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Reed, please don't pour sand on my garri naa

Am not stingy Anna sweet.
Someone who could afford to give out N850, 000 to a (long-throat) couple to help woo u cant be stingy now

Anna, em em em em em em em it was slip of my fingers.
I will do anything 4u, promise to love u with all my heart

All things on my account
Yet, Anna has not agreed to date me

iyatrustee:
^^^^ all work taking care of kids and no play makes iya a dull woman

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Yes, that is why is taking care of you 100% (full time house wife)

iyatrustee:
in dat case, why not lets go together

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Iya ,please, go back home and take care of the kids. We will be back shortly

Sorry Iya, he says i will meet God fearing ladies there
Yusuf, that is not our agreement naa

I cant wait to follow Yusuf to Calabar kitchen.
Dave whispers to Iya ( [s]he says i can even meet more sexy and prettier ladies there sef[/s])

yusuf_@:
*whispers in to dave's ear*, Come lets go, i'll take u there

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Thanks jare, i cant wait to meet Anna

Lord_Reed:
To track the babe now. Na only people wey dey work for dia dem fit track?

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Nope, generally

I need to buy my Annasweet a BB, she is always offline

Iya, are u hiding anything from me?

Reed, take am easy now.
Na question i ask naaa

Lord_Reed:
dave2 better go to that calabar kitchen

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Does Anna work there?
If not, need abeg

Annasweet, please, talk to me so as to stop this milking from Iya and Yusuf
Let's us step up; just say YES

Reed, where have u kept Potato?

Iya, i can't believe u are doing this to me

Yusuf, abeg go jo, u too like money.
Iya, please, i have paid in additional N250, 000. I need to pay for the catering services for my kids birthday this weekend abeg.

How many times have u been banned Iya and Yusuffu

Please oooo, Anna must be Calabar oooo.
Part of the reasons am dying for her are cos: she is Calabar (good food and correct kerewa), low hair cut (very cheap to maintain) and very young (probably less than 20)

yusuf_@:
or to even pay the electromechanics technician mechanic to service the car ba?

i dont get it? when did anna ever confirm she was actually calabar?  

U mean she is not kalabar

annawhite:
only 600k?
Chai! Dave abeg no come disgrace yaself
What is 600k,

Dave I don't do aba dresses,budget all my suit from Italy
I can afford any shopping I want to,for the Performance appraisal I doubt
Cos your cheek;looks like that of an overfed child
*Show me your cheek and I will tell u aw good u are in kerewa *

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Iya, ok i will send my sexy lady PA to quickly pay more cash into your account please.
Take am easy naaa.

AnnaSweet, cheek has nothing to do with performance ke

Iya, have u received any alert from your bank yet?
I paid in N600,000 like 30 mins ago

As per performance, i give u 199% 100% guaranty level
Anna sweet, i expect you to tell me where i should take u to for chopping shopping
I really don't like u wearing those made in  Aba Nigeria dresses

Me say u be Annablack?? Lai lai
Am not 50 years old naaa
Em em em em my age is 50-*8

SOS
Has anybody seen my AnnaSweet this morning?

tundeprime:
@dave2, when u have been thru the kind of sinlge ladies i have been thru, u would try dating matured ladies for a change. let's call a spade a spade and stop pretending!

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Yes, i agree with u on the issue of matured ladies.
But certainly not married women my guy.
Think am now

Lord_Reed:
Guy we full ground for you.

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Good and thanks.
I really need Anna please, this loneliness is killing me

Lord Reed, i expect you and Yusuf to support me in crucial moment like this.
Iya, meanwhile, i have added you on fb.
Fb don delete Reed name

iyatrustee:
said she is tired of the low cut and wants to be like me in fixing brazillian hair and besides, she said you called her underage becos of her looks

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That's true ooo
So, how much are we talking about now?

iyatrustee:
the situation is more complicated now. anna is demanding for N250k out of the money she said she needs to change her hairstyle! it means i am charging more

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But Anna wears a low cut naa
Anyway, how much are we talking about here?

Lord_Reed:
Good morning dave2, you don chop your morning puff puff?

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Good morning Reed.
I no sabi eat puff puff oooo
Wetin be puff puff sef