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Health / You Have Ulcer? The Try This Natural But Permanent Cure by decasmir: 12:33pm On Jan 05, 2016
Ulcer has a cure - a very cheap one at that.

forget about the long stories you have been told by doctors. Your cure is here

http://ulcernaturalcure.com/
Health / Re: Ulcer Has A Cheap And A Natural Cure Get It Here by decasmir: 12:19pm On Jan 05, 2016
frostland:
I opened ur page and read evri tin wit open eyes hoping to see d cure BT at d end I saw 3k after all the FREE u shouted

I did not tell you it was free. naija with free things
Health / Ulcer Has A Cheap And A Natural Cure Get It Here by decasmir: 7:46pm On Jan 03, 2016
I have always told people to stop worrying over ulcer because it has a natural and a permanent cure. For me it does not worry me. I eat whatever and taste whatever.

If you want the cure visit this site:

http://ulcernaturalcure.com/ and get the cure now. This is January, terminate the sickness now and be free for ever. The Natural cure works within 7 days you are cure. Cure ulcer without paying a doctor.

See you inside.
Health / Ulcer Patients: I Am Very Sorry. by decasmir: 3:00pm On Dec 31, 2015
First let me start by wishing you a happy new year.

Sincerely, I am sorry for all that I caused you. I could not reply your emails and SMS you sent. Some called but I could not take their calls. I am very sorry.

You know these past 4 days has a lot for me. I was Sick of malaria as a result of mosquito bite. I moved into another apartment and my carpenter was yet to come and fix my Window and door nets. That gave a lot of those things access to my room.

Secondly, I had church program for 3 days. As a Born again child of God that I am, I take my Church activities first before my business. These 2 things kept very busy. I could not reply mails and sms properly.

I am working very hard right to now to reply many. Wait it will get to you. But one frequent question is “How do I get my Product after making payments?’

The answer: You will get it via your email address. So once you make payments, you will have to text me your name, teller no. and email id and you will get it immediately my office confirms your payments.

Kindly place your order to enjoy good health. Cure Ulcer and Say Goodbye to Ulcer in 7 days is real. For only N3,000 -Xmas Bonus ulcer is a history. Make your deposit or ATM to the account below and text me your name, and email Id to 08140074996

http://ulcernaturalcure.com/ for more details.


To your great health,
Precious Omoregbe.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR
Romance / 30 Hottest Things To Say To A Naked Woman In Bed by decasmir: 7:00pm On Dec 24, 2015
1. "Good morning."

2. "Is it okay with you if I take this slow?"


3. "I can't stop touching you."

4. "Want to join me in the shower?"

5. "I want to kiss/lick/touch every inch of you."

6. "I love how you taste."

7. "Do you feel this, too?" ("This" being an incredible emotional euphoria.)

8. "Hungry? Stay right here. I'll go make you a burrito."

9. Her name—her full name—followed by a "Wow."




10. "I'll get the light."

11. "I'll cancel my plans if you'll stay here with me for the rest of the weekend."

12. "No one's ever done that before."

13. "Can we do that again?"

14. "I love your [fill in body part here]."

15. Nothing. Total, deliberate silence. You can stare at her, grab her, touch her, but don't make a sound. If she tries to talk, place a finger on her lips.

