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Good day Mr topsquino, i don't know you from anywhere but your soon to be done giveaway is a great step to go, not just for fellow nairalanders but Nigerians as a whole. Its been a difficult week for artisans and day to day survivers like me, but with what u r planning to do(putting smiles on people's faces) then I doubt if God will look at u twice before blessing u the more. God bless u as u embark on this beautiful benevolent act. God bless u. Pls I'm not always on the internet every second becos I do a lot of driving due to the nature of my job. But I can't wait for 6pm to come cos no matter the amount it can never be too small. God bless you abundantly again. But should In case I miss it u can help a brother with 2 kids(girl and boy) have something to be happy abt at the end of the day. My acct number is 3047288920 Polaris bank, mobee adeola.o . God bless u once again.

topsquino:
Guys please STAY AT HOME.

Remember, I am doing a GIVEAWAY of 1 Million Naira today by 6pm here on Nairaland.

All you need to do is to PARTICIPATE.

I will create a thread for the GIVEAWAY on the ROMANCE SECTION today by 6pm.

Please check my profile to confirm my credibility.

I've created my account since 2007, so I don't have any reason to scam anyone.

Don't Miss out

Who is that babe, hey boy face front and play football.

We need the real story plssss

Bubu has entered already since the last man would lock the gate.......lol

Amstupid:
PLZ DE LAST PERSON
TO ENTER 2020
SHOULD LOCK DE
GATE B4 BUHARI ENTER WITH US

May he rest in peace, oh he was also a vulcanizer!!!!

God bless his hustle, dignity in Labour!

Nope that was southampton

ainas247:
The guy tried yesterday but man you nah useless team
no be this name team Leicester beat 9-1



rank your business on Google fast
chat up

Word!!! But the Nigga is still a fuckboy sha

safarigirl:
this is rather presumptuous of you

Have you had sex with OP that you are saying he will provide mind-blowing sex? What if he is a bad lay? Why can't it be that she likes OP because he gives her attention that her boyfriend might not be giving her, or he seems nicer to her.

Why do you guys always assume it is either money or sex, even when there has been no sex to justify this poor assumption?

Sheesh! Expand your mind and stop limiting it to 3-minute hip hop music

@OP, flee from temptation, that girl is just a shameless user playing ping pong with two men and feeling like a bad bish with bomb puccy, so, she wants to have sex with you and hook you.

If you don't want no smoke, block her and move on. She's not the only woman in the world, why share babe with your fellow guy when women boku?

Nigga u r a fulltime f*@kboy, who's fooling Who? Bringing ur case here to justify urself but instead makes u look more stupid! Male olosho!

Same here man, had to do some finger counting. Exactly 9 months, chai some parents can be very accurate sha

MostBlessedOne:
your comment is so on point, the guy was born exactly nine months after the Valentine's day "rough play" by his parents...not even a day more or less..I even counted the months with my fingers just to be sure..lmao

Hahahahahaha, gud calculus right there man. Valentine's day kpanshing

nomsreal:
Here's congratulations to your parents for having a splendid valentine's day celebration several years ago.

She has scored the 1st goal tonight for barca already and also got an assist! #keepflyingsuperziza

Painful.....RIP Day

Best thing ive read ever concernig the way we as a footballing nation got to this mess we have experienced and still experiencing, permit me to say that gernot rohr is a gud scout no doubt but a less pay in-match tactician. Nevertheless if anybody is out there clamouring for his sack then the person should try and look into NFF's past dealing with coaches and he/She would understand that rohr is just right for us at the moment albeit he should try and understudy some tactical acumen from people like pep,klopp,mourinho(before he lost it) And also Johann cruyff when at barca. And trust me we will be celebrating our best ever coach soon. God bless the Eagles. And punish the politics playing idiots in the once glamorous glass house. Thanks.

yazga:
For a record eighth time in their history, Nigeria came away from an African Nations Cup campaign brandishing bronze medals around their necks. It is not just a record for Nigeria, but also for the tournament. No other country has more third-place finishes in the history of the competition. Super Eagles should have done better than bronze with the quality of talent at their disposal, believing the team was held back by a conservative coach.

