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Politics / What Will You Do If You Receive This Bank Alert by dboardman: 3:30pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
What will you do if you receive this kind of alert from your bank?
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Politics / Where Is FRESH PARTY? by dboardman: 9:33pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Hello my fellow Nairalanders, as we all know, the recent trend in all social network is all about politics, 2015 election, GEJ vs GMB, PDP vs APC, campaigns and so on, but i get to realise that something is missing in the circle. FRESH PARTY!!! The very controversial party founded by the grammartical guru, the General Overseer of Household of God Church, Pastor Chris Okotie. Pls my people, is FRESH PARTY gonna be in the ballot paper? Are they still registered with INEC? Pls update me if anyone gat info on them. Long live Nigeria |
Culture / Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Largest Population? by dboardman: 12:04pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
i think hausa have the largst population. Aside the fact that they have the largest landmass, i still think they are much more in population compare to Yoruba and Igbo. I'm open to counters. 1 Like |
Culture / Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Largest Population? by dboardman: 6:19am On Nov 05, 2014 |
I don't know if this is the right section for this question but i just decided to post it here. A conversation ensued between my neighbour and i about the tribe that has the largest population and in few minutes time, i couldnt believe how the discussion turn out to be a very very large and mighty ARGUEMENT that pulled so many crowd including passers-by. Then i kept wondering who's gonna win the debate? I decided to bring this to my nairalanders to please help me out with this. WHICH TRIBE IN NIGERIA DO U THINK HAS THE LARGEST POPULATION? MINE IS hausa....wats urs? |
Nairaland / General / Re: The Pleasure In Smoking by dboardman: 4:46pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Lemme reserve dis space just incase i make frontpage |
Nairaland / General / The Pleasure In Smoking by dboardman: 4:45pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
I don't really know which section i should post this but nevertheless, i'll say it here. When i was very young, i saw lots of people puffing out smoke from their mouth and it kept me wondering how they were able to do so. Later on, i understand it was cigerette and i was like, does it has sweet taste or what. Then i get to understand it better when i grew up. Yet, i still wanna ask this , what'd u gain in smoking? What kinda pleasure d'u derive from it? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Did Anybody Get an interview invitation From New Age Resources? by dboardman: 7:17am On Dec 08, 2013 |
Good morning Nairalanders. I got a text message yasterday from New Age Resources inviting me for an interview scheduled for Monday 9th December 2013 at Ikeja by 9am. Please do anybody have idea what the company is into? Cos i can't even remember applying there and i'm wondering how they get my contact. Please if you know about them, kindly hint me so as to have a knowledge on what they do. Thank you |
Health / Pls Help. My Injuries Are Becoming Bumps by dboardman: 10:52pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
Hello my fellow nairalander, I noticed dat weneva I have an injury and it heal, d spot will later start bumping up and caused sometin like bump. Pls is dia anytin I can apply to stop d bumpin tin, it's really disfiguring my body. I already av abt 4 part dat av such effect. Pls heeeelllllpppppp!!! |
Jokes Etc / What Is Your Nickname? by dboardman: 10:43pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
Hello nairalanders, let's share our nicknames here especially the very funny ones. Mine is Benene...let's keep it rollin |
Jokes Etc / How Do People Get To Give Bus Stop A Name? by dboardman: 12:47pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
Hello nairalanders, I've been wondering about dis issue for a while. How do people get to give names to every bus stop? Is it by wat happened in d area before or wat? Imagine bus stop like ologuro b/s, ajangbadi b/s, agulejika b/s, chemist b/s, alake b/s etc. Share ur knowledge if u know how dis names was came about. Keep it rollin |
Science/Technology / Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by dboardman: 3:25pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
This is the MTN ECLIPSE PROMO!!! Text 'i have seen the eclipse' to 33358 and stand the chance of winning a trip to the moon. The more SMS u send, the more your chance of winning. So...keep texting. MTN...everywhere you go |
Science/Technology / Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by dboardman: 3:17pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Am watching it live on supersport 3. Eclipse is leading the moon by 5 goals to nothing |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free Dragnet Past Q & A And Gmat Here by dboardman: 9:50am On Oct 26, 2013 |
Pls help me send it to benestico@yahoo.com [quote author=Tuntheycr7]If you would be writting d dragnet test comming up at the end of this month, you can drop your email here and i would send you the past question and answer for free. It includes Verbal reasoning, Objectives, Numerical and Abstract reasoni |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Iranian Councilor Banned For Being Sexy by dboardman: 10:56pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
Even if d goodness of ur life is going to come frm there, u will prefer to die rot. Na wa 4 people like u o. *spittin* |
Education / Rep Ur School/ Universities by dboardman: 6:15am On Nov 06, 2012 |
Rep ur school, universities, colleges... Let's seewhich school gets it. I rep unilorin...probitas doctrina |
Jokes Etc / silly Akpors by dboardman: 10:40pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
