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ijobaooorun:
Op deserve a bottle of orijin

Abeg bring d origin make I take say see front oooo

Saw this lovely write up,am just asking if it's true.... lolz

Zoharariel:
My Son,

That dream was revealed to you from the celestial chariot of Mercury since you had it on Wednesday.

The Archangel Michael rules over the planet of Mercury and his day is Wednesday.

The room upstairs, wherein you found yourself signifies a season.

The friends [2 males & 2 females] you saw signify Countries; USA, Russia, China & Iran.

The refinery you saw signifies a a Nuclear Reactor [Where ICBMs are launched].

The deafening noises you heard were from the Nuclear Blasts impact.

The darkness you saw was as a result of the Nuclear Explosion.
The group of many castles you saw signify the various Aircrafts that will come for evacuation of the survivors after the Nuclear Armageddon.

That, my Son, is the interpretation of the dream revealed to you by the Angel; Michael.

Nagode.

How do you mean sir

babadee1:
Do you have a copyright on God?

Lolz, ask him ooo. God is for all....

Rumpelstiltskin:
hehe....not me bro. But I know someone who does

Lolz.... advice d person na

bueze046:
more..No dey wear abada when others wear suit...keep to promises....Buhari discipline??

Very tru...

uzeba:
no dey charge Phone for anywhere see!!


That awkward moment when u want to
charge
ur phone in church during praise and
worship,
and u mistakenly unplug the whole
amplifier..

Lolz, that's the moment the pastor will start casting demons....

Rumpelstiltskin:
7. Learn how to control little johnny in public.

8. Remain composed and calm after smoking expired Osogbo weed

9. If you must drink and drive, drink only Orijin.

10. Stop visiting several po.rn sites........stay loyal to one. I suggest 'tasty blacks'.

11. Stop self-servicing four times a day. Reduce it to once or twice a day.

12. Learn how to last longer in bed.......erupting in 3 minutes is lack of discipline and self control.

Lolz... so u like por.n site wella abi?

wadasus:
brush ur teeth daily

Dat Na discipline?

AK6464:
6. Get to know Jesus

That is the ultimate.

1. Maintain Silence When Angry.
So many pple find themselves saying what they are not suppose to say when angry and they later regret it. Staying silent when you are quarrelling with ur friends is the best, it doesn't mean that u have nothing to say it simply implies that you mature.
2. Never Allow Annoyance To Disfigure Your Face.
No body wants to be friend to someone who is always annoyed, you hardly see them smile, they carry long face a lot. People tend to run away from such a person.
3. Forgive Quickly.
When you refuse to forgive some one who has offended you, you are causing great harm to yourself, because you'll no longer be comfortable when ever you see the person. Have ever beaten a child this minute and the next minute u call the child he comes to you and start playing with you as if nothing had happen previously. So forgive like a child and set urself free from the bondage of hatred.
4. Always Remember To Add "Please" When Requesting.
So many people are so bossy, anytime they want to request something from someone especially those they are senior to either by age or position they tend to use commanding tune which result to the person refusing to go or murmuring before doing he/she is asked to do.
5. Fulfil Your Promises.
Promises are easy to make but hard to fulfil, and an unfulfilled promise is bad, if u know u can't fulfil a promise u made to someone y make it at the first place? Always try ur best to fulfill your promise either to a loved one etc so as to avoid being rebel against in the future.
6. Add yours.

By YoYo LanKy. (S.A.P)

Na u know waiting u mean ooo

You know the two reigning football rivals. C.Ronaldo and Messi. I heard football was born with Messi, while C.Ronaldo train hard to attain his current position.....