There is no "one size fits all" solution, but Gernot Rohr's position be the major issue of concern?

Gernot Rohr's "lack of tactical nous" or, in other words, an "inability to read matches".

That comparison loses some steam in the face of context. Keshi had an almost ready-made squad with just a few additions to be made. Rohr has had to build his squad from the ground up.

Keshi's knockout stage opposition in 2013 was Ivory Coast, Mali and Burkina Faso. Rohr had to battle against Cameroon, South Africa and Algeria, were taken within seconds of extra-time by the 2019 Super Eagles.

Nigeria have had six coaching changes in the past five years. Samson Siasia, Keshi, Sunday Oliseh, Siasia again in a stand-in capacity, Salisu Yusuf (also in a temporary capacity) and then Rohr.

Oliseh aside -- he resigned due to issues with the NFF -- the rest have been fired. And the same story goes back even further.

Clemens Westerhof, is one of Nigeria's greatest coaches, was hounded out and did not even bother to return home with the team after they were eliminated from the 1994 World Cup. His former assistant, Jo Bonfrere, who won the 1996 Olympic gold medal with the under-23 team, was fired as Super Eagles coach. Philippe Troussier was fired. Amodu Shaibu was fired multiple times, despite qualifying Nigeria for two World Cups. Christian Chukwu was fired. Austin Eguavoen was replaced by Berti Vogts, who ended up being hounded out. Same with Swede Lars Lagerback, who opted not to renew his contract with the NFF after the 2010 World Cup. It is a long, unending cycle of celebrating new appointments, then bemoaning their (in)competence before sending them on their merry way.

This unending coaching merry-go-round seems to mask -- however unintentionally -- the real issue. That the complete grassroots development of Nigerian football has been, and continues to be, totally ignored. There are no articulated programs to scout, identify, develop and train talent from a young age. No structured tournaments for children to take part in. No playing philosophy, nothing beyond a hit-and-miss approach relying on an entitled "we have abundant talents" narrative. It's an approach that relies on said talents flocking off to Europe before being called into the Super Eagles, or, even worse, the cadet teams.

The domestic league, which should provide a conveyor belt of ready-made talent, is running on life support, as club administrators push back against much-needed reforms.

As it stands, two influential players retired after Afcon: Captain John Obi Mikel and forward Odion Ighalo; John Ogu may have been a bit part player, but he is also almost certainly looking at the door.

Goalkeeping remains a major issue. Nigeria have struggled in that department since the departure of Vincent Enyeama. Francis Uzoho showed some stability at the 2018 World Cup in Russia, but was shaky after. Ikechukwu Ezenwa is in his 30s, and rarely gets playing time in the Nigerian domestic league, and Daniel Akpeyi does not inspire confidence among the fans. Some say even among the coaches.

Nigeria can sack Rohr now or hound him out. But precedent has shown they are unable to attract any real big-name coaches. The ones they do attract, they take months just to hire. When a coach is eventually hired, whoever he is, what is the guarantee he will spend more than two or three years before being hounded out like others before?

And after poppling around in a fresh hire-celebrate-hound-fire cycle, the country returns once again to blaming the coach for another campaign that fails to meet entitled expectations, expectations without a grounding in fundamentals.

Rather than debating whether or not to fire a coach who has done more than most since Westerhof in 1989 to reboot the national team, conversation should be focused instead in a different direction.

How to reset the entire national football ecosystem in a manner that begins to produce and develop talent deliberately and consistently, one that will eventually lead to a playing philosophy that takes advantage of the in-bred self-expression of the Nigerian footballer as well as their natural physical attributes.

Source: Goal.com

Alaye it's Majekodunmi Fashakin

AgentNairaland:
No be Majekodumi Fasanu Be That? I Love This Man Die

Start ke? Full blown u mean? Bastards!!!

preshdoh:
You mean he is now having sense......

Walahi dude, pls belle dey pain me. I don too laff

NwaAmaikpe:




Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".

Nigga u r something man, true but funny tho

NwaAmaikpe:




Some ladies are scum.
So she can't be celibate in honour of Tagbo?

