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Christianity EtcRe: What Exactly Is God Trying To Teach Humans From The Story Of Job? by Dbestmax(m): 8:42am On Nov 11, 2014
Dayvhid:
so whhat you're tryna say is that the death of jobs children is a lesson but unto whom?
Go bak and read d bolded
Christianity EtcRe: What Exactly Is God Trying To Teach Humans From The Story Of Job? by Dbestmax(m): 9:41am On Nov 09, 2014
Dayvhid:
anyone with a valid explanation because i see no reason why a god would just decide to destroy a whole family just to prove to 'satan that yes this man is my best puppet.
First of all human beings are no puppet...and stop creating d impression that God was proving a point to d devil..tell me who is d devil and why would God be trying to prove a point to him..God was only using satan to still prove a point to all his followers dis day dat would be reading the story.to strenghten their faith in him..That no mata d condition u might find urself in..just remain faithful to him for he will surely see you through...All ye that question God still remember wat he told satan touch not his soul And he moreso blessed Job X2 of all that he lost..I believe dat'l do 4 u..My point. Job's suffering is only bt like a lesson to christians never to lose trust in God for he's still omnipotent and omniscince
PoliticsRe: Why Are Lagosians So Aggressive? by Dbestmax(m): 3:05pm On Nov 06, 2014
Because they and amongst other Nigerians





















HATE LONG STORIES !!!!
CrimeRe: 19 Year Old Undergraduate Female Gives Birth At Campus, Hides It In A Suitcase by Dbestmax(m): 12:41pm On Nov 05, 2014
Op 3 tins...I nid a Link D mother and d Baby

Nscdc...hope its not too much to ask. wink
EducationThings The Indomie Generation Missed by Dbestmax(op): 9:51am On Nov 04, 2014
YOUR CHiLDH00D WASN'T FUN
*If you didn't kill earthworm with salt
*If you did'nt play rubber band
*If you never bath in the rain.
*If nobody Told You About India vs Nigeria 99-1
*If your parents didn't always monitor your
outing
*If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up
on the bed.
*If you didnt play tire
....e.t.c. lol. U can add urs.
RomanceRe: Do U Find Gals With Fleshy Lips As Been Sexy by Dbestmax(op): 1:05am On Oct 29, 2014
jboy73:
na so dia pussy fleshy 2
Ohh
So u noticed
RomanceRe: Do U Find Gals With Fleshy Lips As Been Sexy by Dbestmax(op): 1:04am On Oct 29, 2014
Afrok:
bro did U just say probably a learner? I'll take the word "probably" into consideration. whenever U think U ar good or better in romance or love making, another person will surely best U. I never mentioned I kiss the tongue, moreover who told U reaching for d tongue is a sign of learning? Kiss or kissing is the collective name, so it has different names and methods. One love...
Hmm...U sabi type o...
Lemme reach 4 my glasses and see how much sense u made

grin grin
RomanceRe: Do U Find Gals With Fleshy Lips As Been Sexy by Dbestmax(op): 7:12pm On Oct 28, 2014
DjDimplez:
are there bony lips before?
Pull Over

grin grin
RomanceRe: Do U Find Gals With Fleshy Lips As Been Sexy by Dbestmax(op): 7:07pm On Oct 28, 2014
DjDimplez:
are there bony lips before?
Try read meaning into words

grin grin
RomanceRe: Do U Find Gals With Fleshy Lips As Been Sexy by Dbestmax(op): 7:02pm On Oct 28, 2014
Afrok:
Op fleshy lips gives more time during kissing coz u'll have to finish eating the lips before opting for the tongue kiss.
U're probably a learner...So everytime u kiss u reach for d tongue huh..
RomanceRe: At What Age Did You Have Your First Kiss? Where? by Dbestmax(m): 6:46pm On Oct 28, 2014
natureblack:
I was 17 then and the romantic kiss was with my neighbor's girl-friend Monique,though she is two years older and an Ethiopian.




It was on a romantic Sunday afternoon,then my dadda and momma was away on a family meeting and I was all alone and lonely(bored though,and never knew what was coming my way).She came around to borrow a novel(I had a million of it then) .I gave to her the one she wanted,and as she was going she blew me a kiss,I was amazed and I drew her by her left arm to my chest.The stage got set for the following conversation.




NATURE- do you know that people that throw kiss are hopelessly lazy?

MONIQUE-really,I don't know

NATURE-You said ?

MONIQUE-I said I don't know (her voice was higher)

NATURE-sorry,I can't read lips unless they are touching mine

MONIQUE-I get your drift boy,but hope you remember King-Boy(my neighbor) is my boy-friend?

