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mbatuku2: Can a female apply?

The position is open to both genders.
Be sure to send your SMS as soon as you can.
Take care.
DZE

Pattey: Oga, your attempt to get cute with use of words will not work with me. . . Be it an accomplice using a separate I'd or same person wiv different IDs trying to give an innocent impression; its not gonna work!

I need not ask U any set of questions that have been failed before hand, yes, failed!

Do you expect me to start asking why you're using an advert format hundreds of scammers have used? Like seriously?!!?? Didn't you think before posting your ad with that format?

Kmt

Mr Pattey,
You're an amusing fellow.
The format international companies use for job adverts is what you're abusing?
Go to www.fish4jobs.co.uk and find out which companies advertise and the formats they use there.
Again, your ignorance is showing; the longer this goes, the deeper the hole you'll dig for yourself.
I'd advised you to accept your fault and move on; or maybe find a 'lesser foe' whose intelligence you might be able to surpass.
Meanwhile, if you're intimidated by my 'use of words', I tremble to think how poor your education was to find such common language 'cute'.
Lastly, it's clear you're too full of yourself to acknowledge your failings- evinced by yet another simple-minded reference to scams- therefore, I'll oblige you by stringing you along till you tie yourself into knots.
When you've displayed enough bellicosity and made an utter fool of yourself be sure to slink off, back to your small pond where you seem to be a big fish; but hurry- someone else might have taken your place while you're off displaying braggadocio.
(...are the words beyond your comprehension? do you need a dictionary?)

I'm conducting interviews this Saturday. Be sure to send me an sms so I give you an invite.
Maybe you're actually job-hunting and have been acting out your frustrations; in any case, you can play the 'observer' status and come back here to refute and recant your diatribe.
Talk about eating humble pie!!

Pattey: Its quite simple, the format of your advert here is 99% consistent with the job scam adverts out there.

You may want to check threads on that topic to get an idea.

Thank you.

I established a premise and asked for proof of your accusations; but you simply made an assumption and want to justify yourself based on it?
Your laziness and myopia are clearly evident.
When an apparently intelligent man offers falsehood as truth, what hope for those who believe what you say?
Wasn't deceit the weapon used by the Devil against Eve?
You didn't ask the OP some simple questions to clarify the veracity of the advert.
You refuse to acknowledge that you were wrong in your assumption.
May your pride and prejudice not lead to your fall.
Amen

tpapi: Can dos without sales esperience apply

If you meet all other competency criteria, you may apply.
Thanks.

Pattey: Oh! I see, his accomplice eh? Co-thieves!

This format has been OVER-USED; texting applicant details (in ur case to to 08092863560. Or call: 018444381) and quoting some silly ref num (in ur case 'nlsci9').

Try again thieves!!!

Mr. Pattey,
I've been through some of your posts and you claim to be a proud member of the 'fourth estate of the realm'. Fine.
As a responsible member of the press/mass media, which of the details in the advert did you investigate before posting your comments?
You called my advert a scam and accused 2 people of being co-thieves; could you please help Nairalanders out by providing proof of your assertions?
Thank you.

Flooerin: I am interested in the job but distance is an issue. Can i get a yes for accommodation. What is duty hours and off period?

Hi Flooerin,
The text you send will show your location; therefore in response to your application, the issues will be addressed before your interview.
Thanks.

Hi all.
Firstly- Please, refrain from libeling persons on this website. A genuine business is within it's rights to demand the site admin's intervention or take legal action- Note to Pattey: Check Item 2 on the posting Rules.
Secondly, anyone interested in the position should either send a text message or call the numbers provided.
Thirdly, apart from the sms you send or call you make, the application and interview processes are WITHOUT ANY CHARGES; leading to-
The fourth item- Download the guarantor's form from the link below and print 2 copies for each guarantor. Again, your ONLY expense is in browsing and printing; there are no 'vetting fees'.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/lu687q28nt2d0uo/

Thank you.
DZE

Experienced Sales/Admin Assistants needed.
These are full-time, permanent positions.

The role of Admin Sales Assistant will be to work in a customer facing environment.
Applicants will need to maintain a high level of accuracy.
Key responsibilities of the role will include:

* Software based stock control
* Assisting customers with bulk and retail purchases
* Making recommendations and up-selling products

Essential skills:

* Competent level of IT literacy skills
* Experience of retail and bulk sales services
* Ability to establish good working relationships
* Strong customer service skills, self motivation, team player mentality
* A consistent professional approach to all tasks

Locations- Ilasan, Oniru and Lekki Phase 1, Lagos.
Services- Sales/Delivery of Domestic
Bulk and Retail Phonecards
Website and Computer Services
Movies, Phones and Accessories

Wages and Benefits
Basic- ₦20,000-30,000/month. Salary determined by location duties.
Living Assistance- WEEKLY payment in the first month.
Accommodation- Free but provided on a discretionary basis.
IT training- Given to certification level.
Salary Bonus- Up to ₦3000/month paid when new product lines are included.