16. While looking out the window at people not currently in bed with her: "Suckers."

more inside:
http://amourcircle..com.ng/2015/12/the-30-hottest-things-to-say-to-naked.html
Health / Causes Of Ulcer by decasmir: 10:26am On Dec 24, 2015
Good morning,
Every sickness has causes. If we are able to know the cause sometimes we can do all our best to avert it. Today I am going to quickly share with you the causes of ulcer and I know you are very busy with xmas planning but patiently read this mail.
• Immune Abnormalities: Certain people have an abnormal intestinal immune response, which allow the bacteria to injure the lining of the intestines.
• Shift Work and Other Causes of Interrupted Sleep. People who work the night shift have a significantly higher incidence of ulcers than day workers.
• Alcohol Abuse
• Drinking and Smoking
• Burns
• Bacterial or Viral Infections
• Physical injuries
• Radiation Treatments
• Family Medical History: Some people are suffering from Ulcer because members of their family have ulcers. I mean it is genetic problem they have to deal. After this my secret treatments.
• Starvations: Many persons starve because they want to loose some weights. This is mostly common with fat people.
Ulcer will be a thing of the past. I am telling you this because a lot of testimonies are coming in everyday. I have customers outside Nigeria now.
Ulcer if not managed properly can kill. Please don’t die because the cure guide we have for you is just N2,000 and you still have 9 days left to get it at this price. Then it will go back to N3,000. Health is wealth.
Please follow the instruction below and order yours.

Acc. No: 3037626232
Acc. Name: Precious Omoregbe
Bank: First Bank
Thereafter text your name, email and teller number to 08066909899.

To your good health

Precious Omoregbe
Health / Ulcer Patients: How To Make One Million A Month by decasmir: 5:17pm On Dec 23, 2015
Yes I got Ya. Everyone wants to learn how to make good money every month including me too. But it takes Good health and determination.

Can someone on a sick bed think and talk about making money. If he is unconscious the family can go ahead sell some of his properties to take care of him.

Ulcer is a very deadly disease people don’t know.
Ulcer is an internal sore/injury when not treated for a long time can lead to other infections. Stomach can lead to stooling of Blood etc.
When ulcer is becoming worse it can lead to chest burn.

Some persons eat beans and they get chest pain or burns it is ulcer.

Health is wealth. If you are not healthy you can not make money and enjoy it.
Please health is first. For me am set to enjoy all the food this Christmas. Are you? Ulcer is not like HIV/AIDs. Ulcer has cure. Order yours now for your brother, mother or sister that is sick.

Prevention is great a thing. Stop the ulcer now before it it becomes worse.

Get your Ulcer Natural Guide now and Enjoy good health this xmas and new year.

Call now: 08140074996 to place your order.
Romance / Re: Why Men Want Sex And Women Want Love by decasmir: 6:47am On Dec 22, 2015
Dahveydson:
This is the problem with our society, when we think only men want sex. Women also want sex!!!

There are women who only want a sexual relationship and nothing more.

Both men and women want love and sex!

Great write bro
Romance / Why Men Want Sex And Women Want Love by decasmir: 6:00am On Dec 22, 2015
Men are frustrated with women because they never want sex.
Women are frustrated with men because they always want sex.

Women blame men that they don't know how to love.
Men blame women that they only talk about love but don't want to make it.

Whether you are a man or a woman, reading this article can change your life - finally, you will be able to get rid of your frustrations about the opposite gender.

The reason humans want sex is due to the hormone testosterone, which is predominantly male hormone. A normal male's body produces 20 times more of this hormone than a female's.

In other words, a male feels the same way after one day without sex as a female after 20 days without sex. A male that has not had sex in 20 days feels the same way as a female after more than a year without sex.
Continue Below
http://amourcircle..com.ng/2015/12/why-men-want-sex-and-women-want-love.html
Health / Ulcer Natural Cure - Frequently Asked Questions And Answers by decasmir: 10:23pm On Dec 19, 2015
I am excited I am able to send you the mail I promised on frequently asked questions. I have been very busy working almost throughout the night replying emails – answering some questions. I have selected few most commonly asked questions.

And in my next email I will send you some live testimonies of some customers. Because of privacy reasons I can’t send you their names or email. If they will allow me, I will do that,

Ok! Back to our topic of discussion today.

Question 1: How do I prepare the fresh drug everyday?
Answer: The Ebook we will send to you contains detail step by step to prepare it. To add to it is straight to the point without stories.

