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chucky234: Stumbled on this on my FB wall and
thought I should share to put some
laughter on your face and ease the
stress off your day,read below:
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GEJ met with the Queen of
England. He asked her, "Your Majesty,
how do you run such an efficient
government? Are there...any tips you
can give to me? I want to help Nigeria" "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Jonathan frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen took a sip off her cup of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please...send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walked into the room and said,"Yes, Your Majesty?" The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please. Tony,your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That
would be me." "Yes! Very good," said
the Queen. Jonathan went back home
to ask N.Sambo, his vice president the same question. "Sambo, answer this for me, Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure, said Sambo. "Let me get back to you on that one..." He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer. Finally, one night, he ran into Dora Akunyili Sambo asked, “Dora, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?" Dora answered sharply,
"That's easy, it's me! Sambo smiled,
and said,"Thanks!" Then,he went back to speak with Jonathan.
"Sir,I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Dora Akunyili" Jonathan got up angrily,frownin, he said to Sambo. No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I don't have intelligent people around me.! You Dummy! The answer is Tony Blair!!!!

KingMEXX: One of these 2 big teams suffered defeat at d hands of Chelsea last season...

Siga: The jinx finally broken.....Im telling u...this is why I love EPL.....no one is guaranteed a win....unlike other league wey only have 2 teams and the fake others....I no go mention the league cos I no wan make anyone curse me....I be old man....no wan one small boy to come embarrass me here....lol

cesil92: They married their Sisters. Then family inter-marriages was common and not a taboo

mjfcb: Barcelona football club defeated madrid arch rival, getafe by 4goals to one why madrid lost by a goal to sevila footbal club last night.....messi came from the bench to score 2goals, adriano score one and david villa too..

scopusng: Just sent STOP to 3030 to block useless mensenges.

ollah1: Muki na your job i do ooo and if to say naa you put up this thin e for don dey front page and besides if to say na one mumu epl team dey final now let alone of all english teams in the final we for no hear word again. Why this one no gree enter front page now ehnn.. Seun i dey vex for u and all the moderators.