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Do us a favour and kill yourself

Cinderella5:
visit the nearest psychatric hospital pls.

Go Bleep yoursef

Cherie04:
you honestly are

Nice write up but people don't read this kinda shit on nairaland. misguided youths everywhere here.

The African race is at the bottom of the racial ladder because of Nigeria; we are ignorant savages that care less of anything. We just consume. But there are new African nations that are rising up to the challenge; Ghana, tanzania and zimbabwe are beacons of hope for the black African continent; not Nigeria. nigeria is a colossal failure.

Kai.....

ZAWs:
Tecno, infinix and their kinds na apology.
I rather use 2013 Samsung, HTC, LG than these 2017 Chinese roadside substandard plastic toys.
When you tell them how dangerous these roadside substandard failures are to use; they would be equating them to STANDARD PHONES. Telling you they have eyes and ears scanners, pepper spray etc.
That phone would have stopped charging if it were a STANDARD PHONE once it detects a power surge.
Nonsense

ikoyi prison posh na... dey for send am go kiri kiri prisons

JamieHotSource:
Embattled movie marketer and alleged fraudster, Seun Egbegbe has spent 100 days in prison according to reports.

The lanky showbiz promoter continues to wane in the general cell of Ikoyi prisons where he has taken residence. Family and friends of Egbegbe have not been able to secure his bail.

According to a source close to Egbegbe, friends and benefactors have abandoned him, leaving him to bear his cross alone “Now, the frequency of people visiting him in the prison has reduced drastically. All his friends and followers have deserted him.

They are afraid of being implicated. It is only his heavily pregnant girlfriend, Nikky Berry and his parents that visit him now.

They still prepare his food from home. Most of his girlfriends and those he supports financially have deserted him. Nikky is the only girl left with him now” the source said.

In addition, no one wants to stand as surety for Egbegbe due to the strict nature of the bail conditions.

According to the source:”Things are not as expected at all. He earlier thought it was a child’s play. It’s now he understands better the kind of situation he is in. I learnt that his family has since been running from pillar to post to get him out of detention, but their efforts are yet to yield the desired results as nobody is ready to stand as surety for him because of the stringent conditions attached.”

Recall that Seun Egbege was arrested for allegedly defrauding some Bureau De Change operatives of over N40 million, between 2016 and February 2017. He has been granted bail since February of N5 million with two sureties each in a sum of N2.5 million.

Justice Oguntoyinbo of the Federal High Court in Lagos ruled that Mr. Egbegbe be granted bail once he meets his bail requirements.





SOURCE: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/05/filmmaker-seun-egbegbe-abandoned-by.html


Lalasticlala mynd44

OAM4J, mynd44... do the needful. not every time fake & irrelevant news, sometimes educate people as well.

thank you my friend

whisky before beer you are in the clear... Beer before whisky is risky.

Those who drink with sense will attest to this fact. You do not binge on Big stouts and then proceed to guzzle on liquor too. There is no better way to make a fool of yourself. And even if you manage to not act the fool by emptying your guts for the world to see, i guaranty your next morning would be graciously spent swearing you will never drink again.

The mantra of alcohol consumption is in its moderation by the user. Always drink responsibly

I want to categorically state how disappointed males act in this section of the NL forum. They go about seeking approval from the very few girls (who often play to their deluded fantasies to stoke their non-existent ego) and then proceed to display either a fvckboi attitude or a sickening perverted nature. Both very unintelligent actions.

Let me state that I am not here to seek anyone's attention or attraction. I am not a kid, so put some respek when u address me and u shall recieve back in abundance. I am only here to protect mine.

I am anonymous on nairaland by choice and always will be.

I have nothing to fear. But my disgressors have everything to be afraid of. The wrath of my *chi* is unforgiven

I have neither stolen another man's ox nor coveted another man's wife/gf.

I am anonymous because a man in a masks has nothing to fear, and provides lesser targets for transgressors.