Question 2: How have you been giving this secret out?
Answer: For over 2 years this drugs has been working for all my customers

Question 3: Is it not too expensive for N3,000?
Answer: No Sir/Ma. What I am giving you is drug plus knowledge. Knowing how to fish is better then been given fish everyday. If I teach you how to do it you in turn teach your family, friends and everyone who cares for the knowledge. Most importantly, No local chemist have cure for ulcer. All the drugs you buy only subsides it for a period. I sincerely don’t think anyone should mortgage his/her health because of 3,000. If you are to do an operation you will borrow if you have to. Save your health.

Question 4: How are we sure of getting it after payments:
Answer: Well this is a serious but a funny one though. But let me tell, immediately you make payment, you text me your email, name and teller number to 08066909899. Once I get your alert I will send it immediately. Like I said earlier I have been awake sending and replaying mails. Thank God for smart phones. I don’t have to be on my laptop to send it to you. So no delays.

Question 5: Can I teach someone else?
Answer: The reason you are not buying the drugs is because I actually want to pass the knowledge. Yes you can teach others.

Questions 6: Is it only ulcer cure you have?
Answer: We have cure for pile, appendicitis etc.

Questions 7: Will you ever reduce the price?
Answer: I can’t tell right now. We will discuss about it. I mean my team will talk about that. I can’t make that decision myself. Company laws. Lol But don’t wait for that. The more you the ulcer eats you more.

The above questions are the common questions customers asked me on phone.

If you want to place you order this weekend call 08140074996
Romance / Re: How To Romance A Girl by decasmir: 7:19am On Dec 16, 2015
Hundreddegrees:
While in the romance process u can play one of osadebe's track

NNa that kind thing jare. Osadebe go spoil the blues oo except say blue light dey on.
Romance / How To Romance A Girl by decasmir: 6:51am On Dec 16, 2015
If you are the kind of man who knows how to romance a woman, you are well on the way to make your woman become a sexually insatiable person who will love to be with you more often than you expect. Her sexual appetite will double up quickly. Good romance is memorable to most women. You must understand the act.

Now, here are simple tips on how to romance a woman.
1. Take a shower together in the bathroom. Spray some sweet-smelling perfume on the bed while blue light is on.

2. Massage her back from the shoulders down to the buttocks. Then, while lying on her back, massage her thighs with gentle strokes. You may add some oil or jelly to your palms.

3. Give her a gentle handling on her breasts. Gently rub the nipples with your fingers until they become hard, showing that she is being sexually excited.

4. Then, with the tip of your tongue, stroke the nipples. If you have some peppermint at home, take it. It will make your mouth cool for sucking the breasts. Do that for a while.



5. While handling her breasts, kiss her affectionately too. It must be a deep kiss. Sometimes, stick out your tongue to touch hers.

6. Caress other sensitive parts of her body, of which you should have known before the romance. For instance, some women respond to touch on their thighs, lobes of the ears, the soles of the feet, and so on. Simply ask her. You could also stimulate her in those areas with the tip of the tongue.

7. Don't keep dumb! Talk to her about your feelings. Say sex-saturated words to enhance her mood for sex. Generally, women are moved by what they hear.
Say words like:

i. Having sex with you gives me joy.
ii. Sweetheart, I feel great when I'm inside you.
iii. Oh, how your body is full of pleasure!
iv. Your boobs are sweet!
v. No other woman can ever do it like you do!

8. To enable her have a great orgasm, rub her clitoral area slightly. Meanwhile, go on with kissing. Stroke the clitoris. When you see sign that she is getting near orgasm, stop it.

9. After few minutes, resume the clitoral stimulation. Repeat such process for like three to five times. By so doing, she will have become extremely stimulated.

10. At this point, she is fully ready for a pleasurable sex episode. Quickly take her on top. Depending on her taste, that's possibly the best position at that point in time. She is likely going to scream in ecstasy.

That's how to romance a woman and get her asking for more. It may take time. Every great sex episode usually takes time. So, patience is required if you want to please your woman.

