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Found this crazy song online and kinda liked it! It's about this Lockdown

Here are the lyrics:

I'm so sick and tired of being at home, binge watching movies in my home and
I don't know what to do.....
All the games I play all feel the same ,
CS and Clash, Animal Crossing Mehn..
Can we get some thing new....
No...I hate to paint
Origami is lame, Puzzles Frustrate,
Read a book? No way! Cos...
I am not home schooled
Don't feel like working out or cleaning up..
The productive stuff is just not fun and ugh..
There's just nothing to do....


Sitting and chilling..
Staring up into the ceiling...
Knitting mittens in the kitchen
Watching silly little kittens!
Practice kissing with a fist
Distance pissing without missing
Really missing the feeling of grilling
Even if I never did
I know! I could finally clean my shoes
Then again on Instagram my friends are taking shots of booze!
Why not there is nothing else anyone of us can do..
Can't learn a skill ..
Perfect a meal
Or look up anything we choose!
Cos ugh...
THERE IS JUST NOTHING HERE TO DO!

I could fix that clock that is an hour off
Tiktok.... different shirts....whoa! Different spots ...but
That's just too hard to do
Build a blanket fort or a house of cards, construction paper shadow art,
I'd draw my own tatoo
Flip-flop trick shots...ping pong...Flip cup...swing a dog....hip thrust...Sing a song...Rick Ross...ugh!
There is still nothing to do!
Yeah there's people dying and. .
Loved ones cry....Lost job..Stock market crash in sight....But hey! Am important too...


(Chorus)
Can't believe this is happening to me
Am so sick of home food..
Please RT so the government can see
Quarantining is rude
This is so not a mood...
Cos there's just nothing to do


Watch the full music video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSD2d8uU6Mo

Wednesday (15th April) I laid down on the couch in the living room waiting for NEPA to bring light because there was heat and the mosquitoes outside were unbearable. I was listening idly to the radio on my small button phone when I first heard that there was going to be lockdown the next day. I jumped from my seat with new found energy and threw on a Shirt (Which I later found out that I wore the wrong side) I grabbed my house keys and a shopping bag and my mask and locked the door to my flat. As I raced down the stairs, I took a quick glance at my wristwatch, It was well past 7pm. I wore the mask and as I was walking to the market, along Court road people were just looking at me, some will look at me and laugh and shout "Coronavirus don see something". They were making those comments because of my N-95 mask which gripped my face tightly. When I finally got to France road, I headed straight for Access Bank only to here that the ATM was not paying. I was still contemplating whether to head over to Zineth Bank when I saw UBA across the road and a long line for the ATM. Without hesitation, I went there, waited for my turn and withdrew some money. I headed straight for Yankura market where I bought Several food items to complement the one which I have to stocking up at home in case there was a lockdown. Nothing much happened next....I went home, sanitized my hands and went to bed. See continuation in the comment section

The first time I tried to killChicken ����

December 25th

I was 14 years old that time..

I laid down on the bed scrolling absent-mindedly on my phone reading several Facebook Posts. There was no light . Chai! My ba3� was 12% ....so as I was lying down on the bed...Nepa now flashed the light...kai! The way Nepa flash the light ehn....I had to shut my eyes to prevent tears from coming. All of a sudden, one notification appeared...It was from one girl (my classmate) like that that I kind of liked ....she's the type of girl that always reply *kk* to everything you send her. But on this particular day, she send me a message *hi, Merry Christmas* sharp...sharp, I replied *same to u .....how is u?* ...she answered fine and typed *plz I need a favour*
My heart jumped.....I was about to remove my sim abd break it then i decided to ask her *what is it*...She said *Nobody is at home, house is boring and I was wondering if i could come over to your place hope ur parents won't mind*

i replied *okay...u can come over.....my parents wont mind* then my ba3 died......I stood up with new found energy, and began to arrange the house MY CLASSMATE IS COMING AND ITS A GIRL FOR THAT MATTER!!

Then suddenly as I was done cleaning the house, My Mom shouted from the kitchen *Chuks u don kill dat chicken?* ....
I froze, usually it was my Dad that kills the chicken or sometimes one Uncle in our compound will help us kill the chicken....but this time my Dad travelled and the Uncle is not around.....chai!!...only me to kill chicken...and am the first born...ewo��‍♂️
I sat down and began to think of my life in the nearest future....when my wife will buy Chicken from the market and everybody in the house will be depending on me to kill it��‍♂️�

I walked into the kitchen to look for knife � and the only knife available was the one that was not sharp....u know those type of knife that no matter how u scratch am for ground, the knife no go sharp. The knife had a slippery handle that was sellotaped to the metal part of the knife (typical Nigerian Kitchen Utensil ���)
*Do quick....go kill the chicken sharp-sharp* my mom shouted, she was preparing fried rice in the kitchen
I was like *Mommy...no rush me na*..�� I walked outside with the Knife.. and I saw the chicken tied ...the chicken poo-poo scatter everywhere......T
As i tried to carry the chicken ....the chicken shift.....as i wanted to carry the chicken again . The chicken shift...na so me and d chicken day do oh until the cloth wey them use tie the chicken leg commot....u donn see Chicken wey day play temple run��‍♂️ Vuuuuuuuuuu ...vooooosh . The chicken ran out of the compound ... Everybody was shouting *hey...hey*
I contemplated whether I should start pursuing the chicken or I should go inside and wear my clothes (cos I was wearing only boxers�) ...i decided to pursue the chicken because my Momsy go shout if that chicken loss....

I ran out of the compound pursuing the chicken...I did not even wear slippers as I was running, my thing was waving left, right ,up, down,left,right,up, down
One girl in our area even had to mind to video me as I was running �
. � When I finally caught the Chicken....my boxers had torn and some feather on the body on the chicken had fallen off....I took the chcicke into the compound and as I entered the compound, my Mom shouted while holding a knife covered with blood *Chuks, where u go?*
I told her everything that happened and she answered *no be this chicken I tell u make u kill oh...the chicken no be our own...oh.....na Mama Kosi get am* I asked *ehnn?*
Then my mom continued *Na that one wey day backyard ....the one wey the leg break....The one wey no fit stand....but no worry urself...i don kill am now now come help me commot the feather...*The girl I was expecting came and saw me, At that point, I kept the chicken back where I found it and sat on the floor thinking about my village people.����

How true is it that if you want to save gas/kerosene and you don't have fridge and you don't want your food to spoil(let's say jollof rice), you should just pour water in a big bowl and carry the pot of food of jollof rice and put in the bowl of water?