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PoliticsRe: Top 10 African Countries With Largest Military Aircraft Fleet As Of January 2026 by decatalyst(m): 9:46pm On Feb 01
rickpat:
Egypt is the true giant of africa..

Nigeria with 159,if you check well 100 dey airforce museum...50 dey fly with half engine...7 get fuel leakage..only two dey work well...one for jagaban emergency incase he fall...the other one to go checkmate coup attempt for Benin Republic....


Nigeria THE COMEDY REPUBLIC
Nah your country you badmouth like this?

It is well.
PoliticsRe: 'Why Did You Start With Mortuary? – Governor Eno Questions Contractor (Video) by decatalyst(m): 9:41pm On Jan 30
F117nighthawk:
Is the mortuary not part of the hospital project? or is it not meant to serve the hospitals facility and functions? Nigerians and their reversed way of thinking
Nah you get skewed thinking.

To follow the same logic, you have 1hr to answer 5 questions in an examination. Time is not your friend, but you choose to first write the concluding parts of your answers. No introduction, workings, and counter views.

You even left out your name and matric number because you think conclusions to the questions are more important.

Your failure will be resounding!
PoliticsRe: Lagos Partners With MTN To Transform Obalende Under Bridge Into Modern Bus-Park by decatalyst(m): 9:57pm On Jan 29
MrUnitedstatesA:
Looks cheap. Let MTN show us the one they did in their own South Africa. They always build nice and world class things over there but in Nigeria they give us low standard because our leaders don't know how to deal with them
Did you question what your politicians do or promise to do?

Shior!

A private company is helping out, you are behind keyboard "investigating" the quality of project?

I tire for this country and her citizens.
Foreign AffairsRe: Disabled Child Died After Ice Captured His Father - Pics by decatalyst(m): 9:17pm On Jan 29
alpharoyalty:
The condition might be a result of inbreeding.
Very common among arabs
Is this the crux of discussion now?


Damn!
PoliticsRe: See The Profession Police Respect And Fear The Most--- Not Army Not Even DSS by decatalyst(m): 9:13pm On Jan 29
Nifemy4:
Its lawyers .. policmen do everything to avoid issues with lawyers. walk into a police staton and let a lawyer introduce himself and watch them comport
Says who?

I heard of the story of a lawyer today.

He went to the station and started making noise because of his client. DPO asked him to be calm and stop constituting nuisance...alaye dey shout "i am a lawyer" until the DPO order a constable to lock him up.

To cut the story short, alaye sleep cell till the next day he was charged to court.

So, lawyer wey no use sense nah upgraded unruly civilian o.
Foreign AffairsRe: Venezuela’s Acting President Says She Has Had ‘Enough’ Of US Orders by decatalyst(m): 9:56pm On Jan 26
She never see anything.

No be una dey cry to "saviour" Trump?
Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian Leader Sends Message To Americans As Millions Protest In Minneapolis by decatalyst(m): 3:49pm On Jan 25
chatinent:
I don't understand. Like "help is coming from Iran to America?"

Is this some episode in Teletubbies or what?
Calm down, read and understand.

That's pure sarcasm and he made use of the exact statement Trump uses.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Retired CSP Alleges Humiliation By Police Insp. Over ‘korope’ Livelihood In Lago by decatalyst(m): 3:41pm On Jan 25
One thing is sure, karma don't respect gender, age or title.

It is sad enough that, assuming he retired after 60yrs or 35 years in service, he still needs a strenuous job to sustain his family. More saddening to learn that his own comrade ridiculed him while at it. Maybe it's his own karma.


That inspector too will get his own karma serve very hot in the nearest future.

He failed to know and understand that life happens.
FamilyRe: Grieving Mum Makes Her Late Daughter's Hair For The Last Time (video) by decatalyst(m): 1:08pm On Jan 25
This is a different kind of pain. I sympathise with her and the family.

May we not bury our children in Jesus name.
CrimeRe: Ogun Customs Condemns Attack On Officers, Seeks Justice by decatalyst(m): 1:04pm On Jan 25
People don buy market for that axis.


No one should touch law enforcement officers.

Officers too must be law abiding always.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ukranians Jubilate As Electricity Is Restored To Their Homes (Video) by decatalyst(m): 10:45am On Jan 25
Jubilating when the war is still on?


