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How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Nobody: 4:39pm On May 17, 2011
It sounded funny when it first crossed my mind but i checked out the info and found out it's true. You guys can add your tips but this are the ones i noticed.

Anywhere you are in the Diaspora, you will be 90% correct if you spot a girl with the following characteristics.

1. Excessive make up and accessories.
2. A blackberry phone even though she doesn't look well Kept.
3. Artificial hair, mostly not done well enough to pass as though it's real.

If you spot any girl with the above traits, behold you have just spotted a Naija girl no matter where you are.  grin grin grin

Cheers!
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by iyatrustee(f): 4:55pm On May 17, 2011
thank you.  undecided undecided undecided undecided maybe we need to compile our list on how to spot a nigerian guy too.! BRB cool cool cool
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by MrCork17: 4:56pm On May 17, 2011
OP. you forgot one thing: English. They usualy spek pigieon english angry
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Nobody: 4:59pm On May 17, 2011
^^^^^ Yup, that's right.
@ Iya trustee, this is not a gender thing. It is a simple truth and that's how i spot them.
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by MrCork17: 5:03pm On May 17, 2011
Last time i went to Nigeria on haliday, I couldnt understand there grammar. I had to hire a translator angry
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Nobody: 5:06pm On May 17, 2011
Very funny, Did you go to Ajegule or okokomaiko? grin grin

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Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Nobody: 5:10pm On May 17, 2011
Hmm.
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by DAY12(m): 5:14pm On May 17, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Last time i went to Nigeria on haliday, I couldnt understand there grammar. I had to hire a translator angry

grin grin grin grin grin grin

I almost died of laughter
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by 190: 5:15pm On May 17, 2011
OP

You forgot that they usually go about in the streets wearing IRON WIG e.g ogugua!!  angry
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by rully2: 5:16pm On May 17, 2011
Brand_new:

Very funny, Did you go to Ajegule or okokomaiko? grin grin

Good question, your statistics are wrong  angry , not all Naija girls are like that.
The only one i can agree on is the BB stuff  smiley
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by MrCork17: 5:19pm On May 17, 2011
Brand_new:

Very funny,  Did you go to Ajegule or okokomaiko?  grin grin

i waz taken to a joint called Victoria Island in lagos. Was suprised to see goats playing on the street  angry
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Ranoscky(m): 5:24pm On May 17, 2011
Yeye naija girls.
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by ufos77: 5:32pm On May 17, 2011
You forgot to add. They usually have rotund bellies and have stretch marks on their waist
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by r231(m): 5:34pm On May 17, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Last time i went to Nigeria on haliday, I couldnt understand there grammar. I had to hire a translator angry

cheesy grin cheesy grin
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by MrCork17: 5:38pm On May 17, 2011
but still,  Nigerian females are still best in Africa .  no doubt! wink
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by 190: 5:39pm On May 17, 2011
Mr, Cork:

but still,  Nigerian females are still best in Africa .  no doubt! wink


cool cool



we cant live without them and they cant live with us (190, 2011)
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Nobody: 5:45pm On May 17, 2011
190:
OP

You forgot that they usually go about in the streets wearing IRON WIG e.g ogugua!!  angry

Maybe another Ogugua because I've never worn wig.
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by 190: 5:48pm On May 17, 2011
angry angry
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by MrCork17: 5:50pm On May 17, 2011
ogugua88. sweeery. U no your hair isnt real. dont lie!! undecided
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by r231(m): 5:52pm On May 17, 2011
^^^^^how do you know grin
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by coogar: 5:53pm On May 17, 2011
Brand_new:


It sounded funny when it first crossed my mind but i checked out the info and found out it's true. You guys can add your tips but this are the ones i noticed.

Anywhere you are in the Diaspora, you will be 90% correct if you spot a girl with the following characteristics.

1, Excessive make up and accessories.
2, A blackberry phone even though she doesn't look well Kept.
3, Artificial hair, mostly not done well enough to pass as though it's real.
If you spot any girl with the above traits, behold you have just spotted a Naija girl no matter where you are. grin grin grin

Cheers!

cheesy cheesy i had to giggle on that one.
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Natasha2(f): 5:58pm On May 17, 2011
great that means no one who sees me would know i'm Nigerian cheesy but . . cry cry cry
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by MrCork17: 5:59pm On May 17, 2011
r231:

^^^^^how do you know grin

look at the center of her head, u will see the wire she used!" wink
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by MrCork17: 6:00pm On May 17, 2011
Natasha,,:

great that means no one who sees me would know i'm Nigerian  cheesy but . . cry cry cry

^^^story! undecided
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by r231(m): 6:00pm On May 17, 2011
Mr, Cork:

look at the center of her head, u will see the wire she used!" wink

center of her head?
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by MrCork17: 6:03pm On May 17, 2011
r231:

center of her head?

yep. They never usually really have real hair! wink
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by r231(m): 6:06pm On May 17, 2011
Mr, Cork:

yep. They never usually really have real hair! wink

i see cheesy
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Natasha2(f): 6:17pm On May 17, 2011
Mr, Cork:

^^^story! undecided
where is the story?  undecided
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Nobody: 6:24pm On May 17, 2011
Mr, Cork:
yep. They[u] never usually really[/u] have real hair! wink

Never usually, hmm. So it's still possible that my hair is real.
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Nobody: 6:25pm On May 17, 2011
ufos77:

You forgot to add. They usually have rotund bellies and have stretch marks on their waist
grin grin
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by CzarChris(m): 6:49pm On May 17, 2011
Brand_new:


It sounded funny when it first crossed my mind but i checked out the info and found out it's true. You guys can add your tips but this are the ones i noticed.

Anywhere you are in the Diaspora, you will be 90% correct if you spot a girl with the following characteristics.

1, Excessive make up and accessories.
2, A blackberry phone even though she doesn't look well Kept.
3, Artificial hair, mostly not done well enough to pass as though it's real.
If you spot any girl with the above traits, behold you have just spotted a Naija girl no matter where you are.  grin grin grin

Cheers!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin LMFAO
The amazing thing they don't even know how to use a BB, they just ping, call and facebook finish, total under-utilization of the poor gadget.
Soon they'll be after tablets pc's, cos it's the in thing naija girls are so daft angry angry angry
The fake hair? embarassed embarassed A whole new issue, it smells like rotten egg, just let that cheap hair spray dry-off, even the flies will run for their dear life. Thats will they carry a sharp stick around to scratch their scalp with. embarassed embarassed GROSS!!! embarassed angry
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by MMM2(m): 7:24pm On May 17, 2011
dey alwayz wear G -STRING.

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