Dude definitely knew he was gonna die sooner or later so he delved into drug bizness......RIP at least u die for some thing (drug trafficking).....oloshi

Gud one for osimhen, I like the fact that he underwent developmental football and now it's time for him to prove himself as a full fledged professional. Gud luck to him and gud luck to pepe! Btw arsenal made some wonderful transfer business dis summer, edu and David Ornstein are real gud bargainers. Wow

Now this is a man of intellect, So far u r d only one that has actually said something very reasonable and intellectual..........a bottle of any brand u drink on me !!!

Xisnin:
Wise Kid!
What the dumb Yahoo boy don't understand is that many entertainers make
more money from their ambassadorial and corporate roles than the album they make.

No responsible corporate body will touch him with a long stick.
Naira muggly can console himself with internet cheers from fellow fraudsters.

I'm impressed by his fatherly love, na so e suppose be.

[Funny enuf theresa may did come to nigeria last year around august or so itvwas a private visit and she even came to flagoff a campaign against child trafficking at the salvation army ministry on my street in surulere. So please facts do matter a lot.quote author=hargbolahan01 post=78148910]is this now achievement that our president can't use the hospital in his country?

still waiting for when Theresa May is coming to Nigeria for private visit and medical holiday[/quote]

And wey dey play for atletico Madrid------- Ant-oine Friedman....lol

Now this is a Nigerian with many things in his upstairs (brain).....man u just educated so many senseless people In at most 5mins! Oga God bless u for ur wisdom

davodyguy:
do you pay tax?
All you guys supporting Atiku, ask him if he pays taxes or not. If he doesn't, the APC would have used it against him as tax fraud.

The president of Bayern Munich was jailed in Germany for tax fraud. His name is Uli hoenes. He won the WC and Euro cup for Germany in the 70s. Lionel Messi, Christiano Ronaldo and Jose Mourinho were all charged for tax fraud in Spain. Tax avoidance and Evasion are serious offenses.

Seun Osewa that own Nairaland, the platform you're using now pays taxes, if not he would have been jailed.

I'm a business owner. I pay direct assessment to LIRS and also my staff pays P.A.Y.E monthly.

People like you are probably still being fed or do not have responsibilities yet, hence have no idea of Civic responsibilities.

Even Buhari and Osinbajo Pay taxes, as well as all serving politicians. Their taxes are deducted at source from their salaries, before they get alert. Ambode, Okowa, Okorocha, Saraki, Fashola, Dogara, Tambuwal all pay taxes

To those idiots saying LASG is only after biafra, tell biafra tóo to do the lawful thing. Pay your tax. AY and Davido are not related to Nnamdi Kanu, yet they were charged with tax fraud in 2018. Lynda Ìkejì is Igbo, why haven't they come for her? Cos she pay her taxes just as Seun Osewa pays as well

Good night pretty OAP......rip

Shame on whosoever u r wherever u r. Isn't it obvious that it's the small girls bday and not aisha (in d picture) ...... take a closer look and tell me that someone will make a cake with a tiara on top for the first lady of the country and moreover it's the girl that's cutting the cake the first lady just supported her by holding her hand........Damn oh ye men of little brain!!! Smh4u

Hadone:
Good for him. But is it not high time to start believing Nnamdi Kanu over JUBRIL issue? According to Kanu:-
1. Buhari is taller than Saraki while JUBRIL same height. Last time when they met in Abuja during an event, they appears almost same height.
2. He observed that Buhari was an old man of 76 years, very weak, grey haired and wrinkled skin. But JUBRIL is a charming young man in late 50s and looking much younger and healthier than Buhari. He gave pictorial evidences to back his claims.
3. Kanu also pointed out that Buhari is a Fulani man from Daura in Katsina State and can fluently speak Fulfulde Language, but challenge JUBRIL that if he can communicate in Fulfulde Language non stop for only 2 minutes, then Kanu will rest his own case of Jubril Al-Amin Al-Sudani.
But I'm surprised that after Aisha Buhari refused to campaign for Jubril Al-Sudani, she celebrated her birthday today and did not allow JUBRIL to even touch her hands