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Romance / Re: . by Dboy55(m): 1:42am On Nov 30, 2018
stupidity:
This event happened last year. I had this babe, a student which I play big brother role to and also play the role of a baby by sucking her bobbie in za oza room.

This girl smokes and drink like mad, a benin girl for that matter, mind you I’m from Edo State but this issue on ground about using girls for ritual, Benin girls and guys has upper hand in it. The girls aren’t helping matters. If you don’t do yahoo in Edo State currently, you don’t know what’s up. Just flash your iPhone, the pvssy is sure because they know yahoo boys tends to take them on their car’s front seat, and buy every for them.

So back to this girl we talking about. She had an exam to write the next day but she insisted on going to a friends birthday party which I tried stopping her from. Instead I told her to go read her books but she jokingly told me she’ll hurry home towards the evening and jack up her books. I had to leave her, nor be me send her go school.


That evening she flashed me and I tried calling back but it wasn’t going through. The next day she came to my place looking haggard and unkept.

“What happened to you”

She tried remembering what played out at the party and everything but we were there for close to two hours, few minutes to sit for her exam. Trying to remember what she went through the previous night. I told her to hurry home and get ready for the exam but she declined, insisting she can’t remember anything at all not even how her phone got smashed which she brought like that with 6k in her pocket.

She told me she’d take the course as a carry over instead. After about another an hour, she started recovering what transpired like a CD plate that’s scratched and you can’t get get the movie to play smoothly.

First she said someone, a guy she don’t normally talk to (they had issues) called her while she was at the party to come to his place, she said she declined, and ended the call, the guy called again and agin then she picked the phone and she couldn’t explain how she went on to board a bus and head over to the guys place all by her self.

Getting there the guy took her in, gave her something to drink and was on phone call for several minutes, then came to where she was and was begging her to say something which she refused, the guy used the whole night to beg her to say whatever he wanted her to say. Then the guy later called someone overseas to beg this same girl on the same issue, she refused to say what they wanted her to say. The guy was worried and about crying begging her to please say it else something will happen to him, she couldn’t take it anymore she had to start calling people to make them aware she might have been kidnapped, it was then the guy forcefully collected the phone and smashed it on the wall.

All sort of other stuffs kept coming into her head like a flashes, she also remembered seeing the guy with a knife and a concoction in a plate which he asked her to drink too, she was awake all through the night before she lost account of all the incident that morning. The guy gave her 6k to get another phone and told her to leave.

After she narrated everything and was relaxing, she held on to me and demanded sex right there and then. To be honest I did had sex with her. But I wasn’t scared of anything. Trust Edo boy. I’m fortified. Lol.

Later that day she asked me to follow her go get a new phone. On our way there, we saw the dude that took her home cruising in a Toyota Camry 2009 model, blasting music, this same guy drove passed us, looked at us and didn’t even notice the girl. The girl stood and pointed at the car that it’s the guy that’s driving the car, but this guy just look us comot face like say he nor see the girl. When we got home with the new phone, she inserted her sim and dialed the guys number just to be sure what she’s remembering are real and not a hangover. This guy picked the call, and said

“Witch, nor call me again”

He ended the call, and instantly blocked the girls number. Which she tried calling back and the call bounced.

It was all like a nollywood movie that day. Things are happening, Victor AD that sang the popular Benz slang still haven’t bought Benz. But guys are desperate for the Benz. By all means and girls aren’t helping matters either, when they see a yahoo guy, they just want to suck his money dry, after which these guys resort to any means just to stay afloat.


My fear also is, I’m not really sure but I’m suspecting these guys do plant something in these girls and have them go sleep around after which destinies of the guys that slept with the girls will be collected and credited to the guy.


The latest now also is they invite girls into their house or hotel room, prior to the invite, they spread a special bedspread on the bed which Baba gave them and after sleeping with the girls on the bed, they fold up the bedspread and take it back to Baba for the finals.


Girls should be wise, guys too should be wise. This shit about rituals works but it’s not worth it.


Please this post is not in anyway encouraging SCAM. I’m not in support of it.


Edited:: she was given red oil to lick after everything. Red oil nullifies any evil stuff that might have been given to her to drink or eat that night.