They need to get the comedian out in order to end the war.
CrimeRe: Vdm Calls Out Csp Mohammed Babayola Dpo Of Bwari Division Fct Command To Ig by decatalyst(m): 10:14am On Jan 25
And so many don't like this VDM.


You may not like the messengers but do not throw away the messages.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Opens New Nuclear Facility by decatalyst(m): 9:24am On Jan 25
SpaceX:
B-2 spirit Bomber is on its way, one hit and everything will kaboom.
Don't rate that stuff too much.

The bunker bomber failed to a large extent when given the opportunity to obliterate the Iranian underground facility in 2025.


The west are good at overhyping. Something I refer to as hyper-propaganda.

We see loads of unexploded bombs in Sokoto state too.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Opens New Nuclear Facility by decatalyst(m): 9:21am On Jan 25
Iran is bent on her agenda.


They don't want to be silenced.
Foreign AffairsRe: Another US Citizen Killed By ICE Agent In Minnesota (Video) by decatalyst(m): 7:51am On Jan 25
anonimi:
How does the Nigerian Army compare with the US Army, not just in weaponry and numbers of personel but also in terms of human rights consciousness in rules of engagement?

This ICE collateral damage is like the innocent northerners killed by the invading American soldiers that were supposed to be looking for Muslim terrorists accused of genocide against Christians, and invited by Tinubu to violate our territorial integrity.

Which previous president allowed such abomination in our country?

The balablu president has made his 2011 expired Buhari suddenly seem like a sharp guy. How did we get here?

More importantly, how do we get out of here huh
Reading this hogwash makes me sick in thr belle.

Imagine the logic to you are unleashing to justify the brazen killing of a human, not animal to be eaten o. Damn!

So 5 ICE agent couldn't overpower an unarmed man and bring him to book?

Did you even watch the video attached?

It's a shame to read this the first thing this morning.

You will do worse with power or weapon.
PoliticsRe: ‘guard The Forests Like The Pipelines’: Northern Elders Urge FG To Award Securit by decatalyst(m): 4:55am On Jan 25
Una wan chop una portion like Tompolo, Dokubo and the likes abi?


Nigeria is funny place where anything is possible.
TravelRe: Enugu-Onitsha Expressway Being Constructed With Cement Concrete By Tinubu Govt by decatalyst(m): 10:26pm On Jan 24
mrvitalis:
It's being constructed by MTN nigeria
Initiated by the late Pascal Dozie when he was chairman of MTN nigeria

This has nothing to do with Tinubu
9th mile to obi is bad
Aba to port Harcourt is bad
Owerri to port Harcourt is bad
Umahia to ikot ekpene is bad ( tho otti has taken over)
Aba to owerri is bad
Enugu to ogoja is bad

There are many federal road in south east that Tinubu can do... Stop stealing people's project
Nah you even dey steal project for the person you mentioned sir.

The road construction 🚧 was agreed under the Tax Credit Scheme. It wasn't initiated by him. Thank you.
CrimeRe: Court Convicts Lagos Firm For Stealing ₦30.5 Million From Chevron Workers by decatalyst(m): 10:16pm On Jan 24
Wotowotoman:
If you borrowed money from a bank in 2013 to pay back in 2023, will they convert your repayment to dollars and ask you to repay the USD equivalent? 🤔
Leave am nah body dey scratch am grin
PropertiesRe: Can ₦50 Million Build A Modern 3-Bedroom Bungalow With This Current Inflation? by decatalyst(m): 9:23pm On Jan 24
ibechris:
Keep the lies coming.

Have u ever built before self.
Young man, no need to banter with you lots.

It is obviously most of you are disconnected from reality. When you enter market to buy these materials, you will remember this post.

Dem no dey tell blind person say rain dey fall, soo e go feel am.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Hints On Using NATO To Secure American Borders by decatalyst(m): 8:33am On Jan 24
rickpat:
Is it NATO's responsibility to protect borders against illegal immigrants?

Someone please enlighten me....

Article5 is specific and states that NATO will intervene when member nations are faced with armed invasion or attack....so illegal immigrants try to cross US borders are classified as armed invasion by Mr Donald isi aki Trump...
The dude is not alright.

This you what you get when you hand over a powerful country to clown. He turns rhe sit of power to his circus.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Sparks Anger Over Claim Nato Troops Avoided Afghan Front Line by decatalyst(m): 8:22am On Jan 24
omoredia:
Only the truth makes liars get angry. Trump continue to dey pepper them. Who didnt know that Europe are now too weak, indisciplined, gay, woke to fight and win any battle?
"Weak and indisciplined" you say?