NATURE-sure I know,what you have with him is history but what I have with you is chemistry.(though I was scared,but confidence was my watchword)

MONIQUE-you are flirting with me

NATURE-am not flirting with you,I'm just being extra nice to some-one who is extra attractive.


She looked calm and confused,and I felt I had to make a move(though I was still scared)


NATURE-the space between your fingers are meant to be fixed with mine.

I fixed my left fingers into her right fingers,and I used my right fingers to brush through her long hair that cascaded down to her succulent-looking bre.ast .


NATURE-excuse me,if I go straight this way,will I be able to reach your heart?(I said as I squeezed her left bre.ast)


MONIQUE-why are you doing this to me ?(she said with her eyes closed)


NATURE-my parent told me that my destiny is in my hands,and I should be conscientious with HER.


We started kissing and care.ssing each other.That moment I became muddled and thrown into the state of OBLIVION.


DISCLAIMER-The sound of a kiss is not as loud as a cannon,but it's echo lasts a great deal longer.


When I came back from oblivion,I found out that she was only left with her pan.tie,and I was left with nothing.

NATURE-though your pan.tie looks good on you,but they would look better on the floor.


Immediately I took off her pan.tie the next thing I heard in a very faint voice .......



MONIQUE-pls take me now,I really need to feel you now.......take me,take me,take me,ooooooosh,Jesus Christ.





We got down and subsequently got into a secret relationship that ended with a handsome looking boy that is now a brainy.She is now happily married to a Canadian sailor and they are based in Denmark.






#MONIQUE
Wow I lov dis
She's now hapily married
Bt my curiosity wants to ask...
Wat are u happily doin wink
RomanceDo U Find Gals With Fleshy Lips As Been Sexy by Dbestmax(op): 6:14pm On Oct 28, 2014
Hehehe...insane righthuh If u're a fan of Nuella Njubigbo (she's d picture of my taught) u'l definitely know wat am talking about..I think gals with flesh lips are often more sexier than anyother type of girl..what's your take on them wink

Nairaland GeneralRe: Why NL Is Becoming Boring To Some. by Dbestmax(m): 11:07am On Oct 28, 2014
Different Strokes for differnt folks ..If u enjoy NL kip kippin on...if u fink its boring d door is open...noone wud even notice u're gone...lik my broda said Its a Natural Somtin...Choose to play or choose to quit
RomanceRe: .. by Dbestmax(m): 5:10pm On Oct 27, 2014
Its notin bro..I got a frnd lik dat aswell...some of dose situations are due to early attraction from dose older ones towards him...mayb in a school 4 instance wia u see an Ss3 gal lovin a never exposed Ss1 boy mayb cos he's cute or somtin..He d latter probably starts seein it big..and most of d situations remain lik dat..so to me its Natural
Que sera sera
RomanceRe: Annoying BBM Habits By Ladies by Dbestmax(m): 4:38pm On Oct 27, 2014
valmunich:
Hehehe


My kinda nigga cool
I c U bro
RomanceRe: Annoying BBM Habits By Ladies by Dbestmax(m): 4:35pm On Oct 27, 2014
naijaboiy:
Yea,,i understand...

There are many other methods of reverse psychology you can still use on em girls wink
Av u eva sed hi to a gal and she turns..looks @ u and makes a straight face
RomanceRe: Annoying BBM Habits By Ladies by Dbestmax(m): 4:22pm On Oct 27, 2014
naijaboiy:
and i'm telling you that some don't give a flying fùck niggàr undecided

Try it for a girl who knows she's beautiful already and got guys drooling over her and see her kick you out of her list.

Only insecure girls will fall for that shìt undecided
Dats if u lose d trick..And .let's not argue ds cos d pattern kicks in wen u feel u're been ignored by dat ho..Different strokes for different folks
RomanceRe: Annoying BBM Habits By Ladies by Dbestmax(m): 4:12pm On Oct 27, 2014
Missonas:
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Aha you obviously don't know where the darn smiley is >:
Lol...
RomanceRe: Annoying BBM Habits By Ladies by Dbestmax(m): 4:08pm On Oct 27, 2014
naijaboiy:
The ones who don't give a fùck will delete you undecided
U don't knw dese ho's Dese gals are so little minded...her mind b like...
Does he know me b4huh...hu cud ds be
RomanceRe: Annoying BBM Habits By Ladies by Dbestmax(m): 3:59pm On Oct 27, 2014
[quote author=Missonas post=27497652][/quote]Silly u

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