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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Iya, wrong.
We are in Africa where a man can take as many wives as possible

iyatrustee:
We have two. One 23yr old and one 20yr old calabar babe anna brought for me

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U are certainly looking for trouble Iya

For real, my neighbor at home here in Lagos had this very matured and sexy looking lady as househelp, maybe around 23 years old or so.
When she introduced her to me, i could not control my laughter and the mumu madam was still asking me why i was laughing

Wait a min please, how many nannies do u guys have and how old are they?

Living room is a room and bed room is equally a room.
Where exactly is the nanny room situated?

Please, who is tpiah
Ms Potato is currently not available; please stay tuned.

yusuf_@:
i tot u had a miscarriage? this your april fool is 3 days late

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U thought ke
Yusuf, do u live in the same house with Iya at all

I have personally benefited from PDP so much

Which condition?
Abeg let people hear word jare

Iya, why would u want to hurt Yusuf
Dave draws Iya closer and whispers some words into her ear ([s]who is this Anna sef? She looks nice oooo[/s])

Iya will always give excuses

annawhite:
this is the right time to use your wrath of vengeance
Cut off his

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What vengeance are u talking about here
He went after other babes for a whole 2 weeks.
I only filled the vacuum he carelessly created and mended the heart he shattered.

I expected a bottle of schnapps from him

Lord_Reed:
You this fake opportunist! Why didn't you try nonsense when I was around?

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What did u expect from me
Sit and watch sweet Potato die in loneliness when u never cared for her feelings?

Lord_Reed:
Yes am here. Where is that fake azz dave_2?

yusuf so na so una just carry go when una no see me abi? God dey o!

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Haba Reed, that's not fair naaa.
I was only trying to make Potato happy in your absence ke
Now that u have come, am ready to step down temporarily please.

I only borrowed it from you

Annaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Why are u denying it now?

Please, respect your upper double balls

iyatrustee:
Uderage? You gotta be kidding me! Means you are one pa

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Iya, why are u misquoting me now?
I never said under age

yusuf_@:
this is getting interesting,    now it's dave2 and anna !!! wow 

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Anna is not bad looking at all only that she looks like under age to me
I could be charged for child adult abuse ke

iyatrustee:
Now that I had a miscarriage becos of all this wahala, u guys are happy abi   >: @ yusuf, u thank God u no collect bribe abi? D pepper wey I take arrange for your car to leave the mech den fall from heaven abi? Sis, no mind d guy oh, apart from the 50k wey I give u( :I come give am 45k, which mean say na me chop the smallest part!Reed Pls take note oh when you want begin deliver jugdement

Iya, please am very sorry. I never knew now.
Please, take some days off to UK and rest

annawhite:
I'm d lady with low cut!

U can't blame her,she is the sensitive type
That was how I felt when my e-boyfriend open a breakup thread
I was heartbroken that I ran away from NL for days

Really, are those ladies your aunties?
So, who is now your current boyfriend?

annawhite:
GOD don disgrace you nah,looking at me in my Profile,did I use 20k to cut my hair,hehehehehehehehehe
 Please leave mspotato alone for now ?fix urself in her shoe

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I dont even know you in that group pix sef
As for Potato, i think she is getting it too wrong my dear.
Why is she hurting herself for nothing now?
Nobody came here for REAL dating of sort as 85% or more are married. We came here just to have fun.

As far as am concerned, she has not done anything bad.

Where in sweet Potato now
Please, am still expecting your mail

annawhite:
*stuttering *
I don't know what you are talking about!

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U don't know abi
How did u get the money to recharge your monthly BB
How did u get the money to make that 20k hairdo ?
How did u get the money to prepare blah blah blah em em em em em

yusuf_@:
thank God, i did not collect any bribe  

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It was not a bribe please. it was motivational gratification and u equally enjoyed the delicious meals Iya used it to cook 4u

annawhite:
devil don jump enter floor
No be me, u want lord reed sword of vengeance to fall on me abu
I no dey house

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Sorry, too late cos u have already benefited from my benevolence

yusuf_@:
Mehn, i'm loving this season 2, Reed returns just at the right time, 
Iya, aw u dey 

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What do u mean?
Na only Iya u see for here
Don't u have manners

Anna, wetin u mean ke
How much did Iya give you
Iya shared the 100k i gave her equally with you.

Honestly, i see no reason why my sweet Potato is taking this whole thing so hard on herself.
Relax sweetheart, we are here to enjoy ourselves ok

Ms. Potato:
Email or YIM?

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Both Please

No baby please.
See, don't forget the whole essence of this is to have fun, laugh and joke.

Do me this favour please: could u send me a mail through this id below?
dave.ohis@yahoo.com

No sweetheart; i can't stop loving you

Noooooooooooooooooo my sweet Potato.
No matter the action u have taken, my heart will always be with you

iyatrustee:
So you are dissappointed at me and anna innit seriously guys this our story would make a good nollywood story line

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Yes oooooooooooo
Cos i expected you and Anna to at least wade in on my behalf and advice my sweet Potato.