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Two Black Balls by bigfather(m): 6:15am On Jan 23, 2009
One day at school a teacher said, "Class I'm going to give
you a question every Friday. If you answer it correctly,
then you do not have to come to school on the following
Monday."

The first Friday arrived and the teacher asked, "How many
stars are in the sky?"

No one was able to answer.

The next Friday the teacher asked, "How many fish are in the
sea?"

Again, no one was able to answer.

Then one student had an idea. He got two big bouncy balls
and painted them black. On Friday, before she asked the
question, he threw the balls in one of the aisles. The
teacher asked, "Who's the guy with the big black balls?"

The kid yelled, "Bill Cosby! See ya next Tuesday!"
Re: Two Black Balls by Gabry(f): 6:39am On Jan 23, 2009
tongue
Re: Two Black Balls by clemcykul(f): 11:53am On Jan 23, 2009
tuck that tongue inside, are u a bingo

@post lool
Re: Two Black Balls by Ben13: 11:58am On Jan 23, 2009
let her be

@post.
grin
Re: Two Black Balls by Nobody: 1:27pm On Jan 23, 2009
The kid yelled, "Bill Cosby! See ya next Tuesday
!"
see ya
Re: Two Black Balls by origina9ja(f): 4:23pm On Jan 23, 2009
cool
Re: Two Black Balls by romsky: 2:16pm On Jan 24, 2009
huh
Re: Two Black Balls by mykali(m): 5:56pm On Jan 25, 2009
lolito grin
Re: Two Black Balls by origina9ja(f): 11:25am On Jan 26, 2009
wetting be dat
Re: Two Black Balls by Ben13: 11:29am On Jan 26, 2009
prophecy
Re: Two Black Balls by clemcykul(f): 3:48pm On Jan 26, 2009
prophet of doom
Re: Two Black Balls by mykali(m): 7:25pm On Jan 27, 2009
the end is very NEAR shocked shocked shocked embarassed cry i need to repent oh.
Re: Two Black Balls by Ben13: 11:04am On Jan 28, 2009
someone else interpreted shocked
Re: Two Black Balls by yysl: 2:26pm On Jan 28, 2009
apoti*eri:

avalancheversaceguccicorduroypachemine
apoti*esu u too dey speak latin,gobee grin
Re: Two Black Balls by dayamond(m): 5:30pm On Jan 30, 2009
the prophecy don carry virus enter my computer shocked
Re: Two Black Balls by Ben13: 5:32pm On Jan 30, 2009
you no get anti-virus?
Re: Two Black Balls by dani1luv: 5:57pm On Jan 30, 2009
ask google
Re: Two Black Balls by mykali(m): 4:24pm On Feb 01, 2009
google also has virus
Re: Two Black Balls by dani1luv: 4:28pm On Feb 01, 2009
then go yahoo!!! angry
Re: Two Black Balls by clemcykul(f): 9:09am On Feb 02, 2009
no i wunt
Re: Two Black Balls by Ben13: 10:34am On Feb 02, 2009
'cos am very busy
Re: Two Black Balls by clemcykul(f): 11:45am On Feb 02, 2009
thanks P.A grin
Re: Two Black Balls by Ben13: 1:42pm On Feb 02, 2009
U r welcome boss angry
Re: Two Black Balls by mykali(m): 7:16pm On Feb 02, 2009
okay, Hugo. . . grin
Re: Two Black Balls by dani1luv: 7:21pm On Feb 02, 2009
okay
Re: Two Black Balls by clemcykul(f): 9:52am On Feb 03, 2009
dani ki lon shele?

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