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Lwkmd behahahahaha yepa *tears* chaoi
Haha jst in a matter of minutes I already hv 90 views
Nigerians unu to lyk woman oh my goisk

Give your life to jesus the kingdom of God is at hand
Hell is real heaven is real HIV is real to though they've found d cure


Chai some pple go kill me 4 NL 2day

*waiting 4 ur insults*

Cool dis guys r pple who hv realised their passion and wat dey knw dey r best at and hv turned it to a brand
But its ironically funny wen u see most budding youths of nigeria all wanna go into music without an iota of talent am even biggining to fnk there r more so called celebs dan there r fans
Imagine u will see an upcoming artiste's 1st track wld b "I don hammer oooo" wen he as nofin
Look at wizkid and mi's 1st songs dey did nt say any such fin anyhw I jst hope d Nigerian youths realise and develop their calling

God help us all

PS: I hope I did nt derail d thread if I did am sorry. Nice write up though

10 views no comment haha nw its jst a simple question nah so una hostile reach

Am only opening dis thread out of curiousity. Pls can som1 tell me who seun osewa is

Is the person male or female
Is he/she handsome/beautiful or ugly
Is he/she a muslim or a christian
Is he/she homo or straight
What is his/her background
What is his/her profile
Which sch did he/she attend
What is his/her marital status is he single or married or engaged or a player
What is his worth is he rich or poor: wat is his net worth
Is he /she media shy
What kind of personality does this person mentioned above have
In short who is dis person

Pls guys all i see on NL is dis name Seun osewa and dere is no where som1 can check who dis person is
I will really love to know him/her more dan jst a name I see almost everyday

P.s: dis is not a joke I am dem serious about dis question and I will love a comprehensive answer mayb from the seun (who is my name sake) himself.

Dats all :

Ur write up is so clustered u shld modify it and gv those points in bullet form and u shld also space dem well if u dnt want insults 4rm NLanders.
But ur article looks reasonable in a way I can't really comment due to d problem I stated above

Dats all

jnr prof: Mr OP, i'm still a virgin at 27 so there's no big deal. That's what you get for surrounding yourself with narrow minded people.

Secondly, you cannot claim to be a virgin if you go as far has making girls cum! who are u deceiving? The reason the gals think you're strange is because u go that far and leave business unfinished. There are no grey areas here: you are either having sex or not. You can't eat your cake and have it. So if you are serious about sticking to your decision, its high time to quit the hanky panky with dem gals, stop trying so hard to form bad guy just to blend with dem boys (thats soooo childish) and take responsibility for your actions like a real man does!

Case closed where were u since haha hv been waiting 4 u u jst gave me d best advice fnk u sir u must b God talkn to me in disguise

Florena: Na only u go be virgin @ 22?......there re guys older than u re and stil a virgin, d point is u dnt knw wat u want, u let other pple's opinion control ur own discretion.........just be focus and turn deaf ears 2 those pple and u wil surely be a VIRGIN TILL 40.

God 4bid u no want make I marry haha haba take it easy on me

[quote author=Mynd_44]Opening this thread is one of the biggest mistakes you will ever make.

**siddon look mode activated**[/quote]Nw I see what u mean chain my own don b see as nigerians dey insult me well keep dem coming dey r kind of helpful nd gvn me ideas

jmoore: There are many male virgins in their 20s and 30s


You don't want to h@ve sex until your wedding day, thats good but why were you giving your ex-girlfriend org@sm ? What type of virgin are you? smh

@op you are confused and your story sounds fishy

Is d fact lyk I said I knw fins am a bad guy to d core have done all dere is to do wen it comes to romance except sex which is somfin I dnt fancy so I use oda means to substitute sex wen I was with her cos I feel d main reason pple hv sex outside marriage is jst to reach dat climax so y hv sex and discomfort myself wen I can make her reach her climax by oda means and dat wat I did. So am no holy person I knw fins

venatus25: guy na you make them know that you are a virgin, you should know that under-rating you is the only gain by letting ur stewpid friends to be aware of this.
I was a virgin till my 25, i got similar experience of yours.
don't let a girl molest you instead let them feel molested by your response when they are in mode of doing so.
don't always behave as a saint when you are in mids of your fellow rugged friends, when they claim to rock a girl to the extent she dance with her back you should also claim to rock a bad girl four rounds till she cry and start pleading for stop.
please be gallant, dont welcome all jokes from your friend, as real man smile once in a while only when de need arise.
have a nice day.

