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yusuf_@:
So dave have suddenly become the grand patron of this fraternity? wow 

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Grand patron without e-partner.
Yusuf, please help talk to Anna.  I love calaber meals alot
Besides, she is very young and i guess she will teach me some calabar karate

yusuf_@:
ehm, good morning everybody, i c everyone is in a good mood (REED and Potato) @ YOU TWO
But come first, don't u guys ever work? i mean, yeah i don't get to the office until like 10 - 10:30am(asper oga levels ), but i log in and u guys have been talking for the past 2 or so hours, i'm like, what?

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Good morning to you too.
Why wont u go to work late when the maids did not allow u sleep well last night.
At least that was what your madam told us this morning

Ms. Yam:
Each time I look! into your eyes
I see some pweety colours. . . Very nice!
I wouldnt mind payin any price
I kacang ova u with some Honey dew!

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Referring to Reed i guess

I really find this post very repulsive

Guy, try and be engaged meaningfully with your life.
At 25, u are no longer a kid, many people around your age bracket are already independent and even carrying the responsibilities of their siblings as well.

No sugar mummy would put her money on any young man without ruing his life.
A word is enough is for the wise

annawhite:
goodmorning!
I wasn't asking after you cos I like u but was only asking to be sure you haven't committed suicide over the nite

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Nope, i couldn't have committed suicide when i found u last night
But am sure that was not the reason u were asking after me sha

annawhite:
bush man

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Is it supposed to be a good morning from you?
I have been looking for you now, where are u please?

Good, thanks.
Is ok by name

Thanks leave am as e be now abeg

Thanks, i don't need another house please. This one is enough to accommodate everybody including Annawhite

Is ok, but wetin Manjong mean naa?

annawhite:
Has anybody seen Dave this morning?

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What other confirmation do u need that someone loves likes me?
Thanks for asking, no wonder i kept thinking of you all through the night

Good sweet Potato, how was your night and how is Reed doing?

Ms. Potato:
Wetin noiw? Do u guys always have to vex me with my creative title threads?

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Ms Potato, have we greeted this morning?

But why does he find it difficult to sleep with u in the family bed room?
I think he was saying something like u always complain of tiredness every night.

iyatrustee:
yeah! i knida agree with dave as regards the thread title! why not something like dave and friends gisting or something like that

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Thanks our only Iya in the house. How was your night and hope Yusuf slept in the family bedroom last night?
Ms Potato, please take Iya's suggestion. Am comfortable with that.
Thank you.

Ms Potato, i thought u said u had babe for me already
Please, change the title naa.

Hope u have reconciled with Reed now.
He did not allow me rest last night; was bombing my fone with text messages for me to beg you.

annawhite:
Fear fear 

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Was that why u refused to disclose ordinary your location to me
Me and you, who fear pass

annawhite:
hehehehehehehehehehjejejdjehehehehehehehehe
Na wa
So na u soft
Chicken liver Nd u tink say u fit e_friend calabar babe like me  

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Am not scared at all Annablack

Lord_Reed:
She's offline right now.

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Then call her on phone to comeback

Lord Reed, please help prevail on Ms Potato to quickly change this title

Lord_Reed:
Why is my heart melting? Why is my anger going?

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This is what i personally want.
You guys must come back

Lord_Reed:
No be you want e-babe.

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Did i tell u that?

annawhite:
u dey fear?

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Yes ooo my dear. The title is not just right.
Don't u understand

Msssssssssss Potato plsssssssssssssssssssssssss
Change this tittle, u wanna put me in trouble

:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x

Sure, we understand. It will be adjusted shortly please.
Are u based in Lagos?

annawhite:
Mspotato can't I pay my sister a visit ?why join me wit Dave now
Please edit it cos I don't want to loose orton
He won't like it

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Anna, please who is Orton?
Tell me how i can pay him off

annawhite:
*screaming*
please I don't want to see my name on dat title

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Relax nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

annawhite:
Abeg whosoever is in charge of changing dis title should get my name off the landlord's list
Orton would nOt take it kindly with me I don't want u
I dOnt do substitute boyfriends

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Anna, relax now. We are just mere friends now.

Ms. Potato:
Cause hr hormones is inbalance due o the miscarriage naaa. U need to buy her primrose oil tablets

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Are u talking from experience sweet Potato

Ms. Potato:
Its true I am still in love with Reed but Reed no go want me no more  

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For where? Who told u that lie
Reed has been sending me text messages to help him beg you

Oh really
It wont be a bad idea sha especially now that i have no e-babe anymore.
Is not good that a man should be alone.

The only problem is em em em em em; Anna is from Calabar.
Makes me remember my experiences when i traveled to Calabar for official duties late last year.