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PhonesRe: Best Phones For The New Ntel 4G LTE. by davetwitzy: 12:22am On Mar 14, 2016
benigneOne:
After several years of complaining and suffering rip-off, a service provider that will be a saviour to Nigerians is here.

Ntel not only promises to offer internet services with the speed of light, they are also offering it at almost no cost (The best part).

Ntel (formally known as nitel), sim cards are available, we can finally compile a list of phones that will best suit the 4G feature Ntel is offering .

Below are 10 phones & (their prices) I think would be totally amazing;

-TECNO Phantom 5

-Samsung Galaxy A5

-HTC one m9

-TECNO camon c5

-Huawei Honour 7i

-Sony Xperia Z1

-Lenovo A8

-ZTE nubia Z9 mini

-HTC One M8

-Infinix zero 2

Please feel free to add yours and comment on the ones above, also which would you prefer ?

I’ll gladly pick the Camon C5 as I don’t really like big phones.
iPhone 5
iPhone 5c
iPhone 5s
iPhone 6
iPhone 6+
iPhone 6s
iPhone 6s+
PetsRe: 5 Essential Commands You Can Teach Your Dog by davetwitzy(op): 10:58am On Mar 13, 2016
marshborn:
Na wa o, my ekuke go fit learn all this things?
lol...Sure. They are like humans, everybody can learn but some are slow learners while others learn fast.
Pets5 Essential Commands You Can Teach Your Dog by davetwitzy(op): 8:55am On Mar 13, 2016
Sit
This is one of the easiest dog obedience commands to teach, so it’s a good one to start with.

Hold a treat close to your dog’s nose.
Move your hand up, allowing his head to follow the treat and causing his bottom to lower.
Once he’s in sitting position, say “Sit,” give him the treat, and share affection.
Repeat this sequence a few times every day until your dog has it mastered. Then ask your dog to sit before mealtime, when leaving for walks, and during other situations where you’d like him calm and seated.

Come
This command can help keep a dog out of trouble, bringing him back to you if you lose grip on the leash or accidentally leave the front door open.

Put a leash and collar on your dog.
Go down to his level and say, “Come,” while gently pulling on the leash.
When he gets to you, reward him with affection and a treat.
Once he’s mastered it with the leash, remove it — and practice the command in a safe, enclosed area.

Down
This can be one of the more difficult commands in dog obedience training. Why? Because the position is a submissive posture. You can help by keeping training positive and relaxed, particularly with fearful or anxious dogs.

Find a particularly good smelling treat, and hold it in your closed fist.
Hold your hand up to your dog’s snout. When he sniffs it, move your hand to the floor, so he follows.
Then slide your hand along the ground in front of him to encourage his body to follow his head.
Once he’s in the down position, say “Down,” give him the treat, and share affection.
Repeat it every day. If your dog tries to sit up or lunges toward your hand, say “No” and take your hand away. Don’t push him into a down position, and encourage every step your dog takes toward the right position. After all, he’s working hard to figure it out!

Stay
Before attempting this one, make sure your dog is an expert at the “Sit” command.

First, ask your dog to “Sit.”
Then open the palm of your hand in front of you, and say “Stay.”
Take a few steps back. Reward him with a treat and affection if he stays.
Gradually increase the number of steps you take before giving the treat.
Always reward your pup for staying put — even if it’s just for a few seconds.
This is an exercise in self-control for your dog, so don’t be discouraged if it takes a while to master, particularly for puppies and high-energy dogs. After all, they want to be on the move and not just sitting there waiting.

Leave it
This can help keep your dog safe when his curiosity gets the better of him, like if he smells something intriguing but possibly dangerous on the ground! The goal is to teach your pup that he gets something even better for ignoring the other item.

Place a treat in both hands.
Show him one enclosed fist with the treat inside, and say, “Leave it.”
Let him lick, sniff, mouth, paw, and bark to try to get it — and ignore the behaviors.
Once he stops trying, give him the treat from the other hand.
Repeat until your dog moves away from that first fist when you say, “Leave it.”
Next, only give your dog the treat when he moves away from that first fist and also looks up at you.
Once your dog consistently moves away from the first treat and gives you eye contact when you say the command, you’re ready to take it up a notch. For this, use two different treats — one that’s just all right and one that’s a particularly good smelling and tasty favorite for your pup.