Give a man a mask and he will say the truth.


PS: FTbomb u can go eat SHlT

THEASSASSlN

FTbomb:
[s][/s]you're just another bloody coward hiding under a strange moniker to throw shades. your father should be really proud of you for taking after him....

idiota!

I bow for u o... whats being a coward wearing a mask in a faceless forum.

Robbers wear masks, heros wear mask, secret agents wear masks, executioners wear masks, everyday people wear masks in society... it goes on and on

There is a saying; give a man a mask and he will tell the truth.

Now the truth about u is that u know nothing and have experienced very little

Now let me tell u something

You are too shallow myopic and degenerate to understand things from my perspective

Look at this w@nker telling me off. This is yuh head on a spike if u quote me again. Low life

I only called u to order initially. U don't know me, but I can reach u

FTbomb:
and who's this nameless bastard?

Maluu, na from clap e dey take enter dance. Get lost or try yaself.

Stupid bloke. U can't keep yuh mouth shut can u?

FTbomb:
but you were tipsy; i saw your eyes getting smaller and smaller. you almost slept off in that dude with dark shades' arms.
curious, in real life you're very quiet but a potential troll on nairaland..

U overused ragged blanket, what did this young lady say that defies belief. She has every right to state her opinion and its very reasonable.

Bum head, that is independent, with a stupid sense of proportion... its yuh kind that voted in this composite government of lies with a senile PoS as CinC. You yuhself, u are a gullible, no brained zombie who lacks understanding and sees things from a myopic PoV.

For one she has got every right to still be in her fathers house, eat her mothers food, and still give an opinion. U on the other hand that goes wherever the wind blows... I suggest u get a brain u silly nimwit

jesus500:
you probably still live under your parents and eat from your mum's pot everyday, otherwise you wouldn't said that, its your type that complains in the closet, ask for God intervention while dying silently, please proffer solution as well, since you think what is constitutionally allowed is nonsense to you, grow up young lady and stop being inconsiderate. Wet blanket.

U moniker says a lot about u. Vamoooooose.

oldfoolnigger:
Those way go school help tell me wetin op wrote there cos i dont understand anything there o

I think this is just for show. It is a fact that the constitution allows the people to bear light arms for self defence, if the need be.

Our political and security structures creates a demand it (Most times fences and barb wires are not enough). So what is wrong with this shipment?

The only reasonable thing is that the man did not have papers to bring in the weapons into the country.

But if he did not have the papers, why did he use the warf? Nigerias borders are as porous as a basket.

Left for me, the shipment is legit, and perhaps is one attention seeking low life customs junior officer that blew whistle to his oga (who definetely would be from the same tribal integration).

I repeat this is just scape goating the ibo man.
Pump actions are allowed necessities by the police force. One cannot export such without seeing the right papers.

This is just a show off.

ChangeIsCostant
post=53275091:
The Federal Operations Unit (FOU) of the Nigeria Customs Service (NCS) intercepted 661 pieces of pump-action rifles from China, concealed with steel doors and other merchandise goods, which came in through Lagos port. Pictured are the suspects; Mr Oscan Okafor (an importer), Mr Mahmud Haruna (a clearing agent), Mr Sadique Mustapha (accompanying the consignment to its destination).

The Comptroller-General of Customs, Retired Col. Hameed Alli, made the disclosure while briefing newsmen on Monday in Lagos.

Alli said that the Federal Operations Unit, while on patrol, intercepted a Mark truck with registration number BUG 265 XG conveying a 40ft container with the number; PONU/825914/3 along Mile 2 Apapa Road, Lagos.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that the consignment was cleared from Lagos port.

The comptroller-general said the truck was immediately taken to F.O.U. premises for physical examination and 49 boxes containing 661 pieces of pump action rifles concealed with steel doors were revealed.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/01/see-men-who-imported-pump-action-rifles.html

I am not claiming to know much... but what is happening in Nigeria in all sectors is not condonable. What are the oppositions doing for Christ sake.

