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You over there...

I think the word *Terrorist* is now becoming popular in Nigeria won't i change my name

Funny...but sound wired...welcome to Nigeria where corruption leads and other things follow

Florblu:
She be like bread soaked inside water

go good for advert

EponOjuku:
Calm down, them dey come.

werey re o

why you should not password your phone.
1.to easily get access to your relatives when involve in accident

zoho23:
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/59ba7cab7d0f8.jpg

Billionaire oil mogul Femi Otedola's daughter, DJ Cuppy pictured in a diamond tiara worn by late Princess Diana, at a tea party hosted in London.

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/59ba7bff03aa4.png

More @ http://trendinghelm..com/2017/09/dj-cuppy-wears-same-diamond-tiara-worn.html

I only noticed the front view...Eazy hand work

omenka:
Clash between rival political groups. Happens ALL OVER the country.

They'd sort themselves out as usual.

Get off your phone oga. Go and fight alongside your ipob comrades.

Don't be a coward bro.

And what is it with that overused neatly two years old picture?

hummm

Micheezy7:
Love in the air

AWESOME... Etomi is beautiful

I know Eazy go soon collect

WONDERFUL

Brooke60:
I am writing this with anger. This is my second time of witnessing this bad experience with 'Ezenwata motors'.
This is my story.
Last week Wednesday, I decided to travel down to North with Night bus from Lagos. I bought my ticket, #8500 and the journey kicked off around 5 p.m from Yaba part of Lagos to North. We got to 'owo' part of Ondo around 12 a.m and the car developed a fault. No information from the driver, no apology, nothing to make us feel better and we all slept on the road till 6 a.m before we discovered that the driver was nowhere to be found. Out of anger, all the passengers started calling the 'contacts' on the ticket and they informed us that they will 'soon' send a mechanic from Lagos to fix the Bus. Let me also add that the three Ezenwata motors that left for North that day were all the road with one problem or the other.
It was later we got to know that the mechanic they were planning to 'soon' send will come with the next night bus that will take off by 6 p.m from Lagos that day whereas it was just 8 a.m.

Out of anger, most passengers left with another option to get to their destination with no refund (who will even refund us? The driver we don't know his whereabouts?). I personally had no choice than to find my way to Abuja (the drivers when they noticed that no other option for us, they increased the transportation fare from #2000 to #4000) and from Abuja to my destination because there was something important I needed to do. Before I left, I collected a fellow passenger's contact to know what will happen at the end.

The passengers which don't have cash and other means to get to their destinations had no choice than to wait for the mechanic which came around 11 p m that day, used hours to fix the bus and they later moved on Thursday morning and get to North on Friday. Can you imagine? The journey took 2days, since Wednesday.

One thing I noticed about this luxurious buses is that they don't care, they don't refund and they definitely know passengers will find their ways once the bus breaks down. Imagine paying #8,500 to Ondo state . They need to do something about their Buses, and in case a Bus breaks down, there should be another option for their passengers and also their safety.

I think EZEWANTA is one of the best luxurious... this Tory shock me

itzsauce:
Veteran comedian, Atunyota Alleluya Akpobome popularly known as Alibaba has reacted to the viral presidential campaign posters of Governor Ayodele Fayose..

The multiple award winning comedian took to his instagram page to share a picture of the governor’s campaign poster and wrote;

President of ….?


The Ekiti state governor has declared his intention to run for presidency in 2019 and has received mixed reaction from some people.

See more at >> https://www.celebsnest.com.ng/comedian-alibaba-reacts-governor-fayoses-presidential-campaign-poster/

Ali baba out of point...Fayose is ripe enough

bobolizim:
It's been long we've checked on each other so I saw her online on Facebook one day and we shared eachother's contact . On checking her dp on whatsapp, I saw her carry a child and I inquired from her whether she's a child and her answer to me was yes, she does .

Well, I'd considered asking her out before this occurrence but this answer of hers put me off totally . Anyways, we ended up meeting and during the course of our discussion , I probed again ; at first I wasn't sure of her answer , I was clearly obfuscated but at the end she eventually demystified my mystry . She's not with any child but then she asked me whether I could marry a lady with a child or not ? Which I hurriedly said no .

She began to tell me reasons there's nothing bad in doing that using a story of a lady who was raped by a guy she'd never fallen in love with. It's not like she didn't have the person she's dating , it just occurred that she's forced and all. Well, she made it known to her boyfriend, her predicament;hmm, it's a cliche that ''love is blind'',her boyfriend who is madly in love promised to care of her and the baby when delivered of.

Well, i have empathy for such a person but my answer is still no. It's not like I'm selfish but I'd not train a child that'd eventually become someone else amongst ample reason.

Hence, I'd like to know whether you can marry a lady or guy with a child ?

of course YES...I can even marry the one that abort one...if plain to me when in relationship

sincerely most Nigerians need to be educated....some are easily brain washed

i don't care how and where you make your money if you are happy continue...when will reach heaven we gonna make account

mukina2:
Ok Guys the new FPL season > http://fantasy.premierleague.com/

We have screen shots from last season . . .. for FA cup, Carling Cup and Conference .. they will be given out by standings only.

