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Guy : babe sup
Babe:
Guy:helo swthrt
Babe:
2days leta
Guy:Angel
Babe:
Guy:babe y are not responding
2 days leta
Babe: hi
For d guy mind finaly she talks...yeaaa
Guy :how was ur day
Babe :
Guy: ping!!!
Guy: swty
Guy: helo dear

My broda wat ar u still doin..she hears dose stuf daily...enuf wit d swt names..
Jst go lik ds
Guy : hu is dat ugly face on ur dp
Babe : Who ar u pls
She's already d one seeking to know u
Guy : pls change dat dp before I name u lupita n'yongo
Babe : pls my name is Anita and what do you mean by that.
D last time I checked u neva asked her name..hmm
Dnt reply ..let her ponder
Swen u notice she changes her dp..come bak agen..say Hi...Dem no born am well not to reply u..nw u get to do ur sweet talks
..den ur coversation jst got started...
Gals....dey don't forget insults abt dia looks in a hurry...trust me

sexyseun:
jobless man, am at the office

Bad mouth

LaurelP:
Hmm..busy girl
Aren't u supposed to be in d office?

Or do u work here?

She be romance section Mod....

Missonas:
Where is the smiley for 'yawn' please

Just type dese letters and d smiley shows DIPUTS ERA UOY .























Go bak u made a mistake....
Read d bolded from right to left

Guys would kip searching for strategies to get d gal till 50th century ..let's get it stret galz are actualy mystery to guyz

I went AWOL ..and on my visit bak 2 Nairaland ds is d first topic I c....Disgusting

She shudnt fool herself...Since d guy is ur frnd hav a hrt to hrt talk wif him he must open up 2u

Guy Logout!!!

This is really serious.am having thesame issues here..I withdrew on sunday night still I havnt been credited..am really getting pissed off

She refuses to giv imediately..She's playing hard2get
She givs d number imediately..she's cheap...
Mayb gals shud start carrying dia number on dia chest or on d bak as a logo...

holyboss:
someone here need YABA left attention



*in ur voice* go and die

U high abi

usbcable:
i no get your time. so i'l let this pass and act as if I didn't see your insult.

No ignore am ...talk nh..shey u get mouth

usbcable:
(A Word Is Enough for the Wise)
how does this relate to my comment now.
SMH

U c? It dosent relate 2 u cos obviously u're nt wise

Chaiii...dese people dey mean o...peson go use leg dey match thousands of Naira....anyway shaa its none of my business

Buh u'l still be enjoying product of ur sinful life...Naija I hail o !!!

Before and after marriage...hmmm
I c a man wearing a suit and a woman wearing a wedding gown buh afta marriage I see a man wearing a polo and a trouser and a woman wearing a gown ...

If u wanted me to really fill dat u won't hav given me a Yes or No option...So mind English is very Easy

usbcable:
whats this one saying?

Ukpala okpoko gburu

usbcable:
he can still make it jare.

91-49 = 42

just 42 goals.
He wiil make it

btw,

how do I make the above link viewable straight on the thread rather than as a link.

Just 42 goals...c ur mouth..from january - october he has 49...its in 2 months dat he'l score 42 ...rubbish

I was jst having this debate with my friend (girl)and according to her Whenever you hear women talking about pregnancy its always different from the way guys see it. pregnancy is to them is a disease right from the onset as one of its early signs is vomitting then as the pregnancy ages u start seeing a swollen foot and dizzyness of the body before u're told of what to eat and what to desist from. pregnancy changes ur physiological system and atimes leads to death of some women during delivery..Am starting to think women are really suffering...

Dese researchers hav gon craiizy ..Choiiii ...Signs of end time

Hehehehe.....I can't stop lafin...especially d Gay part..hu d hell ar dey lukin @

Dey used to say a womans education ends in d kitchen
Obviously she didn't gradguate from dat skul (Mum's kitchen) ...

So u once worked together...
So he got better and higher
So u hav to let it go
Wen pple liv u let dem go...it dosent mean dat dey're bad people...it jst means dat dia part in ur story is over

bro some gals dnt like washing...dat I know
Some gals might be sarcastic by saying she'l lock u out wen u're thin...dat I know
But 4 a gal not informing her parents about her so called husband coming for introduction...dat I smell fishy...1 tin can be dragged from ds
She's got her eye somwia else...obviously she's jst using u as a cloak...she's not Intrested in U ...u can't be happy in dat marriage am tellin u...

D constitution says dat no man takes d oath of presidency moredan twice...buh its Naija shaa....politics is a diffrnt game here...
Y am even interferring....buh he shud jst knw dat if he ascends dat seat agen...its gonna b a lifetime b4 power wud return to d southEast and East agen....
Am off...

First its Overcome not Avercome..u posting dis means u hav huge level of shyness above normal dat most oda pple have....let's ride
Shyness is lik a feeling of insecurity u hav to deal with from inside...bottles of beer can only giv u partial and temporal confidence...U're no longer been real...under d influence u're not lik a plough been moved by a tractor...Bt u don't nid dat...
So for u to overcome shyness...Deal with inferiority complex...believe in urself dat no one is better..u're d best..trust me its not Ego...its just a way of encouraging urself to be better in wateva you do..and always try to speak out ur mind...never allow urself get lost in discussions or ur opinions be subdued by others...Be outspoken and straight to point wit a litle humour..dat way u gain ur confidence around people...
Hop ds helps u

Absurd...don't even want to look