Ibunkun1:


I think the viewers think TT likes her, maybe they're trying to project the idea too, she TT nor get wife ni?

TT is divorced with a daughter from the previous marriage

raumdeuter:


What's the point of that much riches and fame if you cannot nack whoever you want. Talk true if you were rich like Trump has been for most of his life you will likely do 5 Stormies at once

You wey be say on top sapa, you still no let girls rest

I remember one reddit way them ask people wetin them go do if they got a million dollars windfall. The consensus was unanimous—cocaine and hookers

I am religiously monogamous sir

raumdeuter:


Did you hear that Trump used Bitcoin to make a purchase yesterday?

Was the payment for another Olosho rental deposit like Stormy Daniels’

seankafor:
Wy do people hate good billionaires like Elon musk who is on the side of humanity

https://www.nairaland.com/8216324/blindsight-elon-musk-invents-device

Funniest shii I’ve read this evening

Leyqute:


Those moves are always a gamble. We also bought Mejbri for 4m as a teenager and sold him for about 5m. After years of “developing him.” There’s no guarantee that a player will turn out good and teenagers are wildly unpredictable.

Good thing is that most of the young guys we bought are turning out well . Look at Amad for instance. He cost us about 40m ( 19+18m in bonuses) when he was 18. But with the way he’s going, he could easily be a 70-100m player by the end of the season.

Dalot is also another low-key solid piece of business.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:



A simple yes or no answer. Na you say Ukraine is at war just now. Again, did Ukraine declare war on Russia ❓❓

Potassium

OkpaNsukkaisBae:


Did Ukraine declare war on Russia?

This is deflection. Who declared the war is irrelevant. Explain the logistics of holding an election with a bulk of your citizenry scattered across Europe as refugees?

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Venezuela election was not free and fair yen yen..
But the clown in Kyiv has refused to conduct election.
The Saudis, Qatar nko? When will they sanction them for not accepting democracy?

Dumb people can be disgusting

Eku mi sir. I don’t have your level of intelligence so please put it in small words i can understand. Here is the question:

"How is a country at war supposed to run an election?"

GloriousGbola:


isreal in final solution mode - now we put ze explosives in ze vibrat-ors

Talking about Final Solutions, I spent 4 hours in Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp yesterday. My main takeaways are these:

- Anything wey you do for this life, nor let them kill you. If them kill you, nothing go happen. Karma is a myth and 90% of Nazi officers escaped justice and died at a ripe old age in South America

- The Republicans spreading all types of targeted slurs at Haitians and other minorities are running the same playbook the Nazis used in the 1930s.

- Raumdeuter might be the smartest man on this board. Auschwitz has me thinking different about gun ownership. Omo, you ain’t taking me into that big-ass death camp of no escape alive. Better to shoot it out and take 5 Soldaten with me. I immediately went to receive shooting training from some Russian instructors (Okpa will approve this )

- Ausschwitzt still has electricity underground dawg. 80 odd years later and our public primary schools are in a worse infrastructural state than a decommissioned Abandoned Nazi Death camp bombed the fūck out by the Allies

afrodoc2:


It is not sketchy at all.

When you are trying to buy stuff online from the comfort of your home, you have certain freedoms. Once you are out in public you lose some of those freedoms and you are bound by an implicit social contract in most cases, unless there are explicit exceptions.

This contract is in place in order to prevent a total breakdown of law and order. Imagine someone disregarding queues in the bank and just bribing the teller in order to be attended to first. Or the same thing happening at a supermarket, hospital, post office, mechanic workshop, restaurant, airport etc.

Now imagine EVERYBODY doing it as standard practice. Everyone just arrives and rushes to the front in order to bribe the person in charge of whatever service/product is being bought.  

We have not even touched on the "showing workings" i.e. bribery of the manager, which is a different problem on its own, separate from the disregard for order.

There are many reasons why i say this country is irredeemably doomed. This is just one of them. People with this mindset will become governors, permanent secretaries, and ministers in the future.

Irredeemably. No better descriptor

BlueRayDick:




Let him go and try it in filling stations where there are angry agberos/motorists wey dey vex, by the time they use him meat rub ground he will learn to do things the right way.

BlueRayDick:


You are no different from that civil servant guy that rigged his pre-paid meter , doesn’t go to work but get paid and wants a better Nigeria .

Just look at how u made disorderliness sound fancy and cool .

If I hear say dem arrest u for Bunkering , I won’t be surprised one bit

This time I’ll have to play Devil’s advocate and say this is a sketchy area

The same economic dynamic at play here is the same one that’s at play when you pay for express shipping on Jumia.

If you tell me to wait 5 days for an item and pay 1k or pay 3k and get it today, that means you already have the capability to deliver today but you request a premium to deliver that capability

From a capitalist perspective, he’s doing nothing wrong. He’s just negotiating a premium on a product in exchange for improved service delivery.