Mumu op,why must you say Benin boys have upper hand in dse ritual of a thing,shey nah Benin boys used dat delta 300level students take do ritual or used that AAUA for plus .Otondo
Politics / Re: Drama As Edo Governor Chases BEDC Boss Out Of Government House by Dboy55(m): 7:12pm On Nov 27, 2018
That woman funke nah Thunder go fire her,I even heard she has been banned from entering Ekiti sad sad
Politics / Re: Obaseki Presents N175.7bn Budget Proposal For 2019 To Edo Assembly by Dboy55(m): 1:04am On Nov 27, 2018
OBASSEKI D DIGITAL GOVERNOR
Education / Re: "I Wrote O'level Exams 17 Times"- UNIBEN Graduating Student Reveals. by Dboy55(m): 12:57am On Nov 27, 2018
Okay
Programming / Re: Things you need to know as an upcoming programmer and MY CODING DAIRY by Dboy55(m): 12:49am On Nov 27, 2018
egharevba250@gmail.com
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Rate My Younger Brother's Pencil Work by Dboy55(m): 1:29pm On Nov 25, 2018
bisi16:
With a talent like this, he's wasting his time studying Computer science.
how is he wasting his time studying CSC

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Computers / Re: Phone Repair by Dboy55(m): 1:10pm On Nov 25, 2018
donald14:
Hi Nairlanders, please i am looking for an expert to teach on how to do the followings

1. Phone Repair
2. Laptop Repair
3.Programming
4.Networking
5.Animation
6.
Only you wan just learn dose things angry shocked
Politics / Re: Dedicated To The Fallen Soldiers by Dboy55(m): 8:13am On Nov 25, 2018
They paid the price for peace ,Thank you fallen heroes for your service.
#Rest in paradise
Politics / Re: Soldier Ibrahim Sakaba & His Brother Killed By Boko Haram In Borno (Graphic) by Dboy55(m): 8:19pm On Nov 23, 2018
ehie:
The soldier next to them corpse has the thousand yard state ,battle shock or PTSD.he needs mental Evaluation asap.Nigeia Don cast for sure.After Northern Nigeria they will massacre we infidels for sure
bros I tell You,I looking at the soldier sitting next to the corpse face,dude has seen some real shit,he is currently battling PTSD

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Travel / Re: I'm Traveling To London, Follow Me On My Journey..... by Dboy55(m): 3:28pm On Nov 22, 2018
Lexusgs430:


NEVER ........... Power outage never happens and if it ever does. A warning email and letter would be sent out + massive generator supplied to bridge the gap and if compensation is payable, they also pay .....
Bros you are not the O.K.,now .please allow the op answer questions before you jump in grin grin

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Religion / Re: Why Do People Fear Celestial Church People by Dboy55(m): 10:16am On Nov 22, 2018
My guy if them burn candle for your matter,your life will never remain d xame grin grin

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Properties / Re: Looking For A House In Benin by Dboy55(m): 4:42pm On Nov 21, 2018
Nnaabros:


Which of the 'upper' ? Upper Sakponba, Upper Siluko, Upper mission, upper lawani etc grin

'UPPER' too many for Benin
Upper sakponba,ariund 3 house side grin

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Properties / Re: Looking For A House In Benin by Dboy55(m): 5:52am On Nov 21, 2018
zoeycherie:
Hi. I recently moved to Edo state and I'm desperately in need of a house to rent
I've had an agent show me some places and to be honest, they are positively shitholessmiley

I would like a place around Airport road, Ihama or Etete area in Benin city. Just any good self contained apartment or 1room in a clean, well maintained house that is easily accessible to ring road.

Thank you for your contributions.
Bro,try upper .I promised You,you won't regret it .houses there are also cheap grin
Poems For Review / Re: The Poem Tosyn Bucknor Wrote Before Her Death by Dboy55(m): 5:50am On Nov 21, 2018
RIP to her,whoever she is

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Romance / Re: My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Dboy55(m): 2:54pm On Nov 19, 2018
JayIlych:



Quote me there abeg
They done ban me there again, cry cry
Literature / Confession Of A Funnab Yahoo Boy (copied) by Dboy55(m): 9:04pm On Nov 18, 2018
Hmmm,so I saw someone posted this story in romance section.i decided to start posting it here .after those mods ban me .please I am not the owner of these wonderful story .

The Original author is Christian C. Uzor

The Takes Of Gbadebo

I had always looked at myself as a child of promise. Even my mom use to say it; That when I was born, the chief Iman of Ilorin came and prayed for me. He prophesied into my life that I will do well and achieve great things at a very young age. He also said that my parents will be elevated. But now am wondering what has gone wrong about those prophesies? What is holding them back? Why has it not come to pass. The worse part of it is that my dad died when I was 5. The elevation prophesy sef, even if say e come, na only my mama go come chop inside! Or maybe the gods are punishing my family because we later converted from Muslim to Christian religion!

