Embarrashing momoents? ummmm dis must be one of my funniest embarassing moments!!!

This happened sometime last year, I travelled out for about 2 years and cameback about this time last year.
there is this chick (mimi) that i have been tailing and lyricing for sometime b4 i travelled and while i was away i kept in touch hoping dat somehw i will still get my 'piece' of the cake that she has been hoarding for so long.
I av been back for a few days and i got lucky! mimi called to tell me she will be coming over to say hi and i quickly set about plotting my strategy to ensure i shagged her on this day.

Come d-day, mimi came around, we were in the living room, gisting and soon we started kissing and smooching. I am never one to rush moments, so i did alotta teasing and i was really on the highway to shags! bt, ding dong my door bell sounded bt i didnt bulge, before i could look up, my mum was opening d door wit her spare key (i gave her before i travelled!)

i quickly sent mimi packing to the room and i rushed to meet my mum in my boxers wit my 'hummer' at full attention!!! you can imagine the look she gave me and within a sec my sista came in and started laffing her head off!!!!  

kitaun, that last piece from ebos was kind of artistic and brainy. you need to be grounded to write lik that.

Even if u be prof u must still be able to identify brains when you read one. don't playa hate or beef if u aint got it bro. no mistake: brain and art are not always same

How far wit dis omosexy chick? we don dey lose track of her o!

michellin, you av been watching too much milano films! Ebos is really grounded o!!!

kateflow, i once had a buddy in that particular barrack (base) and on the few occassion that i visited, my eyes saw!

ask barrackboy, am sure i caught him pants down, that is y he has not said a word since.

it looks lik frenzy and michellin89 seems to be onto something, they av been speaking english, italiano etc just because some sexy girl needs some mad african shagging!

wats up wit u guys? una knw each other frm milano? abi una be customer for that side?

barrackboy dont talk dat nonsense we knw wat u guys do in d barrack!