of another Masters in Oversea. Just give it a little time more

Trust me, your eyes go soon clear. Try to wife her so that your friend can give it to her again in your matrimonial bed. Bad friend spits

Don’t be surprised those your friends and people you are giving your money are already building mansion. I have been in your show before and even now. I tried so hard to stop being nice but guess what, my mind doesn’t rest if I haven’t helped. So I need help too

zionmde:
E don dey happen
Tinubu will sweep NE, NW, NC and Niger Republic with broom! Brooom!! Brooòom!!!! Brooooooooooommmmm!!!!!

Are you on we*d typing this? Because it so so funny to me I Don laugh tired

Just like when I left Nigeria for abroad, just 3 months I became fresh and I add up weight

Politics would be very interesting in few days... gUntil then let's see the APC flag bearer

If this is a prerequisite to enter heaven OH Lord I'm sorry

sotall:


Why is Tinubu trying desperately so had to discredit Buhari?

Now the next news you will hear is Tinubu donating money or visiting the family of those kidnapped.


Condolence was a major portfolio of vice president Yemi Osinbajo.

Now Tinubu has taken over that portfolio illegally.


These politicians will do anything to grab power.

Honestly I'm sorry to say, you lack wisd*m. I'm not a political bigot neither am I pro-tinubu but let our thinking and talks be rational

My advice:
Take any of the Holy Books (Quran or Bible) depending on your religion. Then, have covenant with God by swearing that you are not going to masturbate for 3 days. That if you do, God should never help you in any aspect of you life. This is to scare you any time you want to masturbate. And also tell God that if you complete 3 days without masturbation let all you lost Glories comes back to you in folds. If you are able to go off it after that 3 days, repeat same thing again probably for 5 days and say the same thing. Gradually, it would start fading away. Because that only thing that can get rid of the excesses

Our Educational system is getting out of hands.
Our transportation system is nothing to right home about.
Our Security System has become so terrible that it’s beyond redemption
Farmers can’t even go to farm in peace anymore is either they are kidnapped or slaughtered by bandits and terrorist. I can go on and on… Buhari tenure is the worst we have faced as a nation.

I heard that Minister for Transportation said “It’s going to cost over 3billion naira to fix that train damages (wow)

Make una dey do ham go, one day, "Bush meat go catch the hunter" Sound Sultan (R.I.P)

Scan is the order of the day in Zoogeria

One of the reasons the ENDSARS protest took place but the illiterates were used to oppress the citizen. Politicians lives in mansions while others struggle to have shelters

MYHUBBY:
even druggie people dey talk, Asia prisons Ambassadors

Awon Asialoma drug lords �

E still get mouth wan dey talk

One of the major causes of sleep paralysis is sleep deprivation, or a lack of sleep. A changing sleep schedule, sleeping on your back, the use of certain medications, stress, and other sleep-related problems, such as narcolepsy, may also play a role.

This Buhari pilot na wa for you ooo… You know what the majority of the countrymen want nau

Some so called past*r will just open their mouth waaaah

They are not rating human lives in this part of the world… So sad!!!

pitroski:
The only soup they eat in Yoruba land is stew then I'm not surprised at all

Okra and stew
Egusi and stew
Awedu and stew
Vegetable and stew
Stew and eba
Their mumu no too much

Na your Igbo people mumu too much

I hope it’s not media stunts sha…More power to the NAF

Virus � might end this world if things are not put in place health wise

My prophecy: If you do not work today, you have nothing to eat tomorrow.

Sam Dede would have been a good better idea

chatinent:
“We must halt this ludicrously lugubrious kakistocracy. We must demur against demuren (no onomatopoeic extrapolation) intended. The quotidian stentorian atrabilious ululation is abyssopelagic. The country is on a precipice of apocalyptic crepuscule.”

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