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Technology MarketRe: new Galaxy S7 Edge 135K (Neg) by david4z: 6:19pm On Sep 21, 2017
its at n t.. can offer 125k. best
Technology MarketRe: ..... by david4z: 6:16pm On Sep 21, 2017
nice.. any s7 edge..like dat
Technology MarketRe: Mint Samsung S7 Edge For Sale by david4z: 6:09pm On Sep 21, 2017
offer 115k .. payment as soon as possible
Technology MarketRe: Mint Samsung S7 Edge For Sale by david4z: 6:09pm On Sep 21, 2017
cost?
Technology MarketRe: Cheapest UK Used Phones by david4z: 4:53pm On Sep 21, 2017
any s7 edge
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Iphone 6s Plus 16gb 155k Slightly Negotiable by david4z(op): 11:20am On Sep 19, 2017
sold
Technology MarketRe: . by david4z:
ok
Technology MarketRe: Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge For Sale! by david4z: 7:21am On Sep 19, 2017
interested
EducationRe: ASUU Today by david4z: 7:45pm On Sep 18, 2017
7:45
EducationRe: 100k For Lucky Student Nairalanders. by david4z: 5:38pm On Sep 18, 2017
here
PoliticsRe: Happening Now...Nigerian Army Breaks Into Nnamdi Kanu House, Believed To Be Shot by david4z: 6:13pm On Sep 14, 2017
the thunder that will fire u for making me waste my data on ur video for views is annoited .. nonsense i am reportibg this post
AutosRe: Bggest Awoof 04 Nissan Maxima 470k by david4z: 5:42pm On Sep 14, 2017
no pic
RomanceRe: My Freind Is Spoiling Me Before Her, I'm Thinkn Of Wat To Do by david4z: 5:39pm On Sep 14, 2017
psalm 119 [color=#990000][/color]
jonaifame22:
Ladies and gentlemen how is ur day going,I hope u're in a place where u're exchanging service for money,well mine has been fine and nepa has taken the light for over two hours now and I'm feeln hot right in my shop,buh they'll bring it b4 four o'clock and the heat will be over cos my two horse power air conditioning will take over.

My friend who I call my close friend jus fvcked up, he's a nice guy bh when a gal is involved he becomes unreliable like nepa light, he has been a good friend right frm primary school days, the incident that made us closer happened in secondary school, there is this dark skinned damsel by name ronke, I had a serious crush on her but I lacked the professionalism and skill to go about telling her of my feelings for her so whenever I get home, there was one uncle I used to tell and he'll tell me to buy him fanta and eggroll wth my money before he'll tell me wat to do and I'll speed off like a car on gear five to go buy him what he requested, these went on for days until I felt I had mustered every guts and expertise on how to woo her, so one day during break I saw her buying snacks so she was trying to bring out money frm her bag, I attempted to tap her gently buh before I cld touch her she turned, as our eyes locked gaze, it was as the temperature became very cold cos my hand felt numb and as I opened my mouth it wanted to move as if to pour out all the pick up lines that I had crammed frm my coach but the words refused to come out as if the words were hiding behind my throat refusing to exit my mouth,I stood there transfixed lookn at her like a university student lookn at his semester result and it dawned on him that he got F in 14 courses out of 16 he's offering, I forgot all my punchlines and when I tried saying something, it was as if the words were holding my throat wth it's two hands frm iside my oesophagus refusng to be let out, I felt like I was abt to choke cos it was difficult saying anything and I felt trickles of water by the corner of my eyes., I could hear my heart beating loud like a school drum on the assembly ground. Alas I managed to mutter some words and instead of wooing her I asked her for her notebook that I wanted to update mine which she promise to give me when we get back to the class, immediatley I left her presence,I felt like urinating when I got to the toilet as I brought out my dick to urinate, the urine gushed out as if kainji dam has cracked and bust open as the urine rushed our freely and when I checked my face in the mirror, it was read and I noticed small droplets of sweat on my nostril

There is this bully in my class, her name is blessing itua,she is a tomboy, the day she struck fear into the hearts of all the boys in our class, was when she gave our class captain "femi oloyede" a flying kick that tore his lower lip jus because he wrote her name on the noise maker list, he cldn't report cos if the girls hear they'll laugh at him


So I had an argument wth blessin itua the tomboy over a chair she claimed she brought into the cals for a combined subject wth another class, so I told her I didn't know it was hers, so the bos in the class were putting pepper and salt in the matters and then blessing insulted my parents and I I replied her back insulting her parents too, then she hit my chest as she hit my chest the sound was so loud that the whole class became quiet as if the most feared teacher in the school has entered our class, I wanted to cry but I saw everyone lookn at me. And even my crush "Ronke ajakaiye" all of a sudden I mustered courage and hit her back, chai till today I still regret taking that decision to hit her back, so after I hit her the agric teacher entered the class, then after the lessons, my calssmates started writing on papers while some drew boxing gloves on papers writing israel vs blessing, fight time 2pm, in my heart I was restless like penis at the sight of a na.ked pvssy and finally the bell rang and we went outside the school compound and then my classmates and some passerby gathered around me and the gal as if we abt to shoot a music video.

