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Celebrities / Re: Actress, Moyo Lawal And Her Boyfriend Bukky Wright's Son Are Engaged by Davbams(m): 9:53pm On Jun 18, 2016
There can only be one KANYE.

The real KANYE!
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser by Davbams(m): 9:48pm On Jun 18, 2016
annnikky:
Hi guys is been a while now buh am back with some lovely riddles smiley


I wiggled and cannot see, sometimes underground
and sometimes on a tree. I really don’t want to be on a
hook, and I become a person when combined with a book? What am I?





Cc: naturalwaves, femi4, naijamakossa, Davbams, 3rdlegxxx, KINGinVAHALA2, greatness22 kiss

Worm.
Celebrities / Re: E-Money At Onazi Ogenyi's Wedding, Sprays Money by Davbams(m): 8:19pm On Jun 18, 2016
Original.

Bureau de changer!

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Science/Technology / Re: Fighting ISIS With An Algorithm, Physicists Try To Predict Attacks by Davbams(m): 10:10am On Jun 18, 2016
Learning shii...

Cool.
Romance / Re: Pretty Girl Dies After Kissing Her Boyfriend by Davbams(m): 9:16am On Jun 17, 2016
sinaj:
Wow



It's a pity


Kiss of death

A rare case when an idiom works literally.
Politics / Re: Bianca Ojukwu Bags A Masters Degree In International Relations by Davbams(m): 8:11am On Jun 17, 2016
bashorunbazok:

Bamzido baba!

Baba u sef dey dis place.
Aw fasting dey go?
Politics / Re: Bianca Ojukwu Bags A Masters Degree In International Relations by Davbams(m): 10:28pm On Jun 16, 2016
IvanBliminse:
@Davbams I would like to see you use your degree.....ohh I 4got you don't have one apart 4rm the Deodorant somewhere at your place but who am I to judge your idiocy. Please don't reduce the tone of this forum....We are talking about a WOMAN WITH A REAL MASTERS DEGREE....not that empty Deodorant container on your shelf....keep those pits clean though

Beta no giv ursef headache.
I m here to chill.
Bye grin
Politics / Re: Bianca Ojukwu Bags A Masters Degree In International Relations by Davbams(m): 10:01pm On Jun 16, 2016
Nice one!

Btw i'd like to see her use her law degree, i'd like her to represent FFK in court. wink
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser by Davbams(m): 9:47pm On Jun 16, 2016
annnikky:

Ok wink

No riddle today ?
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser by Davbams(m): 6:22pm On Jun 16, 2016
annnikky:


Sol.
The player holds 1 club, 2 hearts and 4 diamonds.
As he holds 13 cards (or seven black cards), it follows that
there must be 6 spades.

yh!
cool.
i mixed up d twice as many part...i did mine d oda war round and dat wz y i culdnt gerrit.
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser by Davbams(m): 4:54pm On Jun 16, 2016
annnikky:

Should I paste d ansa?

Oya na!

Long overdue!
Politics / Re: SAD :how Three Lawmakers Embarrassed Nigeria In U.S. by Davbams(m): 1:36pm On Jun 16, 2016
Our Leaders, aint they?

Smh

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Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser by Davbams(m): 10:43pm On Jun 15, 2016
annnikky:
Ok guys am here again...

A card player holds 13 cards of four suits, of which seven
are black and six are red. There are twice as many hearts as
clubs and twice as many diamonds as hearts. How many
spades does he hold?




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wrong question o!
i think u meant twice as many diamonds as clubs.
In that case there will be 3 spades!
otherwise.... na wrong show
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser by Davbams(m): 3:07pm On Jun 15, 2016
annnikky:
Anoda one is here again

How many lines appear below


Lol! Haba! Anyways i think 12

On a second thought: it could b infinite. Cos a single line can be argued to b a collection of other thin lines.
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser by Davbams(m): 11:17am On Jun 15, 2016
annnikky:
Is here again to test ur brain!

SUNDAY
MONDAY
TUESDAY
WEDNESDAY
THURSDAY
FRIDAY
SATURDAY
What day comes three days after the day which comes two
days after the day which comes immediately after the day
which comes two days after Monday?

