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PoliticsRe: "I Am So Proud Of My Husband" – Aisha Buhari by decomiller: 6:25pm On Mar 31, 2015
ketekete:
“I am so proud of my husband and the team who have worked hard to make this happen. Nigerians are aware now more than ever that the people have the power to sway the fate of a nation. We must see this as a triumphant show of democracy, a change for the better. I am excited for the future of this nation as We now have a mandate for Change.I too have watched with bated breath as the results have been announced. It has been a gripping day for democracy in Nigeria.” – Buhari’s Wife “Aisha Buhari” tweets

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Sai Baba cheesy cheesy grin grin grin..

Source: https://twitter.com/IamAishaBuhari

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Another aboki to rule
PoliticsRe: Heavy Smoke In Port Harcourt (pictures) by decomiller: 1:25pm On Mar 31, 2015
ignis:
Who be you?
The one yhu dream about every night
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PoliticsRe: Heavy Smoke In Port Harcourt (pictures) by decomiller: 1:19pm On Mar 31, 2015
ignis:
This is just the beginning.
Of our honeymoom
PoliticsRe: River State Presidential Election Result Announced, Jega Accepts Result by decomiller: 1:17pm On Mar 31, 2015
olamilian:
See rigging
Hope you not high? Forgotten kano so soon
PoliticsRe: Heavy Smoke In Port Harcourt (pictures) by decomiller: 1:14pm On Mar 31, 2015
rittyben:
Hmmmmm! as una dey sing war so, na only for movie e dey sweet o.
Bae I'll protect yhu
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TV/MoviesRe: THE WALKING DEAD - Fan Page by decomiller: 8:41am On Mar 31, 2015
Kinda weak finale.... Just happy none of my fav characters died
RomanceRe: Crazy Things Girls Do To Get A Guy's Attention by decomiller: 8:37am On Mar 31, 2015
[quote author=Twaci post=32182700]This election has gotten everyone's nerves all tuned up, so lemme lighten the atmosphere with these crazy things girls do to get a guy's attention.

Here we go:

1. Sucking in of tummy.
Girls, how many of you will say u have not done this? Even subconsciously? You are walking down the street with your friends and you see this very cute guy with his peeps and all of a sudden, u push your tummy in and push ur chest out.....and catwalk. Don't lie, we all do it.

2. Asking for stupid favours on a regular basis.
"Um, can u help me with your pen?" You have about three pens in your purse and might not even need it in the class, but just to get his attention, out of all your friends around u, you tap him gently and in the sweetest voice possible ask for his pen. Not just pen. You ask for salt, help with the light bulb, his book.....even broom sef! undecided

3. Going against his opinions in a open conversation.
Even I am guilty of this grin. In an open conversation in class or group hangout, he says something and u immediately go against it vehemently. You wan form say you get your own opinions....in other words, independent and we all know guys love Independent women, don't we?

4. Hateful attitude.
He sits beside u and u frown your face. You pass him and his friends and say hi to them all except him. You create the illusion that u don't like him...while u wither all up inside when u hear his voice. (NLand girls do this a lot grin)

5. Phonetics.
U immediately switch to phonetics whenever he is around. U talk through your nose, forming oral english teacher just to create the impression that u are classy. Most times, it all turns up fake and funny as it would seem u are talking through your nose. "Puh-lease car-n yuh jas be ya-self?".

6. Bumping into him.
Classic move, never goes wrong. You see this cute yummy-looking guy walking your way, u 'accidentally' bump into him and fall. "Oh! Am sorry dear. Are u okay?". In the sweetest voice and brightest smile, "Yeah, thanks....". According to movies, that always leave a lasting impression. Guys does it? huh

That's all I have dearies. Lets hear yours

Lmfao .. The most complex being in the universe
RomanceRe: Crazy Things Girls Do To Get A Guy's Attention by decomiller: 8:30am On Mar 31, 2015
[quote author=Twaci post=32182700]This election has gotten everyone's nerves all tuned up, so lemme lighten the atmosphere with these crazy things girls do to get a guy's attention.

Here we go:

1. Sucking in of tummy.
Girls, how many of you will say u have not done this? Even subconsciously? You are walking down the street with your friends and you see this very cute guy with his peeps and all of a sudden, u push your tummy in and push ur chest out.....and catwalk. Don't lie, we all do it.

2. Asking for stupid favours on a regular basis.
"Um, can u help me with your pen?" You have about three pens in your purse and might not even need it in the class, but just to get his attention, out of all your friends around u, you tap him gently and in the sweetest voice possible ask for his pen. Not just pen. You ask for salt, help with the light bulb, his book.....even broom sef! undecided

3. Going against his opinions in a open conversation.
Even I am guilty of this grin. In an open conversation in class or group hangout, he says something and u immediately go against it vehemently. You wan form say you get your own opinions....in other words, independent and we all know guys love Independent women, don't we?

4. Hateful attitude.
He sits beside u and u frown your face. You pass him and his friends and say hi to them all except him. You create the illusion that u don't like him...while u wither all up inside when u hear his voice. (NLand girls do this a lot grin)

5. Phonetics.
U immediately switch to phonetics whenever he is around. U talk through your nose, forming oral english teacher just to create the impression that u are classy. Most times, it all turns up fake and funny as it would seem u are talking through your nose. "Puh-lease car-n yuh jas be ya-self?".

6. Bumping into him.
Classic move, never goes wrong. You see this cute yummy-looking guy walking your way, u 'accidentally' bump into him and fall. "Oh! Am sorry dear. Are u okay?". In the sweetest voice and brightest smile, "Yeah, thanks....". According to movies, that always leave a lasting impression. Guys does it? huh

That's all I have dearies. Lets hear yours cheesy

Dearie I don't think they apply all these techniques on broke guys
Jokes EtcRe: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by decomiller: 6:42am On Mar 31, 2015
Creamz:
Buhari still leading with about 2 million votes from my calculations. I guess when states like Niger, Zamfara, Bornu, Bauchi, Lagos, Kebbi, Sokoto, Yobe and Adamawa adds up to the list he should be winning comfortably. CHANGE is here and it can't be stopped. The people's general should start preparing his acceptance speech now.
Don't let an illiterate rule yhu
.. Yhu learned enough to knw that
PoliticsRe: Presidential Election Results So Far: PDP In Early Lead by decomiller: 5:14pm On Mar 30, 2015
Seeeeeeee tension
GamingRe: Request Download Links To Any Game Ps3 Ps4 Android Ios Ps2 Psp.................. by decomiller: 3:27pm On Mar 29, 2015
The walking dead season one plzzz
GamingRe: Еyе Tеasеr(pic): Tеst Y0r Еyе And Knоw Hоw Sharp Yоѓ Еyеs Aѓе by decomiller: 3:25pm On Mar 29, 2015
Green.. Dumb ass
Music/RadioRe: People Consider Enya's Songs As 'demonic' - Why? by decomiller: 3:21pm On Mar 29, 2015
Y'all should also listen to akira yamaoka
.. Still can't pick between her or enya

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