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Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by DavidKissinger(m): 8:49pm On Aug 03, 2014
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by DavidKissinger(m): 7:10am On Aug 01, 2014
osesx: @swagalord I know u reach hoax ..saw ur mum yesterday .. but y do ppl lie with scores ...guess it becoz of babes

You are still on this? But I can't blame you tho'. That's the thing with an outstanding performance, it gets unbelievable!
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by DavidKissinger(m): 7:03am On Aug 01, 2014


Same ol' Alika with his never-ending "Don't fight, we are a family" epistles..

Same ol' Doc_Miss with her multiple monickers..

Same ol' Mickey with his ...Okay, Mickey, You are a living legend. wink

Same ol' Ogingbe with his baseless claims. Pheew! Medicine cutoff.. 75%?? Really??. But nothing beats the "Pharmacy has been disaccredited by NUC" joke. Trust me bro, you'd fare better than Basketmouth in the entertainment industry.

Same ol'd Naijab... Okay, this one changed a bit.

Swaggy, Tita.. You guys are simply geniuses! Congrats!


Greatest-Mind, pack your bags. You leave today! angry


Greetings! cool

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Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by DavidKissinger(m): 5:31pm On Jul 30, 2014
SUAVE!! 72% aggregate?!!! shocked Wow! Just wow!! Congrats boss! And to the rest of them bosses and Madams! cool


*exeunts*
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by DavidKissinger(m): 5:19pm On Jul 30, 2014
odizeey: thank God for u man. see wetyn Moyes sack don bring? good luck everywhere

Couldn't hold it anymore! grin

Greetings friends, it's been an aeon!
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by DavidKissinger(m): 9:10pm On Dec 21, 2013
I love this thread. cool
Romance / Re: Can You Marry Someone Who Has Once Done Abortion? by DavidKissinger(m): 9:01pm On Dec 21, 2013
Inosenduatall:

The fact is, most girls by the age of 25 must have done at least one abortion. Take it from a guy who knows. In the end, we are all in God's hands.

only a cynic would generalize. undecided
Romance / Re: Can You Marry Someone Who Has Once Done Abortion? by DavidKissinger(m): 9:00pm On Dec 21, 2013
1. She was honest with you.
2. She did it 6 years ago. Not yesterday, not today.. But 6 years ago.
3. You love her.

Now I'd say, follow your heart, but take your brain along. Goodluck. smiley

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Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by DavidKissinger(m): 5:27pm On Dec 15, 2013
Adex097:
Doing the right thing @the wrong time.

thread closed.
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by DavidKissinger(m): 1:38pm On Dec 15, 2013
smiley
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye (P Square) : My Son Is Really Giving Me A Tough Time by DavidKissinger(m): 6:34pm On Dec 14, 2013
undecided

Romance / Re: 10 Signs A Guy Is Unlucky With Girls by DavidKissinger(m): 12:53am On Dec 11, 2013
Hybee2493: 1. He doesn't care about grooming.
If a guy doesn't care about the way he looks , hair clothes bla bla. Na so girls go just they pass no even the occasional staring like okada light.

Sometimes, guys get caught up in lots of stuff that they can't afford to look at a mirror even for a split second. I'm a lil' vain, but there was once a time I had to prepare for a very significant exam. During that period, I didn't give an iota about my looks. No, not at all.

And that didn't present me as 'unlucky'

2. He doesn't touch or hold girls
He is too uptight Nd too careful about his personal, he doesn't like to move near women or he is scared to do so, girls like to b touched,held Nd cuddled Nd if u dnt do so well.

That a guy is timid doesn't mean he doesn't have that thirst for adventure.

Luck has nothing to do with it, hopefully..he grows outta it.

3. He has a dirty room or apartment .He doesn't care about his apartment being neat, just lives like a squirrel in a tree

Refer back to No. 1's reply.

Though at other times, it maybe owing to indolence.

4. His friends has no female friends .If a guys friends doesn't av female friends chances are he too is in the same predicament, show me ur friend Nd I will tell u who u are. Birds of d same feathers flock together

This is sooooo untrue! How on earth is this possible

5. The guy has no packaging or branding.I dnt tink I nid to stress on this one just forget it if u d guy doesn't av

At the end of the day, not every guy needs 'packaging' to attract ladies.

6. He can't put his ego down sometimes Girls like too prove, if u can't put ur ego down sometimes Nd just agree with her or do sometins dat u shouldn't do in d first place.