Brs I dig u bt its too late 4 me to use dat tactic cos d only way dey will bliv am no more a virgin is either am married or I show a video of me straffing a girl or a girl publicly claims I slept with her so dat tactic won't work

sauceEEP: whats with this new trend of asking silly question concerning ur own personal resolve? U decided to remain virgin, why then are u asking if u're an alien? Nnah mehn!!!! *exits thread*

I knw its my personal decision bt y shld I b treated lyk I made a stupid decision y cnt pple respect me 4 who I am
Dis are d questions puzzling me dats y I opened dis thread do I need to fit in what can I do cos dis tin is really affecting me

Wat is d meaning of otondo
Haha nah by force must I straff
Haha nw I rreally need serious advice u guys shld nt add salt to my injury nw abeg

Am I an alien cos am still a virgin even at d age of 22
Most pple look at me as if am cursed cos I dnt really crave 4 sex. One of my former gfs almost raped me cos I did nt penetrate into her though I still make her climax without sex bt she said she as neva met a guy lyk me who is still a virgin at my age. Have had situations where girls offer me free sex cos dey cnt bliv am a virgin dnt get me wrong am nt a religious person in short ma outlook is lyk dat of a bad boi player bt its jst a decision of mine to stay a virgin till I get married and I intend to keep it dat way.
But nw d situation is nw worse every1 stigmatises me and treat me lyk I hv hiv or somfin it as even gotten worse to d extent of ladies I knw ganging up to try to rape me or even some gay idiots coming to me to express their love (though I always end up beating dem blue black ie d gays)
The latest nw is some of ma course mates dat knw me hv ended up in gvn me a nickname called "otondo" though I dnt still knw wat dat means I get mocked everyday am nw being seen as a small boi all dis due to d fact dat I refuse to hv sex untill ma wedding day
So pls guys help me am I nt human do I hv a curse or somfin amd I wrong to take dis decision
Pls guy what can I do to stop all dis cos its affecting me mentally
Once again am askn am I an alien pleeeeeeeeeessssseeeeeee heeeeeeeelllllpppppp meee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are u serious or am I dreaming is dis me trending or its jst me halucinating
Wow

No I dnt fnk ur innocent bt if u r are u gay?

no am very handsome
r u obsessed with ladies or u jst lyk dem 4 fun

A student asks a teacher, "What is LOVE?"

The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one. But may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.

The teacher told him, "...this is Love... You keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person...."

"What is marriage then?" the student asked.

The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.

The teacher told him, "This time you bring back a corn.... You look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... This is marriage."

What Do You Think?

Coined from INFORMATION NIGERIA

tellwisdom: Who be iyamyam??

Lwkmdrotlmfao nairlanders no go kill person
U mstt sha see 1 fellow wey go hate sha chai

Its funny hw most young ladies will disagree with d op's article bt its also funny hw most of dem will do exactly d same fins even more wen dey r getting older
So instead of waiting till den y nt start by being a wife material nw
Bt as dey say there is always an exception to every case hv heard of cases of prostitutes and weird ladies all geting som1 who proposes to dem without changing any of their ways bt lyk I said its an exception its jst 2 out of 100 ladies dat get sooo lucky to b in dat exception

So ladies y nt be on d safe side by being a wife material or if u cnt do dat den u can propose to d guy urself I 4 1 dnt see any bad fin in dat

I fnk u guys r jst jobless arguing about who sexy abi who no sexy hw did dat add to ur bank account
Wooo bobo gboju there is no constant definition 4 d most sexy woman u r only sayn dat girl whoever she is is sexy cos she's ur kind of woman so no matter d kind of woman any1 brings u will still fnk she's d sexiest

Wat of a guy who feel women with big bossoms r d sexiest and he puts a pics of cossy and says who is sexier dan her in ghana my guy u go find tire cos nobody wey u go bring go make d guy agree sey dem sexy pass cossy

So u see its different strokes 4 different folks every lady is d sexiest in her own way and there is nobody dat can beat dat cos dey were all created Uniquely

I rest ma case.....

Das all

Ok I get so which fone come good 4 gaming

Lwkmd dis is really funny

Guys pls help I need links where I can download free games 4 ma bb cos d ones I download r nt compatible with ma fone pls help

Hw cn I change ksu 4rm 2nd choice 2 1st choice pls nd hw much will it cost

Good 4 dem but hw does dis benefit Nigerian n Nigerians as a whole
There is nofin productive about dis at all I jst see as a waste of time, energy and money dat should hv been put to use in a beta place

I dnt understand wat do u mean by review ma choice and dat ksu uses merit base

Azzezat
Mrs salawu abeni
Zeal

Wahala b dat does dat mean hv gat no hope

I guys I chose KSU as a 2nd choice in ma jamb to study geaology I wannna knw d chances of me getting and admission cos am also an indegene of d state cos I chose fed lokoja as 1st choice pls I really need a reply asap God bless u