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How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Nobody: 4:39pm On May 17, 2011 |
It sounded funny when it first crossed my mind but i checked out the info and found out it's true. You guys can add your tips but this are the ones i noticed. Anywhere you are in the Diaspora, you will be 90% correct if you spot a girl with the following characteristics. 1. Excessive make up and accessories. 2. A blackberry phone even though she doesn't look well Kept. 3. Artificial hair, mostly not done well enough to pass as though it's real. If you spot any girl with the above traits, behold you have just spotted a Naija girl no matter where you are. Cheers! |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by iyatrustee(f): 4:55pm On May 17, 2011 |
thank you. maybe we need to compile our list on how to spot a nigerian guy too.! BRB |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by MrCork17: 4:56pm On May 17, 2011 |
OP. you forgot one thing: English. They usualy spek pigieon english |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Nobody: 4:59pm On May 17, 2011 |
^^^^^ Yup, that's right. @ Iya trustee, this is not a gender thing. It is a simple truth and that's how i spot them. |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by MrCork17: 5:03pm On May 17, 2011 |
Last time i went to Nigeria on haliday, I couldnt understand there grammar. I had to hire a translator |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Nobody: 5:06pm On May 17, 2011 |
Very funny, Did you go to Ajegule or okokomaiko? 1 Like |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Nobody: 5:10pm On May 17, 2011 |
Hmm. |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by DAY12(m): 5:14pm On May 17, 2011 |
Mr, Cork: I almost died of laughter |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by 190: 5:15pm On May 17, 2011 |
OP You forgot that they usually go about in the streets wearing IRON WIG e.g ogugua!! |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by rully2: 5:16pm On May 17, 2011 |
Brand_new: Good question, your statistics are wrong , not all Naija girls are like that. The only one i can agree on is the BB stuff |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by MrCork17: 5:19pm On May 17, 2011 |
Brand_new: i waz taken to a joint called Victoria Island in lagos. Was suprised to see goats playing on the street |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Ranoscky(m): 5:24pm On May 17, 2011 |
Yeye naija girls. |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by ufos77: 5:32pm On May 17, 2011 |
You forgot to add. They usually have rotund bellies and have stretch marks on their waist |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by r231(m): 5:34pm On May 17, 2011 |
Mr, Cork: |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by MrCork17: 5:38pm On May 17, 2011 |
but still, Nigerian females are still best in Africa . no doubt! |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by 190: 5:39pm On May 17, 2011 |
Mr, Cork: we cant live without them and they cant live with us (190, 2011) |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Nobody: 5:45pm On May 17, 2011 |
190: Maybe another Ogugua because I've never worn wig. |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by 190: 5:48pm On May 17, 2011 |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by MrCork17: 5:50pm On May 17, 2011 |
ogugua88. sweeery. U no your hair isnt real. dont lie!! |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by r231(m): 5:52pm On May 17, 2011 |
^^^^^how do you know |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by coogar: 5:53pm On May 17, 2011 |
Brand_new: i had to giggle on that one. |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Natasha2(f): 5:58pm On May 17, 2011 |
great that means no one who sees me would know i'm Nigerian but . . |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by MrCork17: 5:59pm On May 17, 2011 |
r231: look at the center of her head, u will see the wire she used!" |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by MrCork17: 6:00pm On May 17, 2011 |
Natasha,,: ^^^story! |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by r231(m): 6:00pm On May 17, 2011 |
Mr, Cork: center of her head? |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by MrCork17: 6:03pm On May 17, 2011 |
r231: yep. They never usually really have real hair! |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by r231(m): 6:06pm On May 17, 2011 |
Mr, Cork: i see |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Natasha2(f): 6:17pm On May 17, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:where is the story? |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Nobody: 6:24pm On May 17, 2011 |
Mr, Cork: Never usually, hmm. So it's still possible that my hair is real. |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by Nobody: 6:25pm On May 17, 2011 |
ufos77: |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by CzarChris(m): 6:49pm On May 17, 2011 |
Brand_new:LMFAO The amazing thing they don't even know how to use a BB, they just ping, call and facebook finish, total under-utilization of the poor gadget. Soon they'll be after tablets pc's, cos it's the in thing naija girls are so daft The fake hair? A whole new issue, it smells like rotten egg, just let that cheap hair spray dry-off, even the flies will run for their dear life. Thats will they carry a sharp stick around to scratch their scalp with. GROSS!!! |
Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by MMM2(m): 7:24pm On May 17, 2011 |
dey alwayz wear G -STRING. |
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