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Happy Sunday!!!

Happy Sunday!!!

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@Ladygaga,

I can make you go GAGA!!!

Try me.

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@ Battery,

ur grah-grah is becoming too much.

Just a pale of warra splashed on ya coconut head!!!!

You re DEAD!

Dyt:
I can almost do anyth n everyth in public wit him

U can phuck him 2?

*Wonders Shall never end*

Chai, E woooooooooooo.

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I know dat song.

*Shina Peters*

Why I Fired My Secretary


Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.'

I thought,

Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids,
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss,
and by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me.'

I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !'

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day,
We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do we ?'

I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'

She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, 'Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going
to step into the bedroom for just a moment.  I'll be right back.'

'Ok.' I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ,
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.


And I just sat there,

On the couch,

NAK-ED.

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Where are dha moderators?

Dis a romance section not a battle field

Lock dis thread NOW!!!!!!!!!

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Abeg, dont disrespect NL ladies.

They are beautiful and intelligent, the only probs is just dat, they look like a man!

igbo boy:
Some of una wey be men for here una dey 4uck up abeg make una try lock up,

We know say D'banj no ugly but the way una just dey defend and fight for the guy persin go think say im dey give you prick or you dey trip for am, Abeg if u are not a girl stop fighting for if he is cute or not ah ah

I think d topic is beyond ur thinking~

Go and sleep son!

Nurrin do you jare!

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