From a socialist perspective, he’s a prïck that will be guillotined once the revolution is underway

Sometimes i wonder if sticking to the straight lane in Naija is virtue or foolishness and i say this as someone who was a stickler for the straight lane

Emaprince:
poor kante..

I hope this is not true

Staying in the poverty trenches for too long will fück with your self-esteem and observers will tag it "humility".

I feel for the brother.

iamoyindamola:

Have you watched hostel 1-3
It's a horror movie about tourists exploring Czech and ladies until they were kidnapped and butchered by some assholes who have fetish for killing people by inflicting pain
They chose tourists because no one will look for them

Nihilistjnr na giran no one should follow his foot steps 😂😂

Exactly the reason i said I’m not stepping foot near there. Abi you think say I dey whyne ni?

Ibime:




Thanks for this information about the iniquities of that gentile land. All good sons of Jacob should do well to avoid the area like the Angel of Passover

Never nearing Prague. Heard from a Naija guy at a seedy bar somewhere that Czech niggas racist af and the women just want to reap your dignity and pride as a black man.

Shoutout to Nihilistjr. Always putting niggas on to what we need to avoid to be successful in life and destiny

BlueRayDick:


The crux of the matter is ; in Nigeria if u study STEM related courses , ur chances of landing a STEM related is not high because there are few STEM related jobs out there.

Eventually u will have to drag jobs with non-STEM graduates . Trust me, if u meet people who studied non-STEM related courses to drag job, ur chances of getting the job is same as theirs . I mean the smart ones. It’s not like ur STEM degree suddenly makes u better than them in any way.

Anybody who thinks otherwise is just massaging his STEM ego. A student who graduates with 5.0 CGPA in history & international relations and another who graduates with 5.0 in Mathematics have equal chances of landing a graduate trainee role simply because they are both smart.

Depends on the company calibre.

You’re not getting a graduate trainee role at Goldman Sachs with a 5.0 in History and International relations.

Ultimately both graduates will have to ace interviews but preselection means the Historian will be left in the past whilst the mathematician plots a trajectory to the offer letter

I’d say if you can do a STEM course, you should probably do it. There are intangibles you pick up that are useful in any situation. Intangibles such as reasoning from first principles, optimisation etc

Also, fundamentally the world is a competitive marketplace. If you’re sure you have enough literature talent to become the next R.L Stine or Steven King, then stay in your social sciences field but if not, just remember the competition is brutal.

An example, I have a friend from my Uni days who just completed his Bachelors in Medicine and Surgery. This niqqa is also really versed in Android/Web/Machine Learning and has years of experience there. He asked me to go through his CV and I was like, "only problem i see in your CV is that you’ve got too much credentials"

Imagine you carry your History and Religious studies degree follow this kain person find work

CrystalTiger:
God should keep BAT alive till 2027 because this Shettimma might actually be who people say he is..

2027? Abeg make God keep BAT alive forever just incase. I nor trust am, this Shettima dey move like the undead

GloriousGbola:


The only text okpa could read was the 12+. That was how he knew he had the right app.

Laff don tear my belle this morning

izzou:


Please, don't come and spoil hustle for me

Nobody is deceiving anybody.

North Korea is a great country. There's a lot of freedom and jobs.

I just need to know if they have an embassy here, before i open my Travel agency.

Abi?

They are even in close proximity to great athletic facilities like the Korean Demilitarised Zone (DMZ) which provides quick answers for people who ponder on the question: "Who’s faster? Me or a flying bullet from the sniper perched atop the wall?"

MEND001:
Pain who u Wey no know where u come from. Better go and look for your father.

Clean the tears and mucous from your nose. I’m as jobless as you are at the moment and twice as petty too.

I’m just here to harvest your painment. Your tears give me nourishment. Keep them coming

MEND001:
You have always been a fool. Not surprised

E pain am

Omo, God dey create human beings for this life

How normal person go see North Korea, say that one na im dream destination

I thank God Okpa was born not in the hinterlands of Maiduguri, he for don become world renowned terrorist by now

Ballzproblemm:
alright,but just know you are making it worse,them don limit comment section.If their mind touch ground make them open ,let's see if they can intimidate everybody .

If them mind touch ground, nothing go happen. Those extremists are cowards always looking for plausible deniability such as online anonymity and mob action.

Racist forums like Stormfront and 4chan have existed for years and nothing happened. Interacting with regular people is what gives racists, xenophobes and supremacists verve and ginger.

iamoyindamola:

Materazzi had the freedom of speech to call Zidane mother and sister whores then got the result on a platter

The internet has made people too comfortable chatting what they can’t defend in person. Everybody has heart behind the screens

I’m sure Pamilerin thought he had freedom of speech when he was carping about Peruzzi until goons catch am for lounge change him eye colour with slap

Ballzproblemm:
YouK government dey threaten free speech but you no go hear am cause no be Nigeria government , imagine protecting violent immigrants more than your own citizens, wahala don dey.

Freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences.

You have freedom of speech to call Mike Tyson Mama a bïtch but you’ll get a flattened nose and that’s what consequences is. Life is easy

BlueRayDick:


If DSS no carry this guy anytime soon , make I know wetin cause am 😂😂😂😂

As much as I'm not a fan of Tinubu, the amount of misinformation/disinformation in that one single video is crazy 🤯.

The guy practically said the Calabar coastal road will be funded to the tune of 15 trillion out of 28 trillion 2024 budget 😂. The guy does not even care about all those talks from Umahi that the contract is EPC+ F or whatever he chose to call it.

The guy mix everything together just plant Tinubu hate in Northerners mind and add better fertilizers for the thing to germinate ASAP.

I lost it when the tried explaining what a trillion Naira is.🤣🤣🤣🤣


On a serious note, I believe some of these guys are being sponsored by the powers that appears to be angry with Tinubu in the north . Honestly, Tinubu get bigger problems wey pass Peter Obi o. All those nonsensical and unnecessary attack at Obi by Bayo Onanuga and the rest of his guys on twitter ; they need to channel the energy on the people that are really after their principal .

Not happening. A China-born Northerner with an American passport under the protection of the Chinese government? DSS can’t do shiiit

I remember when mfs wanted Elon Musk to buy United

Omo this thread dey bust my brain https://x.com/isoquince/status/1821212126947557581?s=12&t=lTi5csjRQKIeUOemGSWFtQ&mx=2

Theflint1:
It's practically impossible to develop accent as an adult, the vocal chords are fully formed by then...those 1 month accent people na acting, but they say having the oynbo accent helps you not stick out like a sore thumb which in turn helps with upward mobility.

Accent is pretty much more dependent on neural association and less dependent on physical morphology

You probably pronounce the name, "Bukayo Saka" exactly the same way Peter Drury pronounces it and this is due to reinforcement training from hearing the name pronounced (incorrectly) hundreds of times over the course of 6 seasons.

Some people fake accent (sometimes it is absolutely necessary when speaking to people from certain other nationalities who have a difficult time understanding an unrefined Nigerian accent) but if you hear words pronounced a certain way countless times, you will form different neural pathways for those words. For example, I and my guys speak Pidgin with normal Nigerian accents and Deutsch with a totally different accent and the change is pretty much unnoticeable from our perspectives.

Ibime:
A Rwandan Christian boy suffering from autism kills 3 children

Few far-right thugs start attacking mosques in retaliation wey no get anything to do with the matter

Some Muslims come out to answer fire with fire (not attacking communities, just counterattacking aggressors)

And Apartheid boy Elon Musk is capping nonsense.

And for those wondering, everywhere is calm over here. Few tens of people making noise in smallfolk locations, we dey watch on TV like una. Nothing dey happen.

Apartheid Boy seems very invested in periodically stoking unrest and heating up the polity. I’m really curious what his end goal is. I understand that the only ideals the rich really are aligned with are the ideologies that doubles financial equity and Musk can give a rats arsë about free speech and other lamba he keeps yarning for the simple to ingest.

What do you suppose is Musk‘s end game?

A40:
This is laughable. You think voting or not voting Trump will affect anything? Trump has right wing support but is not a right winger at his core. Everyone knows this so bone this fear mongering business liberal leftists do

The other party has absolutely nothing to offer Black men.

Let us even ask ourselves a very honest question. Which Muslim country can you go as a non Muslim and constitute like some of them do in most Western countries?

Tell me the non Muslim community that is thriving peacefully in any Muslim dominated country.

Where will you even see church for their side talkless of the one wey you go burn. If we want to talk let's talk heavy

Fairs. That one na Arab people problems to contend with so make them sort themselves out.

My own na say, when EDL boys pull up then no go care your religion. Even if you be Cardinal Arinze, once you be dudu, you’re going from having one tummy to having 44 abs.

I’m speaking from the dudu perspective here. Anti-immigrant sentiment has peaked and waned over the course of the century but this is 2010s SA xenophobia levels and it is not a coincidence that it is happening at a time the far-right are on the up

Ballzproblemm:
Muslims are doing worse in Europe, raping teen girls, stabbing people maniacally.European countries need to ban them

What is bad is bad.

Stabbing innocent Muslims who had nothing to do with the attacks doesn’t make any sense and believe me, I’ve suffered more at the hands of certain Muslims (mfs tried to burn my house down when i was 5) but that will not make me support brainless bigotry.

I’m in support of deportations and tightened border control but using one crime to answer another crime no be am