Then she pushed me and I pushed her back, she drew a line and siad if they born my grandfather well I should cross the line, even though I have no picture of what my grandfather looked like I tried defending his honour and then I crossed then she slapped me I swear her hand covered the side of my face and the whole of my ear when she slapped me like a big infinix android phone covering the ear of it's owner while receiving a call, then we began the fight as she grabbed me I knew I have made a great mistake challenging this tomboy of a gal in a duel,
Before long she raised me liks and ibo boy raising a bag of beans in2 his store, I was high up in the sky like the shoulders of a proud person and belong I felt I was goin down like a plane descending frm the sky and next she crashed me to the ground, I laid lifeless on the ground as if, if I do like that she'll leave me buh I was wrong,rather she sat on my body and forced my mouth open and ceaselessly poured sand in my mouth, when I saw that the sand I was swallowing is almost close to three derica of rice I manage to fight back that was when my friend came in to fight for me, then another one came then we became three versus one and we fought her fiercely, the next day ,the two of my friends that fought for me against her missed school for the rest of the week and later sufraced the next week wrth their parents to report the gal to ths school authority, after that fight that day, when I got home I cld not eat, I was jus too quiet, I was thinkn if I should call me sister to come and fight for me, buh I remebered that ina ll my fight she has neva raised me up like the way that gal did so I jus locked up before she'll beat my sister too.

Now this friend of mine is trying to spoil me b4 a gal I am runsing so that he can date her, the gal recorded all the things he said and played it for me on her fone buh I'll jus overlook him cos he saved my life frm blessing itua,
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Cash Reward For Anyone Who Can Solve This Riddle by david4z: 5:13pm On Sep 14, 2017
chuks013:
Can you please explain why your answer was graveyard
..women vist ones why men 3 times
RomanceRe: Come And See Big Di€k Entering A Woman's Nyansh Pictures (18+) by david4z: 4:53pm On Sep 14, 2017
chingle5:
AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO CONTINUE DIZ CONVERSATION I JUST HV 2 FREE MY GUY A.K.A SERIALRAPIST FOR TURIN ME INTO A TYPIST AND NOW I HV START HAVIN HAND PAIN MAY GOD FORGIVE U O AND SISTER MONALICIOUS DONT B TO NAIVE.
lol.. u way come find big dick entering nyansh pic.. GOD equally forgive u.. lol.. hahehehe
RomanceRe: Come And See Big Di€k Entering A Woman's Nyansh Pictures (18+) by david4z: 4:50pm On Sep 14, 2017
dont mind him.. see him claiming principled person but na big nyansh pic in come find... lol.. my broda wehdon.. ����
SerialRapist:
my broda forget my name and forget what is outside it is my inside that matters.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Iphone 6s Plus 16gb 155k Slightly Negotiable by david4z(op): 4:32pm On Sep 14, 2017
S.A
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Iphone 6s Plus 16gb 155k Slightly Negotiable by david4z(op): 4:31pm On Sep 14, 2017
S.A
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Iphone6 Needed Urgently... by david4z: 10:22am On Sep 13, 2017
no red in iphone 6..
i have 6s+ 147k ..16gb
gold .. 08169168248

Phone/Internet MarketRe: Iphone 6s Plus 16gb 155k Slightly Negotiable by david4z(op): 8:52am On Sep 13, 2017
CASTOSVILLA:
Seriously i only need that phone for some reasons and not how overated it is. My S7 edge is not on the same league with it.
you are interested sir? lets talk on whatsapp.
wats your offer?.. here is my whatsapp no ..08169168248
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Cash Reward For Anyone Who Can Solve This Riddle by david4z: 4:35am On Sep 13, 2017
visit a grave yard .... this is arabic nah.. n its not even translated well.. the answer is graveyard.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Iphone 6s Plus 16gb 155k Slightly Negotiable by david4z(op): 4:26am On Sep 13, 2017
why didnt you screen shot this 1 of 158k nah

