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The TMA (Theatre and Media Art) departmental building sef for my school FUOYE sef big pass this sh!t.

Man Must Survive, it's just our Natural Nigerian survival instinct.

I sensed something bad this morning, that's why I didn't even bother going to school. As ah dry like this na Ire I dry from there na Lagos ah dey go so cause ah know say all these kain thing no dey soon with wetin dey happen for Oye.





RIP to those student who lost their lives.

Hakuna Matata!

Welcome to reality bruh. Better Coman beg Nigerians and Wizkid fans, we're the ones in charge of your destiny.

But the "hater" no lie na, if her papa no get money she no fit popular like this

Lol. Once scored 295 and still didn't get admitted. Naija worse na! Na today?!

MadCow1:
I wonder if there is a ranking for World's most Useless Universities..





Who can guess the Nigerian University that would be number one..



Free recharge card for the correct answer.

Unilorin

Please, who's this Asa?

How this wan take affect Dollar wey dey 250??

Ofcourse what do you expect this is Nigeria. You have to count the money before leaving the ATM sef. Even the machines aren't trusted in Nigeria

LMAO. @ mods abeg move this post go front page. 😂😂😂😂

Bayern to win both halves! Full time score 4-0.

Chelsea would win the Champions league this season! Remember 2012

So na Arsenal wey be like whether no dey spoil ticket ba? OP you don high walahi! :>

Why is it Stephen then?

nobilis:
Well, if it wasn't Charles nor Clinton, it's Stephen then.

You have to explain how you derived your answer.

donTbone:
You are wrong...its neither of em!

You're wrong!

nobilis:
Charles (not so sure tho')

Wrong,try harder!

kilokeys:
Clinton

Wrong!

donTbone:
This is really god to keep me busy!

Guessed: Clinton solved it and he used probability to guess the colour of his own cap. 2C1



Lemme know the answer please

.......Three Men Charles,Stephen and Clinton were caught stealing so the King sent them to the dungeon. The King later decided to give them a chance. He made them stand in a line and put Caps pn their heads. He told them by solving a riddle their freedom is guaranteed. Here's the riddle:

''Each of you has a Cap on your head. You do not know the colour of the Cap on your own head. If one of you can guess the colour of the Cap on your head,i'll let you free. But before answer you must keep standing in this line. You cannot turn around. So here are my only hints: There are only Black and White Caps. At least one Cap is Black,At least one is White.
''Charles couldn't see any Caps. Stephen could see Charles' Cap but not his own. Clinton could see both Stephen's and Charles' Cap but not his own. After a minute nobody had solved the riddle,but then a short while later,one of them solved the riddle.


Who solved the riddle and how did he know??

Unfortunately for us,this bros talk seems right!

xamuelotu:
Southern part of nigeria is more richer than bill gate, wait make dangote finish him refinery him go dey struggle num one spot with bill gate

I hope you know what you're saying and do you know what GDP Per Capita means?

[b] The world's richest man, Bill Gates, can do a
heck of a whole lot with his $72 billion
worth.

1. The Richest Man In the World
Gates was in No. 1 position on the Forbes list from 1995 to 2007 and again in 2009. On May 16 Bloomberg announced that Bill Gates was back on top with an estimated net worth of $72.7 billion.

2. He is One Of the Richest Countries In the World, Too
If Bill Gates were a country, he would be the
37th richest country on earth. *Richer than Naija sef*

3. He Knew He'd Be Filthy Rich In school he bragged to his teachers that he would be a millionaire by the time he was 30; he was a billionaire by 31.

4. It's Literally Not Worth His time to Pick Up a Dropped $100 Bill From the Ground With a worth of $72 billion, a 6% rate of return would earn Gates roughly $114.16 per second he is alive, making it a poor investment for Bill Gates to bother picking up
a $100 bill if he dropped it.

5. He's a Big Spender Bill Gates has donated more than $26 billion dollars to philanthropic causes through the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. That includes $10 billion for vaccine research over
the next ten years.