More inside
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Romance / I Think I Had A center of gravity Orgasm. Help People by decasmir: 12:56pm On Dec 15, 2015
I had an encounter with some ladies recently and we were talking girls talk.
One of them gave me her story and I said I could publish it but anonymously.

She I think I had a center of gravity Orgasm the last time I had sex with my man.
How do I know.

In my early 20s, I decided I would become this mythical sex fairy — a super sex version of myself. I obsessively read articles on the center of gravity. How do you find it? With a “come hither” motion of the index finger. What does it feel like? A small walnut. I even watched a film about squirting, hoping that it would lead me to my own magical lady potion.

I was eager to test my knowledge in the bedroom with my sex partner at the time.

“See, like that, feel that?” he asked me.

He was trying to help me out.

“Yeah…” I lied. “It kinda feels like I have to pee.”

If I were truly the mythical sex fairy that I fancied myself to be, I probably would have relaxed into the pee feeling and saw where it took me. I wouldn’t have cared if I looked fat with my ankles over my ears. I would have considered my queafs hilarious, not shameful. I, on the other hand, couldn’t do any of those things and my center of gravity remained a mystery.


Guys read continue her short Story below in the link and give advice. She is following this thread.

[url]http://amourcircle..com/2015/12/girl-talk-i-think-i-had-center of gravity-orgasm.html[/url]
Romance / 6 Best Oral Tips To Giver Her Orgasm by decasmir: 5:22am On Dec 14, 2015
1. Warm her up: Lots of pre-intimacy!

Basically, the golden rule to be an expert lover is to be able to warm up the woman with lots of pre-intimacy. This is true for every kind of sex act including, of course, MouthAction.

2. Don’t go straight for her clitoris

If skipping the pre-intimacy is the number one mistake generally in sex, going directly to the clitoris is the number one and most common mistake men do with MouthAction
More below

http://amourcircle..com.ng/2015/12/6-best-oral-sex-tips-to-give-her-oral.html
Romance / How To Make Love To A Woman by decasmir: 6:37am On Dec 10, 2015
One of the biggest problems men face is knowing how to make love to a woman!

Unfortunately what commonly happens is men get their sexual advice friends or from pornography. As a result, they have a distorted view of what sex is actually about.

If you really want to know how to make love, you should follow a PROVEN system that is guaranteed to give pleasure to a woman.

In this article, I'll discuss a step-by-step system that many guys use to have great sex:

Step 1- Put her in 'The Mood'

Before you have sex, you have to put your woman in the mood. This involves setting up the right kind of environment which will enhance her pleasure.

To put her in the mood, you should darken the room, light some candles and put on good music. Your focus should be to create an atmosphere which emphasizes sensuality.
Continue below:
http://amourcircle..com.ng/2015/12/how-to-make-love-to-woman-5-easy-steps.html

Romance / Re: 8 Reasons To Sleep Totally Naked Tonight by decasmir: 12:37pm On Dec 09, 2015
Ogbulaba:
op e be like say dis cold no rch ur side abi

You no dey see the health benefit?
Romance / Re: 8 Reasons To Sleep Totally Naked Tonight by decasmir: 3:41am On Dec 09, 2015
PushMusic:
I totally sleep unclad for just one reason.

What is your reason PushMusic
Romance / 8 Reasons To Sleep Totally Naked Tonight by decasmir: 2:26am On Dec 09, 2015
Have you tried sleeping naked? If not, we highly recommend giving it a try. It may be a little strange at first, but after a few nights of sleeping in the buff, you’ll be a changed person. Why? Here are eight reasons:

1. You can get a better night’s sleep.
Some people like to get cozy at night, but as you sleep, your body naturally cools itself. Sleeping without clothes will keep your body colder and give you a more natural, better sleep.

