• U dey carry ur girlfriend go club; after u marry her
finish u wan stop her frm goin to club. My broda u
think say miracle fit happen?
• Ur girlfriend dump u for rich man u say she b gold
digger, bt ur sister do d same to anoda perso u giv
testimony for Church
say, na grace of God. Bros park well!!
• Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey
ask for Brazilian Hair of #150,000 . Abeg where she
wan fix am?,
on top that coconut head?
• U have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all
ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my friend; u
be zebra?!!
• U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high
heeled shoe... shey u wan whisper to God?
• U dey snap inside different type of cars yet u
expect ur man to believe say u no cheat. .aunty, u be
mechanic?
• U gather different gals picture for ur fone & yet u
xpect ur gal to believe say u no cheat.. uncle, u be
photographer?
• He give u engagement ring for over five years, he
never marry u, my dear, u be lord of d rings?
•you dey pay your babe wey dey university school
fees and yet u never write JAMB, U be scholarship
board?
•U are 18yrs and ur sugar daddy is 70yrs old and u
still dey call am BABY, my sister, he suppose be
ANCESTOR.
•Your babe is licking ice cream...u're drinking pure
water...pls guy Are u diabetic?
•U claim say u eat rice and stew, but u come vomit
fufu and egwusi soup. Omo u be magician? .
Na joke o....Read and pass on to friends make dem
laugh too..

Pweetidamsel:
U I Medicine

ohhhh.......datz cute

kevinberry:
I dnt need to be sure

hmmmm

are you sure diz gonna work??

AyokunleRuth:
kim jan dil is an actor

actor is a person who perfome a theatrical play or film

if you randomly wake up one day as a baby.......and realise that all your whole life was just a dream
.......what will you do or how will feel??

ishhhhhh.........grandma +grqndpa's group........ lol

malonephills:
you're such a crazy son of motherfucker, so referin to me in that way u biggest idiolt in whole wide world...stupid pig

ishhhhh........

[quote author=wunmi590 post=30104005]

Nooo, go alone [/quotem going with u......

Ipledge:
you know I didn't take it seriius

.....ohhhh.....

wunmi590:
O boy 4 NL? Go sambisa shrp shrp

nice 1 dude.......m taking yhu with me........

wunmi590:
O boy 4 NL? Go sambisa shrp shrp

nice 1 dude.......m taking yhu with me........

Ipledge:
maybe u are handsome or what or they feel ur swag...lol

naaaaa........jes joking here......pls Dnt take it serious...., lol

malonephills:
you are gay.......make I run for my life b4 u spoil my yash 4 me

get lost fool.........son of a bitch

malonephills:
ouch....dis gu

wah

malonephills:
ouch....dis gu

wah

Linqsz:



Nahh..i can't abuse a fellow bro.
Just that we need to be attractive to attract dem hoes..
B rich or b handsome..and its pays more to be both

standing attiz bro.........nice 1sha

2015/2016 utme admission.... hmm

Linqsz:
Ha..so this boy never still change dis pix no

Op...no gal will send you a pm with such pix

lol .....so wat r u going to do......abuse me more

Ipledge:
@ op pm me I will give you my girlfriend

Dnt hv tym for dat.........m nt in need of girl jes feel lyk hearing people's opinion............. tanks

Ipledge:
@ op pm me I will give you my girlfriend

Dnt hv tym for dat.........jes joking........ tanks

malonephills:
I'm single and still a virgil....must I engaged?

Bleep yhu.......tel me yhu Dnt flirt wit girls

skelefish:
?

yhu make sense joor..........girls dey oo......buh I tink yhu r a guy.. u shd understand better.... #wink#

malonephills:
So you too has strt weeding at ur early age....pele ehn!

hey dude jes tel me.......yhu r single @ yr age............ishhhhhhhh

hey you..... do you know how old I am.........yhu keep saying rubbish....... well I can't blame yhu...........

Hi.... deji z ma name....
location...... #lagos
bb pin....... 7FDF5BD8
whatsapp.........07016664623
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ugonna1054:
Hey, ya look cute ....... I'm interesting...

.......bros e i no b gay oooooo

Enegod:
This kid has lost it

wah?

Pweetidamsel:
Hy jambite also

I.......prefer lasu......mass com......#course........can I Knw yrz

7FDF5BD8........07016664623#whatsapp

Sunkyphil:
wait dem dey cum access u me no wan talk wetin dey my mind

let's hear watz on ya mind....#winkz

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