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illuminaty:
....what's this 1 spewing??why on earth should you believe everything the police says??dude's bike was registered...why on earth would you ride an unregistered motorcycle at the wee hours of the morning on the highway....even the dumbest person wouldnt...2ndly,have u ever boarded a bike with a luggage and the bike man insist on searching ur luggage b4 accepting you??3rdly,read the bike man's statement again.....he picked the dudes within the estate....its nt like he picked them up from an unknown destination...how do you expect him to know all the residents residing in the estate...my only issue witt the dude is y he decided 2 leave the estate where he rides n go off the grid(highway).....have always known him not 2 be a hungry or desperate for cash kind of person.

eyeview:
I really feel for the okada man. It could have been any other okada man. Please,I plead that the police should release him as they have found him as a mere victim of circumstance

silvermania:
i don't insult people and I won't do such now. If I actually made a mistake it was due to the fact that i was typing while doing something else, there' is nothing bad in you calling my attention to it politely. Oga teacher rubbish

silvermania:
i don't insult people and I won't do such now. If I actually made a mistake it was due to the fact that i was typing while doing something else, there' is nothing bad in you calling my attention to it politely. Oga teacher rubbish

silvermania:
Dsts not a tatoo, it a type of drawings northerners do on the hands or leg, called laly or something of such, leave my dija alone

abimbola121:
Need to find a way back lost a lot of money today .....any tips for tomorrow?

Amustical:
I had just moved out of my parents house and was sharing a room with my "friend". I had no idea he smoked weed, despite his suspicious movements and signature weed scent(abi na odour?) barely two weeks after moving in with him, my worst fears were confirmed as he started bringing home his weed smoking buddies and they would occassionally roll a wrap and smoke it right there in the room or mix the weed with beans or spagehtti.
Being a very curious person i always wondered what made them happy after smoking, so i decided to find out for myself(wrong move)
It was a very hot day in february, a saturday i think it was, my friend was out as usual. I searched everywhere for his stash but couldn't find it so i decided to go and get mine. I arrived the weed joint all sweaty and nervous, half expecting to get muged but nobody seemed to be aware of my presence there, they were all on different planets all expect one i concluded that he must be the seller so i approached him and the following conversation ensued:
Me: how far?
Weed seller: i dey
Me: i wan buy weed
Weed seller: how many parcel?
Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need
Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha(meaning this guy is a dunce oo)
Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small wrap, i didn't know that. I thought it was something very large.
I gave him 1000naira and he gave me a tiny wrap of weed with a white paper, i was suprised when he gave me 950 as change. I couldn't beleive weed was that cheap.
On my way home, i decided not to smoke it but mix it with beans because i thought that it will be better that way(another wrong move). Long story short, i cooked beans and added the whole weed, ate it and called my friend, i told him ogbeni i just ate weed oo and nothing happened to me this one that you people will eat and be feeling funky, i don chop am oo. My friend was like ehen you be strong man oo
I decided to take a quick nap before doing laundry, i woke up about 20 minutes later on the floor i was banging my head on the floor, and i couldn't stop, my heart beat was so audible and fast, everything was extra bright and extra loud. After a few minutes of head banging, i was able to get up from the floor,
I felt as if i had just gained access to a part of my mind that I never knew existed previously, it was scary and cool at the same time. I could feel the blood flowing in my veins(you have to experience it to believe it. Though I strongly advise against it) i felt so uncomfortable in the room, it felt like i was in an oven suddenly a voice in my head wisphered ogbeni bo aso e joor (off your clothes) i obeyed. The voice came again oya sa re(now run) that was when i realised that the weed had taken effect so i decided to take a shower to see if it will calm me down, but the water felt so hot on my skin so hot i ran out of the bathroom.
I called my friend to see if he could help me make sense of what was going on but he laughed at me, he asked me the quantity of weed i took and i told him i used a whole parcel, he said guyyyyy you don eff up if you no sleep in the next 30mins, you go mad oo go chemist make you go explain yourself.
By this time things had escalated, i had a severe itch at the back of my head that wouldn't go away no matter how hard i scratched and i was convinced that the beating in my chest was an evil spirit that could only be killed with a punch. I ran to my neighbour champion and told him champion e jo e fun mi lese laya(champion pls punch me in the chest) ti e ba gbami lese laya mo ma ku oo(if you don't punch me i will die oo) he hissed and walked out having had enough of such nonsense from the boys in the boys quatters.
The voice in my head came again iwo na o de gba ara e lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni(why don't you punch yourself in the chest or do you want to die?) i punched and punched but there was no difference.
The house was getting hotter, the voice in my head was getting louder, the itch in my head was getting worse, and the evil spirit in my chest was getting louder. Then came the voice again oya ma sare lo(start running) so i started running but on getting outside in the sun, i felt so cold i was shivering but that didn't stop me from running(i would have given husain bolt a run for his money on that day).
On getting to the chemist, i realised i was bare footed, i told him i had a severe headache i needed something to make me sleep immediately, he gave me the drug and i chewed it right there in his presence, next i asked him to give me a drug for evil spirit, that was when he realised something was wrong with me and chased me out.
I got back home and tried to sleep but my heart beat wouldnt let me, so i ran back out this time around to a nurse in the area, first thing she asked was kilode o wo bata ni? (why don't you have your shoes on? I told her jackie chan ti gba bata lowo mi (jackie chan collected my shoes) i was finally able to explain my situation to her and she took me in, tied something around my elbow and injected me directly in the vein. I passed out immediately only to wake around 1 or 2am in the middle of the night with the worst kind of hunger I have ever felt in my life. I ate a whole loaf of butter field bread in one sitting without butter or tea.
I came home to a hero's welcome, my friend told me e be like say your head no carry am but e go better make you try am once more so you go dey use to it. The following day while the house was empty, I packed my Ghana must go and like the prodigal son in the bible I went back home to my parents. It's been a few years since that experience but the lesson I learnt is an unforgettable one. My curiosity hasn't gotten me in trouble again and my circle of friends have since changed.
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ladycomfort:
. Please which type of sugar and how do one apply it with brush

