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Hmmmm...

I reckon with a strong belief that if this has a vibration button, it won't have to trend

With a vibration button and a few up and downs settings, this would sell like hotcake and every lady will have it in their bags

The women rest room will be home of buzzing sounds and hushed tones of orgasms

And the scary part would be, that the act will be done everywhere they go

In truth they are such a Hot bunch.

TrapQueen77:
Honestly when I saw this on my IG feed for the first time , I was gagging to death
Imagining myself having a retouch in a public washroom(that full of ladies queuing too pee) using this kind of lipstick called LIPDICK ...and then last nyt, it was trending as well on my FB timeline

So, out of curiosity I did my little research.. This sexy lipsticks got a lot of different shades like from pale beige to fire red.. U can choose if u want a matte or shimmery

But u can only get this from Amazon or some online stores or sext0ys shops & it's very affordable..According some beauty bloggers, this is a great presents for bachelorette parties

So, ladies if this is available in the market near u ,will u get urself some?

For men, will u get ur pretty girls this very slicky & sexy lipstick?

Of course i am not the elephant

What the hell!!!

You did a good job with your flow

When I get time... I will scrutinise it to see where it was lifted from

And U are my queen after all right?

U can have the elephant

HAHAHAHA!!!

TrapQueen77:
Hahaahaham. Are u the elephant?

You are all welcomed to welcome me into this forum

I am feel a strong inclination to tell you a joke, but I will leave it at this gratitude


Anyways, those who deemed it fit to derail my various threads... i can only promise u one thing

payback... i will pay you back so much... it won't even matter

cos we are friends right? And all friends do to each other is to cos pain... and expect other friends not to take it personal


i am a good friend...

Its why i have good enemies like 3rdlegxxx

Ewe!!!!!

Na so e be u

Kai

lemme wear my costume and make up finish

I will see what I can do

Genea:
my chewing stick don finish... My soap don cost for market, na sand I dey wait for make e full ground, make I use am baff

Hmmmm... nairaland got some good spitters in here.... Likes is what may indicate who the real king of the hill is...
E don pass my power
Oya, nairalanders over to u

jonaifame22, Prognose, TrapQueen77, luminouz, Ginaz, emmieohmz, Boo3nity

So far 7 tigers killed and an elephant...
U don't need to ask who killed the elephant....[color=#990000][/color]

MOD my left arse...
They better know me and stay out my lane if they wanna remain in the land of the living
Cos I will bring hell on them if they overextend themselves
Bloody nairaland prefects that did not overgrow their high school need to feel respected

comradespade:
a good member knows the rules but the best members knows the MODs

My stay?
My ban doesn't really matter cos I am here

the asylum is no place to wan2 be so I will always jail break my way out of such contraption

And U Genea, I wonder if u have brushed yuh teeth this morning?
U don baff?

Genea:
Op wc back from the gaol!!! How was ur stay??, hope you were given two square meals?, did u sleep on a mattress? How where ur roommates?? The toilet was it WC, pit or bucket??, did u brush twice daily as you were taught?? Op pls gist us for the sake of those dah wud be sentenced lera in d month

oh... nice melody to it

5mics

Ginaz:
I should drop mine


Guys gonna use you without remorse,
They gonna dump you and leave you at your worse,
While you're busy jumping from bed to guys like a horse,
It pays to be your own boss,
So when you stand, men will respect you without a hoarse.

i am an agent of chaos my friend

derailing sounds fair game[color=#990000][/color]

BiafranBushBoy:
I just have a feeling that we gon' end up derailing this thread... and I would love it..

Guess you've gat my six covered?

HA!!!

The Indian takeout guy calling me a peasant. i laugh!!
trying to puff up your self?

Come let me tell you something

“It's all a joke! Everything u see here is all a joke...
So you should ask if the jokes on you

So why can't you see the funny side?
Why aren't you laughing?”

You are pained

DeLioncourt:
I wonder what you do with all the attention you get.
I hope it helps your little ego...spineless excuse for a human.
You don't know what the moniker means, so stay in your lane. I won't engage in pointless bickering with the likes of you.
You're beneath me. Peasant.

An assassin never needs to introduce himself
only when need be.

Badisa17:
Kindly introduce your self first

Who is this dude?

Vero2sleek:
lmao... person like this no know say people wahala plenty for person head... freaking childeren

Do what...
Why so disturbed

BiafranBushBoy:
I promised myself not to do this. No!!

I won't

I live my life like everyday is my last, my flows drop literally like a bomblast
The last don, the last outcast, assassin here to show you the way like a compass
you mess with come i whop yuh punk ass, wanna battle beat on you severely like jazz
I aint on yuh level, its with the gods i dine with... In secret chambers...

Read the sign.

THEASSASSlN:
Drop a four bars diss/love/hate/kolo/yarn/cap.... whatever lines and make it rhyme with enough punchlines to kill a tiger. After U.

And are you the immigration officer or just from the FIRS
Cos if you are from the later, these peeps aint paying jack

Princess4ng:
Welcome back to the kingdom of Nairaland

you know i can charge you for those feelings.... you know?
Its good memories, and there is something about memories
memories are so treacherous when you don't laff out loud too often


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Admin401:
hahahahaaha
i don't know why your post made me laugh
something contagious about the way you type.

GO and sleep

tomorrow will be a better day

Softorgasm:
O lord my God, how excellent is your name, in all the earth, how excellent is your name.

U don't have to be scared child
i never hurt women and children
That would be complete insanity....

You alright

makydee:
Mummmmy!!!

Comman see ojuju

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! [color=#990000][/color]

makydee:
Someone just escaped from yaba left oooo

What did I do wrong my friends

Just when i was beginning to enjoy myself, some far reaching nitwit decides to kill my joy...

Its Just Insane

I feel the urge to lash out.... but i will tell you MODs a joke

If these MODs expect to play against the assassin... what a cruel joke; they better be prepared to be dealt with from the bottom of the pack.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!