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Rumor has it that the "Ara-Orun Egungun Association" of Lagos has decided to challenge Fashola in the courts.
According to their spokes-person (He insists he is not a "person" and should be properly addressed as "Irunmole" !), Fashola has no "Locus-standi", being an ordinary mortal, to make laws affecting Ara-Orun (Celestial characters! ) and by virtue of their own constitution (a copy of which he said is available in the great beyond! ) "No Ara-orun maybe impeded by anyone, in the lawful conduct of their business"!

When further quizzed about the exact nature of their "business", he retorted rather angrily, "To chance women"!

When our Reporter pointed out to "it" that wearing the GARB does not make anyone supernatural, he took two steps backwards, made a deafening sound "Hooooaaawh" ,.,.,,  and our Reporter took to his heels! (That is a bad example of investigative journalism, l dare say!

Such is the legal battle that will now take place at the World Court in the Hague.
Rumor also has it that one of the Judges himself regularly "transforms" into an[b] Egungun[/b]!
The Judge involved denied the accusations as baseless and said it was a calculated attempt to rubbish his family name and ancestors who are all christened as "Egunjobi"!

The whole brouhaha was further compounded when one "Ara-Orun" was sighted at Mr.Biggs cooling-off with a chilled bottle of Stout and Chicken-wings!
When our Reporter sought to know why he was eating our (human) food, he retorted that "Heaven" was much coooler than over-here on earth and he needed to "cool-down" his TEMPER-ature less he becomes too aggressive to humans!

That response stomped our Reporter and when he tried to "ask another question", Ara-Orun said his "Body Temperature" was suddenly over-loading like a failed Fukishima Reactor plant and "anything-can-happen"!
Of course, our Reporter sensed danger and diplomatically said he will "be back" soon!

If you disapprove of BRF's move to poke-his-nose in matters of Ara-Orun, please donate towards our legal fund!

If you "approve" sign your name and address below and one member of the Ara-Orun community would pay you a visit to "discuss and exchange ideas"!
Hoooawh,Uunnnnnh,  iwo tani yen?


BTW: Another unconfirmed rumor has it that the only reason Ghadafi has not being killed was that he is a staunch member of the Egungun-Ara Orun!. He is reputed to have said "The NATO Coalition cannot kill me" except they burn my "Ieyewuu", (the local name for the Garb that makes the transformation possible, a sort of Time Machine, first discovered in Lagos in the dark ages!)


More information would be posted here in due course .

Fhemmmy:
Great point, i have said it before and i will say it again, He has done well to even give birth to such great idea, and no one will take that away from him, but those kinda train he is looking at is the last thing he wanna go with.
They are old and for a Nation like Nigeria where we dont do maintenance on anything, I will advice we stay away from those kinda trains . . . . again, good start and kudos to Fashola

****singing>>> i nor ONE badgood guy ooooo, Fashola!!!!****

2mch:
[size=14pt]Obama: US Moving Toward High-Speed Railways[/size]


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President Barack Obama wants the United States to join other industrialized countries in having an extensive high-speed rail system. The president has unveiled his plan to accelerate the development of high-speed rail in the U.S.

President Obama says high-speed rail could do for America what it is already doing for other countries, including China and Spain.  

"A high-speed line between Madrid and Seville is so successful that more people travel between those cities by rail than by car and airplane combined.  China, where service began just two years ago, may have more miles of high-speed rail service than any other country just five years from now," he said.

High-speed rail only serves America's Northeast corridor, between Washington, D.C. and Boston, Massachusetts.  But plans are under way to extend the rapid transit to other areas of the country.

Before leaving for Latin America, Mr. Obama outlined his two-part strategy for accelerating those plans.

http://www.voanews.com/english/news/a-13-2009-04-16-voa32-68813507.html

Nigeria is the only country always appreciating dinosaurs. rotflmao. Everybody is moving ahead

You can keep arguing if you feel like it but I think its sort of waste of time.

how can you compare lagos state with United State of A.

U smoke ganja?

2mch:
Yes actually. Nigerian's believe new and shiny things, that are efficient and life saving should only be reserved for Oyinbo people and rich people. These rich people are their politicians who steal their money and will never ride these old dinosaur train cars if their life depended on it. But will go to foreign countries and enjoy the benefit of good and transparent government. They also believe that they should go the cheapest route, even if it is okrika or second hand, so that other people our countries can believe they have some sort of infrastructure. They also do not know how to maintain anything. This is the honest truth. People, we have to do better, and emancipate ourselves from okrika culture. Because regular people are going to ride these trains, doesnt mean they deserve a molue.

Kol:
woodcook you have a point there. I think the videos are fake.

Bensonite:
My brother you are not wrong on the above assertions. This was probably a set up or 2007 elections as their is no evidence to prove that it was 2011 elections. Moreso, it can well be an acted firm to discredit the 2011 elections. Nigerians on NL believe anything posted. The case is now in the tribunal so lets see how CPC will prove that the elections were reasonably flawed.

woodcook:
My observations;
1. I thought that corpers were in charge of 2011 election, I didn't recall seeing any "corper" in those videos.
2. If that is case it is possible that this might be from different election as there was no date on the recording.
3. If the said videos were actually true why then do the people (Northerners) that help rigged PDP in went on rampage after the result was announced or where they expecting different outcome ?

Please I guess my observation may be faulty someone shld plz beat me back into line.

annawhite:
oh my GOD!day11 we are all having fun here naa
Y call me ashawo----dat was meant to be a joke
Im sorry if I've hurt u in anyway I wnt cross ya part again

I can't believe you take it personal, When you take things personally, you shift your attention from what they said or did, to how you feel. Unless you move on from that point.

You know I was only kicking wid you as well.

@mz.nectar. where u dey sef? I hope u nor be -waka-waka-baby- chu-ku-chu-ku-baby!

annawhite:
lol!
Dat guy sells guongoros 4 a living

Oh no, Annawhite of all people? Oh, shed no more of my noble blood on NL,

This is a great disgrace to my loyalty!

@Mz.nectar, Im on my keens, don't listen to her, 

Annawhite is one of those ashewo wey dey hang for street @ ikeja,

Of course you know what I do 

chelseabmw:
Two useless He-Goats

how dare you say that to me huh?

afam4eva:
Why not ban agberos altogether. So, it's ok to be an agbero but not pose as a masquerade.

Make Ahj Rafui Olohunwa nor hear dis one wey u tak oooo

ban wetin>>> NURTW

U gonna be joking