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What will you do if you receive this kind of alert from your bank?

Hello my fellow Nairalanders, as we all know, the recent trend in all social network is all about politics, 2015 election, GEJ vs GMB, PDP vs APC, campaigns and so on, but i get to realise that something is missing in the circle. FRESH PARTY!!! The very controversial party founded by the grammartical guru, the General Overseer of Household of God Church, Pastor Chris Okotie. Pls my people, is FRESH PARTY gonna be in the ballot paper? Are they still registered with INEC? Pls update me if anyone gat info on them. Long live Nigeria

i think hausa have the largst population. Aside the fact that they have the largest landmass, i still think they are much more in population compare to Yoruba and Igbo. I'm open to counters.

I don't know if this is the right section for this question but i just decided to post it here.
A conversation ensued between my neighbour and i about the tribe that has the largest population and in few minutes time, i couldnt believe how the discussion turn out to be a very very large and mighty ARGUEMENT that pulled so many crowd including passers-by. Then i kept wondering who's gonna win the debate? I decided to bring this to my nairalanders to please help me out with this.
WHICH TRIBE IN NIGERIA DO U THINK HAS THE LARGEST POPULATION?
MINE IS hausa....wats urs?

Lemme reserve dis space just incase i make frontpage

I don't really know which section i should post this but nevertheless, i'll say it here. When i was very young, i saw lots of people puffing out smoke from their mouth and it kept me wondering how they were able to do so. Later on, i understand it was cigerette and i was like, does it has sweet taste or what. Then i get to understand it better when i grew up. Yet, i still wanna ask this , what'd u gain in smoking? What kinda pleasure d'u derive from it?

Good morning Nairalanders. I got a text message yasterday from New Age Resources inviting me for an interview scheduled for Monday 9th December 2013 at Ikeja by 9am. Please do anybody have idea what the company is into? Cos i can't even remember applying there and i'm wondering how they get my contact. Please if you know about them, kindly hint me so as to have a knowledge on what they do. Thank you

Hello my fellow nairalander, I noticed dat weneva I have an injury and it heal, d spot will later start bumping up and caused sometin like bump. Pls is dia anytin I can apply to stop d bumpin tin, it's really disfiguring my body. I already av abt 4 part dat av such effect. Pls heeeelllllpppppp!!!

Hello nairalanders, let's share our nicknames here especially the very funny ones. Mine is Benene...let's keep it rollin

Hello nairalanders, I've been wondering about dis issue for a while. How do people get to give names to every bus stop? Is it by wat happened in d area before or wat? Imagine bus stop like ologuro b/s, ajangbadi b/s, agulejika b/s, chemist b/s, alake b/s etc. Share ur knowledge if u know how dis names was came about. Keep it rollin

This is the MTN ECLIPSE PROMO!!! Text 'i have seen the eclipse' to 33358 and stand the chance of winning a trip to the moon. The more SMS u send, the more your chance of winning. So...keep texting. MTN...everywhere you go

Am watching it live on supersport 3. Eclipse is leading the moon by 5 goals to nothing

Pls help me send it to benestico@yahoo.com [quote author=Tuntheycr7]If you would be writting d dragnet test comming up at the end of this month, you can drop your email here and i would send you the past question and answer for free.
It includes Verbal reasoning, Objectives, Numerical and Abstract reasoni

Even if d goodness of ur life is going to come frm there, u will prefer to die rot. Na wa 4 people like u o. *spittin*

Rep ur school, universities, colleges...
Let's seewhich school gets it.

I rep unilorin...probitas doctrina

Three friends Akpors,
Rukewe and Ogaga
decided to go for a
picnic.

Rukewe packs the picnic
basket with drinks and
sandwiches.

Ogaga carried the
basket and they set out
for the park 10km away.
It took them 2 hours to
get there.

When they arrived,
Rukewe quickly spread
the mat and set out the
sandwiches.