Three friends Akpors, Rukewe and Ogaga decided to go for a picnic. Rukewe packs the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches. Ogaga carried the basket and they set out for the park 10km away. It took them 2 hours to get there. When they arrived, Rukewe quickly spread the mat and set out the sandwiches. After checking around, Ogaga found out that Rukewe did not pack the bottle opener. They then begged Akpors to make the 4 hour trip to and fro for the opener. He disagreed. "You'll finish the sandwiches before I return," Akpors protested. "No we won't", assured Rukewe. After some more cajoling from them, Akpors reluctantly sets out for the opener. After 5 hours, there was no sign of Akpors. They decided to wait for another 3 hours. Still no sign of Akpors. Ogaga and Rukewe after waiting on Akpors for more than 8 hours were by now very hungry so they decided to take one sandwich each. As they were about to eat, Akpors pops out from behind a rock screaming: "I KNEW IT! I'M NOT GOING AGAIN"!!! |
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Kebbi by dboardman: 9:34pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
jaybim:hy bimbo, tanx a lot 4 d kind gesture. Although, I've not been happy since I got d letter by wit wat u've said, I'm havin hope of a GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡D stay over there.I heard I can get a bus at mazamaza. Would I get a luxurious bus or d normal small bus there? Cos I would prefer d luxurious bus for conviniency. Bimbo, pls can u gv ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ ur digits? So I can get in touch wit u wen I need help or inquiruies. I'll be glad if u do, pls. I'm planning to take off on tuesday but there are still much I dnt knw and will lyk 2 know. |
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Kebbi by dboardman: 1:07pm On Nov 03, 2012 |
Hi, I'm also posted 2 kebbi, I've not been up north before. Pls, hw many hours journey is it frm lagos? wia will I get a bus goin there? How much is d transport fare? Pls if there's anybody, let's hook up and go 2geda. Plssss ooooooo. I'm cluelesssss |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Finally Concedes Bakassi To Cameroon: Ahead Of Tuesday's Broadcast by dboardman: 7:25am On Oct 09, 2012 |
Rubbish! Rubbish!! Rubbish!!! I'm so vexed right now. Na which kind country be dis? Wat would be d fate of d nigerians dat has been living in dat place all their lives? Ahhhhhh, e D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣γ̲̣̣ do ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ like say make I jst meet dat obasanjo and dis jona face 2 face now now, I go chuk dia yansh badly. Ahhhhh dis is pure shiiiit. I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣γ̲̣̣ vex seriously as I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣γ̲̣̣ now, e D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣γ̲̣̣ do ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ like say na dia I com from. I doubt if dis country go beta sef. WAT A RUBBISH!!!
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Education / Unilorin 2012/2013 Starts Registration, Freshers Meet Here by dboardman: 1:57pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
Are u one of the lucky students given admission into unilorin for 2012/2013 session? Are u having problems with your registrations? Can u help give a tip on how to register successfully? Pls u are welcome. Let help ourselves here. UNILORIN...better by far |
Education / Re: Unilorin 2012/2013 Admissions by dboardman: 1:46pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
hey guys< pls am having a problem with my regisration. the screening record registration is writtin 'error saving entries' pls help me if u can. |
Jokes Etc / Add A Month To Ur Lifespan by dboardman: 11:16am On Oct 02, 2012 |
Would u like to add a month to ur lifespan? The method is simple. Here is a tip: HOLD UR BREATH FOR TEN SECONDS AND IN THE PROCESS, WIDEN UR MOUTH AND BLINK 5times. Na so u stupid reach? U beta stop d nonsense |
Jokes Etc / Get A Job With Mouth Watering Salary by dboardman: 11:45pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!! Are you 18 years and above?. Do you have a valid ID card?. Can you speak English and any other language?. Are you looking for a 9am - 3pm job with a monthly salary of N350,000 and a weekly allowance of N20,000?. No working during weekends and you only have to work half-day on Fridays?. If you're interested in this Job, Please contact me with your full details SO THAT WE CAN LOOK FOR IT TOGETHER COS ME SELF DEY FIND AM BADLY |
Jokes Etc / Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by dboardman: 4:31pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
U must be very stupid, which kain yoke b dis? All our network operator gat stop givin free mb |
Jokes Etc / Re: White Man Vs Black Man by dboardman: 4:26pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
If a white man read dis, he'll laff but if a black man read dis, na mtchewwwwwwww |
Jokes Etc / Re: Dyu Know Ur Sim Card Has A Name?? :o by dboardman: 4:21pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
D tin no work 4 me, abeg help ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ out |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by dboardman: 10:25am On Sep 17, 2012 |
No. Do I luk like a lazy man? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Dyu Know Ur Sim Card Has A Name?? :o by dboardman: 3:44pm On Sep 15, 2012 |
@[158:0] |
Jokes Etc / Re: Where Is My Meat? by dboardman: 10:24am On Sep 10, 2012 |
I now visit nairaland, I now go to joke section, I now read ur yoke, I now wanted to laff, I now c hw u mumu reach, I now send u to 5years out of nairaland, I now close my case. |
Jokes Etc / Re: ...de by dboardman: 10:09am On Sep 10, 2012 |
How does dat affect d price of garri? 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Makes A Joke Funny??? by dboardman: 10:02am On Sep 10, 2012 |
Ask google, mumu |
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