Is this rhe crux of the discussion here.

You read only the US has ever invoke the article that compels member states to contribute troups and resources to a war that didn't concern them and all you could write is NATO, excluding the US, is weak and indiscipline?

Gosh! We need serious reform in our education section!
PoliticsRe: Shell Announces $20 Billion Investment In Bonga South West Oil Project by decatalyst(m): 7:53am On Jan 24
obiekunie01:
INVEST US$20 BILLION

TO MAKE US$20 TRILLION IN10 YEARS!

But them no go tell you that one.
Na who then decieve them dey run street.
"them run street" what a shame!

Did you show interest to invest that sum in the economy and it was rejected?

What does "invest" mean to you?
C'mon! We need to start speaking facts and stop being sentimental.

Every investors seeks profits and if there is no potential for profit, no investment will come to your country and your FDI index drops even more.

Bring the money, you will also enjoy the profits nah.
CelebritiesRe: Davido’s Twins Are Autistic, Focus On Them – Kemi Olunloyo Blasts Davido's Dad by decatalyst(m): 7:43am On Jan 24
Babangidapikin:
I doubt she might be legally fit to stand trial a typical case of werey alasho .. autistic children should not be shame Biko ..
Nah you get the main reason why everyone avoids or ignore her.

Her lawyers will argue that she is not mentally fit to stand trial.
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen Cost Nigeria The AFCON Title – Sunday Oliseh by decatalyst(m): 7:40am On Jan 24
Namaster:
The WILLINGNESS of people to tolerate NONSENSE is one of the reasons the World is going to sh1t now.

I DON'T care whether Osimehn was right or wrong, that display of BLATANT STEWPIDITY should have been the END of his participation in that campaign.

That is NOT how you handle stuff like that.
You NEVER act like you're going to beat up your own teammate.
Especially NOT in a match you were already WINNING with MULTIPLE goals.

The moment he tried that NONSENSE, he should have been GONE.

Failing to PUNISH bad behaviour REINFORCES it.

Also, Lookman FORKED UP.
The moment Osimehn got all aggressive in his face is the moment he should have BROKEN his barely-mended face a second time.

'Tis the season to match MADNESS with MADNESS.
I agree with you on this views. Exactly what I expected.

Lookman should have stood up to him and reduce his perceived over bloated influence in the team.

Now we have a huge issues at hand because someone else would act in like manner, it is only a matter of time. Woe betide the coach and the useless NFF to speak or act that day.
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen Cost Nigeria The AFCON Title – Sunday Oliseh by decatalyst(m): 7:36am On Jan 24
rickpat:
Baba rest oo..before oshimen go insult you o ..go ask finidi George and ikepba
He is pointing out salient attributes that a talent needs ro work on all you care about is that people should avoid his bad side?

This are exactly the issues. A vociferous age of Internet warriors that evade the real issues because they like a thing. The noise about Wizkid, Messi, Ronaldo, who has more money arguments over sound quality issue based views.

May God help Nigeria!
FamilyRe: “You’ve Never Paid School Fees Here” — Boy Confronts His Mother by decatalyst(m): 11:03pm On Jan 10
SpencerForbes:
Wait... 😳 No USB cord or even an old bathroom slipper in that house? And he actually had the nerve to tell his mother, "I don’t blame you," to her face? 😞

This is beyond Gen Z behavior.

Honestly, posting that video makes her look like a bad mother. Why share it online instead of actually correcting or punishing him? This is exactly why some guys are hesitant to marry younger women. If you can't even raise the kids right, what exactly are you bringing to the family?
Sadly, the woman is dumb and annoyingly "un-motherlike."

Your own son that you carried in the womb spoke to you in that manner and the next thing that comes out of your mouth is "you will find yourself on the internet" That is a failed mother that finds validation from people(internet) to feel good.

Even if the father pays for everything, it is not right for that to come out of the son's mouth. The video shows the mother has neglected her core mother duty for long and it will come to bite her hard In the future.

She is highly irresponsible.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Fought For Your Life? by decatalyst(m): 10:43pm On Jan 10
Samantha125:
Mine happened when I was ten years old, I fell sick and got admitted in hospital... My condition at the time was stable, but kept deteriorating over time, I had to be transferred to another hospital outside of my province... I stayed there for about two weeks before my first surgery and my parents would sometimes have to go back home as they had other priorities back home, my brother was the one who'd normally come and see me during afternoon visiting hours since he was schooling in the same province I was transferred to and his school wasn't that far from the hospital.