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Tuesday
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser by Davbams(m): 12:56am On Jun 15, 2016
femi4:
39 wont give you "a pair of black socks". A pair of black socks = 2 socks.

39 would had been the correct answer if the teaser was in this form:

How many socks must he take out to make 100 per cent certain he has black sock?

OR

What minimum socks must he take out to make 100 per cent certain that he has at least a black sock

Yh! I Jst checkd d que again.
Cool.
Forum Games / Re: Hot Sexy Riddles by Davbams(m): 12:23am On Jun 15, 2016
3rdlegxxx:
More puzzles guys and please no cheating, posting on behalf of the queen of the house.....Mz Annicky... tongue

1. There are 5 houses in five different colours.
In each house lives a person with a different nationality.
These five owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar and keep a certain pet.
No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same beverage.

The Brit lives in a red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the immediate left of the white house.
The green house owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in the middle drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blend lives next door to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next door to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks chocolate.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbour who drinks water.

The question is: Who owns the fish?

2. “Three gods A, B, and C are called, in no particular order, True, False, and Random. True always speaks truly, False always speaks falsely, but whether Random speaks truly or falsely is a completely random matter. Your task is to determine the identities of A, B, and C by asking three yes-no questions; each question must be put to exactly one god. The gods understand English, but will answer all questions in their own language, in which the words for yes and no are da and ja, in some order. You do not know which word means which.”

3. "Jan and Maria have fallen in love (via the internet) and Jan wishes to mail her a ring. Unfortunately, they live in the country of Kleptopia where anything sent through the mail will be stolen unless it is enclosed in a padlocked box. Jan and Maria each have plenty of padlocks, but none to which the other has a key. How can Jan get the ring safely into Maria’s hands?"

4. What has four fingers and a thumb but is not living?

5. i have keys but no locks, I have space but no room, You can enter, but can't go outside. what am i?

6. I can only live where there is light but i die once the light shines on me, what am i?

7. There is a story that a man and not a man
Saw and did not see a bird and not a bird
Perched on a branch and not a branch
And hit him and did not hit him with a rock and not a rock?

8. You have been given the task of transporting 3,000 apples 1,000 miles from Lagos to Owerri. Your truck can carry 1,000 apples at a time. Every time you travel a mile towards owerri you must pay a tax of 1 apple but you pay nothing when going in the other direction (towards Lagos).

What is highest number of apples you can get to Owerri?

9. A fast food restaurant sells chicken in orders of 6, 9, and 20.

What is the largest number of pieces of chicken you cannot order from this restaurant?

10. A poor farmer went to the market to sell some peas and lentils. However, as he had only one sack and didn't want to mix peas and lentils, he poured in the peas first, tied the sack in the middle, and then filled the top portion of the sack with the lentils. At the market a rich innkeeper happened by with his own sack. He wanted to buy the peas, but he did not want the lentils.
Pouring the seed anywhere else but the sacks is considered soiling. Trading sacks is not allowed. The farmer can't cut a hole in his sack.
How would you transfer the peas to the innkeeper's sack, which he wants to keep, without soiling the produce?

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1. German
2.
3. Send empty box to her and tell her to resend it to u bt her opened padlock hooking its mouth. Then put d ring padlock d box and resend it to her.
4. Glove
5. Keyboard
6. Shadow
7.
8.
9.
10. Turn sack inside out pour lentil, tie sack and turn it inwards, pour peas. Pour lentil bck into farmers sack by loosing d innkeeper's sack from within.
Forum Games / Re: Solve This Puzzle by Davbams(m): 12:07am On Jun 15, 2016
3rdlegxxx:
Before this girl kills me... Let me help revive her thread with a few puzzles for the night..

1. What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?

2. Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion?

3. Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

4. What ends everything always?

5. The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?

6. What is greater than God,
more evil than the devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it, you'll die?

7. Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?

8. Which creature walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?

9. Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

10. A basket contains 5 apples. Do you know how to divide them among 5 kids so that each one has an apple and one apple stays in the basket?

cc: annnikky, naturalwaves, Trina0936, Nutase, Davbams, Amicable24, devilmaycry, frob0genius, Pinkiedearie, Girltee1, gidola


Enjoy everyone and pls no cheating, i would know, i got eagle eyes watching every one of you invited here...