Say “Leave it,” place the less attractive treat on the floor, and cover it with your hand.
Wait until your dog ignores that treat and looks at you. Then remove that treat from the floor, give him the better treat and share affection immediately.
Once he’s got it, place the less tasty treat on the floor… but don’t completely cover it with your hand. Instead hold it a little bit above the treat. Over time, gradually move your hand farther and farther away until your hand is about 6 inches above.
Now he’s ready to practice with you standing up! Follow the same steps, but if he tries to snatch the less tasty treat, cover it with your foot.
Don’t rush the process. Remember, you’re asking a lot of your dog. If you take it up a notch and he’s really struggling, go back to the previous stage.

Just these five simple commands can help keep your dog safer and improve your communication with him. It’s well worth the investment of your time and effort. Remember, the process takes time, so only start a dog obedience training session if you’re in the right mindset to practice calm-assertive energy and patience.


https://www.cesarsway.com/dog-training/obedience/5-essential-commands-you-can-teach-your-dog
Technology MarketRe: Spectranet Multi-user Router For Sale. by davetwitzy(op): 7:10pm On Mar 12, 2016
nnasino:
how much? no phone number?
It's 7k. 08151700474
Technology MarketSpectranet Multi-user Router For Sale. by davetwitzy(op): 5:34am On Mar 12, 2016
I have a Multi User Modem for Sale. It's in a fine and neat condition.

Reason for sale: I'm purchasing the Mi-Fi

TravelRe: Photos From Accident On 3rd Mainland Bridge This Evening by davetwitzy: 7:12pm On Mar 09, 2016
banmee:
The land is not cursed; Nigerians are.
Nigerians aren't cursed, you are.
Computer MarketRe: Laptop Keyboard Replacement In Nigeria by davetwitzy: 6:25pm On Mar 09, 2016
I have a faulty laptop keyboard which I want to buy a replacement for. It's an Acer E15 E5-511...it looks like the one in the pic you posted
CrimeRe: Nigerian Policeman Gives His Gun To A Foreigner To Take Picture by davetwitzy: 9:10am On Mar 03, 2016
[quote author=ojay72 post=43425626]This Can Only Happen In Nigeria.(photo)
CrimeRe: Nigerian Policeman Gives His Gun To A Foreigner To Take Picture by davetwitzy: 9:09am On Mar 03, 2016
ojay72:
This Can Only Happen In Nigeria.(photo)

IGP Solomon Arese, this 'officer' has willingly dismiss himself from service, please and kindly confirm his dismissal. And also make sure he dosent go unpunished.
Your English should be willingly dismissed and must never go unpunished
CrimeRe: Lagos School Abduction: Kidnapper Demands N20m Per Student.. by davetwitzy: 6:46am On Mar 03, 2016
orijintv:
Beta Thunda Go Fire Dis Kidnappers Nd Dia Various Source Nd Accomplice . . The Parents Of Dis Beautiful Kids Get 20millionaire to waste , Na Him Dey Carry Den Go Dis Kind Skul . . Awon Oloriburuku . . God Will Catch All Of U One By One. . #PrayForTheseGals
BMJS is an Expensive school in Lagos and one of the best sec schools
GamingRe: Best Storm 4 Player by davetwitzy: 6:31am On Mar 03, 2016
killerP:
Okay so. I've been looking for good naruto players in Lagos.
Please if you played any of the storm series let me know. I've been looking for good players since storm 2 and even now at storm 4 no one has giving me that hard time playing. whoever is ready and thinks you're good enough let me know wink
note that I played storm 2 - storm 3 on xbox
storm revolution pc and storm 4 ps4.
ayee let them players come !
who have you been playing with?
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Responds Perfectly To A Fan Who Says He’s Not A Rapper But A Fast Singer by davetwitzy: 6:43pm On Mar 02, 2016
Smellymouth:
Ohhh, sorry, I get ur drift now..