All that were my thought. My heart was bitter. I just dey regret. Na who send me go write JAMB! Na who send me go even write the FUNAAB Post UTME! If I had known I would have saved that money and use it for better things as my mother had suggested. I no hear. Na so I use the money go write JAMB. And that would be the second time I was writing JAMB and passing through, yet no money for tuition fees. No money to further. I wrote one the previous year and choose University of Ibadan. I passed the Jamb but there was no common N3000 to process my Post UTME. Chaiiii, poverty bad. I encouraged myself. My mom had earlier said I should give up on going to school, that there was no money to see me through. Yes, I saw her point but I was hoping for a miracle to happen. I was just believing that I would just see a tree full of money and start plucking them. Or maybe meeting a helper that would say, “Let me just train you through your higher institution.”

I had saved up to N45, 000 the past year. I gave my best at where I worked just to see I save money for my school. My mom who was into Akara business. She had been complaining about her eye problem. Out of the N45,000, I gave her N12,000 to go for treatment. Money don short nah. But I was determined that I won’t lose that admission. I must enter university this time. No going back, whether money dey or not.
That was how my mom nearly closed down her Akara business that she was raising fund for me to go to school. She borrowed N27, 000 from the cooperative group she was. Plus the one I had. I went to Federal University Of Agriculture Abeokuta (Funaab), paid my admission acceptance fee, school fees and other fees. We never even start to dey talk accommodation sef. The guy I was squatting with had graduated and he was leaving the room the next weekend. I had earlier asked if he would leave some few things for me. He said he couldn’t, that he needed money badly so he wants to sell them. Even if the guy leave am for me, how I wan take pay for accommodation sef! He has really tried. I met him when I came to write my post UTME. I didn’t even know anybody in Abeokuta. But he was God sent. He harboured me for 4 days and I still came back, he was still harbouring me. He said the rent would be due the next two weeks.

So after paying the necessary fees, I had to go back home to sort myself on accommodation and feeding, refresh and come back to campus fully the next week to resume.

When I got home, things were not so good at all. My mom was down with malaria. I know say she go don dey think how she go take pay back the money wey she borrow from cooperative. And even her crumbling business, coupled with all the irony of life. I only had N430 left with me at that moment inside my pocket. I had to rush to the chemist shop to get my mom drugs. I called one of our relatives in Offa and updated her on what was happening to my mom.

3 days later, it seemed my mom was recovering gradually. I withdrew the last N5, 000 in my account and went to buy provisions and food stuffs. There was nothing much at home. At least, even if say person poor, that does not mean say we no go chop better food.

A day before travelling back to Abeokuta, I went to the place I worked before leaving. My former Oga wey like me wella. He gave me N2,000. I told him I was going back to school. Some of my paddies still dash me small money. I calculated everything and it amounted to N3, 450.

“Gbadebo! Gbadebo!!” my mom called. I was outside chatting with a friend when he called. I came into the room. “Gbadebo,” she said. “Ma,” I answered. She brought out some squeezed naira notes from the edge of her wrapper were she tied it. She handed them over to me. I counted them and It was N3, 500. “Kosi owo. Manage elei.” She said I should manage it that there was no money. Infact, she even tried. I couldn’t say anything. As I took the money, I went to bed to sleep, thinking of how my 4 year journey would look like in Funaab with my poverty condition.

The next morning, I arranged my only travelling bag, which doubles as my school bag. I only had few clothes which I inserted into the bag, with the only foot wear I had, my pam slippers, na im I go wear go back. “I am going to school.” person wey see me go think say I dey joke. Na only 2 trousers and 5 shirts wey I get I put inside my bag. I didn’t have time to buy many things because I was saving to go to school. The only mobile phone we had, a small touchlight phone. I had to leave it with my mom. I told her I would be calling from a business center. It was better for me that way so I could be reaching out to her rather than me taking the phone to school.

I looked my mom into the eye as I was about leaving for the park. She looked worried seeing me leave. “I guessed she was worried how I would cope.” I hugged her and left to the park where I would be boarding a car to Ibadan. As I entered one of the cars going to Ibadan, I wasn’t happy. My heart was filled with too many weird thoughts that I didn’t even know when the car got filled up, I paid and we left.

