₦airaland Forum

IYANGBALI:
liar

No be me talk am
Na so e dey for bible

mencade6:
she bears dechandel

but her real name is...after i demanded for her bank details



name: Echefije idoko Agada
ac num: 0000m54254rd

union bank

Hahahahahahahhaha
Chei. The names still sexy na

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]You see Naija girls?

How do we expect to get pünny if they don't want lomantic?
They only think about iPhone 6 not flowers

Back in Paris, give dandelions and get pünny
In Jamaica, give twerk CD and get pünny
In Mexico, give weed and get pünny
But in Nigeria, NO!!!! E must be 5 star restaurant

We give up [/color]

Better soup na kill am o

Deshannel:
Until thunder fire both of us?

Lol
No be me and you

agrovick:
poooo! when I walk with my female friends I ensure I'm the one on the outer part of the pathway and I open doors too, my papa teach me well, but suffer through a girlie movie, ai dey craze? there u are, naija guys are romantic. case closedh

So with you there is hope for Naija guys??
Tah
Why can't you bear and watch a girlie movie with her? But she can endure your endless rants about football abi?

Veralaw:

Blakyclyde:
No. I see u for vision.
Oga BenKumar, ejo oo!

He is not yoruba

Blakyclyde:
Its Benkumar, isn't it?
Chai! See gobe!

You see me for dream abi??

NinoBrown888:
now thas whats up...
Sounds sweet':>

Correct Nigga

ireneony:
but u are always online infact early this morning.

.stop lying

debris God o

But not without my phone Abi you no see that part

IYANGBALI:
I like your sense of humour,I hope you are as beatiful as your sense of humour

Thanchu
Rihanna look alike

RedBenson:
Sounds like you are actually aimed at getting one bf here. May God help make your dream a reality.

Hian
For nl again
I be hot akara for offline jare o

emusmith:
The part that they are more verbal/ active on phone than in real life...

Does that hold with you?

Did you miss the part i mentioned not without my phone?? My backbone??

kelvinmuffins3:
So that you can empty that account and run away.

Niqqas be on the run.

emusmith:
I forgot to add...
Mels are indoor kinda of people.
They're more vocal on social networks than they're in real world...

Yea
I can spend my whole life alone but not without my phone

AfricanApple:
dechandel, na true u talk o, dude dey find phockmate sorry wife

Blakyclyde:
Diaris God o!
In fact I don port to my new found happiness.
MimieJacobz, where art thou?!

What did i do

kilokeys:
imagine.. then what would u gimme in return?

one sloppy kiss?


i go gladly kiss monkey and retain my menchines o

I will blow you a kiss

How romantic?

Blakyclyde:
True talk.
The similarities abound. The only difference is that all Hajia does is to observe and comment after sharing.

hilaryiwens05:
Haaaa, even president no fix by am with hin pocket money

My husband's networth is double of what the president earns

unibenstudent1:
or am sure anything with Andy was deleted on nairaland server,,the cup of andyblaze trolling full throway!!

Na him para clear him name for nairaland.say him don chop enough ban

Beennkumar:
Sweetie!

You know I love you so much, and I'm willing to get you anything.
I love you too

World best hubby

Blakyclyde:
Dechandel and Romanciella.

Talk true??

Bitojoe:
the expectation of the righteous shall be granted.

Already granted