₦airaland Forum

ojoawo: Mistaswag vs Ojoawo

VOTING CRITERIAS
-imagery - 2points
-punchlines - 2points
-metaphors - 2points
-personals - 2points
-multies - 2point
-wordplay - 2points
-flow - 1point
-Vocabs- 2points
-opener - 1point
-closer - 1point
-creativity - 2point

Deadline: 29 January, 2013

mistaswag: the only time diz niqquh' z sick, was wen ah mess in his mouth, affected his lunqs and qot him cryinq in pain|
hitz connect-to-yah-chin!. yah chance of winninq-is-thin! cuz if u say the 'future-is-qrim' we know u jz mean u're not qettinq-the-win||

yah verse aint d0p3.. ah timez two all yah linez, "then mark", yet u aint up to NL averaqe scores|-denmark
chanqin "this qreen site" on ma mind.. i'll paint NL red, wen ah start breakinq yah skull||-disqrin siqht

dude u aint ffuckinq with me.. doinq dat NL will only-qet-u-bleep| quess am a lyrical "shephard".. ninjaz like u keep followinq ma steps, like-ah-own-u-sheep|.. like Khim, ah know how to brinq ninjaz down, like ah posses her weapon.. biq b00bz and wide "hips"|-shephard(shape add)-hips(heaps)

u cudn't shine with writtens if u had some flaired-raps, i'm a "doq", u're a "ppussy", so i'ma have to scare-cat|.. son study ma linez, cuz they're somethin to stare-at| i'll force ma finqers in yah optics and "press your eyez" like enclosures to aircraft||-doq(dawq)-ppussy(puccy)-press your eyez(pressurize)

at T.T.C i was sick, now qettinq to the hospital.. i was told ma "ill sicker"|-ill seeker
..like am HIV positive, am loaded-with-Heavy-Ill-Vibes.. WTF! ma brain'z about to burst, cos it was coded-with-every-real-verse, niqquh||

"cominq"-real-hard-aqain, still i aint qettinq weak.. like Maestro dropinq-ill-verd-"invain", made me ill-mortal|-cominq(ccuminq)-invain(in vein)
honestly, i know u're d0p3, but too bad for u.. have been searchinq for d0p3h3adz to kill, call me ill-hunter||

ah know u claiminq d0p3,i reconsider but nope, u aint! u can only be d0p3 if Khimwhyte br3astf33d u with her achoholic biq b00bz.. but WTF! sleak wont allow that|
..i'ma spill yah blood, that u'll be shy to update yah thread: who-qot-the-braqqinq-riqht?.. cos u a chelsea fan, dosn't make u "mata" here, son u-just-a-braqqinq-brat||-mata(matter)

smh, yah equivalents are "toilet and tissue".. and riqht now am dropinq hot sshit on u, so whatz the "issue"|-(toylet and teach you)-issue(isu)
the only time u'll be able to stand ma punches is wen u in a morque.. and dey already "freeze you"||-frizzle

ONE
still yah emcee mistaswaq tha ill barz

keys: isu dat ah use to wordplay issue is yam in yoruba lanquaqe.,. disqrin is to stop someone from smilinq or openinq teeth .,. use dictionary to know d meanin of ma wordplayz.. jujz plz diq diz