On the road to Ibadan, “I thought about my life.” After paying for my transportation, I was only left with N4,450. We never get to Ibadan ooo. I have not even talked about my accommodation. Where will I even stay? How will I feed sef? And I go even pay transport go school. As all thosewere flipping through my mind, tears ran down my eyes. The woman sitting close to me was the one that even called my attention. She asked what was wrong with me that I shed tears. And we were sitting at the front seat opposite the driver. I had to bring out my handkerchief from my pocket and whipped my face. I don’t even know what to tell the woman. I wished she was Jesus that could just take my burden away. Well, I told her that it’s just some family related issues that was making me shed tears. “Family issues keh!” she said. She spoke in Yoruba language. She asked what kind of family issue was that. I no wan tell her. One don’t just go around telling people their problems. I felt reluctant telling her. “Part of me said I should open up to her while another part of me said I should not. She seemed to be asking genuinely but she’s just a random person. Even if I tell her, will she adopt me or give me N1m.” I just told her that the money I was giving to for my school was not enough. Immediately I said that, almost every one inside the car busted into laughter. Part of me was like, “You see, you see wetin I tell you. You should have not told her.” I began regretting saying it out. The woman laughed uncontrollable in a mocking tone. “Is that the family problem,” she asked. She said there are some people their own case was worse so mine was even not a case. By then, I just wished she knew more about my own case. As other people in the car were talking, some gisting and telling stories of how their children survive in higher institution. I just ignored them. “No be their own e dey me sef. I went back into deep thoughts that I didn’t even know when we got to Ibadan. The woman beside me called my attention when she was alighting. She was kind enough to give me N500. I accepted it graciously and thanked her as she told me not to cry. She left. Well, N500 will definitely go a long way.

Na so I take car wey dey enter Abeokuta. It dropped me in a popular spot called “Camp,” a road leading to Funaab. The place I am squatting.

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Romance / Re: My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Dboy55(m): 8:54pm On Nov 18, 2018
My banning just expired now,you guys should kum over to literature thread I am going to be posting the story there,I am going to start afresh all over again
Science/Technology / Re: Brand New Apple Homepod For Sale, Apple users come in here now!! by Dboy55(m): 3:10pm On Nov 18, 2018
How much oga
Romance / Re: My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Dboy55(m): 5:53pm On Nov 17, 2018
When I got to the house where I was squatting. The guy don almost empty the house. He had almost sold everything in the room. The room was virtually empty. He said he was finally leaving that evening back to Lagos and the only thing he left for me was a wall hanger. The foam, he said some one was coming to pick it. Not quite long I came in, the person came and carried it. Na so everybody for the compound dey hail am as he dey leave. He said he had told the landlord that he was leaving. The rent was expiring the next 3 weeks and if I wasn’t going to renew, I should leave because the landlord na “No-nonsense” man.

Na so My guy com finally leave. I began thinking of how to raise N24, 000 for the room. And the house was arguably one of the cheapest and very neat in the area.

As I slept that night, i went into deep thoughts again. At a time I felt like just giving up and going back to Ilorin. But I just had to keep calm.

I told myself that I would try as much to be friendly with the neighbors since the original guy who owns the room had left. There were about 4 rooms in the compound. 3 rooms were occupied by thee females while the remaining one was occupied by my guy that left. I don’t really know much of the girls neither have I had a reasonable conversation with them except but one of them, Adaobi. When I was paying for my school fee and other registration, she congratulated me and welcomed me to Funaab. She said she was in 200Level. Na she be the only person wey I don talk to. The other two girls, I just dey greet them dey waka. But I knew that one of them was Emmanuella. Most times they do call her Nuella. And the other Bola. My guy used to call them by their names before he left.

The next morning, I woke up in the empty room. As my guy don waka make he go find him destiny. As I stood up, it looked as if my whole body was hit with hammer. Body dey pain me. That’s the danger of sleeping on ordinary floor. I brought out my tooth paste, took the remaining sachet water left from the one I drank the previous day. I went outside to brush my teeth. I saw Adaobi. I greeted her and she was just hailing me. “Fresher! Freshest fresher,” she asked when the matriculation would hold, and I told her. “I know you will be missing bode(my guy that had left),” she said. I laughed timidly. She was trying to be friendly as we talked. She asked when I would start buying things into the room. Hmmm, I didn’t even know how to reply her. “How I wished she knew my predicament.” “Even the house sef, I don’t have money to rent it. I just dey stay come dey hope say miracle go happen.” Well I told her that I would soon start buying my own things. As we were just talking, Bola came out of the room, “Gbadebo fresher, you have landed! Welcome to Alabata,” Bola shout and we laughed.

