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Swanzi:
When last did u eat a well balanced diet
Go get urself some ewedu n ur slimy yacky thing hahahaha

You think am joking right... don't miss this opportunity, swallow your pride now and send ur account number,13 more minutes

Swanzi:
Only if you answer my question first hahaha
Why is it that 100% of u people use generators in the zoo

Because we can afford it ,we don't depend on government. Now answer mine

Swanzi:
So GH 2000 has turned to GH 200 u be mumu big time scammer… so which f00Ls allow themselves to be scammed by you hahaha

I give you 20 more minutes to send your account number to me,l want to prove a point to you. After 20 minutes the deal is off

Swanzi:
So GH 2000 has turned to GH 200 u be mumu big time scammer… so which f00Ls allow themselves to be scammed by you hahaha

That's an error,I meant 2000

Swanzi:
Mumu kaduna is a glorified village with bandits stop crying

Why do you avoid answering questions,if you continue this way I will quit dignifying you with a reply like wizzygoat

Swanzi:
You are clearly a scammer and a bagger exposed at the bolded hahahaha

You see why I say you are lazy,so ordinary 200 cedis has now made me a scammer.

Swanzi:
have u even seen such money before lately …
Have u even eaten today hahahaha
Send it to the katsina children feeding on grass

Smiles,you think 2000 cedis is a big money to me? Dare me and send me your account number

Swanzi:
Tell me why 100% of you in the zoo don’t have electricity…?? Hahahaha

Can you swear that the Kaduna you stayed,one of the 37 states in Nigeria and x2 of Ghana in size don't have steady light?

Swanzi:
Since I’ve hurt ur feelings so much u went back to my mentions to get something to stab me with but all ur doing is just lame n stupid clap back hahahah e-pain am ..!!!

You are seriously bleeding you don’t know
Answer the question and stop blabbing like a deranged orangutan monkey hahahaha…

Hahaha e pain am,I did this to stop you from bringing that lame excuse of you are here because Ghanaian issues are discussed.sorry o

Swanzi:
Yes busy with the internet scams that’s what u are known for anyway hahahaha

Envy......send me ur account number let me send us at least 2000 cedis for Christmas.

Swanzi:
You tell me you are the one making the claims not me joker

Tell me why Ghanaian houses don't have toilet and bathroom

Wizzzzmike:
Lol these nothing educational about nairaland. It's always about bull sh!t news and zoogerians will come and write sh!t and how fvck up ur country is and insult other countries for nothing.

Stop posting news about Ghana and we won't be here. Just like how mess ur country is, ur fellow zoogerians will continue to run to Ghana for a better life it's a fact!!!

Another of your lie bursted again. You can't amount to anything if you don't seek approval from Nigerians via Nairaland, that's a fact. But you can keep denying as usual.....

Swanzi:
Mumu and who told you the list I gave does not include rent apartments hahaha u be proper mugu yaro shut up you can’t afford any of them even if you sell all ur fathers ancestral lands back in the village and property siaa hahaha

99% of all houses in Ghana, did u spin those data from ur anus as usual abi hahahaha..!!

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Tell me why 99% of houses don't have toilet in Ghana. Am waiting to hear ur own reason clown

Swanzi:
Ulsan bolt bye bye hahahaha

You expect me to be like you lazy ass slow thinking retard ....am only squeezing out time to reply you. Am a very busy person

Swanzi:
You are so lame and ignorant some lands in even spintex are sold in dollars how much more rent gosh whose been feeding u such crap.

Go to regimanuel estates,trasacco,eden heights,appoolonia city etc you be mumu first class

You see how dumb you sound....who is talking about buying house there in Ghana. How can I buy a house where there is no toilet and bathroom. 99% of houses in Ghana don't have toilets and bathroom. You see people going long distances to bathe and excrete . This is one of my greatest turn offs about that ur shithole Ghana. Thank God you stay in Kaduna, during your stay have u ever seen a house without a toilet and bathroom?

Swanzi:
Shut up ur stinking dirty mouth he’s way better than you hahahaha

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Hahahahaha....as usual am off from Nairaland for now to go and make some money. Keep watch over here as usual , will talk to you later

Swanzi:
Hahahaha you made me fall from my chair GH350-500 apartment is just an average apartment in Accra and tema sorry but u are no where near rich sorry to bust ur bubble.

LoL you won't cease to amaze me.....how many people can afford to pay that in Ghana....why do your people live in shanties around if they can afford to pay that amount

Wizzzzmike:
He be stupid rough lol... If you show fact p3 he go run

Swanzi this boy is disgracing your country,and he passed through your acclaimed prestigious university... smh

Wizzzzmike:
I always say nairaland is zoogeria greatest achievement lol... We Ghanaians come on this forum to defend our lovely country and to rather educate dumbass illiterates like you who does not do any research before they talk.