The opposition is meant to be a shadow for the government in checking all its moves. Unfortunately, all they do is whip sentiments like butt hurt losers.

The only check to this government is in the senate, and over there they are pretty much birds of the same feathers. The people's interest come least.

Nigeria needs a real 'peoples party'. APC has failed in that and has been hijacked by power hungry coyotes. PDP has lost its voice, and the rest are just tribal and interest groups.

Which way Nigeria. Nigeria is seriously failing

Dude, your views are already biased.

The fact is that there is an islamic movement bent on acquiring territory. Its been going on for ages.

Its been politicized and colored. But the fact still remains.

What is PMB who is in the best position to quell it doing? Fighting castle rustling and pushing for a grazing reserve (more territory for these elements).

PMB and his cohorts are on the side of the terrorist

vedaxcool:
Why are you popularizing his opinion if he actually said that, Be very careful not to help the cocain addict and his band of corrupt clergy achieve their aim of starting a religious war.. . they are deliberately trying to ignite fire.... ask yourself would this be the first time fulanis and indigenous tribes in southern kaduna fight? No it happend under Jonathan and previously why are they starting to act like they are indigenes of kaduna? Why aren't local clergy making such rubbish statement? Why are largely southern clergymen crying more than the bereaved? They want to throw the country into chaos and derail any chance of bringing to justice these arms looters. .. they the clergymen have soiled their hands with blood money.... ask yourself why would the cocaine addict post a picture of PMB in chains in the morning and now making this alleged statement. ... my brother think and discard this thread nothing good will come out of it. Allah shall surely destroy those whose aims are to start a sectarian strife in this country and that is their aim.

Jacksparr0w127:
Things I see these days, damnnnnn

Are u trying to make sense? Is it that hard?

3rdlegxxx:
Who the heck is this, all up in my mentions, I don't do NL dramas and all that, immature kids throwing words over cyber space, dude get my handle out of ur typings.

Ok... hold yuh peace bra.

Really?

I can be the judge of that

You don't want to hear me voice delivering bars

The last time I tried, people cried that in their ears, it left scars

I rather be the judge, and an entertaining MC at that.

TrapQueen77:
Hahahaah... Voice Edition?

That wud be great...but u shud drop urz too ooo... Me & my squad will be the judges

Hmmmm...

Thats gangster

Yeah we will do a voiced edition, and I bet it will be lit hearing u and yuh squads voices

Well, mine isn't so good so I will keep it to myself

TrapQueen77:
ALOOOHA..
Wanna do it again?


I will bring my best textcee, my lord and handsome brother Richommie

I want to clearly state that I have wished for the best outcome for this government.

Ok I lied... I expected more from them, but imagine my disappointment after few weeks of general cassandra at the helm. His percieved body language was that of a man seeking validation. And he failed woefully; well, except at getting back at Dasuki (I think that was gangster).

Well going to two years, nothing has been done... and not to be hypocritical I understand its a hard task he had. But what he promised was solution and not hardship. It seems he has been bent on the later.

Now the greatest test to his intergrity is at play. Are we going to sit back as people and witness another Yaradua debacle, or will we stand and say "enough!". The south cannot be hit thrice,plundered and made to stand corrected (fvck political correctness)... and the north cannot afford a 3rd consecutive DEAD PRESIDENT

Which way Nigeria? Whats the way forward

Where is Mr president

It was quite an introduction the last time. I remember I and trapqueen77 slayed a three horned elephant,

3rdlegxxx is dead and buried, and an indonesian takeout mofo thought himself smart...

goes by the moniker deli on court. I don't do that bra.

All in all, I hope u folks been keeping it real.., cos I am sure I am.

Blissful week

Okay.... what have I missed Genea

By the way, is your name a short for Genevive

R u the real genevive?

HAHAHHAAHA!!