6. His First Big Sale Bill Gates’ first computer program sale was at 17 for $4,200. He sold a time-tabling system to his high school. Not too bad for a start.

7. What It Would Take For Him to Lose Everything Bill Gates is 57 this year. If we assume that he will live for another 33 years, he has to spend $6 million per day to use up all of his wealth.

8. He Can Give Everyone On Earth $10 and Still Be Loaded If he gave everyone on Earth $10 this Christmas, he’d still have $2.26 billion left.

9. His Kids Aren't Loaded Gates is only going to give a minuscule amount to his kids. “I don’t think that amount of money would be good for them.They have to find their own way. They will be given an unbelievable education and that will all be paid for. And certainly anything related
to health issues we will take care of. But in
terms of their income, they will have to pick a
job they like and go to work,” Gates said. *Ah for don jazz am since if na my papa*

10. Frozen Assets
If Microsoft Windows’ users could $1 for every time their Microsoft Windows freezes, Bill Gates would be bankrupt in about three days!  [/b]

devonpaul:
Lol bruh, ya wicked *cries in lagoon*

I get bucket for here oh!

devonpaul:
dear pamela.. its pronounced *Dumbest*

The P in that "dumpest" stands for the Problem she has

myqel:
Nice list...dat number 2 got me cracking to d extent dat I mistakenly slapped my uncle




Number 6: When u realized she's not good on bed as she claimed especially when she can't give u different styles than missionary style

N:B...Elephant style is my best style in $ex

Brother , you run a brothel?

rottennaija:
OP, please organise your content for easy readability. Change the font color to black

Done

Pamelayoung:
Dis is d dumpest post I ever read on NL mtcheeeeew

The lagoon isn't far though

There is a concise expression that the
measure you give is the measure you
shall receive. (garbage in, garbage
out).

Before I start, I want you all to know
that no matter how we try embellish
pre-marital se x, it will never change
the fact that it’s EVIL, so all ye
Pastors, relax your mind because this
is not to lure people into premarital
$ex (make una no quote Bible for my
head oooo)
And lastly, if you are bereft of good
comprehension skills, kindly meet
with your neighbour(s) with good
comprehension skills for better
explanation
Here I go
5 Reasons Why Some Guys Dump Ladies
After Getting Under Their Skirts

1. She Doesn’t Have A Good Record
Ladies, are you aware that guys
make research before wooing you?
Ooooh yes !!! They might ask quite a
few numbers of people who know
you well but may not be in talking
terms with you. When he gets a
negative report like, that babe sure
gan oooooo, na so she dey park men
up and down.. My dear, to be frank,
if he doesn’t have church mind, he
will also want to mark register

2. She’s Deceitful
Who likes to mingle with a deceitful
lady ?
A lady who deceives a guy with
padded br@ and p@nt will
definitely bite her fingers at the end
of the day. If he later gets to know
that your bosoms and buttocks are as
flat as 2B exercise book, never blame
him if he dumps your a$$ aftermath
of love making

3. She Lied About Being A Virgin
Guys hate when ladies lie about
being virgins. If you lie about being
a virgin and he later gets to know
that you are as wide as Lagos-Ibadan
expressway after two years of
celibacy. He will definitely zoom off
at Usain Bolt pace.

4. She Turned Him Into A Maga
My research and finding have shown
that when a guy pays your bill out of
his kind gesture and he realizes you
go about telling people that he’s a
maga. He will treat you like a money
(use of banaba) and waves goodbye
the moment he gets under your skirt

5. She Acts Like A Peacock
Guys love ladies who give them
tough time but your shakara must be
done with moderation or else, your
excess pride, shakara and yanga will
make him dump your a$$ after the
deed. He might just like, upon all my
stress and dis girl yeye shakara, no
be she I bleep so ? Upon say she
make everything hard as LASU Post
UME exam.
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