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o'll boy your babe fine well ooo
but maybe this man can help her

the prophecy don carry virus enter my computer

am still laughing!!

did you hear abt the professor that went and slept in a fridge cause he is feeling hot?

did you hear abt the professor that went and slept in a fridge cause he is feeling hot?

this is

well, u guys thax for the answer.
romade?he may probably be,
obasanjo,huuuuu, he may be you know monkey families are somehow rude.
but here is the story,
a man was making call one day and he only has 5 naira 50 kobo left as airtime so he eventual;ly got a flashing from his boss at work and he decided to show the boss that he is senior by calling him back, so he dial the number and he started talking, so the boss was just telling him he didnt has airtime that's why he flashed,as they were disscusing this he just hear a voice from the sim service provider that (ur account is low please recharge ur account) the man was so angry he just call the customer care and said you people are so stupid and very rude can't you tell me that you want to cut the phone and give me 2 minute so that i will round up my conversation? eyin alaileko buruku. nonsence u dont even have respect for elders you just cut the phone nonsence!!.
so you guys can see our service providers are the rudest people in nigeria cause they wount even tell us before cutting the phone when our airtime is finished.
and remember they may even be obasanjo family who knows(cause he brought phone to nigeria) so they may be of the same family(monkey family) and maybe, romade is also their family member.

poor head

man u're just 2 good, no mind them chelsy sucks ass
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hey dudes in here as you can see am a new member, i will rather do this first.
i want to ask you all a question please you will all answer me before i go answer n'na back
please can anybody tell me the rudest person in this our nigeria?
answer this all of you! and i will then give you the right answer.

yeah guyz my joke is base on your famous musician (d'banj),pls pardon me the fans but i simply want to tell you guyz how he got one of the title for one of his album "ogbona felifeli"   it happened like this, one day he and don jazzy was travelling along the road side with their car when they got to a checking point with an hausa mobile police on duty,their conversation goes like this,
hausa man:chei,i want make all of us i come than frm that motto
d'banj&don jazzy:ok were comming down officer
hausa man:chei na me i de call am por officer?na my mother and papa be oppicer sege, dan iska yaro
d'banj&don jazzy:eassy officer
hausa man:to na wetin i dey por my boot?
d'banj&don jazzy:nothin
hausa man:[/b]ok i say make i come down pirst.
[b]d'banj:[/b]no longthing
[b]hausa man:[/b]chei i dey telle me say my koboko i no long kwo?officer give am por me por long koboko their.
    they bring the koboko for the hausa offficer and he begin to wipe d'banj,
  the first time he says:henhen am d'banj
  second time he says:no long thing
  third time he says:is don hazzy again
   na so they leave d'banj,come go meet don jazzy start to dey beat am
first don jazzy too wan do like big boy but when the koboko enter am he halla(shouts)
  [b]"OGBONA FELIFELI"bi amala to jinna gangan,