After checking around,
Ogaga found out that
Rukewe did not pack
the bottle opener.

They then begged
Akpors to make the 4
hour trip to and fro for
the opener.

He disagreed. "You'll
finish the sandwiches
before I return," Akpors
protested.

"No we won't", assured
Rukewe.

After some more
cajoling from them,
Akpors reluctantly sets
out for the opener.

After 5 hours, there was
no sign of Akpors.
They decided to wait for
another 3 hours.

Still no sign of Akpors.
Ogaga and Rukewe after
waiting on Akpors for
more than 8 hours were
by now very hungry so
they decided to
take one sandwich each.

As they were about to
eat, Akpors pops out
from behind a rock
screaming:

"I KNEW IT! I'M NOT
GOING AGAIN"!!!

jaybim: Sup guys.. Bimbo, batch C, jst passed out... Kebbi is a cool plc xcept for d weather wch can be a bit harsh. I enjoyed d xperience n I havnt run back to lasgidi yet.... U can gt a ride from alaba rago or oyingbo straight to kebbi... N ur camp is in dakingari n not argungu as stated on ur call up letter.... Jst hav an open mind n u'l enjoy ur service year, I knw I did.

hy bimbo, tanx a lot 4 d kind gesture. Although, I've not been happy since I got d letter by wit wat u've said, I'm havin hope of a GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡D stay over there.I heard I can get a bus at mazamaza. Would I get a luxurious bus or d normal small bus there? Cos I would prefer d luxurious bus for conviniency. Bimbo, pls can u gv ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ ur digits? So I can get in touch wit u wen I need help or inquiruies. I'll be glad if u do, pls. I'm planning to take off on tuesday but there are still much I dnt knw and will lyk 2 know.

Hi, I'm also posted 2 kebbi, I've not been up north before. Pls, hw many hours journey is it frm lagos? wia will I get a bus goin there? How much is d transport fare? Pls if there's anybody, let's hook up and go 2geda. Plssss ooooooo. I'm cluelesssss

Rubbish! Rubbish!! Rubbish!!! I'm so vexed right now. Na which kind country be dis? Wat would be d fate of d nigerians dat has been living in dat place all their lives? Ahhhhhh, e D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣γ̲̣̣ do ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ like say make I jst meet dat obasanjo and dis jona face 2 face now now, I go chuk dia yansh badly. Ahhhhh dis is pure shiiiit. I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣γ̲̣̣ vex seriously as I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣γ̲̣̣ now, e D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣γ̲̣̣ do ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ like say na dia I com from. I doubt if dis country go beta sef. WAT A RUBBISH!!!

Are u one of the lucky students given admission into unilorin for 2012/2013 session? Are u having problems with your registrations? Can u help give a tip on how to register successfully? Pls u are welcome. Let help ourselves here. UNILORIN...better by far

hey guys< pls am having a problem with my regisration. the screening record registration is writtin 'error saving entries' pls help me if u can.

Would u like to add a month to ur lifespan? The method is simple. Here is a tip: HOLD UR BREATH FOR TEN SECONDS AND IN THE PROCESS, WIDEN UR MOUTH AND BLINK 5times.






Na so u stupid reach? U beta stop d nonsense

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Do you have a valid ID card?.
Can you speak English and any
other language?.
Are you looking for a 9am - 3pm job with a monthly salary of N350,000
and a weekly allowance
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THAT WE
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BADLY

U must be very stupid, which kain yoke b dis? All our network operator gat stop givin free mb

If a white man read dis, he'll laff but if a black man read dis, na mtchewwwwwwww

D tin no work 4 me, abeg help ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ out

No. Do I luk like a lazy man?

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I now visit nairaland, I now go to joke section, I now read ur yoke, I now wanted to laff, I now c hw u mumu reach, I now send u to 5years out of nairaland, I now close my case.

How does dat affect d price of garri?

Ask google, mumu