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Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 10:17am On Jan 12, 2015

Bleshh:
WILL U SHARRAP !!

i said come on Wednesday

tanks for ur concern

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 10:37pm On Jan 11, 2015

Bleshh:
Sha do am first, i really want to find out jor!

do it for Us all!!! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

ehh, God don dey show me my enemies small small

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 10:28pm On Jan 11, 2015

I don tell my pop, he talk say whether true or not, I shld commot his house 2mao

I don dey pack my load impromptu

I won buy sm clothes 2mao b4, plan don fail nw

I dey wait for delivery of my new pone on wed, plan don fail nw

I won go sign d remaining 3 affidavit for court 2mao, plan don fail nw

I won take free passport photographs 2mao b4, plan don fail nw

d two advantages wey dey involved be
-I won buy smting frm my frnd 2mao bt my money no reach, so I no won buy again bt tank God say I dey commot 2mao, I don see excuse wey I go give
-malle don dey put pressure on me say I must barb my hair b4 I leave for school on wed bt since na quick-quick leave I won do 2mao, I sure say she go forget

HIPPIE! !!!!

AK city, I dey kum 2mao wit my 20 congos of 'Garri oyo'

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 9:51pm On Jan 11, 2015

Bleshh:
But why??

ok, come on Wed , make we test wetin Futa go do for people who wan come late.

na nw nw I confirm say u hate me
...bet y? ehn? na me u won use do experiment
wetin I do u

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 9:47pm On Jan 11, 2015

bt na on or b4 RESUMPTION dem wryt nw
...resumption is anytime from monday, doesn't neccessarily mean monday gan-gan

ENGLISH LANGUAGE NA BASTARD!!!

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Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 9:38pm On Jan 11, 2015

bettygirl97:
that's what he said to him o.. Dunno if its general... If there's a problem, I would go and meet him and he would help me out.

I won die oo...na wed me dey kum and dis one wey blesh dey talk na die

...bettygal, abeg help me beg ur dad to call d prof to ask if we fit submit am anyday this week cos me neva prepare enof to kum 2mao ooooo

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 8:17pm On Jan 09, 2015

[quote
author=Owlumeday post=29647098]Hey guys just got d info on futa
admission guide page on fb dat we wud need to download d affidavit and
duplicate it to 4 and get it sign d 4 in d court. Bt d shit here now is
dat i already stamped and signed only one copy. Na wa for dis sch
ooo[/quote]wat huh

?...

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 7:54pm On Jan 09, 2015*

[quote
author=israelboy1 post=29624489]guy...aba....lolzzzz....write name for plate again....wat abt spoon,
cup....make d person even write name for d food stuffs him get...nd d
ones him dey cook too....lolzzz

like seriously, if u re nt careless with any of ur belongings.......no
one is ready to steal ur tinses[/quote]d new stove i bought lasted for 3 weeks...only d stove stand survived

such a cruel world wit cruel ppl aving cruel intentions due to deir cruel behaviours and cruel acts.

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 7:48pm On Jan 09, 2015

israelboy1:
u no sabi anytin....wait for 200level second semester wen una go do csp......u go pack shit self....

aigoo!
hw csp take relate to archtctur huh

...dis sch sf

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 7:45pm On Jan 09, 2015

Horluwahighdee:
NA U 2...God bleshh u dats al i av 4 u... back 2 sender

lol....tanks anyway

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Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 11:25pm On Jan 08, 2015

Bleshh:
*picks up Microphone from Dayzzy*

Ehmm ehhhmm..

NOCTURNAL -
having things to do partaking to Night! Like eating at night, e.t.c ( or stealing food at night!! )

EMMISION- process of emmiting or releasing out a substance from a partucular body

NOW, MR DAYZZY ,combined the two words together,

leaving us with NOCTURNAL EMMISION!!!

I no go lie uuu, only one thing came to my mind!! hehehehe!!

*sings in Olamides voice*

OTI MU DONGOYARO

HAAA, MONKEY TAIL

BAMI GBE CLARO

I WANT TO DO SINA TODAY!!

*forgets to drop mic*.
*takes it home*

*remembers that i didnt drop the mic*...

*runs back to thread*

*DROPS MIC*

i told u, he knws ~~almost~~ evrytin

as explained above,
it is d process of emmiting or releasing out a substance from a partucular body at Night
(na im xplain am o, no b me)

tanks for d info jare, i knew u wnt fail me

raise ur hand if u stil dnt understnd

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 11:05pm On Jan 08, 2015

seguncool13:
cuz I hear say dem dey fap tinz 4 hostel gan o
cuz I hear say dem dey fap tinz 4 hostel gan o

infact, dnt kum wit breakable plates( dnt knw y ppl call it unbreakable wen we al knw it often breaks)
its beta to use stainless plates since its easy to write ur name on it using compass

jst an advice

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 11:05pm On Jan 08, 2015

seguncool13:
cuz I hear say dem dey fap tinz 4 hostel gan o
cuz I hear say dem dey fap tinz 4 hostel gan o

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 11:02pm On Jan 08, 2015

seguncool13:
n Futa tab n wardrobe n cupboard n bags

u grab.
Heard dem dy steal stove also. Jst customize ur stove nd u r free frm theives

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 11:01pm On Jan 08, 2015

worisj:
*Catches him b4 he sneaks out hits him hard on the stomach* oya come explain wetin u mean by nocturnal emission ?

oga blesh go explain
he understands almost evrytin

*dnt read beyond if u aint blesh*

pls help me xplain it to im; i neva knw d meaning. Na 1 spirit push me, I jst write am noni. Help me pls

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 10:52pm On Jan 08, 2015

Bleshh:
See as una dey sound like MERLIN

oga Park well jare

dats d drill!

