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Romance / I Sucked My Wife's Butthole And It Felt Great! by Dat2jo: 9:14am On Dec 14, 2020
I have been fantasizing about licking my wife's azzhole but never got the courage to do it cos i felt it was gross. But this morning after she was out of the shower i pushed her down on the couch and i was sucking her VJ, i drifted to the butthole and she went wild and oboy I enjoyed it and was rock hard. You guys should try it too

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Family / What Did You Do To Receive The Worst Beating Your Parents Ever Gave You? by Dat2jo: 8:43pm On Dec 06, 2020
If you remembered the worst beating your parents gave you, tell us your offense let's laugh together. grin

Mine: I accidentally fell and the pap I went to grind poured away and the plastic bucket broke into pieces. Hmmm in short dat was how two of my front teeth cracked because of the beating my momsy gave me.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Dat2jo: 11:42pm On Nov 26, 2020
Ndokwagirl:
When the audio job show I will invite you to Asaba to celebrate with me. cool
I pray u get it. I pray we all do... Cheers

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Dat2jo: 11:39pm On Nov 26, 2020
Ndokwagirl:
Nwanyiogwashi mama and your mama might be the same age so as your mama why she no get connection like her grin cheesy
You mean dat her mama AUDIO connection wey find job for you grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Dat2jo: 11:32pm On Nov 26, 2020
Ndokwagirl:
When I get my APL from firs whenever they decide to share it I will reply you well and beside nobody stop your mama from been rich or did buhair tie her?
Lol..I just asked after your madam oo. Why u dey vex?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Dat2jo: 11:26pm On Nov 26, 2020
Ndokwagirl:
Thanks
How far with your well connected FIRS sponsor, Nwanyiogwashi? It's been a while she was here to brag about how rich and connected her mummy is.

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Car Talk / Re: RE: Gazzuzz: Dubious, Insultive And An Arrogant Being By Baba40: 7:08pm On Nov 2 by Dat2jo: 9:01pm On Nov 23, 2020
sirleke:
oga pls warn urself ooo

I mean no insult here pls....

Gazzuzz response to mine wasn't any big deal,pls b warned
You and Baba40 no get sense at all

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Car Talk / Re: Gazzuzz: Dubious, Insultive And An Arrogant Being by Dat2jo: 6:58pm On Nov 23, 2020
Baba40:

Abi ooo.... Some people are even making jest of me here including the scammer Gazzuzz
You, Sir, is a fool. The very moment you refused to take that engine back during the 3 month warranty period shows you don't have any sense.

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Car Talk / Re: RE: Gazzuzz: Dubious, Insultive And An Arrogant Being By Baba40: 7:08pm On Nov 2 by Dat2jo: 2:44pm On Nov 23, 2020
GAZZUZZ:


you wey come here nko?
I wonder oo... Some people sabi talk trash
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Kidnapped APC Chairman Found Dead by Dat2jo: 2:22pm On Nov 22, 2020
Kestolove:
Anybody that can kidnap buhari for me, I will give him 10billion in naira
Be careful. If DSS come carry you now your eye go clear
Politics / BREAKING: Kidnapped APC Chairman Found Dead by Dat2jo: 2:16pm On Nov 22, 2020
The kidnapped chairman of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in Nasarawa State, Philip Shekwo, has been found dead.

A source close to the family confirmed this to PREMIUM TIMES, Sunday afternoon.

A leader of the APC in Nasarawa, who asked not to be named, also confirmed the death.

The APC was yet to officially react to the kidnap at the time of this report.

The chairman of Karu local government, Samuel Akala, also confirmed the death on his Facebook page.

This newspaper had reported Mr Shekwo’s kidnap in the late hours of Saturday at his residence in Lafia.

The Nasarawa State Commissioner of Police, Dele Longe, confirmed his kidnap earlier on Sunday.


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/427403-breaking-kidnapped-apc-chairman-found-dead.html
Car Talk / Re: RE: Gazzuzz: Dubious, Insultive And An Arrogant Being By Baba40: 7:08pm On Nov 2 by Dat2jo: 11:42am On Nov 22, 2020
naijapips04:

That's a story for another day.
Ok story teller

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Car Talk / Re: RE: Gazzuzz: Dubious, Insultive And An Arrogant Being By Baba40: 7:08pm On Nov 2 by Dat2jo: 11:41am On Nov 22, 2020
naijapips04:

You've not being following then.

He complained and even your mechanic asked him to return the car.
So why didnt he(you) returned the car?

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Car Talk / Re: RE: Gazzuzz: Dubious, Insultive And An Arrogant Being By Baba40: 7:08pm On Nov 2 by Dat2jo: 11:39am On Nov 22, 2020
naijapips04:


He complained but was asked to keep topping.
Show us where he complained
Car Talk / Re: RE: Gazzuzz: Dubious, Insultive And An Arrogant Being By Baba40: 7:08pm On Nov 2 by Dat2jo: 11:30am On Nov 22, 2020
9icetoo:

They will soon come for you. cheesy
Lol..Make them come na. How newly installed engine go dey consume oil and you go they top am they go for a whole 3months you were under warranty you no take am back? And even outside warranty them give you 24hrs to return and get a refund yet you still no gree go? Which kyn person that one be?

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Car Talk / Re: RE: Gazzuzz: Dubious, Insultive And An Arrogant Being By Baba40: 7:08pm On Nov 2 by Dat2jo: 11:21am On Nov 22, 2020
Baba40 is totally wrong here
Car Talk / Re: Gazzuzz: Dubious, Insultive And An Arrogant Being by Dat2jo: 11:18am On Nov 22, 2020
I just finished reading Gazzuzz response on the counter thread he created and I am of the opinion that Baba40 is totally wrong and is just out to ferment trouble. Newly installed engine dey consume oil yet you been they top am they go for a whole 3months you were under warranty without taking it back. Now even outside warranty them give you 24hrs to return and get a refund yet you still no gree go you come here a week after they open thread with alternate monikers they insult Gazzuzz. So wetin you want? Make we just help you to dey insult Gazzuzz na im you want?