U have a huge blindspot

Is it not the same israelites that punished and killed jesus, according to the scriptures?

If not for cultural relevance... the isrealite have got nothing to do with our Jesus

bezimo:
You cannot be attacking the Israelites, God's very own people based on his covenant with Abraham and claim to be their friends, No you are their enemies.

The enemies of God's people should be punished, and God who permitted that before Jesus came did so in his infinite wisdom.You and I are too infinitesimally small to question God, However Our Lord Jesus came and preached forgiveness and as many practicing Christians behave. How many christians have you heard went out to attack and kill people in the name of Jesus and God even to revenge deeply unprovoked attacks on Christians is a serious challenge for Christians. Never, its not happening, so your claim of our hypocrisy is grossly false, illconcieved and mischievously daft.Be guided based on current happenings so you can make informed submissions, instead of yarning garbage and rubbish.

question is why are the muslim fundamentalist still living in the old testament

`these are modern times and the rules have changed

besides christianity does not tow the belief of the old testament...

the old testament is only a reference to say that;

God is the same yesterday, today and forever....

In the bible and till today, most genocides are a form cultural assimilation than for the sake of God

religion is the lens that people view it...

ItsQuinn:
If I hear
Christians and hypocrisy are like 5&6
Why did you skip the stories of the bible, e.g where God sent one of the prophets to massacre innocent men, women and children. E.g Samuel said to Saul, “I am the one the Lord sent to anoint you king over his people Israel; so listen now to the message from the Lord. This is what the Lord Almighty says: ‘I will punish the Amalekites for what they did to Israel when they way laid them as they came up from Egypt. Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.’ 

This shows the Christian God is no different from the God in Islam. The Christian God potrayed in the bible especially in the old testament is also a blood thirsty demon. You need to read the old testament of the bible before condemning the Islam religion.

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MrShine:

no offence sir...but a little more info would have been nice na....this is too shallow... u now made yourself first to comment sef...smh

After this beautiful rendition... u ended it with 'What does ladies want'?


That is a murder charge to the language... but it doesn't derail yuh message

TonyeBarcanista:
OP I agree with you BUT sometimes the fault do come from the lady.

When a lady stop doing those things she normally does that makes her man to be very proud of her, when a lady stop being emotionally available to her man, when a lady appears to be available to every man that she is in 24/7 conversation with him/them, when a lady refuse to heed to missteps that her man keeps pointing at, then Breakup is inevitable.

Most times, guys end relationship for the sake of long term peace of mind, but this is not to justify the misbehaviour of some crack heads.

What do men really want?

Every man want to be loved, respected, adored, need a lady that is loyal, one that is understanding and willing to build along with him as his co-labourer, one that would not share affection with any other man irrespective of whether she means it or not, and one that give him every reason to trust her(trust is earned) and no reason to question or doubt her loyalty. These aren't too much to ask.

Only a mad man will see a lady with such attributes and still break her!

BUT WHAT DOES LADIES WANT?

Yo!

This is my kill list... When I take my aim I don't miss

got mic skills dat jab-a-jaw, so u don't forget I am d beast

He says he got a 3rd leg... I bet he always reaches for his clutches

What a lame punk, whining me to throw in my duchess

Punk ass lowlife, 3rdlegxxx, run to yo mama with yo drama

Fuckboi self esteem, low IQ, and ugly like a salamander

U can't stage me... I can clearly define you...

F**kng 1 pound nigga u aint worth it, yuh life's like an over used shoe (Worn out)



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jonaifame22, Prognose, emmieohmz, Boo3nity

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I am still in asylum but...

I love ideas.

U see why we must be together...

U can be my quin

Nairaland will burn....


What do you think?

TrapQueen77:



Hahahahha.. I see.. Well, I'm not an emcee so I didn't get what "elephant" means..

TheAssassin, where u dey ooo? Why not nxtime, u create a thread, dissing bars but via voice note?

Lemme hear those sexy, alluring accent of these rappers