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 10:41pm On Jan 08, 2015

seguncool13:
padlock nko

yp, to lock laptop

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 10:40pm On Jan 08, 2015

Horluwahighdee:
oga dayzzy,israelboy1,u boi dey hail u o,

baba na u o..wetin u gt for boys nw
HNY btw.

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 10:39pm On Jan 08, 2015

Bleshh:
Sharrap jor!!

if na u dey smooch d babe nw , una no go talk like ds ooo!!

Naijas are Hypocrites oo, chei!!

over ur dead body
me ke? I guess u neva pass thru dat place b4
*in horrifying voice*
it is a place where snakes, lions and eagles live
place of evil
pigs,livestocks & cow made it their sh*tting place
it is a place where ppl faint
it is a place of death!

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 10:25pm On Jan 08, 2015

iamphilips:
Check list notification: mosquito net, sweater for cold,manual blender,pressing iron, stove, soapbox, towel, bedspread, blanket, detergent, tomato paste, hanger, disinfectant. Pls add urs so that we can knw what we are missing. Lets help each other.

*sneaks in*

ehmm, na three bedspread e suppose be..in case u hav nocturnal emission..jst saying

*sneaks out*
lipsrsealed

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 9:56pm On Jan 08, 2015

holareh:
For ur dirty mind abi lolz just wanna advice him privately ni ooo

eh en
*coughs*
..me too nid ur advice; privately
hw we go meet nw

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 9:55pm On Jan 08, 2015

israelboy1:
...na 20naira u go dey think abt to go....bt...short cut dey sha... malu road ....lolzzz...kai.,

i hate dat road die...na to say i won vomit
yet i used to c ppl smooching for that place; kai!
Dirty ppl

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 5:34pm On Jan 07, 2015

Kyl4God:
Someone should pls respond.

its beta nt to do it in judiciary court since it's addressed to high court...u go stil mit ppl for high court, bt na mony e go cost u

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Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 5:15pm On Jan 07, 2015

Owlumeday:
ahahah u enta unilag or oou u go c cars. Bt forget ooo as per fashion nd formin na unilag dey lead

fashion? U mean #3500 clothe nd #1500 footwear?
Ppl wey dy form no get much dough.

Wel i neva enta unilag b4. So i wil jst shut up

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Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 5:00pm On Jan 07, 2015

Philipswit fuvkd up big tym..holareh don dy fall for im, he then disappeared for no reason.

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Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 4:41pm On Jan 07, 2015

Owlumeday:
ma guy wen we er talking abt big boys, u will droll wen u enta unilag.

na lie, lautech guys r richer than...fresher than..hotter than...olodo-er than...

Na lautech i first c range rover 2015 model.
Oya talk anoda 1

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Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 2:42pm On Jan 07, 2015*

Wich kind yeye sch u ppl dy mention, wen lautech dey ground u dy mention oau n unilag.
Big boys plenty for lautech(sm ritual), bt ntin compared to my sch in dubai(american university of dubai)

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Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 11:20am On Jan 07, 2015

Owlumeday:
hope u take ur medicine dis mowin sha?

I'm just living life (Hey, hey)

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Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 10:37am On Jan 07, 2015

I feel like singing

I ain't got no type (Nah)
Bad bitches is the only thing that I like (Woo)
You ain't got no life (Nah)
Cups with the ice and we do this every night (Hey)
I ain't check the price (I got it)
I make my own money so I spend it how I like (Woo)
I'm just living life (Hey, hey)
And let my momma tell it nigga I ain't living right (Yup)

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 10:36am On Jan 07, 2015

Owlumeday:
bro i hail oooo. Wen me i dey com plain say my sch increase my sch fee to 40k. bro i hail oooo. Wen me i dey com plain say my sch increase my sch fee to 40k.

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Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 1:50am On Jan 07, 2015

Its jst nt gud to brag...hw much r dey paying in st greg?

I had my sec sch education in Grange School Lagos at #4.5mil per annum, wat is dis one nw saying ...mtchww

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Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 1:43am On Jan 07, 2015

jesus!! What dah phuck r u saying If u can drive me, there is a toyota 4runner jeep at home.....if u drive me to akure, ull bring the car back home. Popsi would only allow me stay in school wif a car in 200level.....and we got no driver.

pathetic!...makes me wanna cry sha cry

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