If you zoogerians continue to put Ghanaian news here we'll come for y'all simple. So tell ur fellow zoogerians to stop posting news about Ghana here and we won't be here.

Why Facebook and YouTube and the likes are not around lol, I love correcting dumbass illiterate like you lol

Balderdash, that excuse is becoming stale
Continue being on Nairaland,our Nigerian forum and get the knowledge and ideas you can get. Even if a gun is pointed at your head,you can't leave Nairaland.....

Swanzi:
You must be very poor to not afford a proper place in tema hahaha” face me I face you “is what u were able to afford hahaha we have tema community 1-45 no one will ask of 5cedi bread there or yantra hill,east legon,adenta housing,ashongmam estate but u chose I face you face me apartment hahahahaha

So am poor for paying 500cedis monthly.....I later get to know it's 350 cedis but they inflate the price because am a Nigerian,well I don't care....I see it as a way of uplifting them

Wizzzzmike:
Lol we are lazy people... You think yahoo yahoo, money rituals, kidnapping, armed robbing, and corruption all these are hard work? The most laziness set of people in the world are you zoogerians. For 60 years you people have been able to solve ur electricity problems for 60 years dumbass lazy boy.

If Ghanaians are lazy, why Ghana is better than zoogeria today lol. Why over 7 million zoogerians are in Ghana. Ur entire life in a joke lol...lazy boy do research before you write anything bull sh!t

OMG I can't comprehend anything you've written. Your level of illiteracy is sickening. You don't deserve my reply at all. Maybe next time write in your language, google translator will do better than this

Wizzzzmike:
The fact will make you run faster than a thief lol.

Ur the biggest liar, you have never been to Ghana but claim that you have lol.

Your the most dumbest person ever existed
Swanzi is even better off than you in conversation,kudos to Nairaland,you know as an old member,he has learnt a lot and has built up himself courtesy of Nairaland and he is still learning because we are still schooling him. You just joined Nairaland last year so you still have a long way to go and a lot to learn. You still talk like a typical slow reasoning Ghanaian.

Swanzi:
Hahahaha look at this lame weak comeback Mr census you went to 80% of Ghanaian homes and discovered they don’t have tv’s u see how stupid u sound hahaha

Which part of Ghana did u stay for people to worry you about a 5 cedis loaf of bread each day were u living in a face me I face you house? hahahaha what kind of low ass cheap budget person are you hahaha

Are you normal 5 cedis cannot even feed one full grown man a ball of kenkey and fish hahahaha you must be a destitute to even be living amongst them hahahaha ouch

But surprisingly in spite of all these you claim Nigeria still remains the poverty capital of the world hahahaha

Is Tema( extremely close to Accra) a local place?
Give me banku two cedis,give wache 2cedis, give me rice 2cedis, beans 50 persewas.... that is all I hear. Very disgusting lazy set of people....you see a grown up woman shouting on top of her voice,give me wache 2cedis.hagahahahaha I be see things for Ghana o

Swanzi:
Hahahaha look at this lame weak comeback Mr census you went to 80% of Ghanaian homes and discovered they don’t have tv’s u see how stupid u sound hahaha

Which part of Ghana did u stay for people to worry you about a 5 cedis loaf of bread each day were u living in a face me I face you house? hahahaha what kind of low ass cheap budget person are you hahaha

Are you normal 5 cedis cannot even feed one full grown man a ball of kenkey and fish hahahaha you must be a destitute to even be living amongst them hahahaha ouch

But surprisingly in spite of all these you claim Nigeria still remains the poverty capital of the world hahahaha

Dingbat,I definitely know you are pained for exposing the embarrassing truth about Ghana..but you are pushing me too. Push me further more and I spill out more.... blockhead

aimmoney9:
It's not a wish it is already a reality...

I just know before hand....

Let's see how it goes then whether this government will withstand the nationwide protests

Wizzzzmike:
Lol you that have never been to Ghana, telling me a Ghanaian I'm a liar. You don't know sh!t about Ghana. Ghana is very expensive and 10 cedis a day is nothing ask ur fellow zoogerians.

Local dry channels still it's own channels we'll promote our own.

Only 20% of zoogerians have access to electricity and poverty capital of the world, how can poor people afford electrical appliance tell me lol. Ur a joke

30 million zoogerians have never seen light bulb turn on in their lives before lol. Ur country is a joke

I give up on you, bloody liar

aimmoney9:
What do you know?, nothing......

Only how to repeat a statement over and over again....

Robot....

I suspect you are Lai Mohammed's handler.....

Wait,is it that you are seriously wishing for fuel price hike or what?