1- shadow
2- let me finish her #nt sure tho
3-
4- end
5,7- time
6- nothing
8- man
9- no
10- i will leave d 5th lad's apple in d basket

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Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser by Davbams(m): 12:00am On Jun 15, 2016
annnikky:
Guyz d brain teaser is here again, it goes like this.

A man has 53 socks in his drawer: 21 identical blue, 15
identical black and 17 identical red. The lights are fused
and he is completely in the dark.

How many socks must he
take out to make 100 per cent certain he has a pair of black
socks?

Cc: greatness22, naturalwaves, 3rdlegxxx, Davbams, EOOJ, femi4

39

I'll agree wt 40 iff d socks are nt in pairs already and dat will b weird cos socks are usually in even numbers!
Health / Re: Photo: The Conjoin Twins Dr Ben Carson Operated by Davbams(m): 7:36am On Jun 14, 2016
Life changing surgery.

It changed the twins' life.

It changed Carson's life and status!
Sports / Re: Mugabe On Chelsea Foot Ball Club. by Davbams(m): 9:28am On Jun 13, 2016
LMAO!

Crazy old man!

Up Blues! Undaunted!!
Sports / Re: Muhammad Ali’s Sex Tapes To Be Sold By His Ex Girlfriend & Babymama by Davbams(m): 8:37am On Jun 13, 2016
If d tape issue is true...

If Lonnie truly loved Ali now is d time to show it.

She has to cut a deal wit her to quash d tape.

Cos

The tape can really ruin Ali's legacy.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Try This Riddle. by Davbams(m): 9:36pm On Jun 12, 2016
After d refund, the 3 guys av now effectively contributed $9x3 = $27.

The room is worth $25, so d remaining $2 goes to d bellboy.

No extra $1 anywhere!

Chikena!
Literature / Re: "Mohammed Ali At The Ring-side, 1985" - A Poem By Wole Soyinka by Davbams(m): 6:48pm On Jun 12, 2016
ibleed:

What a beautiful poem?
That is a piece from a master. Not a beautiful poem.

Come up wit ur own comment next time.
U dont av to use mine as a stepping stone.
#fullStop
Literature / Re: "Mohammed Ali At The Ring-side, 1985" - A Poem By Wole Soyinka by Davbams(m): 6:44pm On Jun 12, 2016
KINGwax007:
how did u knw it is a beautiful poem?
Oya, explain am angry

Summary. The greatest wil b missed.
Lol
Literature / Re: "Mohammed Ali At The Ring-side, 1985" - A Poem By Wole Soyinka by Davbams(m): 10:24pm On Jun 11, 2016
Wow!

What a beautiful poem.

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Forum Games / Re: Solve This by Davbams(m): 12:28pm On Jun 11, 2016
annnikky:

OK, it seems anytym I post a new one I'll mention u I dunno if thats OK by u

but do u agree that "everything" is also right?
Forum Games / Re: Six Words In This Picture by Davbams(m): 12:23pm On Jun 11, 2016
annnikky:
What r am I

window
Forum Games / Re: Solve This by Davbams(m): 12:15pm On Jun 11, 2016
naturalwaves:

It has to be that all the men are MARRIED.

cool

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Forum Games / Re: Solve This by Davbams(m): 12:14pm On Jun 11, 2016
annnikky:

Nope thats not d correct ansa, someone has already gotten d ansa smiley

well... it's logical tho. ie there is no water to get drowned in.
Forum Games / Re: Solve This by Davbams(m): 12:13pm On Jun 11, 2016
annnikky:

OK, it seems anytym I post a new one I'll mention u I dunno if thats OK by u

ok. cool
Forum Games / Re: Solve This Puzzle by Davbams(m): 11:36am On Jun 11, 2016
annnikky:

Is it with d blindfold d@ u're going get d bar soap? N wat if u dnt've d bar soap at home, wat else will u do to solve it?

If i cant get a bar soap den i will stick with my 1st answer.

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