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ARSENAL will surely win the league.

#Lalasticlacla

dmcdad:
Matchday! Yay!

Teams: Rayo Vallecano vs FC Barcelona.

Venue: Estadio de Vallecas, Madrid, Spain.

Time: 21:00CET (9pm local time).

Streaming Channels / Apps:

Sky Sports 5, Sky Sports 5 HD on Mobdro, WSS, Sport TV and Olweb TV.

BeiN Sports USA on Sports TV, WSS and Sybla TV.

BeiN Sports Arabic on Sybla TV.


Prediction: Barça to win by 3 goals to 1.

We might keep a clean sheet. I also see Suarez scoring. I see Barca scoring in the first twenty minutes of the game.

#Farano

dmcdad:
Matchday! Yay!

Teams: Rayo Vallecano vs FC Barcelona.

Venue: Estadio de Vallecas, Madrid, Spain.

Time: 21:00CET (9pm local time).

Streaming Channels / Apps:

Sky Sports 5, Sky Sports 5 HD on Mobdro, WSS, Sport TV and Olweb TV.

BeiN Sports USA on Sports TV, WSS and Sybla TV.

BeiN Sports Arabic on Sybla TV.


Prediction: Barça to win by 3 goals to 1.

We might keep a clean sheet. I also see Suarez scoring. I see Barca scoring in the first twenty minutes of the game.

squaregist:
– Senate amends the Act that established JAMB – Says the validity period for UTME may soon be three years – Demanded the building of a laboratory in every higher institution for easy understanding of CBT Naij.com has gathered that the Nigerian Senate has resolved to amend the Act establishing the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) to extend the validity of its Unified

Jamb go vex

deebarbie:
I got a message too"Dear Esteemed Customer, you have been credited with a reward of N5,000 airtime for staying with MTN. Thank you for choosing MTN" and av been using the credit since afterrnoon.

Gud

LOT fans can follow me by clicking on my profile.

I've Dark Knight fall and men of steel die. That future arrow episode was the bomb. LOT is now a strong team. Maybe strong enough to defeat even Zoom

Ultimatesammie:
The epic quote.

he was referring to supes and bats

AY Makun lectures at Pan-Atlantic University

– He lectures at The Nollywood Studies Centre

– He takes the students on movie making

– He uses his movie, 30 Days In Atlanta as a case study

Foremost comedian Ayo Makun has added another feather to his cap. He has tried his hands on many things. He has done standup comedy, comedy show, acting, and he even sang recently. His movie 30 Days In Atlanta is one of the highest grossing films in Nigeria cinema,

On Saturday, January 30, AY as As Ayo Makun is fondly called turns a lecturer as he taught students of Pan-Atlantic University. He took the students on the topic: 30 days in Atlanta: The potentials of comedy as a driving force for success in filmmaking.

The comedian took the students on a no-hold-bar talk of the making and post production of his movie 30 Days In Atlanta. He also talked about the influence publicity and marketing to making the movie well viewed. Casting, he said played a major role in the success of the movie too aside the story line.

He also spoke about the making of his new movie A Trip To Jamaica.

The event was put together by The Nollywood Studies Centre.

Cc: Lalasticlacla

Yoruba actress, Lizzy Anjorin, is currently planning to unveil her clothing line and the actress while showing off some of her styles created a scene around Lekki area of Lagos after she posed in the middle of the road just to model her cloths.

While reacting to the picture on the road, the actress explained that the cars were not “turned off because of me but for my style.”

cc: Lalasticlacla

freezyprinzy:
Don,t. tink dis series is up dier jor more work still needs 2 b done

The Martian's flashback were pretty crap in the last episode. The show needs to get much more serious. Kara needs to grow up, borrow a leaf from Nikita. Someone needs to die. Stuff like that.

Krasid:
Carter Hall is dead.I didn't see that coming.This would probably make Kendra more useless than she was before.