Please let us know your team names from last year .. no 419 here


The h2h code, is limited to 20 per each league. FPL stops the number of entrees for private head to head leagues to 20 .
so we will have FA cup 1
FA cup 2 etc

If i didnt give you the code and find your team dia, i will 'comot' am

codes are available on request..

Last Season > https://www.nairaland.com/3238264/nairaland-fantasy-premier-league-2016

Please how can I participate

skydancer:
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Edit:
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Good Luck

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Good morning my Compaq 615 refuses to install excel, Microsoft world, any solution please

Yarn me

No one notice the leg pressing the breast....chimo

PapiNigga:
Olalekan shows the world he's capable of handling the merchandise he's paying for as he carried his big, bold and beautiful fiancee in these lovely pre-wedding photos.

See more photos below...

http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/07/man-carries-his-plus-size-fiancee.html?m=1

sharp guy

Are these phones? I doubt it, not my type....

Hello my people I have a PC it can't install anything, including videos and music, any solution. Compaq is the laptop name

Confirm, can I do secret chat on whatsapp too??

knowhowk:
CLEAN YOUR KIDNEYS NOW
AVOID DIALYSIS.
( BUY GARDEN EGG LEAVES.)
SEE HOW TO USE IT :
1. Cut the leaves into pieces.
2. Rinse in clean water.
3. Put in a clean pot with clean water.
4. Boil for 10mins.
5. Filter it in a bottle.
Allow to cool and take a glass cup. When you urinate check your urine. You will notice the salt in the body and some other diseases that can affect your KIDNEY will pass through your urine. I just love to save Lives.Dr.Wale. Dear Moderator,Kindly save Lives by Taking this to FP,Many Notable /Celebrities and Non Notable people have died as a result of Renal /Kidney Failure.

thanks, what are the symptoms and one knows he have kidney failure it seems people know of it late

She's HOT

Emyemyberry:
Examination malpractice aka Expo have been and will always be,
this is the stark reality and we must accept it,
After finishing my exams for the just concluded semester i have decided to write on all the paterns of irregularity i observed and heard as a student.
1 Girrafing:this method is the oldest,it starts from the nursery school for most people,nobody teaches you this,it is an instinct born with everyone.
2 The sign method:this one works best in objective exams,and when the slightest talking sound is not allowed plus the distance between students is wide.
3 The betslip(bomb or bullet) method:how long makes it a betslip,how small makes it a bullet.how big makes it a bomb,people who do this method are maniacs,from distorted writting and sign language to abbreviations,this thin long piece of paper can give you an A,it is usually folded into something smaller,but it contains the summary of a full course.
4 The formation method:just like the game of soccer,this is one of my favourite,you are about to enter the hall,only to hear a group of students be saying,guy na 4:4:2 o,2:1:2 etc it all depends on how many they are and the suppliers,this method favours every other method,because there will be to and fro sharing of the common knowledge between a group of friends seated withing an area.
5 The tatoo:Engineering and science students does this method most,its my favourite ,imagine an equation or formular that contains alpha,beta,gamma,integral,lamba,pie,exponential,roots, with lots of brackets,-,+,/,*, signs and other parameters,when there is much to read,you can not but give yourself a little helping,the guys only tatoo place is their palms,while the ladies is their palms and laps,ladies who attend lectures on trousers and come to exam. with gowns and skirts are suspects.
6 The photographers:i will never try this one,the risk of being caught is maximum,people who does this are very good with AOC(area of concentration) but are too lazy to cram or copy it to a piece of paper,so they they just snap them with their phones,thank God for big screens and quality cameras,they are always devastated if mobile phones were not allowed.
7 Extra sheet people:this one's have sold their souls to the devil and are mostly extra year or carryover students that do this,they don't care about being caught,but are mostly never caught,this people,guys especially will summarise a full course into an answer booklet and carry into the hall,and will boldly drop it on their desk and copy,even the invigilators and supervisors will take it for extra sheet especially when they are of the same color.
8 Answer sharers and resharers:the sharers are the original source,be it from their head or betslip,resharers gives it to others as if they were the original source,this people can send a piece of paper from the front chair to the last chair,and anyone it passes through takes their share of a needed solution.
9 Antennas and receivers:the shy,unsocial,rude,proud,scared,weak hearted and forgive me,the spiritual brothers and sisters fall into this category,their ears can pick the slightest signal of whisper,can decode signs meant for another person,and their eyes can zoom any answer booklet meters away,undermining the writting,they favour this pattern so that people will not think otherwise about them or be caught.
10 Thieves:i give it up for these one's,did this once in an igbo exam in my year one,they will seize your betslip and decode it,hold your hand by force to look at your tatoo,exchange your question paper with theirs if anything is written or marked in yours without your consent,give them a piece of paper to transfer and they must finish using it before moving it to the person its meant for,open up your your booklet to locate what they want,they are usually desperate and are ready to implicate you if you dare protest,mostly extra year and carryover students does this.
which of the above have done or is your favourite ?
Disclaimer:in no way am i encouraging exam. malpractice,do any at your own peril!!!

for knowing all this steps you must be a director in the aspect before...lolz

Mologi:
I regret owing the phone....


You can't restrict data use on your phone....


Tecno going backward

How much is the phone?

Humm tell me if this bae have not been sample

I still don't believe the story that brought her to lime light...but congrats

Wash... cucumber ladies