Wizzzzmike:
Lol this dude ur funny and dumb. In Ghana the villages use more decoders than people in city lol.... Over 80% Ghanaians have access to electricity so we can pay electricity bill but we don't have TV what a dumbass illiterate lol.

5 cedis is not even enough for breakfast in Ghana. Ur a joke you think 5cedis is chicken change 5 naira lol dumbass. Don't talk about poverty cuz the last time I checked Nigeria is still the poverty capital of the world lol

Typical liar,if city where I stayed cannot afford TV,so na village go come get....

Don't tell me it's that local dry free channels you are calling decoders,am talking of decoders you subscribe to monthly ....

let me bust your bubble, they collect 10 cedis from me every week ,they say it's because am the only one using iron... later did I get to know that am being charged for the whole household and am never bothered at all,the money is there and they always see Nigerians as rich

Did you just say 5 cedis is not enough for breakfast for a Ghanaian. You must be a certified liar.....

Swanzi:




See this mumu after dealing with you properly you went to take water and come back hahahahaha
Burna boy and co are being treated like kings because is called customer care after paying hard currency to stay in a 5star hotel yes they treat you as kings nothing special at least here in Ghana there’s no threat of kidnapping which I hear is profitable profession in the zoo hahahahaha

Since you are so rich why don’t you to katsina and feed school who now eat grass to survive mumu just because of ordinary 5cedis bread hahahaha… if u don’t know is just customarily to buy bread for ur host in Ghana nothing special about it u clown hahahaha

Stop kidding urself Nigeria is just an oversized zoo an ordinary developing country with huge debt and infrastructure deficit olodo nothing even shows you are oil producing country the average Nigerian has absolutely no trickling down effect of ur oil wealth so shut up and GTFO

LoL after dealing with me? I never knew you are this dumb. So you want me to stay here morning to night and be schooling you?. Sorry I can't. I am a very busy type. Money must be made. You can continue staying here morning till night since it's obvious that your life depends on Nairaland

Swanzi:




See this mumu after dealing with you properly you went to take water and come back hahahahaha
Burna boy and co are being treated like kings because is called customer care after paying hard currency to stay in a 5star hotel yes they treat you as kings nothing special at least here in Ghana there’s no threat of kidnapping which I hear is profitable profession in the zoo hahahahaha

Since you are so rich why don’t you to katsina and feed school who now eat grass to survive mumu just because of ordinary 5cedis bread hahahaha… if u don’t know is just customarily to buy bread for ur host in Ghana nothing special about it u clown hahahaha

Stop kidding urself Nigeria is just an oversized zoo an ordinary developing country with huge debt and infrastructure deficit olodo nothing even shows you are oil producing country the average Nigerian has absolutely no trickling down effect of ur oil wealth so shut up and GTFO

Yes buying two 5 cedis bread each on daily basis is no big deal to me . It's just the manner they jump at it when I bring it home, sometimes they even fight over it. So irritating to me.
But 5 cedis to a Ghanaian is a big money. A Ghanaian can feed on 5 cedis for about two days. I started appreciating my beloved country Nigeria after being to Ghana

80% Ghanaians don't even have TV sets, those with local TV's can't afford decoders, they rely on the free local dry channels .... what kinda poor country is this.?

Swanzi:




Irredeemable clown when will u get it in your thick skull that am here because of Ghana …?
Should I sing it as a rhyme for u to understand or it because you suffer from very low IQ hahahaha abeg STFU

Of course you are here because of Ghana. There is nothing you can do in Ghana without coming to Nairaland for advice, justification etc Which other dumb excuse can you come up with? Mumu

Swanzi:
Hahahaha shut up which useless people living in abject poverty are coming to Ghana mumu are u richer than dele Mamoudu or burna boy who said emphatically that God reside in Labadi beach Accra and that’s the only place he has joy n peace of mind or wizkid who basically stays in tema LOL,you can tell those lies to ur mumu children not me,poverty capital of world is in Ghana too Abi siaa 4ku hahahahaha

Poverty capital indeed,I know you people must be treating wizkid and burnaboy as kings , they will employ your fellow Ghanaians as housemaid, laundry ,gateman,driver etc
When I was in Ghana,all those women always beg me if am going out to please buy big bread for them and which I always do .I always buy two for them ,5 cedis each. They look up to me as their savior, reasons why they told me the main reasons Ghanaians hate Nigerians... Omo Ghanaians dey suffer abeg. Even as I dey like this,I can feed 20 Ghanaians forever. Nigeria might be the poverty capital of the world on paper but the poorest man in Nigeria is an averagely rich man in Ghana. Thank God you stayed in Kaduna which is even bigger than Ghana, Kaduna is one if the poorest states we have in Nigeria but am very sure it's doing way better than Ghana