To apply-
Send a text with your 'Name, Age, Location, Years of relevant experience' ;
to 08166252749.

Also, Quote code- 'nlsci9' in your text message.
Good luck.

This vacancy is being advertised by DropZone Enterprises

agbameta: Keep quiet and stick to your kabu kabu 419 salesman job

It's instructive what level of intellect some of us contribute to discussions here.
Your insults are both small-minded and pointless- both to me and the issues raised by all contributors here.
More particularly, your simplistic nature is clearly demonstrated by the complete lack of any opinion on your part.
How about stating a position, one way or the other, rather than being moronic?

I'm confused:
2 former dictators visit a man whose penchant for flouting the civil rights of Nigeria's citizens is now so commonplace, we all now just take it for granted; they pour accolades on him- the same way they did on the 4 northern 'patriots', but most of us seem to be in agreement with these men?

Have I been reading the same news stories all these years, or are the Punch and Vanguard now foreign papers?
The devil comes to dine with someone you know, yet instead of us shouting at Fashola to run for his life, we're busy complimenting the devil's comments...

Meanwhile, Lagos has witnessed an unprecedented growth and- due to this "action governor's" efforts, had a stupendous increase in Internally Generated Revenue, yet instead of it's citizens asking for accountability- viz a viz new and upgraded roads, pipe-borne water, low-cost housing and state-wide job creation- the very things taxes are supposed to pay for, we're impressed that he "didn't close road to bury his father"?!
Thereby condoning, maybe even commending his efforts at- deportations, LASTMA officials' brigandry; wholesale destruction of properties without due process; arrests and seizures with impunity; secret contracts that commit us all to several decades of tolling, for which even our children will pay a few fat cats for sub-standard works; all this, with only a pipsqueak from the victims of such brutality as was only witnessed in past military dictatorships?
Bringing us right back to the visit he 'enjoyed' by said dictators.
Good grief.
How does one weep for his people..?

Experienced Sales Staff needed.
You must be competent in maths/calculations.
Location- Oniru, Lekki, Lagos.
Products- Bulk and Retail Recharge cards.

Basic- ₦20,000-₦25,000/month.
Living Assistance- WEEKLY payment in the first month.
Accommodation- Provided on a discretionary basis.
IT training- Given to certification level.
Salary Bonus- Up to ₦3000/month paid when new product lines are included.

To apply-
Send a text with your 'Name, Age, Location, Years of relevant experience' ;
to 08166252749.
Also, Quote code- 'nlsci9'
Thanks.
Joseph,
DZE

1st ensuite

Living room, ensuite, kitchen.

A Guest Chalet located off Admiralty Rd in a peaceful, quiet neighbourhood is available at the rear of the main residence.

Details
2 large ensuite rooms- Bed and Bath
Unfurnished
Living room
Kitchen

Parking
Residential for 1 car
Street parking available

Pictures available below.

Price
N2 million/year
1 year's payment
Other Costs: Refundable Damage/Caution deposit: N500,000
Utilities/Service Charge: N100,000

BEWARE OF ANY SCAMS: THERE ARE NO AGENT'S FEES OR COMMISSION PAYMENTS.

Viewing by appointment.
On agreement, a contract will be signed and noticed.
Contact: Please ask any questions here, or call:
08166252749.

Most tutorials, blogs, news and magazines are free; there are easy ways to download actual TEXTBOOKS, but you say people in AMERICA will RUSH to actually PAY for your knowledge in NIGERIA?
I can learn to build a house, even a PLANE on youtube, but you want me to believe that there are people clamouring for my knowledge on how to do- what? hack an mtn sim? crack windows 8? use secret moves on ps3?
Please, no fall my hand. delete this post and come up with a better idea for scamming people.
Meanwhile, I hope you haven't joined them o! at least, make sure the account you use is empty, so you can at least collect their 1k! odawyz, na monkey wey dey find free banana dey fall enta trap.

Interviews extended till Saturday, June 1st- 10am daily.
Thanks.

NOTE: THIS IS NOT AN AGENCY.
Only 3 Marketers needed.

Company Details

Company- DropZone Enterprises
Location- Lekki Phase 1, V.I. Lagos.

Operations- Bulk and Retail Sales of recharge cards;

Sales, rentals and downloads of DVDs, music, etc.

Sales of confectioneries.

Job Details

SALES POSITION:
Basic- ₦20,000/month.
Accommodation- Provided on a discretionary basis.
IT training- Given to certification level.
Sales Bonuses- Up to ₦4000/month paid when new products are introduced.
Quote code- 'nlsci27'.

