₦airaland Forum

And some slowpoke believed this

wallpages:
Too many funny comments. May God bless you all for keeping alive! Nairalanders shaa!
And mr chukwudi your comment are actually bias.

Chief judge of nairaland I sight you jare...I bin think say na only me dey follow all d funny comments ni


con sip small orijin now

ihatebuhari:
Lol

Buhari see ya life

Brainless!!!

End time error

The girl is just so stup!d and rude how u go meet ur mr handsome wen u go don use ur bad mouth chase dem away nonsense wen u reach 40yrs u go dey shiloh dey ask God where art thou face oh Lord?

coded01:
I don't understand what Silva is doing in this list...why Neymar isn't...


Even Suarez should come b4 Silva...

Bro its neymar da silva and not david silva sir

Hahahahaha...so funny that I forgot to laugh

Click like for Cr7 and share for messi

We're winning 1-3 today

Van gaal has trait of both buhari and gej
A dullard and clueless old fool sha

Kyase:
Forget that thing, I stake united to win but truth be told, its either a draw or ........

Bro u don win this one but pray make another team no spoil ur ticket we are winning just keep waiting 4 our goalsss

Fembleez1:
Boredom United.

Or



Borechester United

Anything u call it I'm winning today egbon

SkydaDGreat:
Funny enough I didn't stake this game. I know you are a loyal Man.u fan. But this game man.u is gonna loose

Make we bet now man utd win dis match how much

SkydaDGreat:
Prediction for this match 1st ten minutes draw Under 3.5 goals Full time score Leicester2-1 man u

Bro how much u con stake cos I sorry for u o...u no go ever chop predict

chinchong:
FULL TIME:LEICESTER 3-1 UNITED

Wake up bro

djWALE:
Its either oau student or oau student tomoro...y his bub u nt doing a thing.....i forgot he z jetting arnd like jet li

Its not funny bro try anoda punch line

OZAOEKPE:
ALORA RULESSSSSSS!!!!!!!



Dedicated to all the lobas out there, may your sea be rough, Amin.

If indeed u r 1 then bro u really disappoint me

Its 12am

sauceny:
Only the greedy ones get duped

So you wanna tell me the sales girl is greedy right? Did you even read the story??

We don't go there with drugs we have class

Make dis one 5trillion abeg

faustinalove:
The baby was kidnapped here in abeokuta and was taken to enugu..stop saying what u dont know cos of ur hate for d igbos. the dad of d kidnapped boy is our family doctor and i know him very well. he is a surgeon and he couldnt perform any operation since his son went missing..the funniest thing is that d doctor has always been helping d nurse...d heart of men is desperately wicked..may God protect us from all evil

Amen



Thank u

DonDiego:
Odefila sounds like Igbo to you, abi? Ode like you.

Amechi Enemmuou Ode sebi na ur UK citizen e con be

Ilaje44:
Why do you guys do these stupid things? What do you gain from it? Please show some maturity.

Senior ilaje44 weldone sir

Who e wan be before?? Na 'em yeebos

Flat heads all d way from enugu (BIAFRA) to SW to steal baby...Biafra which way na??

coolitempa:
Lies from the pits of hell......these pictures are from Aba....let them try this nonsense in abuja and see whether we won't flatten their heads further....

Don't mind them with their fucking flat heads

Where is sahara rep now

UBA go make d list

AKWA United players and officials will be rewarded with car gifts by the state government for winning their first Federation Cup.

The Promise Keepers won a historic first Federation Cup yesterday at the Teslim Balogun Stadium edging out Lobi Stars 2-1 in the final.A club source also said that Micheal Eddidiong, a member of the Golden Eaglets squad that came tops at the last FIFA U-17 World Cup in Chile, who is an indigene of the state, will also benefit from the gesture.

“Each player will get a car for their effort in winning the Federation Cup. Also Micheal, the Golden Eaglet player who made the squad to Chile, will also be rewarded by the state government.

“The players were aware of this before they came down to Lagos for the final and I believe it really motivated them to give their best.”

Akwa Utd’s Awakan, Ubong win MVP, Golden Boot Awards

Akwa United midfielder, Abdulafeez Awakan, has been voted the Most Valuable player of the 2015 Federation Cup.

The talented star who scored the second goal as the Promise Keepers beat Lobi Stars to win their first title was rewarded for his impressive performance in the competition.

His teammate, Friday Ubong, also picked the top scorer’s award.

The forward scored six goals in the competition.

Akwa United beat Lobi Stars 2-1 to win the competition at the Teslim Balogun Stadium, Lagos yesterday.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/akwa-utd-players-get-cars-for-fed-cup-win-2/

LAGOS — THE Nigeria Labour Congress, NLC, yesterday warned that attempts by the governors through the Governors’ Forum to renege on the N18,000 national minimum wage signed into law by former President Goodluck Jonathan in March 2011, was an open declaration of war against the Nigerian workers.Congress equally told President Muhammadu Buhari to prepare to receive the proposal for the review of the minimum wage as contained in the agreement, noting that the proposal was delayed because the NLC wanted to give the government time to settle down before coming up with the demand.

While insisting that the ability to pay even above the wage was not the problem of the economy, NLC recalled that the 2011 national minimum wage came into existence after almost two years of agitation and eventual negotiation by the tripartite of government (represented by the federal and state governments), the Nigeria Employers Consultative Association, NECA, representing other employers (in the private sector) and organized Labour.