2. It can air out your downstairs.
It’s totally normal for a vagina to host yeast and bacteria, but when it’s too warm, too much can grow and cause issues. Sleeping naked gives your body a chance to air out. It also gives other parts of your body (armpits, feet and more) to be free of the restriction they’re used to all day.

3. You’ll have more sex.
Skin-on-skin contact encourages your brain to release more oxytocin, a feel-good chemical. You’ll have a sexier night when your clothes are already off.
Continue Below
http://amourcircle..com.ng/2015/12/8-reasons-to-sleep-totally-naked-tonight.html
Romance / 50 Best Sex Tips Ever by decasmir: 11:01am On Dec 04, 2015
Below are the 50 tips for best ever.

1. Real talk: Roughly 70 percent of women need more clitoral stimulation to O during sex — so reach down and touch yourself during the deed! You feel in control of your O, and he's super turned on. Win-win.

2. For a twist on missionary, lie on your back, and lift your legs up and over to one side as he enters you. Raising your legs makes you supertight, and the angle of your hips means he'll hit spots that rarely get TLC.
3. Get him to skip the in-and-out thrusts and, uh, stir with his penis instead. He'll stimulate every inch of you (motion of the ocean and all that…).

4. Sit on the edge of the washing machine, and wrap your legs around his waist as he enters you. Helpful hint: The cotton cycle provides the strongest vibrations.

5. In reverse-cowgirl, lean back (instead of forward toward his feet). It's a primo center of gravity angle for you and the illusion of a Kardashi-ass for him.
8. While he's giving you oral, have him insert a finger or two and stroke your center of gravity with a come-hither motion. Internal and external stimulation boosts your orgasm chances.

9. Lube up! (Both you and your partner, before and/or during The Naughty.) Almost 50 percent of women say lube makes it easier to orgasm. And forget the myth that it's only for older women — all the cool kids are doing it!

10. If you have no clue whether your partner's dirty-talk meter is set to "a little naughty" or "downright filthy," do a sneaky little test. Ask, "What would you like me to do to you? Details, please." And see what words he uses and how risqué he's willing to get. Then follow his lead.

11. Usually get oral with your legs spread? Intensify your O by stretching your legs straight out, stimulating the pelvic muscles you use to climax. It's a crazy-good new sensation.

12. Gently hold his face still, tell him to stop moving, and let him simply receive your kisses for a minute. That way, whether you like it slow or hot and heavy, he'll know how to kiss you back. Please get the rest inside the link

http://amourcircle..com.ng/2015/12/50-best-sex-tips-ever.html

Romance / Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by decasmir: 8:31pm On Dec 03, 2015
Greekgoddess:
BRO?

Sorry am a SHE

Did not even notice you are a goddess. Are you really beautiful and I did not notice?

Sorry about that lady
Romance / Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by decasmir: 8:13pm On Dec 03, 2015
Greekgoddess:
Curiosity kills the cat

But in my own case i won't die grin

You shall not die my bro
Romance / Re: 29 Facts About The Nipples You Never Knew by decasmir: 6:28am On Dec 03, 2015
Neyoor:
End time tips......

Stop reading the tips
Romance / 29 Facts About The Nipples You Never Knew by decasmir: 6:18am On Dec 03, 2015
Let me take you on another ride today.

I said 29 facts about the nipples.
1.
Nipple-gasms are a thing.
“Some people do experience orgasm from nipple stimulation alone,” Debby Herbenick, PhD.
2.
Although for some people, the nipples aren’t even the most sensitive part of the breast.
Some studies have shown that the tops or sides or bottoms of the breast can be more sensitive for some people, Herbenick says.
3.
Everyone has nipples because of how fetuses develop in the womb: Nipples show up before sex organs (like vaginas, ovaries, testicles, joysticks) do.
4.
Nipples can come in a lot of different shapes, sizes, and colors.Dark, light, pink, brown, big, small. It’s all normal!
5.
So can the areolae.
Areolae is plural for areola, which is the colored skin around your nipple. Areolae can be extremely light or very dark (or in between). They can also be as small as dimes or as wide as dinner plates. It’s all normal!
Continue with link below:
http://amourcircle..com.ng/2015/12/29-things-you-never-knew-about-nipples.html