The first two weeks was very difficult for me. I was so worried about accommodation. I wanted to make good friends who could just help me out. I have heard that it was not easy getting some body to squat with. Though I had not been open up to any one. I can’t just go out and start telling random people my problem. I just want to make new and good friends I could confide in.” The empty house I was staying, the rent was nearing expiry day and I don’t know what to do. Adaobi was very helpful even though I was yet to tell her what I was passing through. When going to school, if I meet her at the mancot stand where the school costal big bus picks student to school. If we enter together, she would always pay for me. All that prompted me to open up to her one particular evening when she told me that the landlord of the house came and wanted to put new tenants. So they had asked me to vacate the place immediately since I wasn’t ready to renew bode’s rent.” Na so I begin tell her my challenges, how things be for house and I couldn’t even afford rent oo. Adaobi pitied and encouraged me. Infact she even gave me food that night o. I couldn’t even tell her to come stay with her. I felt it wa

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Romance / Re: My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Dboy55(m): 5:53pm On Nov 17, 2018
Make I continue for where the OP stop,
Guys I have found the thread,make I post am here or i should I share d post link
Travel / Re: I'm Traveling To London, Follow Me On My Journey..... by Dboy55(m): 11:32am On Nov 17, 2018
TroublemakerPro:


But there are some curvy ones though..

But main aim here is to make money ooo and pay back my parents grin
Bro that's d spirit,make money first,every other thing follows

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Travel / Re: I'm Traveling To London, Follow Me On My Journey..... by Dboy55(m): 9:47am On Nov 17, 2018
TroublemakerPro:


I saw one white thick lady but I could tell that the butt was Fake
whites and their fake butts . cry

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Travel / Re: I'm Traveling To London, Follow Me On My Journey..... by Dboy55(m): 9:10am On Nov 17, 2018
TroublemakerPro:
This oyibo accent no be hero ooo.
American accent is easier to understand seff.

They will be talking and singing at the same time..

But there are some fine white chicks here oooo.
The only thing is that them no get back, still 9ja babes fine pass smiley
Guy,you neva see any thick girls .those make dae endowed? grin grin

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Education / Re: Should I Rewrite Jamb Or Continue Waiting For Admission by Dboy55(m): 9:03pm On Nov 16, 2018
asuustrike1:

Edo university or Ambrose Alj University?
Edo university iyamho law,is 1.2million per session who'll aau is 140k per season
Education / Re: T by Dboy55(m): 9:32pm On Nov 15, 2018
Yea,I am
Culture / Re: How Children Of The Dead Share Proceed Made From Funeral Ceremonies In Igboland by Dboy55(m): 7:36pm On Nov 12, 2018
Nah today you know @op say igbo people like money,d fit do anything because of money so dis one nor be new thing to dem

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Science/Technology / Benin,other Towns To Have Free Internet Access by Dboy55(m): 3:32pm On Nov 10, 2018
Benin, other towns to have free Internet access – Obaseki

In a bid to make Benin City and some other towns in Edo State major information and entrepreneurial hubs, Edo State Governor, Mr. Godwin Obaseki, has said that the ongoing laying of fiber optic cables in the state will be completed soon, to provide for hotspots for free access to the Internet at designated places.

The governor said this at the Edo Youth Summit/Job Fair held at the Edo Innovation Hub, as part of activities to mark his administration’s second year anniversary.

Explaining the development, Obaseki said: “If you are observant, you would have seen men digging trenches to lay fiber optic cables. By the time we are done with the work, you all can have free internet access at designated places in Benin City and some other towns.”

The hotspots are expected to deepen internet access in the state, as it will complement work at Edo Innovates, an ICT incubation hub.

Geared towards start-up acceleration, ICT training, digital design, SME development, grant writing and many other efforts, the hub has had no less than 2,114 beneficiaries who found jobs or created one to the benefit others.

Explaining his commitment to job creation through ICT, the governor restated that the sector is for the youth. “That is one of the places where the youth can find expression,” he said.

Crime / Nigeria Musician "Runtown" Has Been Accused Of Defrauding A White Woman Of $124k by Dboy55(m): 3:56am On Nov 07, 2018
Runtown "the nah spoil we spoil,we nor they thief corner, has been accused by a white woman on Instagram of scamming her the sun $124k,she also acknowledge Runtown elder brirger was involved.
She posted a picture of the cheque of $124k they defrauded her from and screen record of their videos chat in Instagram also
Runtown responded by saying,it was not him,that it was done by a group of impostors using his name to defraud people .

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