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Car Talk / Re: Gazzuzz: Dubious, Insultive And An Arrogant Being by Dat2jo: 9:56am On Nov 22, 2020
kingreign:

You and your generations are unfortunate. Rubbish and scum.
I'm sorry for the harsh words. But you are too bias. So fk u

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Car Talk / Re: Gazzuzz: Dubious, Insultive And An Arrogant Being by Dat2jo: 11:44pm On Nov 21, 2020
kingreign:


Is this not good enough for you?.what else do you need? Or are you expecting him to buy a 2020 corolla for you?
You're unfortunate

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Car Talk / Re: Gazzuzz: Dubious, Insultive And An Arrogant Being by Dat2jo: 7:55pm On Nov 21, 2020
Did he offer you a refund?

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Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by Dat2jo: 7:52pm On Nov 21, 2020
Baba40:
May the nothern thunder ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ always fire Gazzuzz and anything he represents. This 419 would preach goodness but act otherwise.

He sold a worked engine for me as tokunbo engine yet insult me like I'm collecting it as credit or free. The engine he sold for me for N220k . What will you say about a "tokunbo" engine that engine oil( the one he recommended and bought) dries up just in less than 1000miles. I poured another 4litre it has short again.

May Gazzuzz generation feel the pain I'm feeling now and the one he made me feel except I got the money through a dubious way too.. He made me cough out almost N400k upon insult and abuse oooo yet the engine he bought and fixed for me is a worked engine.

He showed me a clean tokunbo engine but gave me a worked engine, may the force of universe take advantage of your ignorance and work against you in all ramifications of your life.

Very very dubious human being... Dubious and arrogant.

Each time I bought Mobil 5w30 I swear for your generation. Imagine me using 4gallons of Mobil 5w30 in the space of 2000miles.

Very very wicked being... When I complained he asked me to bring the car and he remove the engine and pay me back my money. Very stupid being indeed. My soul swear for you each time I remember
If this is true, abeg Gazzuzz give this man his money and take your rotten engine back

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Car Talk / Re: MR T-MILEX/CARQUEST/RAD AUTO WORKS 2020 Diagnostic Scanner Christmas Giveaway by Dat2jo: 5:45am On Nov 20, 2020
radautoworks:
FINAL TALLY
Sirleke 100 votes
Northbird 61 votes
Kingdemu 19 votes
Izzou 18 votes
Pope191 3 votes
Tojahh 2 votes
Wilson5183
happiestman1
fogman
blackfm
Simkad123
paulh07
peeps4u
Nurey
Slickleo

WINNER....
SIRLEKE by a landslide!!!

Congratulations to your hustle. You have shown me something over the last few days shocked

DM to collect your scanner and remember the people that voted for you when they need scans wink


Runner up Northbird gets one each of Blunt Effects incense, diffuser and spray.

Next challenge is on Monday, November 11th, 2020. I recommend you get familiar with our NL posts tongue

We have lost confidence in what you are doing, you are very selective, you are partial and selective, we don’t believe in you any more. You have compromised, we will not take it from from you.

We will not allow you, we will not allow this, Nigerians will not allow this, we will not allow this until something is done.

Anty Radu is partial, we will not take it, let Anty Radu set up a committee to go to Kano, Katsina, Jigawa and Kaduna to investigate our objections with the elections there as she did to River State where Gazzuzz raised an issue. Anty Radu has nothing to say here, she has nothing to say, let her go back to her office. We will not take it. I repeat, we will not take it!

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Car Talk / Re: MR T-MILEX/CARQUEST/RAD AUTO WORKS 2020 Diagnostic Scanner Christmas Giveaway by Dat2jo: 7:36pm On Nov 19, 2020
Northbird and Kingdemu
Car Talk / Re: MR T-MILEX/CARQUEST/RAD AUTO WORKS 2020 Diagnostic Scanner Christmas Giveaway by Dat2jo: 10:41am On Nov 19, 2020
Sirleke and Kingdemu

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Religion / Re: Prophet Israel Oladele Ogundipe Jailed For Defrauding A Woman by Dat2jo: 7:37pm On Nov 18, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
some pipo go still take this one seriously o
People are already taking the joke serious and labelling me a scammer grin

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Religion / Re: Prophet Israel Oladele Ogundipe Jailed For Defrauding A Woman by Dat2jo: 6:32pm On Nov 18, 2020
Let me introduce Binomo onion investment to you. Invest 10k and get half of this warehouse within 24hrs to your destination.

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Car Talk / Re: MR T-MILEX/CARQUEST/RAD AUTO WORKS 2020 Diagnostic Scanner Christmas Giveaway by Dat2jo: 6:06pm On Nov 18, 2020
Sirleke and Northbird don win this one na. But Anty Radu you suppose extend the prices to the top 4 or give consolation prices .

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Car Talk / Re: MR T-MILEX/CARQUEST/RAD AUTO WORKS 2020 Diagnostic Scanner Christmas Giveaway by Dat2jo: 5:09pm On Nov 18, 2020
Sirleke and Kingdemu

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Car Talk / Re: MR T-MILEX/CARQUEST/RAD AUTO WORKS 2020 Diagnostic Scanner Christmas Giveaway by Dat2jo: 9:32am On Nov 18, 2020
Kingdemu and Sirleke

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