Where is this girl coming from since you've already mentioned he doesn't associate with girls

7.he is too serious about girls Nd doesn't check them out
.One tin is girls like playing, all of them



8. He is too shy Nd scared of talking to girls

Back to reply No. 2
9. He doesn't av that one tin dat differentiate him from oda guys

My dear, what differentiates you from other guys?

10. His kitchen or toilet is always dirty. Agreed u may nt cook but gals like to check out guys kitchens, I dnt knw wy but they do

Refer back to 1/3.

Thanks.

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Politics / Re: Obama Gets The Cold Shoulder by DavidKissinger(m): 12:47am On Dec 11, 2013
tpia@:


why not also explain how david cameron is missing from your rearranged picture.

Good question! Na wa for Nigerians sha. #smh
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Pres Obama Flirting With The Danish PM In South Africa by DavidKissinger(m): 12:28am On Dec 11, 2013
cramjones: more

more? Jesus!!! These pictures have been in existence since forever!! Why let the devil sway you so easily
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Pres Obama Flirting With The Danish PM In South Africa by DavidKissinger(m): 12:25am On Dec 11, 2013
fruityjojo:
I don't understand dis post. In Africa, The death of a 95yrs old person is no longer mourning buh a CELEBRATION OF LIFE. We dance,take pics, sing, wear white, praise & eulogize d life of d dead.Abi is it until d person is completely blind,deft,dumb,suffering & unable 2 breath independently b4 dey died dat people can take pishur. *All dis fake life sef 70% of peeps there don't even care*

Help me tell them! Hypocrisy at its peak!!!
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Pres Obama Flirting With The Danish PM In South Africa by DavidKissinger(m): 12:23am On Dec 11, 2013
This is the original version of the picture, You just decided to cut the guy out, then make some vile story outta it. And of course, the gullible ones would always nod in excitement! Nigerians! Nigerians!! Nigerians!!! #smh

Romance / Re: Reasons Why One Must Tell His/her Partner About His/her Past by DavidKissinger(m): 8:30pm On Dec 10, 2013
ojjp: wht if u knw sayin it might cause break up?

I still would, gone are those days when you work your a.ss off to get someone to stay with you. If she can't handle 'your past', Then fine! she's free to go.

That aside, someone above said something really thought-provoking, "what if the past is one that can be used against you?"

And that leads to my sincere take on this issue, I'm someone who would wanna know how bad you've been and hopefully forgive & forget it all, but unveiling mine? hmm! It's a "camel passing through a needle eye" situation. Yeah, you may think that's selfish. But Hey! After all said and done, who proves to be the understanding one? Me of course! cheesy
Romance / Re: Reasons Why One Must Tell His/her Partner About His/her Past by DavidKissinger(m): 5:12pm On Dec 10, 2013
Some would say "some things are better left unsaid" but if I intend making it a long term relationship, Then Yes, I deserve to know because they would always pop up in future.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama's Speech At Nelson Mandela Memorial Service Today by DavidKissinger(m): 4:59pm On Dec 10, 2013
"To the people of South Africa the
world thanks you for sharing Nelson Mandela with us"

I couldn't read it all, but no doubt.. Barack is such an amazing speaker, the type that would say "go to hell" and you would actually look forward to the journey. cool
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama's Speech At Nelson Mandela Memorial Service Today by DavidKissinger(m): 4:57pm On Dec 10, 2013
Double post.
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Are Pastors More Revered In Nigeria Than Doctors And Other Professionals by DavidKissinger(m): 4:35pm On Dec 08, 2013
pendo89:

will give you an example-'do not undergo an emergency operation until God speaks or it's against our doctrine.
does that sound smart coming from a pastor?

Yes, I will consider it "smart" if the Pastor is genuine. Pastors are gifted, they can tell if such "emergency operation" could lead to death.

I think it all boils down to your ability to determine who is a genuine pastor and who isn't. The Bible should be your guide, don't follow the crowd.

And about the ' against our doctrine' thing, That's why I stated earlier on I'm no religious person, for these are religious practices. You see, some "men of God" have so twisted Christianity, propounding doctrines that make life difficult for people.