A day for my surgery came and things seemed promising after the procedure, even though I was still on oxygen, things seemed to be headed to the right direction... My parents were by my side for a couple of days and the doctor finally decided to get me off the oxygen since my condition had seemed to have improved... My parents then had to go back home in Limpopo and I remember within a couple of hours after their departure, I started experiencing this heavy feeling within my chest like it was compressed altogether, I complained to one nurse about how I was finding it difficult to breathe properly, she alerted the doctor and they put me back on oxygen while they monitored me through the night.

My doctor came back early in the morning to check up on me before he left and it wasn't until I had my breakfast that my condition turned for the worst, I started hyperventilating to a point that even the oxygen wasn't helping anymore, when I attempted to speak, my voice couldn't come out, I felt myself struggling to exhale by the minute... I was immediately attended to by this other doctor that I didn't recognise, he quickly prepared me and rushed me to the ICU together with the ward's senior nurse, I actually thought I was dying by that moment... After getting to the ICU, they tried getting hold of my parents, but could not reach them.

I was then placed on this other oxygen which had this weird smoky smell, I managed to whisper to the senior nurse that I was thirsty and needed some water to drink, she promised to get me the water, but I quickly passed out, when I woke up, I found myself on a life support system and I was being attended to by this other female doctor... My doctor then came and explained everything to me, apparently I had developed an infection after my first surgery, he also told me how they've been trying to get hold of my parents without any success since as a minor, they needed their consent to conduct another surgery on me as my condition was now critical and required them to conduct an urgent surgery ASAP... So in my parents absence, they took it upon themselves to go ahead with the procedure... Because it was either they wait and I don't make it or they conduct the surgery without my parents' permission and save my life.

I honestly didn't care, I was just relieved that I could breathe again even though I relied on a ventilator... I think my brother had an exam that day, so he also couldn't come and see me... Few hours later, two new doctors that I've never seen before came to fetch me from the ICU to the operating theater, apparently they were assigned to perform the surgery on me by another doctor, I was attended to by a variety of doctors that day with their different specialities.

The following day my brother went to the children's ward like he'd normally do during afternoon visiting hours, but upon getting there, I was nowhere to be found, he was then directed to the ICU and when he got there, I was asleep and the sight of me being surrounded by all those different hospital equipments terrified him... From what he told me, he only stayed for a few minutes and left... He got hold of our parents and instructed them to come to the hospital ASAP for I was dying and from that day on, he stopped coming to visit me... My family arrived in the middle of the night and at first they weren't allowed in since it was way past visiting hours, but they explained to the nurses and doctor how they're from another province and drove to the hospital as soon as they heard the news of my condition.

When they came in, I was awake, but still on a life support system and my wrists were restrained to the bed because the doctors feared that I might start overreacting as a child and harm myself in the process... My cousin only looked at me once and left, he waited outside... I could see in my parents and aunt's eyes that they were also terrified by my condition but trying to be strong... From that moment on, I had to be strong for myself and fight because I could see the hopelessness in everyone's eyes.

I stayed in the ICU for a couple of weeks until my condition became stable and I was moved back to the children's ward... I was taken off the ventilator machine and placed back on the medical oxygen, but I still couldn't speak or eat solid food, I'd use a note pad and a pencil to communicate with everyone... My brother then started visiting me again upon hearing that I was out of the ICU.

My mother would later open up to me about how at one point, she had started preparing herself for the worst, but here am I today healthy and happy...😃😃😃... I'll forever be grateful of those doctors who teamed up together to save my life...☺️☺️☺️

That's my survival story.
Glory to God.
FamilyRe: Husband Packs Out After His Wife Locked Him Outside by decatalyst(m): 10:28pm On Jan 09
ChybuzzDD:
The woman is your type; the pictures are in you already
Omo! This your response nah banga! grin
PropertiesRe: Can ₦50 Million Build A Modern 3-Bedroom Bungalow With This Current Inflation? by decatalyst(m): 4:42pm On Jan 05
ibechris:
Keep the lies coming.

Have u ever build before self.
Don't be unfortunate.

Social media is indeed a leveller. Hmmm

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