₦airaland Forum

Brainy007:
Ayodele Goat Fayose

Your head dey there

cashkid:
Iya elewa n bread will join............

You are definitely on point

DoyenExchange:
Ekiti is in hot soup again! Yesterday it was teachers, today doctors, tomorrow who will join the strike?

Iya Onii pormos will join

Brainy007:
G

G for Goat

That is gonna be a bad one to Ekiti State... Mr Gomina kini eri se si eleyi? (Mr. Governor, what have u been able to do on this one)

OK

ok

In Idres Abdulkareem's voice:

"Nigeria jaja
everything scatta scatta
poor man dey suffa suffa
gun shot in the AIR. gbossa!!! ""

Ogbenii

This question is yet to get an answer from even google not to talk of me

Heart Failure is always d cause, R.I.P.

How do I find my way to this country called NIGERIA?

Dear Mummy, are you sure I'm not from Ghana?

She might have her reason for that..... Not everybody would be remembered during invitation card sharing

ireneony:
u get sense so
Mr man I'm very blunt with my comments. If u can't stand me, I suggest u deactivate

I beg ur pardon.... ain't ready for ur immature comments

That was a nice move

HML

ireneony:
How come her bridesmaids are ugly

Go and create your own human #mumu

Ok..... Beautiful

Happy Marriage Life

Mehn! This guy go tear p***y...... Where those Nairaland ladies that love thick d**k, can you survive this ?

For wetin naw? Just to sleep and wake up? Abah!!

Boring

KHAYGOLD:
WHY MY PASTOR BLOCKED ME ON
FACEBOOK by Sammy Jr.
I sent him a friend request on Facebook
and he innocently accepted. Two minutes
later his message came in;
*PASTOR: How are you?
*ME: I'm fine Daddy.
*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly
favour collapse on your head.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing
strike you and your family.
*ME: (No reply)'
*PASTOR: May God slash you with the
axe of life.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May God stab you with the
knife of riches.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life
imprisonment in the eternal jail of
success!
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of
happiness collapse on you and your
family.
*ME: (No reply)
* PASTOR: My son are you there?
*ME: Yes Daddy!
* PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to
claim the Blessings.
*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!
*May the over speeding trailer of
Blessings jam and crush you and your
family,
*ME: May the light of God blind you eye
that you may not see the sufferings of
this life anymore,
*ME: May the earthquake of happiness
swallow you and your family members,
*May the sea of miracle drown you and
your family members,
*ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap
you Sir!
*ME: May the death of riches kill you,
your family members and all yours friends
and relations,
*ME: May the annointing from on high kill
destroy your church and kill all your
church members excluding me and my
family in Jesus name (Amen)!
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: Daddy are you there? You should be
saying Amen to all these wonderful
Prayers
*PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot.


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I can't stop laughing

You too selfish getting all this space.... at d time of quoting u, no single like to the post thanks

Nothing will happen to him by God's grace.... una no see say his face is strong nii. Come back soon bruh

Eyah make una sorry o! People wey dey house dey complain, not to talk about people wey dey Abroad..... Make una come carry cutlass and hoe, time to go and farm.

BAD BADDO BADDEST

Abeg respect people's health nw... not in support of their looting tho!

Strike Back!!!

NO!!!..... THIS IS TOO TRAGIC, R.I.P TO THE DEAD

k

OK

Rip

You guys dope!!!