Nairaland GeneralRe: Iphone 6s Plus 16gb 155k Slightly Negotiable by david4z(op): 4:21am On Sep 13, 2017
jeyselassie:
Lol. Why u Dey vex. Pls explain how the store take be fake.
when u enter an online store.. weigh ur options from the normal price range.. any1 that is too low .from the odas is probally a fake phone.. dont always act like a nigerian... looking for the cheapest.. why didnt u screen shot the 1 of 158k..
n why is it just 1 store selling at 195k..
look ard weigh ur options so u dont end up with a clone..
n besides for how neat n new my phone is.. 145k-155k is not a bad price range.. its a 6s plus not a 6plus

Phone/Internet MarketRe: Iphone 6s Plus 16gb 155k Slightly Negotiable by david4z(op): 4:17am On Sep 13, 2017
jayhk:
Lol Dave ...so na you..ride on
i hail oo..
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Iphone 6s Plus 16gb 155k Slightly Negotiable by david4z(op): 4:16am On Sep 13, 2017
check out jumia.. n get ur facts right

Phone/Internet MarketRe: Iphone 6s Plus 16gb 155k Slightly Negotiable by david4z(op): 4:12am On Sep 13, 2017
if u want a phone that has faults or scratches ... go look for a 6s plus or 120k n 125k .. this is for people that want something almost new.. no faults no scratches...
n its negotiable.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Iphone 6s Plus 16gb 155k Slightly Negotiable by david4z(op): 4:04am On Sep 13, 2017
CASTOSVILLA:
Your price is outrageous
certainly not.. and its negotiable..
put my price according to how good the phone is n feels.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Iphone 6s Plus 16gb 155k Slightly Negotiable by david4z(op): 9:39pm On Sep 12, 2017
that is a fake store on jumia.. oya buy it from there nah... get your facts right..
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Iphone 6s Plus 16gb 155k Slightly Negotiable by david4z(op): 8:31pm On Sep 12, 2017
Vicboi1:
hmm no problem bro
yeah... 6s plus 16gb.. 155k
RomanceRe: Some Guys Can Be So UNROMANTIC.. by david4z: 8:29pm On Sep 12, 2017
Riwo11:
I mean very unromantic... They don't even deserve to have a female friend talk more of a girl lover.
Ahh.. The only thing they know is "baby oya naa you go come weekend for my place" and the girl go carry body come, it will be all about bed racing and in each 5 mins both will be sweating and breathing like people that climbed olumo rock.
Some cannot even kiss well.. But let me not even go that side.
No! guys. No!!.
Learn to be romantic. Learn to be caring.. That girl you think that can't offer you anything but sex happens to be the way you made her, since you only give her nothing except white drops of semiliquid substance in a 5 secs electrifying mood.
No. Guys.. Be romantic. I mean show her you love her.
Many girls are not that demanding, but be romantic to give her money for hair once she post online.. "This is my natural hair".
In fact take her to a saloon and let her make her choice hair style.
When ever she posts "make up free day", it is a lie. Call her and give her money to buy plenty foundations and other make up kits.
Adore her. Be like "you look sweet, your hair is lovely, your make up is so cool. I love the way your lipstick goes same colour with your shoe."
Guy have you not observed that she almost have same pairs of panties and bras..
Ahh ahh. Bro. Don't always rush to pull what you don't know the price.
Go to super market. Buy her panties and different sets of underwear.. The owner of the shop will not chase you away. Lols..
You can even help her to wash them.
Can't you see that your babe have this body odour. Not that she smells, but buy her perfumes, body sprays, roll on, in different fragrances. You will still be the person to enjoy her neatness.
Take your girl to movies, sit by her side, hold her hand and watch movie with her.
Girls are gossip and they enjoy doing with their man. Why not be her gossip mate; gossip with her very well.
Be crazy for your girl. Tell her how you want her to be.. Tell her "baby, I don't want you to wear black pant today, why not wear that pinky pant with side rope.
It is not only when you call her you tell her "I love you" at the end of conversation. No no.. Borrow words from Shakespeare. write love lines; send her early enough to read once she is awakes; tell her how you love her in each line.
Guy don't just stay inside d room waiting for your bae to cook and bring food for you from the kitchen.. You are off from work and what are you doing .. "Nothing". Join her and make the cooking fun so that even if the food is not tasty you won't even observe while eating..
Don't forget to give her money, pocket money, chopping money, shopping money, in fact place her on salary scheme.
Place a standing order with your bank to always recharge her line with a certain amount of money from your account at intervals.
Bae can be very romantic if actually you are. Take the lead and that is why you are the man. She will reciprocate well.
Don't allow her to have any opportunity of finding joy from any other man and she will cheat on you.
ciolayemi.sylva
Let me come and be going....
Anyway am waiting for your bashing o
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all i see here is money money money.. u b romantic
Technology MarketRe: Very Clean Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge For Sale. by david4z: 7:59pm On Sep 12, 2017
when d new on jumia is 172k..
i will offer 125k.. cash n carry.. where are you?

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