Ultimatesammie:
Ure kidding right watch elijah vs marcel's army nd klaus vs marcel's army and compare.
Klaus got himself beaten, stabbed, dragged up nd down to stepped upon while elijah fought dem nd didn't even fall once, klaus was bleeding from his body, his mouth while elijah only had d vamps blood on him.
Elijah is way more better wen it comes to fighting, he still has d great composure in battle klaus is just too rough.

UjSizzle:
I found this episode of TO boring and a waste of time. I'm also starting to sew Klaus as a bad actor-- I mean the lovemaking scene with Aurora seemed a bit forced (unlike Hayley's scenes? That Hayley girl is good sha )

Also I refuse to blame Elijah for compelling Aurora to forget. First he had no idea of his ability to compel other vampires.
Second, Klaus killed their mother and lied all those years! It's a wonder Elijah didn't kill her to punish Klaus-- I think the i.d.iot brother got off easy.
So maybe Klaus would have been better off with a freakishly insane, disturbed girl like Aurora (which of course i doubt) then what? Klaus was a wreck on his own, add Aurora and they are a disaster waiting to happen to anyone with their insane desires and fetish.
And accusing Elijah of sticking out of guilt is silly imho. Elijah might be many things but loyalty is strong suit of his.

I believe Tristan, Aurora and that joker face murderer are up to no good. I refuse to believe A can be around without seeing her brother--- things simply don't add up there.

As for the battle between E and K. Elijah is a strategist, cool headed and composed. Klaus is reckless and hotheaded. Pit those traits together and the former wins. Everytime.
As for that one scene where Klaus beat Elijah, let's just say E became Klaus at that moment. He was hurt and angry at Klaus for killing his vamp gf whose name is currently insignificant.

I do hope those brothers learn from the Salvatore brothers. They might fight like dogs but they always stick together.
These first-line sire thing and miscreant shouldn't be enough to put a wedge between the Mikaelsons.

Ultimatesammie:
U mean overhype klaus strength, klaus should only be slightly stronger dan elijah becos of his wolf side by d way elijah is even a better fighter.