Remember MI's 2008 album - Talk about it.

Remember Naeto C's 2008 album -- u should Know my P.

Even Ikechukwu's - Whine am well..

Bro, we have had rap songs good enough to dwarf Shakiti bobo
My exact point. Whine am well and what you mentioned were not core rap songs. I'm talking about the likes of Safe by MI, King Kong by Vector etc. they can't gain airwaves or really go international like songs like Bobo or Shoki. Even in the foreign industry, Rnb, Pop and Country artists are always richer than Rappers.
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Responds Perfectly To A Fan Who Says He’s Not A Rapper But A Fast Singer by davetwitzy: 8:06am On Mar 02, 2016
Smellymouth:
Is Shakiti Bobo a rap song?? cheesy
Umm SmellyMouth, I asked which rap song can gain airwaves like Bobo, I didn't say it's a rap song.
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Responds Perfectly To A Fan Who Says He’s Not A Rapper But A Fast Singer by davetwitzy: 8:03am On Mar 02, 2016
Olamide isn't arguing with you. Say he isn't a rapper, fine. Punchline o Jawo mo ninu naija ta wa. Do you know how many rap beasts we have in Nigeria? Even vector and MI made their name through songs with melody and not rap per say. Which rap song in Nigeria can gain airwaves like Bobo? In voice of the street he dropped a line 'Mi o lohun bi WizKid I for dey voice anything' which means if he had wizkids kind of voice he would voice anything. Nigga is living a good life, making good money and has a team behind him that has his back so I really doubt he cares about your opinion.
PhonesRe: Say A Word Of Prayer For Your Iphone: This Could Be The End! by davetwitzy: 11:56am On Feb 08, 2016
donhils:
Ok, this is supposed to be some kind of a sick joke or what?
To even think I didn't ask this buffoon any question.
Go home, if you have a dad call him a thief, your brothers and all your uncles. Call of them thieves. Mumu.
You have an iclouded phone. You most likely bought a stolen phone or stole the phone. Well I'm stressed. Why would you want to reap where you didn't sowhuh And you're making it look like its Apples fault.
PhonesRe: Say A Word Of Prayer For Your Iphone: This Could Be The End! by davetwitzy: 8:08am On Feb 08, 2016
nairaman66:
Hell yeah! I lost my iPhone 5 last year to this error 53 stuff! But got another anyway..., means no need to update!
but iPhone 5 doesn't have touch ID
PhonesRe: Say A Word Of Prayer For Your Iphone: This Could Be The End! by davetwitzy: 8:07am On Feb 08, 2016
donhils:
Are we done with icloud shii? I still have an iPhone 6 with me, locked and I'm looking for a way to unlock the icloud thing. Any suggestions?
Return the phone to the person you stole it from
TV/MoviesRe: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by davetwitzy: 7:50am On Feb 08, 2016
Because Nina Dobrev already waved TVD goodbye they finally found a way to remove her totally. WOW!
CelebritiesRe: Lil Kesh & His Brother Step Out In Matching Outfit…can You Spot Any Resemblance? by davetwitzy: 1:10am On Feb 01, 2016
CumHoponMyDivk:
Lame ass Niggas wearing ugly ass, gay as fvck Sandals. Someone get them a Room.


Faggots_ FingersInTheBootyAssBitch lipsrsealed
Attention Seeker. Get a life
TV/MoviesRe: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by davetwitzy: 7:47pm On Jan 31, 2016
They've been hell bent of giving the Damon character EMOTIONS for a long time now. They finally succeeded.
CelebritiesRe: Davido To Give N2Million To Most Loyal Fan (snapchat) by davetwitzy: 7:37pm On Jan 31, 2016
Davido you know I'm your name sake. Even if na 100k I go collect
TV/MoviesRe: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by davetwitzy: 7:39am On Jan 31, 2016
nani667:
So that's how Damon killed everybody... Lol...

