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STARSHYNE:
11..When I was in JSS 2

Stopped when mum called all my friends and showed them the wet bed

same here

Chai...Life....he should do a track with the two

Monday, 27 July 2015
Chris Brown Says He’s Tired Of Worshipping The Devil…And God Spoke To Him
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Chris Brown has said that he is tired of the devil ruining his life.
In a recent Instagram post, the award-winning singer blamed the devil for trying to ruin his life. He also talked about thoughts of suicide and claims he’s heard God speak to him for the very first time.
Here’s exactly what he wrote:
“When u tired of the fucking devil ruining your life and u hear God speak for the first time.
No one knows what I deal with on a day to day. The average man wouldn’t hesitate to blow his fucking brains out but that’s the cowards way out… Most won’t understand the genius and beauty in change and learning and the people who have devilish intentions will win in the short term. My soul will always be pure of heart.
What’s on the surface always looks like one big party but inside there is a little boy looking for help and guidance. People say “be a man”. Yeah, that’s right but it doesn’t take away any pain you really go through. I just wanna stay out the way and do music. Most importantly and great father.

They say silence is golden – but there’s a room in the U.S that’s so quiet it becomes unbearable after a short time.

The longest that anyone has survived in the ‘anechoic chamber’ at Orfield Laboratories in South Minneapolis is just 45 minutes.

It’s 99.99 per cent sound absorbent and holds the Guinness World Record for the world’s quietest place, but stay there too long and you may start hallucinating.‘When it’s quiet, ears will adapt. The quieter the room, the more things you hear. You'll hear your heart beating, sometimes you can hear your lungs, hear your stomach gurgling loudly.

‘In the anechoic chamber, you become the sound.’

And this is a very disorientating experience. Mr Orfield explained that it’s so disconcerting that sitting down is a must.

He said: ‘How you orient yourself is through sounds you hear when you walk. In the anechnoic chamber, you don't have any cues. You take away the perceptual cues that allow you to balance and manoeuvre. If you're in there for half an hour, you have to be in a chair.’

The chamber is used by a multitude of manufacturers, which test how loud their products are.

I no fit laugh abeg

So no ybnl winner even Young John the wicked producer

Some of these facts are weird, some are funny but most of them are unbelievable. Today i present you Unbelievable Amazing Facts about Unbelievable Things. 

1. In 2006, a woman farted on a plane and tried to cover up the smell by lighting matches, causing an emergency landing.

2. In Jamaica, sex between men is punishable with up to 10 years’ imprisonment. But lesbian action is allowed.

3. In 2006, The FBI planted an informant pretending to be a radical Muslim in a mosque, and the Muslims in the mosque reported him to the FBI.

4. In 2009, Nigerian Police arrested a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

5. Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t celebrate birthdays because the only two accounts of birthday parties in the Bible ended in murder.
Iran arrested 14 squirrels for spying in 2007.

6. Two actors have died playing Judas in live Biblical productions by accidentally hanging themselves for real during his death scene.

7. When Louis Pasteur was working on the rabies vaccine, if he or his assistants got infected, they were to be shot in the head.

8. In Iran, a law from 2013 allows Men to marry their 13-year-old adopted daughters.

9. The world’s biggest family lives together in India: a man with 39 wives and 94 children.
10. Construction workers in Brazil cemented a car on a pavement after its driver refused to move it.

11. Part of the White House was built by slaves.

12. A British teacher in Sudan was arrested because she allowed her primary school class to name a teddy bear “Muhammad”.

13. Cotton Candy was invented by a dentist.

14. In 2013, a man bought a house next to his ex-wife just to install a giant middle finger statue for her to see every day.

15. In 2011, a woman bought a “non-visible” piece of art for $10,000.

16. In 2013, a girl survived ASIANA’s Plane Crash, only to be run over and killed by a responding fire truck.

17. Charles Darwin Ate Every Animal He Discovered.

18. In Halden, a high-security prison in Norway, every cell has a flatscreen TV, an en-suite shower and fluffy, white towels.

19. Alexander the Great, Napoleon, Mussolini and Hitler, all suffered from ailurophobia, the fear of cats.

20. Nelson Mandela was on United States terror watch-list and was not removed until 2008.

21. In 2012, a couple invited Queen Elizabeth II to their wedding as a joke, and she turned up.

22- Cleopatra, the last Pharaoh of Egypt, was actually Greek, not Egyptian.

23. Heroin was initially used to treat people addicted to morphine.

24. During the 7th century B.C., ancient Roman “vestal virgins” were required to keep their hymens intact as proof of virginity until age 30 or they would be buried alive.

25. In 2005, A Chinese company used skin harvested from the corpses of executed convicts to develop beauty products for sale in Europe.

26. There’s a toilet-themed restaurant in Taiwan, where food is served on miniature toilets.

27. Saddam Hussein wrote a Romantic Novel.

28. A man received the heart of a suicide victim, married his widow, and years later killed himself on the same way his donor did.

29. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

30. A man was jailed and fined US$1500 in Oregon, U.S.A., for collecting rainwater because it is considered ‘property of the state’.

31. Octopuses are eaten alive in Korea.

32. The world’s oldest hotel has been operating since 705 AD.

33. There’s a species of fish called “Slippery Dick”.

34. Lobsters are considered to be the cockroaches of the sea.

35. A Colombian woman was raised by monkeys after being kidnapped and abandoned in the jungle as a child.

36. For many centuries, Chinese women endured a practice where their feet were systematically broken and shaped in such a way that they resembled hooves.