And then again, I'm neither gonna blame nor judge them, it depends on the individual. We all have that one gift; freewill. Make a choice. wink
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Are Pastors More Revered In Nigeria Than Doctors And Other Professionals by DavidKissinger(m): 4:17pm On Dec 08, 2013
pendo89: All spaces reserved. smiley now lets talk

Refer back to my "reserved space" grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Are Pastors More Revered In Nigeria Than Doctors And Other Professionals by DavidKissinger(m): 3:16pm On Dec 08, 2013
In Africa (Nigeria especially), we are inclined to believe and conform to virtually everything the Clergyman says as he is God's mouthpiece (ingenuine pastors excluded here). The pastor is more
like a father, sometimes a 'demi-god' (not in a wrong waywink). And any word of his becomes very significant. This attitude, owing to fear (You don't want God's wrath..do you?) or respect. Not mentioning the fact that we've been made to believe we(Christians) are a flock of sheep, tendered by a shepherd (Our pastors) until Christ returns. And as such, Disobeying him becomes unrealistic.


That aside, If people take the words of their pastor (a non-medical expert) over that of a doctor, than there is no one to blame but the individual himself. I haven't witness a case where the pastor compels an individual not visit the doctor/refuse medicine, but I have reasons to believe the message the Pastor is passing across is.."God is the answer" .

Personally, If I see genuine evidence of that healing or whatever it maybe, then I'd most definitely forgo the doctor's or whichever professional's advice. smiley


N.B: I am not a religious person. wink

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Nairaland / General / Re: Is Destiny Real? by DavidKissinger(m): 2:55pm On Dec 08, 2013
I 'm not so sure if I believe in destiny. Because at the end of it all, Destiny isn't the path given to us, it is the path that WE CHOOSE for ourselves.
Nairaland / General / Re: How True, Is D Assertion Dat “beautiful/handsome People Re Created On A Sunday? by DavidKissinger(m): 2:52pm On Dec 08, 2013
Never heard of it.
Romance / Re: Top 20 Things Men Want Women To Do Inrelationships by DavidKissinger(m): 1:58pm On Dec 08, 2013
chimajii: SEX ON OUR TIME!!

Sex when we want it—NOT when you want it— every now and then. Women like to think they control the sex life in their relationships. This notion is complete nonsense and has to stop. If you don't want your man engaging in "monkey business" on the side, then YOU should be taking care of "business". Get my drift?

No! Why should it be on YOUR (as you seem to be speaking for all men) own time? Lemme guess, because YOU "take care of business"? So, what happens if the lady isn't dependent on whatever proceedings you get from your "business"? Then I guess she has the right to say "NO" to "monkey business" when YOU want it .undecided

That aside, don't you think depriving her would make her look elsewhere? And at the end of it all, she gets blamed for being unfaithful.

My friend, Sex should never be on "MY" time or "YOUR" time, but on "OUR" time. And by "OUR".. I mean the couple. Now you get my "drift" ? wink

chimajii: ENGAGE IN OUR ACTIVITIES!!!

Engage in activities that we enjoy and get to know the things we like. There's nothing better than a woman who will sit down and watch the game with you or a woman who voluntarily picks up the second X-Box controller and joins in the video game madness.

Yea, sounds cool. I'm a guy and into gaming as well, but if it isn't her thing, nothing changes.

chimajii: GIRL ACTIVITIES!!

Don't MAKE us partake in your activities with your friends unless we want to. This can especially be annoying if you don't like your significant other's friends. It's important for you to have your friends and for her to have her friends. Space and breathing room are always good things.

okay, this was the annoying part! Seriously, You want her to watch 90minutes of football with you, play never ending video games with you, but wouldn't even get into her activities for a second? Really? I hope you aren't a dictator to your partner....are you? undecided

chimajii: LET US BE MEN!!!
Let us be men and accept it. Sometimes, a man can't take anymore dirty diapers or hearing you nag at him all the time. Let us have some "men" time to decompress from all the day to day madness.

And of course, we men don't have "dirty diapers", No, we don't nag. It's only the ladies who are the defaulters here. Seriously bro, you are being biased. Your like is the reason feminism is taking over today.

chimajii: Most of the time, men will just go along with
whatever their girlfriend or spouse tells them because let's face it; most men are whipped! But, if your man really had a voice or opinion of his own,I'd bet you these would be on this list.

No, "most men" aren't whipped. Where did you get this statistic from by the way, some thick forest?

And getting your partner into your activities and not reciprocating is just mean, unfair and so uncalled for!

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Celebrities / Re: empty by DavidKissinger(m): 1:49pm On Dec 08, 2013
We need no Prophet to tell us D'banj is doing just fine without Don Jazzy, So what's with this crap?? undecided

Lemme guess, Idris needs attention and of course, Nairaland would always give him that. cheesy

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