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(Mexicans are not mafians...are they?)

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My names are Ado John Sule. I lives at Maroko, I does business in Iyana Ipaja. I loves kulikuli very well. So, babe, do you likes me? Will you grees for me

er....can I have Teresa's fone num please?

well, u can use it to toast a babe that likes the movie (H/potter)...I think....

Organism

(well, Pelvis reminds me of Elvis. So there @nike )

bones...(@nike...elvis was king of rock ..ask any white person...)

elvis...(is he still dead)

tail

soft

Not the police...you'll first have to ''settle'' before they admit that you were not carrying a concealed weapon...even when they already know the truth.

tube

Don't start angel...ppl will want to know what else is big in my pocket

Aresto momentum,Lapisto ridiculet,Gelestia Marantes:

Meaning:Honey, I've been watching Harry Porter, what about you?

I came across some Asian monks raising up a long pole. They had a long measuring tape handy too. They would raise up the pole, climb over each other with the guy on top holding the tape and they will attempt to get to the top of the pole. Of course they always stumble and fall down in a huge pile...and then they would repeat the process again.
''Hey guys, what are you up to?'' I asked.
''We be try measure the height of pole'' one of dem replied.
''Er...won't it be better to just put the pole on the ground and measure it before raising it up?'' I suggested
''you dummy!!!'' he retorted '' we be want to measure the height of pole...not it's Fugging length!!!''

fireworks

I use a Motorola A835. It's huge!!! and I can't even find a case so I can strap it to my belt. I have to keep it my pocket. It feels like a pistol...

anger

C'mon ppl...she's a black woman..black box...duh

Naija women could be smart u know...
A plane was about to crash and 3 women were planning how they would be rescued after the crash. The jewish woman put on her expensive diamonds...''the rescuers will see the sparkle and rescue me first'' she reasoned. The French woman started applying her make-up..''well, I hope they see all the colour combination and they get to rescue me first''.
The Nigeria woman stripped naked just a few seconds to the crash. ''Why did u do that?'' the other ladies asked her.
''Well, everybody knows that the first thing they look for after a plane crash is...the black box!''

Tayotina,...It's definitely NOT ok by me...we don't want ppl knowing the details eh..when flirting becomes open, it ceases to be exciting. It needs to be secret, with a hint of ''the forbidden''..that's what makes it fun...yep.

Nah...I ain't talking...Ioma, u can't pay me enough to hear it, and Tayo will kill me...remember..''hell hath no fury like a woman......''