MARKETING POSITION:
On Target Earning- 35,000/month.
Training- Marketing Skills; IT and Personal Development.
Sales Bonuses- Up to ₦5000/month paid
Quote code- 'nlmci27'.

Interview Details:

Schedule- 30/05/2013; 10am sharp.

Requirements- Copies of the Job advert and Guarantor's Form; CV, I.D/Passport photo, Calculator.

Obtain a copy of the guarantor's form at:

http://www.mediafire.com/download/lu687q28nt2d0uo

To Apply-
Send a text with your 'Name, Age, Location, Years of relevant experience' ;
to 08166252749.

The guarantors' form is available from the link below:
http://www.mediafire.com/?lu687q28nt2d0uo

Once you get your invitation to an interview, please do the following:

1. You need 2 Guarantors; so you must download and print the file
2. Make a copy for each guarantor.
3. Ensure your guarantors read and complete the form.
4. A copy of any relevant ID is required.

Goodluck.
DZE

Company- DropZone Enterprises
Location- Lekki Phase 1, V.I. Lagos.

Basic- ₦20,000/month.
Accommodation- Provided on a discretionary basis.
IT training- Given to certification level.
Sales Bonuses- Up to ₦3000/month paid when new products are introduced.

To apply-
Send a text with your 'Name, Age, Location, Years of relevant experience' ;
to 08166252749.
Also, Quote code- 'nlsci17'
DZE

Update: 2 Positions available.
Thanks.

A Shop Assistant is required.
Location- Lekki Phase 1, V.I. Lagos.

Basic- ₦20,000/month.
Accommodation- Provided on a discretionary basis.
IT training- Given to certification level.
Sales Bonuses- Up to ₦3000/month paid when new products are introduced.

To apply-
Send a text with your 'Name, Age, Location, Years of relevant experience' ;
to 08166252749.
Also, Quote code- 'nlcsi13'
Thanks.
Joseph,
DZE

NEXT INTERVIEW SCHEDULED FOR:
May 4.
Instructions and contact details as in the main body of the advert.
Thanks.
Joseph,
DZE

There are just 2 openings left.
Interviews on Saturday, May 4.
Quote code- 'nlmci25'
Take care.
Joseph,
DZE

Update:
Seems they've put a stop to the fake 'promo'.
I suspect customers displayed their anger.
abi? heh

Yesterday, I loaded N500 and etisalat informed me that I'd been given an 'extra' N750.
Oh, joy.
After a few calls and a few texts, I noticed that the SMS was being charged at N4.
I checked my credit to discover my new balance as N1023.
From N1250 and change?
Impossible.
Anyway, I needed to make a long call. I spent 2291 seconds (call information notice, not my own calculations), which cost a whopping N916.40.
So I do a simple calculation- N916.40/2291 secs= 40k/sec.
Which means I get only 50 mins from the N1250.
This is the same time from an easyflex 500, so who explain why etisalat is trying to 'maradona' it's subscribers?

ALL PROSPECTIVE APPLICANTS, PLEASE BE AWARE:

To dispel some comments made by a previous job-seeker, earlier-
We are NOT an agency; we neither collect, nor do we require any form of payment.
Simply apply by text and attend the interview as per your invitation.
All forms for guarantors are provided FREE.
That's all.

Thanks for your time.
Joseph,
DZE

debaj10: UPDATE:

This is an update for the above advert.
The interview details remain the same.
Applications will end tonight at 9pm on THURSDAY so that the relevant information can be sent in time.
Thanks.
DZE.

UPDATE 2:
We are still in URGENT need of marketers.
Only competent, focused individuals required.
Apply as per above instructions.
Thanks.
DZE

DropZone Enterprises is a small business.
Located in Lekki Phase 1.

Operations:
Recharge Card sales- Bulk and retail;
DVD- Sales and rental.
Sales of Confectioneries.

A Shop Assistant is required.

₦20,000/month.
Accommodation is provided.
IT training is COMPULSORY.
Advertising/Sales Bonus.

NEXT INTERVIEW WILL BE ON MAY 4.
To apply-
Send a text with your 'Name, Age, Location, Years of relevant experience' ;
to 08166252749.
Also, Quote code- 'nlcsi25'
Thanks.
Joseph,
DZE

Hi NL.
This is another 'support' advert.

Female in late 20's in need of any (reasonable) offer.
Married, living at Ilasan, Lekki.
Please call her directly with your offer:
Rose- 08061885773
C.V, Guarantors/referees available.
Thanks for your help.

Thanks for your response.
You can contact her directly on 08106494332.
Sorry the number was incomplete; I was using my phone and forgot to check for it.
Thanks again

This is a 'support' advert.

Female in early 20's in need of househelp job.
3 year's experience in all domestic duties.
Also worked in restaurant for 1 year.
Contact her directly on 081064
Guarantors/referees ready.
Thanks for your help.