37. The night before his execution, a man in Georgia escaped from prison and, later that night, was beaten to death in a bar fight. Destiny?

38. The Pentagon has a plan for combating a zombie apocalypse.

39. All three Grammys Elvis Presley won, were for his gospel songs.

40. In the USA, ransom payments to kidnappers are tax-deductible.

41. Global warming ‘solved’ a land dispute between India and Bangladesh:the island in dispute disappeared.

42. In 2005, A Chinese company used skin harvested from the corpses of executed convicts to develop beauty products for sale in Europe.

43. Saddam Hussein wrote a Romantic Novel.

44. A man received the heart of a suicide victim, married his widow, and years later killed himself on the same way his donor did.

45. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

46. Lobsters are considered to be the cockroaches of the sea.

47. Octopuses are eaten alive in Korea.

48. As a child, Hitler wanted to be a priest.

49. Hitler was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in 1939.

Lil kesh is the baba shoki while Orezi is shoki master.

OmaBliss:
My bf na XYZ Sealord

correct

Sassybae:
Leave the females alone nah....shuuuuu

u follow for d above named problems?

jcmaiah:
I am working on nollyplank Blockbuster titled "Female the destroyer". The part two will be released by December with title"Female the barbarian"
All these things, yet we no gree the females rest.

my brother it is spiritual

eph12:
Abeg where these better girls' dey nau? Dem be spirit?

help me ask am o

Genea:
A screw is loose in ur head...iranu

see gbese o...gbese gbese

1. Female dogs become so wicked
when they give birth.
2. Female fowls chase people when
their eggs hatch.
3. Male lions don't eat humans no
matter how hungry they are, but
female lions will tear any human
being apart.
4. Females human beings spend
average 28years of their lives asking
for recharge cards from
males.
5. And the most annoying one is it is
the female mosquitoes that causes
MALARIA.
6.Female spiders kill the male spiders after mating
Females get wahala! I swear..
Feel free to add yours

breadandbutter:
THE BASTARD IGBO MAN HAS RETURNED HOME TO CONTINUE BREEDING HIS SET OF BIAFRAN ALMAJIRIS SO THEY CAN CONTINUE THEIR BIAFRAN AGITATION. I BLAME THE LAGOS GOVERNMENT FOR HELPING THOSE FVCKTARDS COS IF IT WERE A YORUBA COUPLE LIVING IN THE South East, THEIR YEYE GOVERNMENT WONT HELP. IGBOS ARE SO UNGRATEFUL TO THE YORUBAS AND HAUSA FULANIS DESPITE ALL WE DID FOR THEM TO MAKE SURE THEY DONT DIE OF HUNGER EVER SINCE OJU IKU LED THEM TO THEIR SUICIDE MISSION CALLED BIAFRA. THE IGBOS ARE JUST CONFUSED COS THEY KEEP SCREAMING BIAFRA BUT WHEN HUNGER HOOK THEIR THROAT THEY WILL RUN TO YORUBA AND HAUSA -FULANIS FOR HELP. WHY CANT THE BASTARD NNAMDI KANU HELP THIS YEYE COUPLES BREEDING LIKE PIGS USELESS TRIBE

see this dirty yoruba

adeh39:
Hun? give it a trial?

Lesbianism?

Awfa na

adeh39:
I'm fasting joor

*runs out again*

are u dumping my ass

adeh39:
Lol...this is serious ooo

quick quick o...before I suddenly turn gay, it's spreading like wild fire

Poochai354:
Yes HIS.
Tell me what u gonna enjoy.

read ur statement again and again

adeh39:
Lol

Lemme check you out first

should I drop my number?

adeh39:
This is serious ooo

What will happen to single ladies like me

am single too and luckily I ain't gay

Its all over the net.

Front page straight

The United States of America has vowed to pressure
Nigeria until she accept to legalize gay marriage.
The United States of America
recently legalized gay marriage in all her 50 states, a
move that sparked global outrage.
Linda Thomas Greenfield, US Assistant Secretary
of State for African Affairs said that America would continue to
mount pressure on Nigeria to
reverse their anti-gay laws.

ShayGirl:
Sure....AAUA, Ondo state to b precise,

nawa o...I was online when the relationship started o...my speech on the wedding day...#nairalanders

jaybee104:
Haha.. I for talk oh! Or weda na op house dem dey

they no fit de my house o...abeg

jaybee104:
Where d pix na?

chill,pics coming

gaetano:
Pishures of them taking selfies With bokoharam suspects or ADONBILIVIT

na u carry camera give them?

feldido:
Old

so y r u here

Ex-Jigawa State Governor Lamido and his two
sons (Aminu and Mustapha) were yesterday
relocated from Kano to Kuje Prisons in Abuja
ahead of the hearing of their application for bail
by a vacation judge.
They were allegedly kept in the same building
block with some Boko Haram suspects.
But their relocation was greeted with excitement
as inmates jubilated in anticipation of free
Ramadan meals.

SisterCaro:
i know for a fact you are the type that will call for World War 3 is someone makes a racist comment about you but you have the guts to go around talking anyhow all in the name of "giving advice". When they start calling you bush monkey you will take out the race card. I feel you deserved the response you got. Seek and ye shall find. Clap for yourself.

aunty Janet (in Lil kesh's voice) I just died d whole thing

tpiander:
unlike you, I am not "paid to type".

Una nor share the money reach my side.

lol