Krasid, I nor know say u dey watch series oh. I be think say na only Real Madrid

Before you think too far, they are just doing that art stuffs oh, nothing there - depends on how you see it, they are just posing for the camera!

Calling all Supergirl fans. Show your self and answer register.

2nd episode is out

Being a parent is not a very easy job, it comes with a lot of responsibilities. Although parents teach their children not to tell lies, they can be the ‘masters’ of lies themselves.

All parents are guilty at some time or the other of telling some ‘harmless white lies’ to their children to get them to do something.

All over the world, parents lie to their children but some lies seem to be specific to Nigerian parents

Here are some of the common lies peculiar to Nigerian parents.

1. If you eat beans you will be tall:

Majority of us must have heard this line from our parents just because they want us to eat beans. Beans is nutritious but a lot of children hate it and refuse to eat. In order to make them eat it, parents have to tell a little lie.

2. If you swallow orange seed, it will grow out:

Some children were told by their parents that if they swallowed the seed of an orange, it will grow out of their body.

3. When I was your age I always came first:
https://i.imgur.com/GGlStt5.jpg
Most Nigerian parents love their children to take first position in class at the end of a term so they can boast of having a brilliant child. If every Nigerian parent came first in their class, who took the other positions?

4. If you drink coconut water you will be dull:

Just because they don’t want you drinking coconut water, they tell you it will make you dull. Some of the parents said it out of ignorance though. Maybe that’s what their own parents told them.

5. Mummy got pregnant from eating overfeeding:


You know children can be very inquisitive and sometimes parents can’t give them the answer to their questions. Parents give their children this answer when they ask how mummy got pregnant.

6. Tell me the truth, I won’t beat you:

When mummy or daddy wants to get you to confess to a crime, they promise they won’t punish you. But, once you tell them the truth, they pounce on you and don’t keep to their earlier promise.

7. Lend me your savings, I will pay back:

You lend them the money and when it’s time for them to pay, they remind you of all the food you’ve been eating and all the things they’ve bought for you.

8. Go and wear your shoes, I will wait for you:

When you want to follow your parents out and they don’t want you to, they deceive you into going inside to get your shoes and before you return, they are gone.

9. Tell the person at the door I am not at home or I’m sleeping:

When your parents don’t want to receive visitors and they make you lie.

10. If you play with boys you will get pregnant:

Some parents have no idea how to talk to their girls about the opposite sex and pregnancy, so this is the best line they could come up with.

Feel free to add yours.
cc: lalasticlacla

The young inventors, both 18 years of age, were at the reception held by Senator Chris Ngige after the burial of his late father, Pa Pius Okonkwo Ngige, who died at the age of 105.
According to the students of a local technical college, the helicopter was a project they embarked on based on their field of study and believe they would have done better had they gotten more sponsors from well-to-do Nigerians.

In fact, they said that they attended the burial reception because they believe they are likely to meet with the rich and mighty in the state and country who may help sponsor them to make their project even bigger.

One of them said: “The one we produced cannot fly yet because the things required for it to fly are not complete and it took us a while before we could come up with even this small one.

This is what they said "If we can get people to sponsor us, we are sure of getting more of this projects and even produce an even bigger one which will fly.”

darkenedrebel:
@bolded - stop watching comic-based shows all together. That's one of the best pilots ever!!.
Juxtaposing it with Supergirl is preposterous.

I thought the same too

Elkewwty:
Lol. Osinbajo was like, 'yeah am not tall, but I av got real swag' **displays swag** And everyone were like 'what's wrong with the VP?'

The picture looks really funny.

You have a great sense of humor

rokiatu:
hi dear.

The love goddess of nairaland. May I have this dance?

(DJ begins playing Tekno)

Cherlene:
Lovely. At bolded?

Cherlene

Hello cherlene. Do you mind?

LilNetty:
9ice turn a year older today and his wife shared this beautiful family photo

My hot chica