₦airaland Forum

EVILFOREST:
Husband Must be a CHELSEA fan

Deliverance case spotted. Nairaland moderators, take note.

ckmayoca:
so arm robber get in law... dem done collect stolen money oh

Armed robbers are not spirits. They live around you. You probably took something light from them unknowingly.

Tell them to go f*** themselves.

Im actually polite here... I wanted to say more.

APC is empty.

Its easier to criticize when you are not on the spotlight.

Then they could say "CHANGE!"... Now nothing to say except the same stories PDP came with.

The way this govt will loose will indeed be epic.

grin88:
what of wrestling day

(brock lesnar's music hits)

Nigerian police situation is just like an error.

Its like owning big guard dogs that protect the visitors but tear and bark at you in your house.

Just as we have good policemen, we have good nigerians.


Just that we dont have good politicians.

onunwa21:
Biafra Bank for Africa!!!

Ode spotted. Nairaland moderators, please take note.

The wickedness of the wicked.

NwaChibuzor909:
Firstly does she see this as an achievememt

Secondly wetin dey inside that nylon no go pass biscuit and bobo. No be her mates dash 5k each to 7 boys yesterday and even offered them scholarship ? https://www.nairaland.com/4248272/man-g-wagon-gives-money-boys

Thirdly she is very ugly so never you say she's pretty

Lastly she is suppposed to cover her face in shame. No be person be Jesus wey feed 5000 and he didn't make noise. You fed only 40 and you won't allow us to hear word.

Aside your speed to achieve first to comment and your stupid comments on nairaland, who has ever thanked God that he or she encountered you offline?

#RamIsBae

She has such a refreshing smile.

Its like she has fuel.

I mean, look at humans. Like you and me. Killed.

People from these regions have cried. I dont know how they want to cry again. They have done it for years! Fulani herdsmen again.

O Lord! How long?

Haba

He looks like Big Shaq...
Yeah Yeah..
You don know..

By defending votes, do you mean getting your thugs to kill unarmed people and pin it on that idiot called Amaechi abi?

Amaechi was an excuse for an administrator-below average.
But you sir, are a blood thirsty man. The blood of the innocent you have murdered will rise against you and your immediate family.

favourmic:
On the 12th day of xmas Nigeria sent to me:

campaign promises changing
police testicles crushing
Army shia burying
Airforce Rann bombing
Dino music making
Bukar party having
bruce foolish tweeting
Mad Rochas erecting
3 statues
2 Old candidates
and a rough time on a fuel queue

Bravo

Congrats

Later one woman will come and sing "men are this, men are that"....

Like seriously, most women have lost dignity.

So its so easy to even get a woman sleep with you these days?!

mfm04622:
Change you generator carburettor to enable it use gas. Nothing concerns me with fuel for gen again and it is cheaper than using PMS

Explain further...

Get a bicycle.

Cancel all long journeys. No be by force to travel from mainland to island in Lagos (you are not Joseph nor Mary).

Merry christmas to everyone.

To all the Igbos (where yours truly belong, being a principal officer in the ncan ), Afonjas, hausas, wailers and zombies, I and my family, wish you the best of the season.

The time comes when they will go out to access the effect of their bad policies and they will be shot dead.

Mark the words.

If this is true, then i am ashamed to share the christian faith with many of our people.

That means, we have many christians that work in collaboration with anti-christ forces to sabotage christmas. Christians own filling stations. Christians are in government. Christians are among the marketers. Even our Vp is a pastor.

Except for some challenging circumstance very few times, ive not spent more than 2/3mins in an atm machine-and (humbly) i transfer/withdraw averagely big amounts...

I am yet to get what people do with the machine more than 7mins.

You see someone still struggling to withdraw 20k in 500denomination even when the machine states the invalidity of your excess request.

And they will charge at any opposition or correction like the male organs!!

Ignorance and pride is a bad combo.

Hmmm

Well....

In 2018, many of the politicians and businessmen taking advantage of the people and earning from hardship they create in the country, will die of strange, yet common sicknesses.

They will be thrown to the streets like dead chickens.

After spending all to cure their ailments world over, all their loot will be wasted.

A man of God will rise in this country and indeed, the days of Elijah will come again!

This government just dey do like MMM...

They should really watch it. Unlike MMM, their physical locations are very accessible. They are pushing people really to the wall.

As a Igbo, this is one of the most useless opinion ive ever seen.

Why are we so selfish? This crises has suffered all ethnic groups!

It has nothing to do with any race or culture, but failed leadership.

At least the ode speaking should consider that one of our own governors is building statues worth millions while his people are committing suicide cos of poverty.

Not really a luts, but my signature says it all.

Haleluyah

Hmmm