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VaselineCrew2:
love this pic of her, oh dammy, I was such a fool

would always wish her the best though

I'm almost tearing up, da fvck

Yea, right!
Not like you would have married her anyway.

She made the right choice.
I bet you were more like a good riddance to bad nonsense to her .

*eyes rolling*

sinizia:
LOL. I mean, the one Dechan pointed is not the same girl that Nora was using which NLtruer exposed.

ArikeAriyo:
but DAT person look like her and it was d same school dechandel talk about check are profile... Kinda confused

I am not into busting peeps or whatever it's called on NL.
After all its not my pics! I like minding my business..


If the girl thinks I am wrong, she should be the one calling me to order and not some other accounts I know nothing about.
Is she the one on that Facebook link you posted? Yes! I don't do this calling out thingy, just wanted to unwind and indulge in a Lil fun

Adaeze003:
She said she graduated from unizik and the K.O initials match... hmm.

She is not a NLander to start with.

The only thing Kossy is good with is Instagram and Facebook

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Something dey sup here[/color]

LOL
I saw that girl's profile a long time ago.

Saw a thread she even said she studied psychology .

profojah:
The pix on that MissNora profile is a picture of one Kate Adesanya, who is in Unilag, Mass-Comm, 300 level, she stays in Moremi.

Wait, let me give u more pix of her, she's my friend on Facebook..

*MissNora, Are you Kate Adesanya?

LOL
LIAR!!

The girl on her profile picture recently graduated from a university down East!

We went to same secondary school, FGGC IBUSA
she was my senior though, my seat mate's school mother back then

And her full name is Kossy Otti!!


She studied Theatre arts and not Mass-Comm

kilokeys:
she don fine now pass before.. Shakara continues

Shakara never start sef

darkenedrebel:
where have you been? Shey make I send my own pin too?

3coins:
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kulboy:
That's the name she bares at home

LOL
Did you eventually make it back home or you slept inside the car?
I was enjoying my Skype yesterday but you and them Naija policemen cut it short for me

kilokeys:
Buh.. Ur mum doesn't know u as dechandel... Everybody knows me as kilokeys..
When i even mentioned alexis.. She just said wrong number.. I had to send her my fav picture of u.. And i had to upload my best gentleman pic on my dp.. Tsk tsk

So.. What r u known as?

Obi....... Obiageli?

_{I am sure she think i am the one.. So lemme work harder.. So i can get the 4million naira for the list}

LOL
Nah, she said she heard Angel not Alexis

Lol
I saw the pics you uploaded, she just asked me who is this that even saved your last year picture
She was now so curious about NL

But you sef
You Sabi keep number eeh
I've even forgotten the incident that led me into giving you my mum's number

kilokeys:
Haaa.. Should i post the screenshot?

I had to make her feel u were a good child na..

Feel ke? I am a good child na
Good thing you know my name .

Before person go come NL dey find Dechandel then go read my posts

kilokeys:
We had to call her sweet mother
Chai... Dechandel.. What love can make boys do..

We need to talk asap..

[/LMAO!!!


You guys made me come back though
See mails na
Dunno where to start from

I asked my mum to forward the message and she did.
Better person!
See you being all civil.

JeffreyJamez:
Grandma !!.....where you go na!.... fear been don dey catch me o.

Fear ke?

No be you bury me?
Been keeping watch on you

olajorn:
556BA978 i was mumu enough,not to Have ur number

My number wasn't even available

kilokeys:
Hahahahaha.. She cut the phone the first time o..

I had to send her a message on whatsapp.. Hahahaha
She responded well and was nice..
Na u cause am o..

She said she told you wrong number!!

Then you Sent a message on whatsapp
Just like me, she is nice

And now she is so curious about NL

olajorn:
i cant believe this.... i just my signature today...I Have Been crying all these While


Mrsphyno dechandel is here

kilokeys:
if u ask us, na who we go ask?

You called my mum!!!

olajorn:
I havent heard from my dechandel For ages

ronald4lif:
Hilarious comments. Guys are not smiling at all.

Seriously! The comments cracked me up

Bia Doc, true true, e be like maga gene dey your blood o
I see no reason why you should place her on a payroll.
Give as much as you can when you can. If it comes monthly, and when something goes wrong and you don't meet up to the monthly allowance, you will come and open another thread and ask if bae is possessed!

DanjaNinja:
Seriously! You took the words right out of my mouth. Nigerians don't like paying bills yet we wonder why nothing works.

tai2:
In Nigeria you can get favours done when you don't have any money. You can ask the taxi guy to reduce his fare based on you don't have too much. In obodo oyibo, taxi guy will point to the metre. I hope you know even with sporadic power supply not everyone pays their light bills in Nigeria, PHCN cuts the power in the afternoon, you go and reconnect them later during the day. Lol.

@bolded!!
Be realistic!! Truth is, its not easy in any part of the world but its much more better living in a saner society where you are guranteed fresh air

Cutehector:
dats cool... Dechandel.... Wat inspired yu to coin out dis moniker?

I really dunno, i was just on the search for a unique name and then "Dechandel" appeared

blublahd:
You sound like a talkative

Really? How so?

Cutehector:
oh really.... Impressive.... So frm all d zodiac signs, whch would u love to hang out wit

Just go where the heart leads

I don't really dig the Zodiac compatibility chart

PunterTim:
Romance/Love Gamblers,wuld relish ya...

Cutehector:
abeg whch zodiac be this

PunterTim:
Philosophical, Motion, Experimentation,
Optimism

Optimistic lots!! We always tend to look at the brighter things of life!!

Philosophical!! The sense of knowing what is right and wrong!

Large hearted!! Can go out of their ways to help someone..

However,we've also got the negative traits, being Careless, Impatient!!
Tactless, taking things for granted!!

But we still badass though

xp17:
imaginations re free, you can even imagine jonathan being the president till date
The problem ain't expressing yourself, but you also got to get the right timing, placing, and mood as well. Oya let me go read some love articles so I would be able to express myself to you next time

To go through Primary virgin kinda harder than rocket science. Well, tell your grandma her prayer is been answered. Imma go harder and harder ,imma get a BJ from a toothless experienced cougar, and imma cum in her mouth

So i'll be the lab rat used in experimenting what was grabbed from the pages of a love article? Interesting!!
I can't wait

You have a very wild imagination!
It will be very nice to get a s3x tape though, you and my grandma!
I want to see her face again! But i'm sure she wouldn't oblige grinding on your 2inch d1ck!!
Better luck next time!!

xp17:
the last time I helped a buddy talk to a girl, the babe was like " I don't like that guy, it would be better if you came to talk for yourself"

There re things you can just do on someone else's behalf, he just gotta man up and pick and clean up after himslelf.
BTW, what's the biggie telling a lady/guy you like him/her and you would like to be friends



A closed mouth is a closed Destiny


Abeg hook me up with your grandma imma like secondary virgins

LOL
I just can't help but imagine your manner of approach towards the girl.

There is no biggie in expressing one's feelings, some peeps are just inexperienced when it comes to such matters!

My grandma is not a secondary virgin, primary and fresh!! I can give you her grave-yard address

asumo12:

xp17:
redbenson, born2fuck and their likes would be in better position to update you on that

Imma still virgin

How can you give solutions and not help him solve it?
After all the epistle and you have no girl available for him??

My grandma is a virgin too, you two should def hook up!