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marieolae:
work - rihanna ft drake
banger.

Sorry if I'm way less friendly
I got niggas tryna end me
Oh, yeah, I spilled all my emotions tonight, I'm sorry
Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
How many more shots until you're rolling?

Currently my jam too

ronald4lif:
Not into any business ehen? He must be a working class/employee then.

Odi ka ima na containers ntu ko down to Naija bu back to back. From 20feets to 40fts stocked to the brim bu cha hits to hits. Mana owuite ka na bia nwanna still. Chai, ije uwa m ehh, adighi akocha ya ako.

Who education without money help in attracting beautiful women? Na today wey containers boys begin dey marry the most beautiful babes for Naija ni. Make them enter Onitsha or Aba ngwa see the countless 4 storey buildings wey the so called "illiterate" guys dey use vex erect everywhere, and see their beautiful wives - tall, fair, pointing noses and voluptuous ukwu. Ife ana ko bu tuu.

Hahaha
Why are you not even a comedian?
No worry 2016 will be much better inugo?

But you know the storey buildings put me off a lot
Like they just erect without proper planning
Even when the agencies for housing must have mapped out the basics and everything
One big head will just come and build his four storey building in the centre of two bungalows
The only organised places I have been to down east are just the G.R.A's
And some other newly developed areas
Okay I am generalising. Independence layout Enugu is superb

ronald4lif:
Lol. Nneoma, amaghim na afa oga gi bu Chima o, o just puo m no onu like that. Biko gbahalu m.

But even if your Chima no dey into containers I'm sure he's into exporting cars and other stuff to Naija and resell. So whether na containers o, cars or electronics all na import/export. Ndi Igbo ejiro business eti play.

Hahaha
He is not even into any business to start with
You nko? How many containers you don export down to Naija? How many still dey for air/road?
Answer me osiso
But na true, ndi Igbo don't joke with ego
And you are right about their stunning wives..
Containers be attracting eye candies..

ronald4lif:
They'd come here to say they can't marry an illiterate until they jam Chima who imports tons of containers from China weekly and owns several shops, properties and cars then they wouldn't mind he isn't educated.

Go to Onitsha main market, Ogbete Enugu, Idumota and other mainstream markets and see the stunning wives of those guys who plays with money but had no cogent formal education.

Abeg leave trash for lawma. Na money dey talk. Illiterate ni, professor with no shishi ko.

LOL
Why did you have to use the name "Chima" sef??
My own Chima isn't into containers o

Izyyblaze:
ogbanje...u no go like check for yaself abi?..oburo so aunty,mummy nko :Pogbanje...u no go like check for yaself abi?..oburo so aunty,mummy nko

Jesus!!!

I am speechless..
Pm me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Izyyblaze:
hmmm...weldone o and better don't ask who i am

LOL
Aunty I see you
Good morning

But forgive me, have we met before?

wristbangle:
babe, long time oo! E be like say this ice prince mumu issue dey piss u as e dey piss me..

All I can see in her is the exhibition of her nippples , Talent she no get!

Lol
Talent? She get plenty o
Atleast after all her akin saga, she still got ice prince
All thanks to her many talents of making a man stay.
I need her juju regime jare
What's up with you?

VickyRotex:
Correct!

Maybe the guy even lied to her that he's not married, and babe decided to flaunt her "Bae"

Gbese re o

Smellymouth:
these gehs ain't loyal

To think that we are just 20 days on this new year and we have experience truck full of drama and shi*****t is beyond imagination.

To my hommies, beware of who you go out with..and don't ever underestimate a chick..
She might be cool but you have no idea what she is capable of doing.

Fair warning ##

GettysBurg:
That's not true! In many airports in the USA, including JFK, New York, you pay up to $6 to use a trolley.

And it is not N500 paid for trolleys at MMIA Lagos.

Make we dey talk true.

Actually you are right, its not N500 for trolleys there.

Its N500 and above.

hahn:
Send your picture so I can put it on olx

Can you be kind enough to hold on for a year?
I need to get a nose and lips job

Maser:
Bad belle! Because you never get opportunity go there na him make you dey jealousy people wey go.
My advice:
If you like to have good things in life, don't talk down on those who have it...

I've seen many people like you. Examples;
Back in the days when I used to hustle to travel, I had an Aunt who made mockery of my efforts and spoke ill of people who went abroad, of course knowing my siblings were there. Guess what, the same woman applied to travel but was denied visa, she tried again but met same ill luck. Apparently, unknown to me, and just like you, she desired it in her heart but only criticised because of envy.

What you like to attract, do not speak ill of. If you'd like to live abroad someday or you want it for your kids, do not mock it. I have seen some who criticised it in those days seek visa to come and give birth and I'm like, "I thought abroad wasn't good"

While not everyone that travel abroad make it, at least they are reasonably comfortable even if not with excess cash to throw around. And a good number of professionals like my humble self still make it.

obinnashady:
50 shades of black.

ronald4lif:
Decha ndel, repent. Cheaharia ka chukwu gbahalu gi ife ocho nine imelu na 2015. Inugo?

Hehehehe
Happy new year sweetie

My mouth/fingers have a mind of its own

Kedu? Ijelu winter wonderland?

The new year opening was superb
Reporting live from the couch

daveP:
(walks in hand in pocket, with a drink in his left hand, looks up at the gigantic countdown clock as it chimes away. Notices the bustle and movement for last minute preps)


(exhales, climbs atop podium)

2015..... This is for all the friends, etc that made the 1st day of this year to the very last to be something worth it, happy reflect-worthy. 52weeks waving goodbye, and i can see many faces happy to survive, to be a part of the new year. Gracias to these wonderful personalities as i jot a thing or two....



To my e-fam members

Lanicky: contunu the 'goodwork' youve been awesome

Charijee and Cheripet: i learnt a thing or two from you two. HNY

Immortalvoices: You keep calling me tha boss, i think you are. Talented G.

Logodwhiz- Greater heights i pray.

Toniro, Jigsawkillah(guy you get rep, no be small o), Tempem, Seunfavor, Laveda, Starshyne, etc you all were great. It was wonderful, fun e-serving you(crazy chef)


Amicable, hardworking maestros and Ladies, Fellow Judges of the Prestigious Mr&Miss Nl Contest. Tha best and hottest on this forum:
Dygeasy
Mizmycoli
Karchisbarbie
Friedplantain
Ivyy
Dechandel

A big thank you. Few appreciation comes for hardwork that few can see, but i cant but say you've all been wonderful. Appreciate you guys One Loff! (dodges a limca bottle hurled@his head)


To my personal persons

KelvinGraphics
Dahjhi
Adufetohposh
Afrok-How that jerrycan ministry? jst kidding o.
Omavik

and the online personalities i admire/respect and i follow/otherwise

Sleekyshuga
Lalasticlala
Caracta
Kingtom
Marieolae
PrettySpicey


(a bottle of squash sails thru the air and this time around, meets its target, silence, then silence again.)

Uhm thank you very much, i very much appreciate that. A lovely reminder.

Thank you all and welcome to 2016, join me at that doorway so we can show the world that we're the 1st to shout HNY, and (interrupted as they move en masse toward the said spot with noise and excitement)


Happy New Yeaar.

(somewhere behind stage, a lil boy dances to Niyi Adedokun's Ayo ni maa fi la odun yi ja) huh!

Shuga

Thanks sweetie. And a blessed happy new year to you too..