NLC, in a statement by its factional President, Mr. Ayuba Wabba, told the governors to prepare for war and organised labour would have no alternative than to mobilize to respond appropriately to this act of aggression by the political class on workers’ welfare.

The statement read in part: “The Nigeria Labour Congress is shocked by the statement credited to the chairman of the Governors Forum, Governor Abdulaziz Yari, that the N18,000 national minimum wage promulgated into law in 2011 was no longer sustainable because of the fall in the price of crude oil. The governor, who was speaking on behalf of his colleagues at the end of a meeting of the forum, also claimed that the national minimum wage was ‘imposed’.

“We wish to make it abundantly clear that this attempt to reverse the national minimum wage is a declaration of war against the working people of this country, and we would have no alternative than to mobilize to respond to this act of aggression by the political class on our welfare.

“For us in the Nigeria Labour Congress, we know as a fact that ability to pay minimum wages is not the problem of the economy. What is the problem for states and other tiers of government is the amount many political office holders and their unproductive aides take away as wages. For the private sector, the greed to accumulate more and more profit is also always a motivating factor to keep wages down.

“Similarly, we have been in the forefront of campaigning that the cost of governance at all levels needs to be drastically cut down, to free enough resources for development. The hundreds of billions of Naira our public office holders continue to filter away in the name of governance is what is not sustainable.

“For instance, the annual cost to the public purse of governors ‘security votes’ which is an unaccountable drain on the public resources, is worth several thousands of minimum wages per state. Secondly, Nigerians who have the means to travel by air would recall that in the last 6-10 years, majority of, if not all our governors, no longer use commercial airline regular flights as a means of transportation from one place to another. They now have ‘official’ aircrafts and helicopters, which they maintain at huge costs to the state treasury.

“Their less ‘fortunate’ counterparts charter aircrafts and helicopters at the cost of millions of Naira to tax payers to attend any manner of functions from marriages to child naming ceremonies.

“States are in the poor financial state they are in largely on the developmental choices they have made; largely on the basis of priorities they have chosen which has nothing to do with the public good. Workers salaries cannot be sacrificed on the altar of challenges of the economy which is not the making of workers. It has never happened in the history of our country, and it will not be said that it is during our leadership of the Nigerian labour movement that this calamity was allowed to happen to Nigerian workers.

“Governors and other political office holders were not elected and/or appointed to only go and share proceeds from crude oil and petroleum products sales monthly in Abuja. Any one putting himself or herself out to serve does so on the assumption that he or she have intellect above the average which would be leveraged to provide good and responsive governance to the rest of the populace.

“In the 60’s when Nigeria did not have oil as the main source of our revenue, our fore bearers raised funds via efficient taxes, agricultural produce and other forms of internally generated revenue to provide development and pay living wages to the workers. Our current crop of leaders, who put themselves up for election to high government positions, must deliver by paying the working masses their due pay. This is not negotiable.

“As early as May 2015, we gave notice that the N18,000 National Minimum Wage was due for review, and that we would be submitting a new proposal once the incoming government settled down. We have been patient and waited for the President Buhari government to appoint ministers and thus have full compliments of officers to run the government.

“With the recent devaluation of the Naira, and the attendant increase in inflation and cost of living, even without the last minimum wage Act reaching the mandatory five years when it is due for review, we would have been justified to request for review.

“Now the five years is here – we are at the end of 2015, and with the cost of living being so high, we will soon table our new minimum wage demand to the federal government. If the recent statement by the Governors Forum is intended to manoeuvre them away from addressing this imperative, then it is bound to fail as we are ready to do battle to raise the living standard of the Nigerian working people.”


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/n18000-minimum-wage-prepare-for-war-nlc-tells-govs/

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I was able to read comments and people’s
thought about the on coming Headies award
on my previous article. So in this article I
would be giving reasons why YBNL talented
artiste Lil Kesh might not be headies Next
rated even with his numerous hit songs.

1. Lil kesh songs are 18+

Lil kesh songs are basically for 18+ His words
are to explicit. How do you expect someone
that talks about female encounters and their
bodies raw be given a next rated award that
the world is anticipated for ?.

2. Headies award organizers won’t allow it

Take it or leave. Lil kesh has 70% chance of
winning this award but his type of songs won’t
let him for God’s sake. We talking about next
rated, Its not just a category, its most
anticipated category and most popular
inshort. Don’t be surprise if someone else
wins it.

3. He has been cheated before it might repeat
itself

At the last headies I was expecting the shoki
master to grab an award in which he was
nominated along side Mavins finest reekado
banks. And the suppose award was given to
reeky. What does this imply? Probably
because Kesh was not the Rightful owner of
the then Controversial Shoki, I guess.
Olamide wasn’t cool with it but Reeky was
good, We’ve to be sincere.

4. It might bring down The headies reputation

Headies award is the grammy award of
nigeria, and every young upcoming artiste
dream. Lil kesh Addicts should get the logic.
Headies next rated award is a big award the
most biggest in africa as a whole to me. If the
Next rated award is given to Lil kesh . What is
the headies promoting ?

at bolded bros na patoranking win last MOST RATED where u see ur Reeky?