In any case, maybe he's still hallucinating.... And if it's in fact real, we'll, Stefan is still alive,he just broke his neck.... and as for Bonnie he can just heal her with Vampire Blood.... It's Caroline that may just be dead.. . Although it's possible he didn't stab her in the heart, plus the writers wouldn't just kill Caroline off..... I guess we shall see what happens next week smiley

Meanwhile, I figured they can't just kill Cammy off like that.... I knew she would return a Vampire, although I suspect some foul play on the part of Aurora, when she gave Cammy her blood to ingest before she killed herself..... I'm thinking there's something in that blood.... And from the way Cammy sounded and seemed after she turned, the way she was guzzling the bloodbags.... Seems a new ripper may have been born
Lol....what of Matt, he slashed his neck. I predicted what happened to Cami spot on. I knew she didn't die but was turned to a Vamp, I knew she was going to resist feeding but would later feed. But the episode was fantastic.
TV/MoviesRe: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by davetwitzy: 7:37am On Jan 31, 2016
The Originals was LIVE. Super interesting. I always prefer watching The Originals before TVD because I know it would always get me more captivated. Nice episode
TV/MoviesRe: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by davetwitzy: 6:42am On Jan 21, 2016
Please when is the next TVD and Originals episodehuh
CelebritiesRe: P-square Signs New Artiste, Muno, Four Years After Split With May D [PICS] by davetwitzy: 3:46am On Jan 08, 2016
Muno...its your boy from Gemade Estate. Go get em bro
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Bb Z10 Available For Urgent Sales 20k (non Negotiable) by davetwitzy: 8:34am On Jan 06, 2016
Negoitable...the English no go allow be buy this phone
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Iphone 5 For Sale As Phone Scrap by davetwitzy: 8:27am On Jan 06, 2016
I can buy it from you if it's screen and battery is still functioning
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Iphones For Sale (Updated) by davetwitzy: 7:34pm On Jan 05, 2016
Please how much can I get a 16Gb iPhone 6 (Silver or Gold)
CrimeRe: I Accused My Boyfriend Of Rape To Punish Him For Sharing My Nude Pics – Teenager by davetwitzy: 10:08am On Dec 21, 2015
lolaxavier:
Guess you are referring to them at home...
At home we won't defend the ungodly and sinful act of sending naked pictures accompanied by lying to officials, false witnessing.



So you see we come from different backgrounds.






Ashewo Oloriburuku Oshi. Elo we lo si Ile Ashana e
CrimeRe: I Won 1million Naira In Sport Betting But Merrybet Refused To Pay by davetwitzy: 8:31am On Dec 21, 2015
sunsky29:
The only remaining part of d slip
You are a liar...how come you angrily tore the betting slip, but the bottom part is still fresh like that?

oh let me guess, you ironed it right?

Just Another Attention Seeker.
CrimeRe: I Accused My Boyfriend Of Rape To Punish Him For Sharing My Nude Pics – Teenager by davetwitzy: 8:28am On Dec 21, 2015
lolaxavier:
If it was true that the guy shared her nude pix online, I'm sorry I can't totally blame the lady for cooking up the rape story. Kunle truly deserved what he got. What the guy did was totally damaging and it was an act that could have driven her to committing suicide. When someone shares your nude pictures to the whole world, all you can do is to find a way to get back at him. It was a good thing he made Kunle suffer before letting him off the rape charges. All he now faces is the charge on persona damages.

Meanwhile ladies stop sharing nude pictures with guys, regardless of the trust you may have for him. Sharing nudes does not make him love you more. If he is that highly pressed to see nude girls, there are billions of pictures he can look up online to satisfy his urges. Tell him that.
You are as *** as the ****** girls that post their nude pictures with their faces in them.
CrimeRe: I Accused My Boyfriend Of Rape To Punish Him For Sharing My Nude Pics – Teenager by davetwitzy: 8:26am On Dec 21, 2015
Anyone who say's Kunle deserves it is a big hypocrite and a very wicked person. That kind of person can kill someone to have revenge against him/her for even the tiniest of disagreement. Women can be very wicked. I'm sure she would have been shedding crocodile tears to make her family, friends and the police believe her. What kind of world are we in?











End Time Women.




SMH!

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