Romance / Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by decasmir: 4:20am On Dec 03, 2015
DopeBoiRapy:
pick one

Don't form again. Pick one
Romance / Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by decasmir: 4:19am On Dec 03, 2015
zealot4me:
picture of the crooked and leaning pls... smiley

Close your eyes if u no like the pics
Romance / Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by decasmir: 4:17am On Dec 03, 2015
frostland:
very soon ladies go da use pictures of different size and shape of dick take decorate der room

lol grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
gbammmm
Romance / Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by decasmir: 4:15am On Dec 03, 2015
Rapoo:

ur boyfriends own u dey see never do u?

I want to be seeing more
Romance / Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by decasmir: 4:14am On Dec 03, 2015
Greekgoddess:
Wetin i won use d remaining 7 do no concern u

The rest are here: http://amourcircle..com.ng/2015/12/9-types-of-penis-shapes-and-sizes-you.html
Romance / Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by decasmir: 4:12am On Dec 03, 2015
Nature8:



Lol.. Wetin you wan use the remaining 7 do?

The remaining 7 are inside the website. It will be too long for here
Romance / 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by decasmir: 7:50pm On Dec 01, 2015
We don’t want you to get caught with your pants down. Well, we do, but we just want you to be prepared when he takes his pants down. Be forewarned, if you’re single for long enough, you’re likely to meet the following joysticks…

1. The shape-shifter. This penis might illicit major confusion in the getting-to-know stage. You’ll feel it hard and think, OK. Cool. We’re not dealing with a micropeen situation, and then you’ll see the thing flaccid and you’ll be like, Oh wait, maybe we are. As many of us know, some guys are growers and some guys are showers, this guy is on the extreme end of grower spectrum, which is an incredible phenomenon, but ultimately, no big deal unless he has trouble getting or staying hard.

2. The crooked and/or leaning dick. When you first see this Leaning Tower of Penis, you may find yourself cocking (heh) your head in the same direction, unsure of how things are going to work. And thankfully things will work, just fine too, but certain angles will feel better than others. Sex with a crooked or leaning dick sometimes feels a little unbalanced, like when you’re holding too many heavy bags of groceries in one hand. But it can also be great, as you discover angles and positions that allow his crooked member to hit spots other dicks could only dream of reaching. Yes, a crooked dick is a dick worth getting to know before you judge
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Romance / Re: Even After Sex Women Still Lie - My Experience by decasmir: 2:52pm On Dec 01, 2015
decasmir:
Please nairalanders here me out.

I have been told that women lie after sex. I read about 8 lies they tell. I will share later but please can someone tell me some of their lies. Ladies I want to know some lies you tell immediately after sex and why?

Thanks

Thanks all for your contribution so far.

I had sex with a lady. The first time we met we down into romance I did not want and plan sex. But she got so wet because I want talking dirty things directly in her ears and at the same using my hands to draw some lines >>>>>...,,,<<<. That kind of line wen no dey straight but touching some places. Somehow I entered her on here request and don't know what happened that day I just peeeeed in few thrusts. I was Angry because I did not prepare for it. She got up and washed up and I said am angry and I told sorry I know I left half way and she said it is not because of that. I asked what then and she told me this lie " I never wanted this thing to happen" and I said within yet you said Bleep me?

http://amourcircle..com.ng/2015/04/8-lies-women-tells-after-sx-must-see.html
Romance / Even After Sex Women Still Lie - My Experience by decasmir: 4:02am On Dec 01, 2015
Please nairalanders here me out.

I have been told that women lie after sex. I read about 8 lies they tell. I will share later but please can someone tell me some of their lies. Ladies I want to know some lies you tell immediately after sex and why?

Thanks

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